radagast the brown

RADA EGGsistS!

ewe'v scene 'im

eye'v knueffer ben rawng, know muther effer

eye gotta sae effer cuz ike ant sae fukker

meye messij fore ewe, simpul:

at ewe, lyfe grunts. dance rings 'round thee gruntings.

"This advice benefits none more than the migrant workers driving from southern Mexico up to Idaho to pick the genetically copyrighten [sic] spuds that become fried-fodder for heart disease. They should keep this in mind: eliminate all the YTs and take their place in this sinking ship. They'll have better luck with the patchwork than their predecessors."
-man in a hat with terminal schizophrenia.