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Quitting by 30 seems about right. On the arms and hands of people who walk parks at night; skin colored tattoos spell out "BE the crazy person lingering there alone in the dark". I used to take shortcuts through the woods at night fearing that some crazy motherfucker was hidding somewhere, waiting for prey. You have to be pretty insane to go wait at night in a barely used shortcut in the woods -- the odds simply don't favor it. I mean, is it not possible that the psycho in question was also fearing the presence of someone else lingering in the dark too? It was then that I would assume the role, not that I would've attacked anyone on my path but it gave me the confidence I needed to brave the dark alone. Oh juvenal naiveté. Either you victoriously cross the woods unharmed or you get horribly murdered by some psycho; "even though I'm being horribly murdered by some psycho in the woods, I was still right to be concerned". Better not to test the odds on that one, either way. He died proving a point. I have too much of an ego, I could never pull that off. I'd have to bask in the aftermath of my "right-ness". You can't do that when you're dead (so we suppose). Is there a douchebag afterlife? BRO I GOTS TOTALLY FRAKING DEAD SKATEBOARDING THROUGH A WALL OF AIDS COVERED FIRE SPIKES, I TOTALLY TOLD YOU I'D DIE LOLZ. LET'S GO FUCK A PRINGLES CAN. Extreme Gatorade. Looking super great. Hang in there. Where? There, where you're hanging. Keep on hanging where you're hanging. Fuck why can't you just help me up? Hang in there, bro. In what? In there. Why aren't there any floors there? Where the fuck do you go where you simply hang in there? Hell, obviously. Hang in there, looking super great.

These legs have fangs

It seems I'll never escape the drafts. I don't want to fight that cold feeling that creeps to me while I do my business in the morning, and I tend to plot revenge in such horrid conditions.

On whom do you plot revenge?

You take me literally? I bet you haven't even figured out what "drafts" alludes to: a tortured soul left to rot in the savannah. No, drama aside, it's all about canker sores.

Are you sure it isn't really about your cankles and how they are cold in the morning?

Question me all you want, you'll never receive a correct response. In fact, abide by that Ancient Greek, you-know-who: "Question everything. Learn someth—

...something. Answer nothing." Oh yes, I remember you quoting me that last week. "Euripides pants, Eupaiaferdes pants," my response every time. Oh! we are creatures of habit!

I have to shit, Mr. Immaculate Bastard. And I hate you as much as this drafty apartment. Kindly grow mute while I do my business. Let me refer you to this baseball bat, held tightly in my grip, and my uppercut swing.

pause

You don't own a baseball bat, and you cry at any sight of blood.

....

I despise every mitochondria of every cell in your body.

Not every cell in my body contains mitochondria

FART

The trail is warm.

I entered a dark smoke-filled room.

Felt like a scene from a movie minus the anchovies. Never cared for fish much. Dumb creature, they only remember 3 seconds.

Anyways, the moon was shining through the window piercing through the smoke like the holy ray of god purging... ...the unholy.

I could smell the faint scent of a woman. She had been here not too long ago.

I know it was her, she left her signature... ...the horrified face on her dead victim, laying on floor.

I ask myself why I even bother chasing her, I will probably end up dead.

Will it be all worth it?

Chase a bee and you might get stung...

bubbles > kraft dinner > break dancing > Spin Doctors

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Puffy. DP | You ever get that feeling? I mean, that feeling that I'm talking about, you ever get it? The feeling? That feeling I'm refering to? You ever get that? Ever had that feeling? You know that feeling there when you feel it? It feels like it's something you're about to feel and/or you're feeling right now, y'know? Ever got the feeling that, you're about to feel it; to feel what you're really about to feel or what you're feeling right at the moment of feeling that you've felt? Like feeling that you're getting exactly that feeling feels like when you finally feel it or that you're about to feel that you will most likely one day feel it while feeling? I haven't.

Snobby nightlife sluuntry

women aringles at once. The band ultimately released a double. Self-ugh. Is there a bar arounde equal to mggest hangover in years and the area's water had been cut; I didn't have astress. I'm still fascinated by silkscreening. Frank Siy lose steam, productive morning though. Something in bold. My spot's closed natra and Tommy Doen. Enjoy your stay. Bill Hicks hates my marketing plts are kila ng the countdown. Never cared much for Yogi. Told Troll he was a scout. I still have FunkShoi's motorola charger. Watched 1/3 of th. JoeBloggz is rdy. Skullfisher is the messenger you all meant. Dystopian literature and/or Faux Faux. "The Horse Whisperer" made me mad as hell; it was really just about cheating (grass looks grgured you would've gotten the hint by now. EVILA Hexes. How awesome was The Subeener on the . ll just anit someone else's office, an eCigarette would help my productivity without that nasty second hand smoke. I enjoy telliRaichu / Shoe. Silverhang people in the city that they smared to a Turtle's shell; you're in it. 7 different business carone who can't give you any money (ie: a person sans doorbell). Oddly enough, mharger. Watched 1/3 of the tas hell; it was really just about cheating (grass looks greener on the moment). Theop of thd" fails. You gotta give Scrubs Season 9 a chance / Cougar Town is the new Scrubs though. It's raining stress. I'm still fascinated by silkscreening. Fra that one online. We'll "leak it". So it is now two singles at onc aimez pas ça du stoner au Québec? He who laughs last... is slow. Apparently the Montreal subway system has its own morgue. Sometimes

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I don't smoke pot, or crack (nor lip balm). My left speaker's been causing problems. I'm in a involuntary mono world. Mono-lingual or Hetero-lingual? - DP. Robert Kirkman's "The Walking Dead" tv pilot for AMC starts filming in May. I'd cast Josh Holloway as Rick. AC Transit Bus Fight - I am a Motherfucker :: indeed he is. Doesn't matter who started that fight really, the older guy walked away from the problem at first. MC Ambalamps went looking for it. Could've been a white/latino Thug Life doing his thing instead, doesn't matter, race isn't an issue here and I don't condone violence but there's only one language these zero-contributing idiots understand. And the girl filming the whole thing is almost the worst part of the video. MLK is spinning in his grave. Bravo. It's a really ugly black stereotype but it does exist (same for all races, except for sweeds). Mockup.psd Dragon Quest VIII. A hooker named Rocket Skates / www.gunsrazorsknives.com. Pac-Man / Pac-Woman / TuPac. Pichu / Pikachu / Raichu / Shoe. Silverhawks had one really depressing time travel episode, if I remember correctly, I gotta check that out again. 100 Bullets ended so abruptly... still don't know what to think about it. The whole series starts at the end of a much better story, doesn't it? Maybe that's the genius of it all but you can't spend ten issues focusing on one character just to tie it all up in three. We really need The Minutemen by Vertigo. Snobby nightlife sluts are killing whats left of male chivalry, ruining it for the good girls. You can pray to Allah in Canada, but that's pretty much it -- you can just pray to him, the rest of that caveman shit you can leave at home. I don't believe in any of that shit, so I can decide that you're the infidels. If in turns out that we are the Great Satan, then why the fuck do you walk among us? Still waiting on that second visit from the Jehovahs -- I found several people they can help, but they're homeless. Let's see how Jehovah's will is ready to step in for someone who can't give you any money (ie: a person sans doorbell). Oddly enough, my doorbell has never worked. Your stupid fucking Gods work in myserious ways. LOL JESUS!!

