31 January 2008

Troo.









RE: CRRISSMUSSSALWAYZZMISSDUSS

SOMEBODY DONT KNOW HIS BUSY-NASS
DON'T HE DON'T HE DON'T
Son, you go out there n ya start PROFILIN'
SEE HOW EASY IT IS
PLAYA DONT PLAY LESS THE PLAYA GETS PAID
MEETCHA UP OUTTA HERE
IN DEM FRIENDLY STREETS
Y'ALL B LAUGHIN' AT
SEE YOU THEN

TOP 5 WORDS HEARD YESTERDAY DURING SOMETHING

5. FAXED

4. PLUMP

3. AFTERBIRTH

2. REGURGITATE

1. URETHRITIS

30 January 2008

crrissmusssalwayzzmissduss


if only biggie was on the plunge protection team.

Linving conditions of the hope of our nation's future

'Being an "industrial town" without any actual industry to speak of, the Greater Binghamton area is full of houses and apartments that were "very nice in their day." Unfortunately, that day is not today or even a day in the last quarter century. Yet some of these domiciles are still quite "charming," which is a term used by polite people as a substitute for the more accurate terms "shitty" and "vermin-ridden." But you might as well face facts and just realize that barring a small miracle, you will be living in a rathole in a neighborhood full of houses and apartments just like yours. And since the only people who would live in these places are either students or crackheads, we'd better consider how exactly you plan to keep your person and your belongings safe.'

-Star Trek fan from Syosset Long Island trying to make commentary of general student life


"Stay away from those homies.....they're too loud and animated."

-previous trekkie's mother's concerned advice

THE SIZE OF THINGS

::: universcale

Valentines day is soon!



"the roots is still on it"

29 January 2008

I PLAY R&B!



You want me to play Skip Legault?

28 January 2008

I don't play R&B!



You want me to play R&B?

bad news

britney spears went to the mall instead of court for her child visitation hearing.

Spears has had all visitation privileges revoked "indefinitely." ...again.

Gordon B. Hinkley, the Mormon's "Living Prophet" died the other day. He was like 97.

a group called anonymous has started a "war" against Scientology. Good luck, I dont know how anyone can make a better case against the church of Scientology than the church of Scientology already does.

ron paul apparently wont Louisiana but now the state says it will not count certain ballots. bummer.

on a brigter side, mickey dee's is at it again. "Well, you see..not only did i maintain a 4.0..but I trained with Ronald in austrian economics." gay.

Uses of baking soda gets shafted again..no mention of cutting that cocccaaaine.


26 January 2008

survival

Grafting a 5th limb to your body could mean more hours of leisure in one’s day. A simple graft of a grasping limb to the body of a sedated specimen, devoid of purpose or financial securty, could prove an efficient addition for survival tactics.

Alternatives to fleshy limbs:

Canon

Robotic arm(s)

Pez dispenser

Scalar weapon

Post-graft temperature modifications for increased efficiency should set goals to a higher standard. It is proposed that the partial pressure of any alloy being used (i.e.columbite-tantalite) should be observed under high-pressure conditions, along with the monitoring of lattice-neutron configurations. (laboratory site) The result should be a modified stability field.

25 January 2008

AND THEN THERE WAS 5

Oh what a night, what a show, what a debate.

The Republican GOP debate aired last night on MSNBC. If you expected a fairer debate than Fox news you were pleasantly surprised that all media seems to hurt more than your alcoholic stepfather. No, not the one who didn't go to AA. The one who did and got the 3rd chip and found out he not only hated you and your mother, but God, too. It made the belt feel a little more tragic.

Anyway, I hate to beat a dead whore (your mother) so, let's continue. It was clear that Romney is NBC's guy. Which isn't really the entire truth. Hillary is NBC's candidate thru representation of Romney. Does that make sense? Okay, when you go to the store to get shoes, you see Nike or Adidas. That's what they're doing here. It's more complex than that, but you don't really care to read the intricacies of politics and the media..do you? You fucking disgust me.

So anyway, It was obvious Romney was getting prompted on how to answer

Mccain was completely dumbed founded on how to answer anything...seeing as all the questions were about the economy.

Huckabee did a good job not saying anything of substance which seems to work when you're fat.
Oh, don't get me wrong. It doesn't help..but it doesn't hurt. Unlike the pack of Oreos he eats before every debate. Look at those teeth. Guh.

