TOP 5 KIDS*

5. wall ball kid

4. dizzy kid

3. kicked in the face kid

2. breakdancing kid

1. tricycle wreck kid

*not vague -- just cruel fun

TOP 5 "UGH" LINKS OF THE DAY

5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9PqZkVCUAs

4. http://picasaweb.google.com/markrocks182/Blink18202/photo#5131238522203639010

3. http://g.sheetmusicplus.com/Look-Inside/covers/WB-PG9907.jpg

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q0cuZ6E2yk

1. http://www.myspace.com/beforetherobots

TOP 5 THINGS LYING AROUND ON MY DESK

5. 14 empty coffee mugs (incl. 2 espresso cups)

4. 5 empty packs of Player's® Rich cigarettes

3. an empty Febreeze™ candle box (linen & sky)

2. an empty bottle of Vivolo red wine ('05)

1. an empty Wenger bag, the maker of the genuine swiss army knife

TOP 5 SPONTANEOUS WORDS TODAY ACCORDING TO TROLL

5. PISS

4. CLOCK

3. HAMSTER

2. CALIFORNIA

1. COMPATIBLE

TOP 5 REASONS THAT PREVENTED IT AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER

5. The audience was composed of relatives

4. There was a Rush Hour 2 poster on the wall

3. Past stains

2. Been there, done it

1. Pre-jac

TOP 5 WORDS HEARD YESTERDAY DURING SOMETHING

5. FAXED

4. PLUMP

3. AFTERBIRTH

2. REGURGITATE

1. URETHRITIS

TOP 5 THINGS THAT AREN'T MEANT TO HURT BUT CAN

5. Point/Pica/Inch die-cut metal rulers with lead space for top inches

4. Real Feel Skin / Double edge G-Spot Finder (tie)

3. John Fugelsang

2. man-made Black Hole factory in Sweden

1. Cars

VAGUE ARBO | 2007 | TOP 5

TENNIS > HOMOSEXUALITY > OASIS > JENGA

CONNECT FOUR > MENSTRUAL CYCLE > BLOSSOM > DIGIMON

PEPSI > XEROX > CHRIS BENOIT > AQUAFRESH

JAPAN > NEONS > VIRTUA FIGHTER > KETAMINE

JOHN DENVER > LEAVING ON A JET PLANE > ...