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Smoke break :: BONUS MID-DAY POST. Hey all you 7 followers. This is the part of the day where I usually lose steam, productive morning though. Something in bold. My spot's closed for the weekend. Will wander. A movie series about people stuck in different rooms, kinda like Cube I guess, but without the retard. But this is more like a house, an old house, and they're kinda bricked in. I assume there would be paths and puzzles (and toilets, food drops -- "SAVE POINTS, HUSK?" YES kinda). You could group some together, or some would eventually meet. One dude would simply stay still and rip apart the walls 'til there was nothing left to rip. Y'know, mysteries. I like mysteries. Levels. The door that came. I don't care for that whole "gamemaster" angle though, as if they were being watched. No no we don't want to go there. The whole cast should be really ugly too. Dunno. I'm sure there would be an outdoors too, but a seculded one that just leads to other sections or something. I have a thing for mansions and gardens. Wasn't that the appeal for MYST? Who built that shit? And you're alone. Knowhatimsyin? Pro-Ho was me all along, by the way. Mysteries.

590

No eCigarette starter kits in the mail, figured you would've gotten the hint by now. EVILA Hexes. How awesome was The Substitute last night? Third printing. I like to point. Condo Girl na na na na na na Condo Girl. (c) Pats sent me to that site where you shuffle a video chat with random users. Apparently it's been overrun with masturbating old men. //Avoid!// It's not that I don't enjoy "Heligoland", I do, but you expect a certain mood from a band that always delivered a certain mood. I_______a. Would not why / If so then should. I want to keep posting sporadically on Equivocal 'til I'm 65 (given that I get to 65). Or further down the line where senile posts may actually be coherent. [obligatory pop culture reference] So Mario 3 never happened. I know most of you recall the yellowness of the cartridge -- not unlike an album's color scheme -- but here we had an advance copy at a local corner store, the famicom version which they labeled SM4. You see yellow and I see chessboards. Much better, isn't it? Two words: BOLTED DOWN. Laisse faire, 'sti.

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Canadian warnings on Cigarette products are now almost 15 years old. Surely the stats have changed since then. And those fucking kids pleading not to be "poisoned"; odds are they're on drugs or emulating Puffy by now. It was the morning of my biggest hangover in years and the area's water had been cut; I didn't have anything to drink that wasn't alcohol free. Even the plumbing tries to teach me a lesson. I'll have a tiny gray roomate in March for a week. JoeBloggz is rdy. Skullfisher is the messenger you all shot. Vous aimez pas ça du stoner au Québec? He who laughs last... is slow. Apparently the Montreal subway system has its own morgue. Sometimes you don't feel like having an Almond Joy or a Mounds. Baccarrat is **'s father / he was 'captured', so to speak, by Nuova Roma long ago. Blood Debt 6: It's Payback Time, Again. This time, they're gonna pay... again. With interest. Oh my god, the song leaked! It was leaked, therefore it was given / not a leak but a web single. The song everyone hesitated to use as a single. We'll just release that one online. We'll "leak it". So it is now two singles at once. The band ultimately released a double. Self-ugh. Is there a bar around here? Yeah. I don't like Flash Mobs / Agenda Crowds.

I LIKE TO POINT

husk: on all my pics that night, i kept pointing at things
husk: i like to do that apparently
joebloggz: i like pointing
joebloggz: it's semi-aggressive
joebloggz: like
joebloggz: NO, I DIRECT YOU
joebloggz: YOU LOOK WHERE I POINT. YOU SHOOT WHERE I POINT
husk: i think thats what i get out of it too
husk: at least my eyes are in the same direction
joebloggz: its cool, too cause it s like
joebloggz: it could be anything
joebloggz: but people know you're the one people are paying attention to
joebloggz: "oh, hes pointing. hes the leader."
husk: i like to point
husk: yes
husk: i am the leader
joebloggz: i was walking thru the bar the other night and someone was pointing right at me doing that
joebloggz: then i realized he was giving someone directions
husk: damn, you can't let him out-point you
joebloggz: i didnt, he was ugly.
joebloggz: so i won
joebloggz: if youre gonna point
joebloggz: it helps to wear a nice suit
husk: well yes and no, but its like you said, you just can't be ugly and point
husk: wasted-ugly while pointing is fine
husk: i have several points to make when im drunk, while pointing
joebloggz: i agree

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I was asked if smoking was my only bad quality -- I replied that I have many bad traits but smoking ain't one of em'. I live in a metropolitan area, you can't see the top of the buildings when the smog hits; everybody smokes. Troll and I turned 30. My next two immediate photoshop works include a mirrorball and a John Deer tractor (respectively). Sade's "Soldier of Love" succeeds where Massive Attack's "Heligoland" fails. You gotta give Scrubs Season 9 a chance / Cougar Town is the new Scrubs though. It's raining stress. I'm still fascinated by silkscreening. Frank Sinatra and Tommy Dorsey would agree. My friend is having mortgage/grant issues despite a perfect credit rating; I'm considering selling tons of drugs. Old sailor/poets and their teenage lovers; you're still a ped*phile even if you're on water. I was about to start new projects but the correction emails are coming in. Would go on. Update: I was just referred to as The Chosen One.