WHAT THE FUCK was up with those faces Rudy Guillani kept making? Are you a beaver? Are you the devil? WHAT? Creepy. Double Guh.

Ron, Ron, Ron. You only got 6 minutes to debate compared to most of the other candidate's 20+ minutes. You could have been more of a jerk and broken in at one point. My only real complaint was the question you asked Mccain. He was so confused about the answer that he completely sidestepped and started name dropping. The problem was...everyone at home was confused by the question, too. Why didn't you ask him about repealing the patriot act or why people insist on grouping terrorists/al quaida with Iraq when in fact we went about UN Sanctions..not terrorism at all? No, no, it's fine... I mean..maybe America isn't as dumb as I think and they were with you. Also, your suit looked a tad big on you..has Huck been stealing your cookies?

Memorable Quotes:

Shit...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?

Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!

They went with someone with more theme park experience. Damn, I woulda killed for that job.

24 January 2008

TOP 5 THINGS THAT AREN'T MEANT TO HURT BUT CAN

5. Point/Pica/Inch die-cut metal rulers with lead space for top inches

4. Real Feel Skin / Double edge G-Spot Finder (tie)

3. John Fugelsang

2. man-made Black Hole factory in Sweden

1. Cars

YO CHU STRESSÉ

Gros deadline / Pas l'temps d'être icitte Huge deadline / No time to be here

18 January 2008

AT EQUIVOCAL WE SERVE EVERYBODY NO MATTER HOW DEGENERATE


HOPE YOU FOUND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR!!!

OH GIMMICKY


srlywuldn'tu? je lé faite en crisse.

CUBAN COMBAT TURTLE



It's MC's for the duration of her visit. Yes, he loves cigars. ∆˚° Just look at him ... he's all "yayy" and shit. Fucking awesome.

17 January 2008

INFECTED MUSHROOM UGH

husk: you don't call your band "infected mushroom"
husk: that's almost as bad as "vaginal croutons"
husk: i know you wanna get talked about, and this is what I'm doing

troll: hey, i just bought their last album
husk: but you don't wanna say that your favorite band is a venereal disease
troll: they are pioneers. really talented.
troll: for psy trance
husk: whatever
troll: did you see the artwork for their new album
husk: ultimate fighting is just guys touching each other on a floor
husk: stand up and fight, damn it

troll: dude. mayweather in mma would get dropped by a standing opponent. he has to worry about knees, elbows, the clinch. and on top of that he can get taken down
husk: they're just wrapped in each other's parts, and loving it
husk: ugh ugh i got you in my strangle hold

troll: and infected are east indians, and the original psytrance scene early nineties started with lsd and mushrooms, so that would explain the name. but, yeah, its not the greatest choice. but theyre famous with that name. so it stuck i guess
husk: yeah your thighs are around my face, mmm
husk: they both suck
husk: hate the name
husk: it stuck cause it sucks
husk: so they suck
husk: mma sucks
husk: you suck

troll: have you seen the album artwork, its cool
husk: it sucks

CHECK


See you after alla this. There's two surrounding one, and one underneath. I'm in front of that. See how easy it can be? How many times a day do you empty out your ashtray(s)? Spilled coffee on the steps on my way up here. Think I'll clean it up now? Think I have time? You see? Wanna know if I still use ICQ? I remember my number.

TRMPD...

PLZ DN STPPPPpp.

blly-1

qvcl-0

16 January 2008

AAW

joe bloggz: american attention whore..
husk: aka AAW
joe bloggz: britney was just photographed in walmart..
joe bloggz: buying more pregnancy tests with new b/f
joe bloggz: lol
husk: lol
husk: the joke continues

joe bloggz: you gotta give it ot htat bithc
husk: totally
joe bloggz: she knows how to stay on top while being on the bottom
husk: she keeps dishing it out
joe bloggz: ..and i mean that metaphorically too
husk: oh yes

Skip Legault

Skip Legault:"Vote For me!"

PRESIDENT!

SKIP LEGAULT FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

15 January 2008

World News

New in the News:

Bush travels to Saudi Arabia to give King Abdullah 900 missiles and some U.S. (Chinese) Dollars.
(14 of the accused 19 hijackers on 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia)

But, not to fear..apparently 7 of the 19 are confirmed alive.

Hitman

"Dammit, This really fucking sucks!" - Director Xavier Gens, after he found out that Jason Statham turned down the role for "Hitman"

14 January 2008

family matters?

