29 August 2008

Bizzy Bee Bondage



The bizzy bee had come to terms with the fire. Her nest had burned to charcoal and ash. She had no need for tears. She had no need for ears. Bees lack such things. There is no remorse for bees, and no fear or self-doubt. Bizzy was a bee, and she knew exactly where to go. Flying high, building up electrostatic charge, the bee cut deep into the flowers as pollen clung to her body.

Miles: Is that a SMILING TURDUCKEN?
Flip: Nah, dog, that's a grewd-dew faced Mr. Snookles. His little hat is missing, so someone gave him a tape measure to wear instead. Look at his pecker! it's also missing!
Miles: You seen that grewd-dew pecker? I ain't never seen one.
Flip: 'Taint nothin special. But maybe someone broke it off and stole it! He's been stone for a while. I think he fell into a beer vat and got turned to some mineral. You can chip away at him, so his pecker probably got picked by some thug.
Miles: that sounds like a douchebag thing to do.

Flying high, building up electrostatic for pollen collection, you found the outcrop where the violets used to grow. They used to grow on the grewd-dew face. He had turned to stone some time ago, but you don't care or understand. You need to collect sustenance and rebuild. You alone, or else the nest won't reappear. You fly like a metaphor in a Tom Waits song, the bee that stings the vagabond asleep in the old barn. You will sting mushroom collectors in the sweltering forest of Dixie.

t b cont.

27 August 2008

FACE YOUR NEW MATE WITHOUT FEAR

Expect stable growth of your love wand, as you start taking this treatment!
Yes, you can really better it! Start today!
Wednesday at 2.71 marks, down only 3 percent. (By the end of September,George Soros is an intensely intellectual man who spends muchdoorstep. If you want it on the record what you did and what you

22 August 2008

MMA BASHING II

husk: i heard somewhere on the radio that they might make it an official sport soon
husk: given that they stand up and fight once in a while
husk: it would be cool

troll: uh yeah, hey "insert boxer name here", i hope you know how to get out of a thai clinche
husk: pretty easy
husk: when the guy rolls on the floor locked in fetal position for some reason, just punch him in the face

troll: the ref stands them up
troll: fyi
husk: haha
husk: the nerve of me! :P

troll: if the fighter is trying for a dominate position or if they are stale mate... theyre stood up
husk: they're mates alright

20 August 2008

(inside) physics of heartening a wretch


discussed during the improvised building of an air-conditioner.

[alphaaa] rada a name from where ?
[rada] it was coined here, and elsewhere
[rada] i think the first person to call me rada was Q***
[alphaaa] who is Q***
[rada] Q*** was a girl from C*******. She's become infatuated with non-profit much to her chagrin.
[alphaaa] you mean non profit organisations
[rada] yes
[alphaaa] and now she's poor and miserable ?
[alphaaa] or what
[rada] I don't know, but with time, she's grown above the impulse to react to some "liberal guilt" that's been invoked by her Catholic upbringing. You know how guilt ridden Catholics can get.
[rada] I guess the story of where rada originates is seeped in a false dream of ridding unnecessary guilt from people of certain backgrounds.
[rada] I've come to realize that this may not be a strong point of mine
[alphaaa] i'm 25, u ?
[rada] i am U year(s) old

BRITNEY SUES VAGINA FOR DIVORCE

BRITNEY SPEARS and MADONNA play Grand Theft Auto 4
BRITNEY wants hearing moved

19 August 2008

INTERVIEW WITH RADA

Husk interviews fellow Equivocalists

husk: you available?
rada: sure
rada: 4:20 MAN! i'm tuning out man!
husk: what?
rada: j/k
rada: what's up?
husk: when was the last time you played Lemmings®?
rada: 9 years ago?
rada: wait....no, i've never played lemmings.
husk: is Dr.Phil really concerned with ratings?
rada: he's more concerned with making women cry, so yes, he must be concerned with ratings.
husk: have you ever caught anyone pleasuring themselves?
rada: no person, but i have caught numerous dogs licking themselves.
husk: will there be an end to Holiday/Christmas movies featuring Vince Vaughn?
rada: No. As he gets older, the amount of those movies will increase exponentially until we all shove tootsie rolls into your eyes and ears.
rada: the only candy i could think is was tootsie rolls
husk: LIES ALL LIES
husk: so, Fission track dating?
husk: 'sup with that

rada: it's a way to date shit. you ever date anything that was over 10 million years old?
husk: were you ever under the impression that you broke your penis during intercourse, given that you've had any?
rada: yes, no, i...thing is....
rada: no. i thought i lost my dick inside a vagina once, but i think that just says something about my deep-seeded fear of vagina dentata
husk: why is LOST season 2 superior to every other LOST seasons to date?
rada: i don't watch LOST you depressing fuck
husk: YOU'RE depressed
rada: you've reminded me that i don't have a TV and that I don't even have the will to download TV shows. it's more a breath of fresh air than anything else.
husk: what would be the title of your autumn blockbuster Horror Comedy?
rada: Piranha Punch. It would involve a specific type of piranha that only attacks menstrating females. It's star Rob Schneider as a camp counselor who discovers these fish were brought over from south america by some crazy biologist
husk: plants... how obvious
husk: k we're done

rada: you picked the worst time.....my brain is fried
husk: makes it even better
rada: lol
rada: piranah punch?
rada: god....that's horrible