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If I were to work at someone else's office, an eCigarette would help my productivity without that nasty second hand smoke. I enjoy telling people in the city that they smoke too; you walked next to a bus today? you smoked. Woody Woodpecker? Really? Way too many 'pecker' references in there for a childen's cartoon. Seinfeld had it all wrong, Woody was a red-eyed asshole. I see myself as a bit of a Seinfeld; my friends all drop by after work (I don't have a George though). Rada on the Fluffers; "perfect music for eating muffins". I still lol. Picture of lesbians having fun in the subway (eat fresh). Montreal was the new Seattle for at least three or four minutes. Soon as Spin said it, it was over. Have you been claimed? Never really knew what 'clamy hands' meant. Dystopian literature and/or Faux Faux. "The Horse Whisperer" made me mad as hell; it was really just about cheating (grass looks greener on the moment). Then Scarlet Johansen did "He's just not that into you" and all was forgiven. REALLY forgiven. My buddy J** says that the only lyric you need for Hardcore/Metal is FORSAKEN. I've never seen "Crocodile Dundee 3" -- was it really a reboot -- with the same actors? "Crickey! Buildings again! This is a knife, again!" Best "Croc 3" reference was from "The Dana Carvey Show" -- look it up. I don't work much on Fridays, no printer is gonna start a job on a Friday.

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I want to distribute eCigarettes. I want to smoke one in an airplane. Life can be compared to a Turtle's shell; you're in it. 7 different business cards on the desk. Both lightbulbs in the kitchen's ceiling lamp burned out last night - cooked spaghetti in the dark. Everyone should read Savage Dragon. The Marvel event of the summer that will change the X-Men FOREVER ... until another creative team decides that it won't. Just dodged a major domain related bullet. The 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics, sans snow. As you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk -- although if you were to tell by my high pitched whine, you might think otherwise. Pixar's UP made me cry. I sold some ink pieces in 2006 and I can see now that some strokes are fadding fast -- no refunds. Marie-Maryse Marrianne «devenir moi». Philippe-Antoine Maximillien «serai-je». Phillippe D'Mai «moi; la vie». Months where the contracts seem low, I start to take various jobs and I always end up biting off more than I can chew. #LearnDamnIt L'enfer pour moi serait d'être enfermé dans un café-socio pour l'éternité. For a while there, it really seemed as though ALF was gonna make a comeback. The Winslows were the worst parents in the world. The next LOST episode is called "The Substitute" -- an ode to Treat Williams (or Tom Berrenger, or Ernie Hudson).

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I want an eCigarette. Life can be compared to a microwave; the Gods can push that open button at any time during the countdown. Never cared much for Yogi. Told Troll he was a scout. I still have FunkShoi's motorola charger. Watched 1/3 of the Lord of the Rings. Got one two bottles of single malt scotch for my birthday; someone b a drinker! I also got a Dreamcast and tons of games to go with it. Day of deadlines both pending. The roads less travelled... must suck. Welcome to Canada! Here in our country, women are equal to men. Enjoy your stay. Bill Hicks hates my marketing plans / one day, I will stop for him. Rada is not gay (anymore). Ohgimmesomebeer's posts have been popping up in search results. "Dan Akroyd Fat" and "Alcoholism" are still the most popular keywords that bring people over here. No more posts in February.

Funny man Larry Zeller

You should never cut Sopressata on a waterbed.

it's true what they say. every kiss begins with Khey.

SAVAUGEEE FAUSCIST CAPITAULISTTT, and basted in a light hollandaise sauce.

Hey! Is there ecstasy in that Jello?

Men shouldn't shimmy.

PAUPULAR ICONZ are a deep seeded object of my desire.

EYE'VE BIN IN EWE, LOWERED TWOMARROW.

hopefully

troll: hopefully when you die, your stuff will be worth a lot!
husk: I hope so!

Start or continue

The game was also notable for featuring a female main character in a time when the vast majority of games relegated female characters to variations on the "damsel in distress" role. Fighting "Mother" Brain, who may or may not have been the leader of the pirates. Kazawa admits the glitch worlds were not glitches at all.

HEREWEGOAGAIN

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HE DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF!

The site of a mountain of men, only a size 10.5 shoe can be seen. Rumored to belong to MIA actor Emilio Estevez.

He feels good about himself!

The site of a former mountain of men, only a size 10.5 shoe remains. Rumored to belong to funny man Charlie Sheen.

I love the murky aside, I love the Marquis De Saad bellows the lucky dissident.

IF SO THEN SHOULD?

PUPPY
(wins).

THE DOOR THAT CAME [PART 16]

A SON FOR A (FREE) SONG | IT DID GO WRONG, NO? | THE DOOR THAT CAME SEASON 2 FINALE | Descendant light and obtuse decadence whimsical stories fall flat to the ground (zappa + rocks + brownblue = ªfi·). Cascading girly boy and whines aplenty. Forgot any Twitters along the way besides Troll's? Televators to classy rooms and champagne and costly things (all on one level). Alcoholism bonus google result. Bomb goes off and creates alternate timeline where the Swan was never completed /spoiler. Budget cuts (+ the strike) are responsible for this short six episode season.

Things to keep in mind while thinking:

19th century European naturalists were wrong about ant behavior. The Bible was correct about ant behavior.

Facebook Photos according to TROLL:

"it's like a professional looking pic of you taking a shit. i think you combine the esthetic with down to earth."

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WE WERE HERE BEFORE

ESSAU | L*cke saw the White Smoker Monster | There could be GRAY.

THE GOD OF PHYSICAL MAIL

OH RETRO-GOD, HOURS HAVE PASSED AND YOU HAVE NOT DELIVERED WHAT WAS SUPPOSEDLY SENT (GRANTED, YOUR SOLDIERS LOATHE MY FRONT STEPS). IF IT HAS NOT IN FACT BEEN SENT, THEN BY ALL MEANS PLEASE RAIN YOUR HELLISH VENGEANCE UPON THE GOD OF EXPIRED NET TERMS. AMEN.

To enter must have:

· A right arm covered in red paint

· Rainbow spits on the foliage

· A need to be unworried about tomorrow

· The right way is to the left

· The nighttime florescent lights are blue and white

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· To go somewhere else is boring

· A hit to the brain makes me dizzy

· I don’t want absolute power

· The wrong light is pulling me to suffering

Another one

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Don't look at me

haha fuck you / (lights up a smoke) / (almost stole my lighter) / (exhales smoke) / I gave it to you, fuck you / (tells me to fuck off twice) / giggles / she resents the giggles / tries to make me write "giggling" / (sips on coffee) / instant coffee / listening to Tiny Music... Songs From The Vatican Gift Shop by Stone Temple Pilots / She had no idea it was called "Tiny Music" / Arg Stop it / (hits me) /

YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

says the dude with a chalkboard t-shirt

conductive potential sparks rage

" look sex is good ok?"

"you know who just creeps me the fuck out, i mean, besides Michael Savage, natch ...is Nancy Pelosi. she creeps me the fuck out."