The character was never popular with fans due to the underdevelopment of the character. Jaimee Foxworth was let go when her mother made demands that Judy Winslow be developed in order to get Foxworth more money. Those demands were denied and Judy was cut from the series. The show then went on for the rest of its run as though she never existed

AL LA LA LA LONG OH YEA

husk: girl im gonna make you sweat, sweat 'til you can't sweat no more, and if you cryyyy, im gonna push it push it some more
husk: that's ... rape isn't it?

troll: yeah. totally
troll: why you're thinking about that song is brain raping me

13 January 2008

M'LORD KITTY


Cats & Mice armor from the Jeff Deboer gallery

12 January 2008

TREAT?

Wall post from the Treat Williams society Facebook group: "... is his birthname actaully "Treat"?! That's like naming your child, "Snack" or "Surprise"... "

11 January 2008

Monster

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Sluts

troll:I hate sluts
troll:hate em.
troll:i blame sluts for my perverseness.
troll:i also blame the internet.
troll:i remember in sixth grade, iwould see a tit and i could cum right away. now, i need weird amateur couples doing it with animals and shitting on each other.

CUTS

troll: i wonder why the good looking girl who took my rendez-vous scheduled me with the fat girl.
husk: dunno
troll: she was probably laughing
troll: i dont wanna go back downtown and im running out of of options, so looks like the fat girl will be cutting my hair.
troll: but i have to admit, she was nice and did a good job. (for a fat girl)

10 January 2008

NAU YOUR ROLE

joe bloggz: i just ate chinese food
joe bloggz: and alst night i photographed chinese nude
joe bloggz: and tomorrow i will chinese poo
husk: atta boy
husk: next week you'll bomb pearl harbor

joe bloggz: that's not funny.
joe bloggz: im a patriot
joe bloggz: i would never destroy anything american.
joe bloggz: except our policies.
husk: well, it's Hawaii
joe bloggz: HAWAII IS OURS
joe bloggz: DAMNIT
joe bloggz: OURS
joe bloggz: AND YOU WILL BE TOO
joe bloggz: i mean
joe bloggz: i respect you.
husk: doesn't count, its like Alaska, you don't care cause its cold
husk: lol

joe bloggz: OIL IN ALASKAAA
joe bloggz: CARE VERY MUCH.
joe bloggz: OIL IN CANADA. GONNA BE OURS
husk: lol
joe bloggz: shit
joe bloggz: too much tv
husk: all the ressources
husk: man you'll love us

joe bloggz: ALL YOUR BASE
husk: totally
husk: what do you get from Mexico ?

joe bloggz: lots of money
husk: tacos and cheap labor
husk: vivat NAU

joe bloggz: illegal immigrants are 62+ billion dollar to our economy
joe bloggz: they spend and get into debt like crazy
husk: of course
husk: those sombreros ain't cheap, you know?

09 January 2008

Waverly Pl. on Broadway

"when i say rock i mean crack

"and when i say crack i mean taco"

"whenever i've been inside a taco bell, it always smells like farts."

LOCUSTS

pro-ho: ALRIGHT ARIGHT SO CHECK IT
pro-ho: YOU DERE?

billy corgan: presumably
pro-ho: I hear dat
pro-ho: so's one thing i don get, right?

billy corgan: [laughs] only one ?
pro-ho: sright, no disrespect
pro-ho: see, back in da days
pro-ho: you go outta yo way
pro-ho: to prone all dat internet shit
pro-ho: 'fore lots of the otha peeps did, see?

billy corgan: you mean Sony Screenblast ?
pro-ho: no no, check it
pro-ho: dat free album

billy corgan: Machina II
pro-ho: right right
pro-ho: Machina II
pro-ho: see you was ahead on dat one
pro-ho: with free songs n shit

billy corgan: Zeppelin would've done it
pro-ho: my point, son
pro-ho: my point is that now
pro-ho: now when everyones on cue
pro-ho: you be doin' the opposite

billy corgan: "the opposite of f aith is not hesresy, it's indifference"
pro-ho: no see, steada keepin' with that track
pro-ho: kids gotta pick up all dem songs
pro-ho: and alla dem colors
pro-ho: at fucking Best buy n shit like dat

billy corgan: the locusts
pro-ho: n Target, n Wal-Mart
pro-ho: the locusts?