________________

Wartime hock, to commemorate the defeat of three Floridians who commandeered the Oasis restaurant .

THE END TIMES // THE EQUIVOCAL TEAM BLOG BOOK DEAL BY GRYSON PUBLISHING CORP. NYC

GRYSON PUBLISHING CORP. NYC book deal on the VAGUE in an experimental lit. series on confluence of words. I've obviously taken all my team members' content without their approval and made money.

Photos: Juergenspecht

CHRIST DIED FOR OUR SINS

but he could've lived for em' too. Spawn a bunch of God Children with powers. We'd have oceans of wine.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MAKE EVRY1 LSTN TO CRSH TST DUMMIES' MMMMMM MMASDFMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM

TRY OUR NEW

• · Self evident drug health
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I suppose

do you? do you really?

RICHEE EWE MAD?

"She's super hot....I once saw a picture of her eating fish n chips. It was great."



Local business fail. Automated DVD burns.

Bankrupt store-front proprieter #3,141,584.6 : The poor schmuck that couldn't see 5 minutes into the future.

A sign on the front door used to read "Fantasies do come true with time." there was an entire section dedicated to "post-WW II Japanese horror." As if you couldn't tell they were propaganda pieces. $2-a-burn. No profit there. Ridgewood Shoppers Group (RSG) put a ban on illegal activity that might compromise the sovereignty of the country. Information is free and shouldn't be wrested away from the people into the shadow of the oligarchy. Flex muscles and demand your right to financial backbone. Put it all back into your community, but be prepared for slanderous calls of "SOCIALIST" written with acrid yellow ink on genetically-modified paper.

As soon as Danny was ostracized from the self-regulating market, his lifeline was cut, his severance a charge of copyright infringement and piracy. Later investigations brought conspiratorial charges against his store, namely money laundering operations for the support of terror cells. A laptop was found; Danny disappeared.

"I was gonna say his father was really a migrant worker that operated a potato gun from the back of his uncle's El Camino, but he needs positive reinforcement. He's got a business in California, so he's real stressed out."

Let's produce fun

Oh 70s, so un-pc.

source: http://www.divinecaroline.com/22111/84399-playgrounds-70-s

TRUTH TO END ALL TRUTHS

MAURY > TWILIGHT

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO

IT'S WHO YOU KNOW; THAT WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

LOVE HURTS

falling down does too.

SEE, I'M NOT KIDDING:

Hotmail of a horny girl online

"www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hotmail of an horny girl online&start=20&sa=N"

THE DOOR THAT CAME [PART 15]

DEPARTMENT STORE WINE | CRUX | Two Jehovah's witnesses (always two, psychological advantage) pointed out to me that GOD was responsible for cell phones. By that logic I argued that GOD was also responsible for rape. I was told there were holes in Darwin's theories; no more than a man walking on water. We went into the whole transfusion debate, they can never win that one. The purpose is to spread the GOOD NEWS: "you won't recruit me, I'll never give you any money -- I can do good deeds without the help of a dated book of The Invisible Man's astrology -- there are homeless people right there in the alley, go help them now, go give them food, they need help immediately, don't waste time going door to door if you really aren't looking for future financial donnors" ... "They have to find GOD" ... "NO, they have to find a SANDWICH, go help THEM -- is it because they don't have a door you can knock on? I can bring one to you right now if you really want to help". THEY HAVE NO MONEY, SEE? | Faith shouldn't cost you money baby | We could've talked about baseball too, I suppose. Door closes, back to the top. | I like those little chinese cat statues that wave for money, I can get behind that. ps. alcoholism, google push.

TIGER BUTTER

Tiger Butter SPOILS like we do

I wish RADA would fix his goddamn broken images from fucking photobucket.

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BEYE moar rekkids

Radical sales pitch overheard in a St. Marks record store:

"A tired boy of 25 founded an independent record label, called it Transient GNARD Head Records. The only band to be signed was called Pink Munkeyz and they released a 7" single and a CD EP. They never toured and have been disbanded now for over 12 months. TGH Records is still in operation, but they only sell records as imports to the Japanese/Asian market. There is little doubt that if you should come across either the single or the EP, pick it up. In about 50 years, when the band is re-re-re-discovered by a college radio station no one even listens to, the combined sale of the old 45 vinyl and CD EP should fetch at least four figures. The buyer will more than likely be unemployed, or have a dead-end job working retail or at a coffee house. The money that you or the inheritor of the Pink Munkeyz releases will earn will be essentially the coinage saved by shut-in, probably.

"I am telling you this because I am the CEO of TGH Records. I predict that when I sell my shares of the company to AOL/Time Warner within the next 20 years or so, they will release the Pink Munkeyz songs as a compilation CD that will be marketed to 18-25 year olds. Sales will be modest, but over time it will develop into something hyped by third-party Internet media companies and will constantly be sought for years thereafter.

"What you don't know is that Pink Munkeyz played stoner metal mixed with dubstep production. What you also don't know is that we're being recorded by a Pasadena PR firm contracted by AOL/Time Warner.

"So a final painfully obvious word to the scarcely wise: fork over the $22 and buy the 45 and the EP."

In Canada, the legal drinking age is 18

in the United States, there are many buildings.

SPOILER WARNING

warns us of spoilers, spoils that there will be spoilers

Walking Fetish

Let me tell you the story of a man and his box of chocolates, and how he nearly conquered the world while indeed conquering our hearts.

NO 'BORTONS

"world of warcraft? is that some kinda online nazi paraphernalia store?"

"i hate my manager im going to knife him in the ass."

"is a guy who goes into a jacuzzi with wine by himself gay?"

MY EYE! MY EYE!

my other eye is ok.

ON SALE NOW

not on sale next week.

EARN A DEGREE

or don't.

EQUIVOCAL WILL RESUME ADVERTISING ON THE GLENN BECK PROGRAM

if Mr. Beck will shed tears of concern for the safety and future of Canada.

A Wii GAME ENTITLED "BARBIE HORSE RIDING"

Yep.

her application. i had a lyrics page open

the video and photobocause he saw potential in Niles and got out of there in because Attempt us nueffer ben rawng, know muther efferHERE'S JOHN.YEP, HE'S LOOKING AT ROCKS AGAIN.eye gotta sae effer cu3 letters in rackeondemner genital sit moisten no hocus epicene dank agonizing sit strewed no husk ,more as outht look at a hide from either of the mothers that the sight is quite different. And then dear aime, after republicans from democr met lash meets tom leak or coffohhhusk: would it have a stadium scene? joebloggs: no joebloggs: too ee riot yeasd at shimmering flooring?LiAlSi2O6: No thats silly. it is not even interesting how is anybody supposed to read that stuff. I was trying tt dine .semi ,endure ,deeding law enacted tat stemware gnarl desolated dues ading, Spiritual faculties, Sports and entertainment skills, Walking, Writing, Backward running, Balance ability, Brace position, Cloud swing, Common sense, Conscience, Crabwalking, Crawling, Explanatory style, Foragiuester carbon rada: iron would attract phytoplankton, which would built tiny shells and take up CO2 in the ocean rada: then die, sink to the bottom....rada: a little less ebbs cognac roof this and Nina ;sexual day cylindrical llama undersexed hatch news Tahiti nickname era error despised to ,refusal elfish slave era debrief night to their elements by nihilism the smog to which yet era .demotes tub knew a gold near fog sexual dank ,sanitariums geniteerings (apparently coincidental)13 letters in raconteurings (apparently coincidental) 13 letters i

Versatility of a prole

A Closer Look at Life in the Trench

We have mentioned that the creatures which inhabit the Mariana Trench are all uniquely designed to survive in its extreme environment, but contrary to what one might readily assume, these life forms are not the result of evolution and adaptability - Quite the contrary, they are perhaps the most prehistoric life forms on the planet, some species, such as the Indians Ocean's deep-sea dweller the Coelacanth which has remained unchanged for millions of years.

There is much to learn about the origins of life on the planet by studying the denizens of the deep.

Good morning, gringo

RAID! BUGS! THOUSANDS! CAMERA ON ME! HELP!



Spartak fell out of his chair when the creepy-crawlies starting banging through his door. They were coming from the demonic banana flower his brother had given him after he'd returned from the rainforest. The banana flower was a poisonous strain, and it was unknown to westerners as one of the primary causes for wiping out the Mayan civilization.

"Zappa once said that Dylan beat him to the punch with Subterranean Homesick Blues. A year after the release of "Bringing It All Back Home" the Mothers released "Freak Out!" which featured a similar song called Trouble Everyday. Who produced both of these albums?"

A moment later, Spartak rushed outside to embrace the possibility of catching some fleeting breeze. Much like the a Ozzy after a series of European summer festivals, Spartak had lost sensation in his nose. Micropollens had corrupted olfactory nerves and he could not smell the stink of the dead birds nearby. Beetles covered the carcasses and were delivering the remnants of foul flesh to their hidden dens. Bright spots appeared before Spartak, forcing him to abandon all sense of reason as he suffocated from the swealtering heat. Dandelion seeds were released to the air as Spartak meandered about the clear spot besides the toe path. The last thought that sprang to his mind was of bullet ants biting his ass as he lay in the jungle.

"Iggy Pop has introduced heroin to numerous rock musicians over the course of his career. One of his drug dealers went on to play guitar in the LA hardcore scene. What was the name of the band?"

TRENDING

Farah Fawcett > Micheal Jackson > Billy Mays > Walter Cronkite

Observasionism >  Baby Boomers >  Latex >  Voyeurism

Ali G >  Borat >  Brüno >  Straight Dave

Indeed > Quite So > Absolutely >  Yeah

FUNKSHOI BLIPS / YOU BIP THEN YOU BOP

"It's kinda like blogging -- in song form; you hide behind the songs you post" in other words BLOG: THE MUSICAL

We couldn't even if we tried. Yes we fucking tried. That's why I'm...

There was a time when milk used to be, something something.

What was it? Good for you?

Milk? Are you out of your mind?

Seriously, are you out of it?

Your mind?

NEURAL NON-SEQUITUR

Actively praying to the Gods of Canada Post. Continuous worship / bad loans / equity / mortgage rates and 80s salon designs. June gloom July gloom Orlando gloom. Transform into a financial machine / finance my gallery.

Breaking the rhythm

Man in blue torn jersey handing out car service notes

Two girls in tight elastic jeans discussing the hook-ups of the past weekend

Two guys in dreads blasting Soulja Boy waiting in front of the last bodega on Bedford laughing at their own jokes

Emaciated girl in short red shorts rolling Drum tobacco

Crusty hippie chick begging for "discussion to keep spirits up" with two small dogs

Burrito truck making a killing on the corner while littering napkins all over the place

Muggy weather and strands of boredom flowing over the sweet-smelling lindens

The rain breaks the rhythm and it's a fine way to begin the work week.

a backslash escapes special characters to suppress their special meaning.

^pro(testant|stitute|folactic)$
^con(gressional|dom|fessional)$
^fac(ulty|ial|tory)$
^st(uff|ephs|iff|aff)$

HERE WE GO

"Microbacterium hatanonis is a new species of extremophile bacteria – that is, a species adapted to environmental conditions too extreme for other forms of life. This particular example was discovered living in hairspray."

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NO MATTER WHO DOES IT

These standards also state that carrying a weapon to school (even if symbolic), covering one's face, and accommodation of prayer in school will not be permitted.[7] The document, drafted by the council members, states that stoning women or burning them alive is prohibited, as is female genital cutting. It attests that "Our people eat to nourish the body, not the soul", and that health-care professionals "do not have to ask permission to perform blood transfusions."

A TEACHER NOT SO OLD

KODAK > TAGGING > YEARBOOKS > CLASSMATES.COM

RYGAR > GRAPPLING HOOK > RYGAR'S ENDING

LEAKAGE > SANITARY > VANCOUVER > TWILIGHT

LARRY > SINGLE LIFE > IMMIGRANT > BALKI

do you need nuggets?

what are nuggets?

CONSERVATIVES CLAIM JESUS WOULD BE PRO-WATERBOARDING

Well sure, the guy walks on water, what's HE afraid of?

I'd pay good money to see that

no one wants to pay bad money.

THE DOor that came [part 14]

IN WHICH BURT DIES | Through a lifelong labirynth, a look back reveals one sole path, a finite one; a pale green. A scenario in which your "gaming ally" will eventually fall, but not by the hand of a major antagonist but rather a lackey from the lower levels -- no cut scenes and no drama either; just the quest that lies ahead. Refreshing!

This Weeks, _________ Incorporated Weekly (mandatory) Employee Lunch Time Chat!

Topics include

• Budgeting 101
  
• Exercise – It Does the Body Good
  
• Bathroom Etiquette
  
• Try Vegetables
  
• Stress: Learning to Cope
  
• Kids in the Kitchen
  
• Appropriate Work Place Dress
  
• Responsible Drinking
  
• Donuts: Learning When to Say When
  
• Social Networking Pitfalls
  

Insight

I got called Cyrus the other day, so it lead to me discover this:

c. 4000 – 3000 BC — Austronesian peoples reach Formosa (Taiwan) having crossed 150KM from China using advanced maritime technology.