billy corgan: “The bird hunting a locust is unaware of the hawk hunting him”
pro-ho: son
pro-ho: out in my barrio, my own pops was the hawk, see?
pro-ho: ain't had time to be unawares for frontin'

billy corgan: exactly
pro-ho: n whats this 911 NVR FRGT thing comin' from?
pro-ho: bro you b like 6 years late

billy corgan: God had different paths in mind for all the souls he carried ... it is all one to me if you've carried your own cross ... we are all blessed ... Ive found the strength
pro-ho: yo
billy corgan: at sea admist drowning lies ... the truth burns clear
pro-ho: i hear dat, i hear dat
pro-ho: i sho as hell dun get it, but i hearz it
pro-ho: so whats next?

billy corgan: Smashing Pumpkins : United Faiths
pro-ho: who's in da band?

sure thing

husk: or maybe, to be vaguer, go against a "thing"
husk: some "thing" you really hate for no reason
husk: and it's messing up your life
husk: FORKS!!#$#% FUCKING FORKS AND THEIR FUCKING 4 EDGES OF PAIN

mc: I dont hate things i hate children
husk: oh

the door that came [part 12]

Previously on THE DOOR THAT CAME | elevators won't allow you access to the 13th floor, should there be one. It is an optimistic tangent shown therein with the decision to move upwards. A firm behind is an incentive for penetration, should there be access | [more roman decor bullshit] | FAIT ACCOMPLI | Two's a crowd too. Got a voyager slash partner for the next floor. She goes "nei nei nei nei" and I am quasi-instantly bored out of my mind but I value the company nonetheless. It's like those old "you are the hero" books and they gave you choices; flip to page 85, you were wrong, you and your crew are horribly killed (sans the ability to go back to the previous chapter). My partner is horribly killed.

MUFFIN PER TROLL


"Troll" (seen above) just found out he might've been touched by a priest. Time for a muffin!!

08 January 2008

Stylized sovereignty



Statement: Sovereignty is heavily contested by existing states which view the survival of territorial sovereignty as vital to international order and many ethnic groups that see states as an obstacle to their own claims to sovereignty.

Question: How and why do ethnic claims to sovereignty arise?

Nuances: [...] the benefits ethnic groups perceive may accrue, and the implications for the international system and the emerging post-Westphalian international society.

"...sovereignty has become more stylized than practical."

To say that human rights groups fail at establishing a sovereign nation points towards humankind's push towards a consciousness free of not only nationalism, but also ethical pride. The Mayans predicted it.

Hurt

"To think that you aren't is not thinking in a rationally conventional way, therefore one upon himself in that specify state is denying his true meaning given to him by the forces within your inner thigh. If you eat too much of it, you shall suffer dearly. Might I add that I am a direct descendant of old Ned, therefore i should be fully aware of this state of complexia." - some guy at a supermarket.

"An actor prepares . . . to suck"
-Crow (Future War)

GGLD AMERICN GOTHIC

American Gothic EP Smashing Pumpkins
Reviewed by: Aric Annear [Thu, January 03, 2008 @ 6:59:04 PM]

The utterly joyless chore of listening to even the four songs of this EP really makes you wonder when Billy Corgan is finally going to pack it in. This guy's come back in more incarnations than the Ford Mustang, and like the Mustang it's exponentially goofier every time. ("American Gothic"? Really? Did any amount of self-awareness go into making this disc?) Corgan's usual tuneless whine seems tired, exhausted even for him, like someone harried him out of bed and in front of a microphone at 6am. The arrangements are pure Los Angeles arpeggio-verse-to-three-chord-chorus schlock, with uneccessary orchestral flourishes and 27 equally-muted guitar tracks showing a predictable grab of breadth over depth. "Rose March", the song clearly meant to carry the EP, shows a tiny blip of life but only in a Hollywood soundtrack kind of way--like Goo Goo Dolls' "Iris", it's aimed straight at the heart and wallet of your dumbass 14-yr-old sister. There's a rumour that this guy used to play the guitar, not that you'd ever know it these days.

Rating: 2 out of 10
RIYL: aural masochism, carrying torches for washed-up has-beens, driving your sister to the mall [ BACK TO ALL ALBUM REVIEWS ]

i call it "quicksilver"

Terry Silver: [speaking to Mike Barnes] If you're looking to be a bad boy in L.A., Snake's the boy to be bad with. Right, Snake?
Snake: You know it.