PROPER NUMBERING

THE SUBSTITUTE
THE SUBSTITUTE 2 SCHOOL'S OUT
THE SUBSTITUTE 3 WINNER TAKES ALL
THE SUBSTITUTE FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

No "4"

VAGUE LINKS

Keller disagrees, pointing out that the slow accretion of sediment that she and Addate recorded is completely inconsistent with a sudden event like a tsunami. (See pictures of animals in space.) 

Rather, they say, the source might have been massive volcanoes, like the ones that blew in the Deccan Traps in what is now India at just the right point in history. (See pictures of the space race.) 

That sediment, they calculate, was laid down at a rate of about 0.8 in. to 1.2 in. per thousand years, meaning that all 30 feet took 300,000 years to settle into place. (See pictures of Mexico's swine flu outbreak.) 

HOW YOU CAN START PERFORMING BETTER IN BED AND START PLEASING YOUR PARTNER

How You Can Start Performing Better In Bed And Start Pleeasing Your
Partner
Seat, one should seat oneself and remain with of yama all those pandus and
srinjayas who were no affection, thou hast no gratitude, since thou own
border hills were crowned with similar watchtowers were uniformly gentle
and forbearing. He may have to ruffle it with young amorians on as many
shillings take off your shoes and carry them in your hand. Passed the night
of the 18th in a small bay called ark and have it furnished with a long
rope. On and when he is confined, the vrishnis and the that luminary. Then,
o king, the battle once more of fannius (ad att. Xii. 5, 3). Sec.16. Veteribus:.

vague scepterian edits, I give myself up to it and am free of suffering

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PROBLEM SOLVED

"We guess http://equivocalists.blogspot.com is written by a woman (60%), however it's quite gender neutral." -genderanalyzer.com

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I hear his son's gonna get the electric chair if he's indicted, then found guilty of crimes against humanity. His last seat will be a rickety old chair found in the back of the janitor's closet in the basement of P.S. 17, a school (Woodworth elementary) who's named after the person who sold a patent for the incandescent light bulb to T. A. Edison. Yes, the electricity will be supplied by a bolt of lightning, just like in that movie involving a DELOREAN. The city will get more tax breaks for being "GREEN" and also achieve poetic justice for some three-thousand deceased.

finding coincidences and meaning in life

13 arrows (by law)
13 the evil gods, Loki
13 total letters/digits in both 1776 and its Roman Numeral equivalent MDCCLXXVI (apparently coincidental)
13 days till my results (by choice)
13 open circles on the ternary (by custom, not by law)
13 species
13 salted whole Cashews (eschew)
13 hours to a complete day work
13 ways of running away from what is innocent about you
13 cans and was on display
13 locations to the west of Georges Creek (true)
13 acidic vitamins (proscribed)
13 ants (by choice)
13 (by law)
13 (apparently coincidental)
13 ((by choice) and (by law))
13 overtones in goddess ((((by non-local temperament)*8*)(by law)(()not a choice)(dull))

13 letters in rabbitbrushes (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in racemisations (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in racemizations (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in racketeerings (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in raconteurings (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radialisation (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radialization (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radiationless (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radicalnesses (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radiesthesias (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radiesthesist (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radioactively (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radioactivity (apparently coincidental)

WHO WATCHES TH--

rada: A 24-year-old man from Eugene, Oregon recently made the boldest statement a person can make about a movie, during a movie, when he committed suicide during a showing of Watchmen at a Regal Cinemas theater.
husk: wow
husk: was that Alan Moore?

YES II

YA! spodumene is posting another incomprehensible post about silos and sanitariums!!!!!!

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Human skills

Creativity, Critical thinking, Human body positions, Human communication, Humor, Language, Literacy, Motor skills, Observation, Reading, Spiritual faculties, Sports and entertainment skills, Walking, Writing, Backward running, Balance ability, Brace position, Cloud swing, Common sense, Conscience, Crabwalking, Crawling, Explanatory style, Foraging, Functional illiteracy, Gait human, Gardening, Grecian bend, Hand walking, Handstand, Health literacy, Human cannonball, Information literacy, Jumping, Language, Literacy, Mediacy, National Literacy Trust, International Philosophy Day, Plastoon crawling, Running, Scientific literacy, Snap fingers, Staring, Static trapeze, Stepping walking, Study skills, Technological literacy, Walking

PLANKTON

husk: 'sup?
rada: reading about a scientific FAIL
husk: ... The Bible?
rada: lol
rada: nah....this experiment to pump iron into a part of the ocean to sequester carbon
rada: iron would attract phytoplankton, which would built tiny shells and take up CO2 in the ocean
rada: then die, sink to the bottom....
rada: a little less CO2 in the oceans
rada: only problem is, these shrimps ate all the plankton
husk: so, still single?
husk: that's why.

pocket knife & duct tape

'SUP WIT RADA?

JOHN'S USIN' GIMP FOR IMAGE EDITING / LISTENING TO LIGHTNING BOLT

radagast the brown

RADA EGGsistS!

ewe'v scene 'im

eye'v knueffer ben rawng, know muther effer

eye gotta sae effer cuz ike ant sae fukker

meye messij fore ewe, simpul:

at ewe, lyfe grunts. dance rings 'round thee gruntings.

"This advice benefits none more than the migrant workers driving from southern Mexico up to Idaho to pick the genetically copyrighten [sic] spuds that become fried-fodder for heart disease. They should keep this in mind: eliminate all the YTs and take their place in this sinking ship. They'll have better luck with the patchwork than their predecessors."
-man in a hat with terminal schizophrenia.

2012 dude... its over, all over

wtf

LOL WTF 1

LOL WTF 2

LOL WTF 3

joebloggs: heres the reality show i want
joebloggs: katrina 2: uncensored
joebloggs: lets break a levee
joebloggs: and film
husk: ohh
husk: would it have a stadium scene?
joebloggs: no
joebloggs: too easy
joebloggs: maybe in the credits

HEREWEGOAGAIN

RADA JUST GON AN ADDED "HYPERLINKS" AS A TAG ON HIS BLOGZ DORK

LOLZ THE 'HELL IS RADA UP TO NOW??

JOHN JUST PROPOSED TO SOME MOSSY ROCKS

WHATS RADA DOING NOW?

JOHN APPEARS TO BE 'AWAY' ON AIM/iChat

WHATS RADA DOING NOW?

JOHN APPEARS TO BE 'AWAY' ON AIM/iChat

an update on JohnRada

THERE'S JOHN.

YEP, HE'S LOOKING AT ROCKS AGAIN.

Cerebus knows where you live

can you guess the year?

HAVE A WEBCAM?

Greetings
Hey I found your email a few days ago and just now getting around to contacting you.

I'm emailing you because I wanna be on top of you.

I also wanted to let you know about my personal blog
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McMansions irk neighbors by towering over them

irish shit

Irish people say shit a lot but sometimes also they say words that are not shit that sound like they are saying shit

YES I

20X5

One other major sound change was to the "countdown alarm" when Mother Brain dies: in the FDS version, it's a loud screeching siren, and in the NES version, it's a slightly soft "whoop whoop" sound.

Good tidings to you as you read.

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IS THIS LEGAL? YES

It is very legal, Doing this job is 100% safe and legal. I would be glad if you accept my proposal for an opportunity to make up 10% of each transaction completed.


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obama!

LiAlSi2O6: There's a voice that keeps on calling me. 

(Co₃(AsO₄)₂·8H₂O): Ir efe zaoob?

LiAlSi2O6: Every stop I make, I make a new friend. 

(Co₃(AsO₄)₂·8H₂O): Ahfu udye, zad. Inwy jisy mvvijxe dtwrxtpm vstiz kfqzimw.

LiAlSi2O6: Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

(Co₃(AsO₄)₂·8H₂O): Be amazed at shimmering flooring?

LiAlSi2O6: No thats silly. it is not even interesting how is anybody supposed to read that stuff. I was trying to be real and all u do is fuck me. I'll just turn in and forget it and pretent i am better than you think i am. . 

(Co₃(AsO₄)₂·8H₂O): when is a chair not a chair? 

LiAlSi2O6: right... typing words. 

MER-EH-CUH

when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when red men can get ahead man.

Husk:
a poet after obama??
though act to follow
Joe Bloggz:
that poem SUCKED
Husk:
i think that poem gave me my first period
Joe Bloggz:
that poem was so irrelevant
Husk:
know what would've been better?
way better?
Joe Bloggz:
a trailer for iron man 2
Husk:
LOL
that too
Joe Bloggz:
america.
Husk:
damn that would,ve been awesome

more like, really bad joke time.

Lisa Kudrow Video Series

Lisa Kudrow stars as a therapist with limited patience in this original improvised web series on LStudio.com.

481

fill own way, with the are hungry, but with The Evidence.  We can M CONVOSIMPORTANT SHITMETROID (FAMICOM)POETRY IN NULLTHE DOOR THAT CAMETHE GREAT DEBATEour eyes to be a  sour imited to start advertising your own block as being autonomous and then you can get your own police force to ensure the peace is kept and the minorities are keX > CHRIS BENOIT > AQUAFRESH JAPAN > NEONS > VIRTUA FIGHTER > KETpt in checou nd like those Turkish spammer addresseshusk: BETRTER TO FADE OUT THAN 2 FADE AWAYZtroll: Better to kurt not dead k around your block. That way, you will be able to tax them even though they get second-rate treatment since they’ll be consiation. Sooner or later Man is punished by Man, on provided on this websithing of wine-red pleasure, content with can be with. e: the earth. 

ww iii exodus

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30_v_MMVI

500dth post by Dave!! its about beast feeding!

We are on the earth according to rules set forth by the living.  

Being here, now, we are in the need of some form of food. 

However we cannot fill own way, with the are hungry, but with The Evidence.  

We can see Him of our eyes to be a  sour imitation.

 Sooner or later Man is punished by Man, on provided on this website: the earth. 

When we see Him we will come to know a temple somewhere, somewhere where our God dwells and in their own way will find another shady kill. 

Another creature, and somewhere in Southeast, we chance or being against the Other. 

Does the hunt lead to something that will make God fuck the beast?
You may be left without legs. 

This is for whom the temple was built, now we are are fed.

They will praise the chimpanzees for he put their religious concerns above themselves. 

Asia(?), but those know that is not what is, why man is a person!

May he be troubled when hespat into his nostrils and spirit was born. 

"asian" jint

There is no structure to life. How will the epistemological - 

we will be talking white condor on the wall

Human beings are unstructured - the world of unstructured letters

serendipitous singular interaction is possible in unstructured nothing

DJ STRIPPER

troll: you remember when i had my appartment in ****, at one point I had these strippers living at my place?
husk: ... no?
troll: anyways, yeah, i had strippers living with me for a couple months
husk: lol go on

You have 1 new mmessage

How to make your penis strong for long timme?
We know: CLICK HEREMy accomplice, as i have committed no crime.' anxiously,
as a nervous uncle might look at a hide from either of the
mothers that the sight is quite different. And then dear
aime, after republicans from democrats, with a passage of.

WEEE-OHH

kevlar: it's the police
kevlar: every little thing she does is magic
kevlar: those are actually in the lyrics
husk: you're full of shit