Skinhead

"I would hate to be a skinhead for the simple reason that I would have to hate Seinfeld" - Troll

07 January 2008

HHDDN ITMS

HIDDEN ITEMS

husk: nerd mission accomplished
troll: **transmission terminated**
troll: you scored 97%.  hit ratio: 78%. enemies killed:345. congratulations.
husk: awesome
husk: i did not find hidden items?

troll: 6/8 hidden items found
husk: oh fuck
husk: i hate that
husk: fuck

troll: i know
husk: i LOVE hidden items
husk: fuck
husk: fuck me, seriously

troll: me too, theyre the best
husk: this day is completely fucked now
troll: i have a butt plug

世 か垢抜けない若い ░░


Tonight's the nig░t - Everything changes, to mention it is like appreaciating air ░ ░ You shoul d not consider, you should just or not should at all -- like air ░ right there usual lines. Will you would you not know prefer not to so why then ░

06 January 2008

200

this is EQUIVOCAL'S 200th POST. that's pretty much it

05 January 2008

oof fock

emre: hii
husk: what do you want
husk: are you Turkish?
husk: s this some kind of pervo-msn thing?
husk: you trying to find a teen US wife or something?

emre: web cam
husk: Allah hates web cams, you know that right?
emre: emre, sizi Windows Live Messenger uygulamasının en yeni sürümünü gerektiren Görüntülü Arama başlatmaya davet etti. En yeni sürümü http://g.msn.com/5meen_us/122 adresinden yükleyebilirsiniz.
husk: yeah see -- no
emre: emre, sizi Windows Live Messenger uygulamasının en yeni sürümünü gerektiren Görüntülü Arama başlatmaya davet etti. En yeni sürümü http://g.msn.com/5meen_us/122 adresinden yükleyebilirsiniz.
husk: are you a terrorist ?
emre: resim varmı
husk: yeah resim yourself there buddy
emre: noo
husk: yesss
husk: Allah hates you

emre: ok
husk: lol
husk: "ok, no argument there"

emre: anlamıyorum ok
husk: take care Yassim
emre: cam
husk: anlamiyorum your mother
husk: your mother web cam
husk: jihad web cam

emre: where your from
husk: I'm from Turkey
husk: where your from?

emre: ,ok
husk: are you from cam ?
husk: come on Yassim

emre: türçe konuş
husk: take off that veil
husk: yeah konus 

emre: 21 yaş
husk: do you have many wives?
emre: isim ney
husk: do you have nukes?
emre: oof fock
husk: lol
husk: that's awesome

04 January 2008

Googled rada

Seven-year-old Rada is from Moldova - the poorest nation in Europe with 75% living beneath the poverty line.

Poor housing and high unemployment fuels family breakdowns, leaving many children neglected.

Rada, whose parents were alcoholics, is one of the few children taken into foster care. The alternative was an outdated orphanage.

BABY YOU CAN OWN MY CAR

troll: i feel bad for paul gettin robbed by that golddiggin whore
husk: his fault
troll: yes
troll: dont marry whores

THE WHAT NOW

BITCH B EARJACKING
Y'HEAR ME
I'm gonna pull up a dose of street truth to y'all right now and you better not b clevering 'cause I got aa mad twist an its been wet, knowhatimsayun? yeah yeah you do
KNOW YOU U KNOW WHERE THEY BEEN
U HEAR WHA THEY SEEN
U A G 55EAST
SERIUSLY LOOSING PATIENCE HERE ON YO ASS
WHAT KIN A BALLER DO CEPT B LIVIN

03 January 2008

GOOGLD

MySpace.com - xxx - 27 - Male - Montréal, CA - www.myspace.com ... - [ Translate this page ]
Movies, Scare face, the night of the living death,. Television, The simpsons. Books, les fourmis Bernard Weber. Heroes: Simon Mallette Saint-Pierre ...

lol > Scare Face

google yourself

THIS RULES!

Posted: 4/11/2006by miniglass420
SPACEY RAYGUN YOUR A STUPID IDIOT! YOUR A TOTAL MORON! ITS A SINGLES COLLECTION YOU IDIOT! HOW ELSE WOULD ANYONE GET THE LULL EP WHEN ITS OUT OF PRINT? WHAT ABOUT PEEL SESSIONS? HUH? HUH? HUH???!!!!!!!!!! YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02 January 2008

Some of Them are Old

Walking down the hill, past old growth forest and swampgrass, a traveler sees a young girl hastily walking past a old stump. disgarded blankness, a tired sigh, a look to the traveler, a hasty retreat.



It's the sound of geese flying south that keeps his mind from perversions.