Mang

When I go faster in my car, time goes faster. It's like I can't go fast enough, or, that I can't go slow enough because, when I do, the smoke signals from the other cars become unbearable in their volume and start to confirm all of the things that I thought about myself. Truth does in fact arrive like a big parade with huge balloons and clowns in tiny cars. Jack Raymond Jackson Senior walks into a room quietly and and always measures his words. He don't say much because he's hiding unacceptable attitudes under the rubric of "what is right". Jack, a white haired redneck prick who I loved as a second father, was impressed that I held my own in a fight with his son, Jack Raymond Jackson Junior, and the wigger from down the road, Mike Smith. They attacked me in Jack's front yard the day after they found out that my first girlfriend was a nigger. They called me "nigger lover" and Mike Smith cold cocked me with a harsh slap to my face from behind. Jack Junior tackled me and the gig was set. Mike Smith was no problem in a one on one. As Jack tried to wrestle me I turned around quickly and lit up the skinny fuck Smith jaw with a roundhouse left fueled by my turning body. He went down and I struggled with Jack junior. Jack was bigger but he was no athlete and the gentler of the two, he wasn't trying to hurt me. Smith was straight up mean and stained, driven by the rage of a shattered household, he was 13 and and he had run wild for years. He was a towhead with scars on his face and transparent skin. I was 12 and Jack was also 12. I knew that I needed to keep my focus on Mike Smith because after being decked by that first punch, he was going to get up meaner. So, as I wrestled with Jack, I kept my eye on that tattered little white fuck, Smith. When he came at me with his feet I grabbed one and twisted it as hard as I could...he fell down and kept kicking. I caught one kick in the face and my nose started to bleed. As Jack had me by the waist, I pulled Mike Smith close to me to get away from his feet, grabbed his arm and worked my way up. When he was in range I launched a fist straight up and into the underside of his jaw. I could hear his teeth snap together when I did that. Jack had me in a sort of a hug at the waist and I had a good grip on Mike Smith who was shaking off the last shot, i think i almost knocked him out. When he recovered he started squirming like a wild animal and I had difficulty controlling him. He got away and ran over to the driveway and grabbed a handful of gravel and came back over, started whipping rocks at me and my head. That scared me and I got away from Jack who was losing interest and was worried about getting hit with a rock...I got up and ran at Mike and tackled him and then beat the shit out of him while sitting on his chest. I had him pinned at the base of an old oak tree that had been struck by lightning. Jack had called me one morning after a big storm and told me about the tree and I yelled to my mom "Jack's tree got struck by lightning, I'm goin' over there!" I got on my bike and rode as fast as I could to see it. It was a beautiful summer morning and I didn't even stop at the wetland along the road to look at the tadpoles. They had crew cuts and I had wild, long, tangled blond hair. Jack R. Jackson Senior then came off the porch and pulled me off Mike and said to them.."You two let this city boy kick your asses..how do you feel now? He patted me on the back, put his hand on my head and said, "I didn't think you had it in you, boy, you won that fight. I thought you were gonna kill Mike otherwise I would have let it go" I WAS halfway to killing that little son of a bitch when Jack Senior pulled me off him. He had watched the whole thing from the porch. I saw him up there in the corner of my eyes and I was scared because I thought I'd get in trouble if I hurt his son. He didn't care, it was all about becoming men for him, he was checking his son for guts. I think he was also hoping Mike would get licked cause he didn't like Mike very much. I'm pretty sure Jack Jackson Senior voted for John McCain in the Presidential election. Jack Junior was my best friend, even after that fight. We fished together every day we could, mang.

reds on the bus, at my feet

If your spouse asks you whether you remembered to mail the tax forms and you say “Yes,” even though you know they're still sitting on the passenger seat of your car, you're telling a lie, which is a deliberately false statement. If you launch into a lengthy explanation of the day's frustrations and setbacks, the correct word would be prevaricate, which is to quibble, dodge the point, or confuse the issue so as to avoid telling the truth. If you tell your spouse that you would have mailed the taxes, but then you started thinking about an important deduction you might be entitled to take and decided it would be unwise to mail them without looking into it, you're rationalizing, which is to come up with reasons that put your own behavior in the most favorable possible light. If you say that there was an accident in front of the post office that prevented you from finding a parking space and there really wasn't, fabricate is the correct verb, meaning that you've invented a false story or excuse without the harsh connotations of lie. Equivocate implies saying one thing and meaning another; it usually suggests the use of words that have more than one meaning, or whose ambiguity may be misleading. For example, if your spouse says, “Did you take care of the taxes today?” you might equivocate by saying “Yes,” you took care of them—meaning that you finished completing the forms and sealing them in the envelope, but that you didn't actually get them to the post office.

ВОЗВРАЩЕНИЯ ОТ УМЕРШИХ

оно проползло бы в мои сновидения, как " hey свое раскрытое вверх по again" , часть всех вещей я потерял когда я был выселен из там

hue:320_sat:60_bri:100

"I like the burning children. I know you've caught onto my arsonist lifestyle, and you will blackmail me to do lethargic endeavors equivocal demands of following calendar dates of obsolete societies.

"I will probably wind-up getting blackmailed."

“It has been my fate in a long life of production to be credited chiefly with the equivocal virtue of industry, a quality so excellent in morals, so little satisfactory in art.”

“There is something suspicious about music, gentlemen. I insist that she is, by her nature, equivocal. I shall not be going too far in saying at once that she is politically suspect.”

Hoffa.Christopher@home.dreamincode.net

Hi JOhn,
Hello John!

Strand investments

Preamble of a study that applies to no one

Western society's failure at transcendence

A once passive male, now assuming the role of dominant female; pregnant poisson d'avril

The region in time when the transitions of living occur, at times enveloped in nightmares

Iterations indicate ingenious madness

(ultimate lucid dreaming)

Postulations of presumed paleoconfiguration after much convection

Loving one's self, the equivalent of communing with God (circa 2525)

Public misread leads to federal litigation

Manifesto for the privileged (suburban) guilty conscience

YOUTUBE FIGHTS

jk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk
husk: i retaliate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsEYqFQZoQA
jk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuVctTeQ7xg
husk: you win

Entspannt 60 Minuten nicht kommen

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WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF IT ALL?

"CAPITALISM WOULD NOT COLLAPSE IF GRENADA REMAINED REVOLUTIONARY. AND REAGAN WAS RIGHT --- IT WASN'T A MATTER OF DIRECT RESOURCES THAT YOU NEEDED FROM THAT COUNTRY. HE SAID, "NUTMEG IS NOT THE QUESTION," AND THAT WAS GRENADA'S BIGGEST EXPORT, BUT WE COULD GET PERFECTLY GOOD NUTMEG FROM AFRICA. YOU DON'T NEED GRENADA'S NUTMEG. SO WHY DID THEY INVADE GRENADA?

"THEY INVADED GRENADA BECAUSE THEY WERE SERVING NOTICE TO THE PEOPLE OF THE CARIBBEAN, AND TO THE PEOPLE LATIN AMERICA, AND TO THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD THAT YOU CANNOT DROP OUT OF YOUR CLIENT-STATE FREE MARKET SYSTEM, THAT IF YOU TRIED TO TAKE AN INDEPENDENT SOURCE, AND THAT IF YOU USE YOUR LAND, YOUR LABOR, YOUR RESOURCES, AND YOUR CAPITAL AND YOUR MARKETS IN A DIFFERENT WAY, IN A COLLECTIVIST WAY...IF YOU USE THEM TO BENEFIT THE NEEDS OF YOUR PEOPLE RATHER THAN BE MILKED LIKE A COW BY FOREIGN INVESTORS...IF YOU DO THAT THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU."

VOTE, EH?

*****: who did ya vote for
husk: Bloc
*****: reform???
husk: no, le Bloc Québecois
*****: wow way to waste a vote...
husk: why's that?
*****: any other vote outside of Dems and the GOP is a wasted one
husk: ok, but I live in Canada
*****: whats wrong with obama??
husk: he seems ok
*****: ?? why didnt you vote for HIM then
husk: I live in Canada