INTERVIEW WITH JOE BLOGGZ

Husk interviews fellow Equivocalists

husk: were you ever under the impression that you broke your penis during intercourse?
joe bloggz: yes

INTERVIEW WITH TROLL

Husk interviews fellow Equivocalists

husk: ever done a self-punch?
troll: self slap, yes, self punch, yeah, probably, not too hard though
husk: does everyday life make you cringe?
troll: yes, absolutely
husk: your thoughts on Facebook:
troll: ugh
husk: were you ever under the impression that you might've broken your penis during intercourse?
troll: no, but ive been under the impression that ive broken a girl's vagina during intercourse
husk: ever caught someone masturbating?
troll: nope, and the funny thing is, its normal to do, but uncool to get caught doing.
husk: what would be the name of your Action Movie?
troll: Resistance is Futile
husk: what would be the name of your summer blockbuster Romantic Comedy?
troll: Gettin' caught (masterbating)
husk: starring SinBad

INTERVIEW WITH JK

Husk interviews fellow Equivocalists

husk: let me know when you have a few minutes to waste
jk: how many minutes?
jk: are we talking 6 or 7... or more like 8 or 9?
husk: I'm about to do another spontaneous Q&A
jk: you planned a spontaneous Q&A?
husk: planning it as I type
jk: so right now you're not planning at all
husk: no
jk: i will allow you three questions. any questions asked following the third, and final, question will cause you great shrinkage
jk: and no cameras, please
husk: is the word "taint" in your everyday vocabulary?
jk: "taint" often comes out of my mouth... but it's orated biweekly as opposed to daily
jk: perineum sounds much nicer. like a yearly flower.
husk: elaborate on the Pax Romana:
jk: could you give it to me in a sentence?
husk: what is the Pax Romana
husk: thoughts on the Pax Romana
husk: Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist is an insult to music

jk: oh, i'm sorry, the correct answer was what is the Pax Romano... and that brings jerry back into the lead with $1,100. please pick a category.
husk: see also; Pax Augustea
husk: were you ever under the impression that you might've broken your penis during intercourse?

jk: funny you should ask... in fact, this has happened to me. what concerned me more was that i still wanted to finish...
husk: thanks that is all
jk: but baby, i'm not done
husk: no shrinkage here buddy
jk: so the zeitgeist comment wasn't a question?
husk: zeitgeist is ALWAYS a question
jk: if zeitgeist is questionable, why isn't anyone asking?
husk: the "why" simply boggles the mind
jk: i'm your manic existential pixie dream hunk
husk: it's akin to asking "are we alone in the Universe?" -- too grand an inquiry
jk: like if natalie portman's character from garden state had muscles and a crew cut with tribal tattoos
jk: (the crew cut has tribal tattoos)
jk: the word "we" already implies that we're not alone.
jk: give 'em an inch, ya know?
jk: earth is just a drip of blue paint on a shitty jackson pollock
jk: hello?

18 August 2008

WEEKLY TOP NEWS FROM THE TOP NEWS AGENCY

Breaking News - Bin Laden found
Osama Bin Laden was discovered today living in England and living a peaceful life as a North East entrepreneur.
UPDATE
Barack Obama the long lost nephew of Robert Mugabe
It was just yesterday that an important factbook was unearthed in this famous books outnumbered by comics library. The book was dated in 1920s and contains entries of genealogical importance.

LOOK AT MY CLOTHES

"AS A BOY, I'M COMING UP THROUGH THE 60s, SO I THOUGHT MY LATE TEENS, EARLY 20s WERE GOING TO BE THE MOST RADICAL YEARS OF MY LIFE. AND THEN I GET THERE AND, YEAH, IT'S PETE FRAMPTON IN A KIMONO, MAN."

12 August 2008

NOT READY

joe bloggz: dusssst in the wind
joe bloggz: alll we are is dusst in the winnnndd
husk: fuck that
husk: i don't wanna BE dust

joe bloggz: shut up
husk: fuck him and fuck his dusty wind
joe bloggz: B dust
husk: no fuck U
husk: and fuck your dust

joe bloggz: B Come the dust
joe bloggz: BC
husk: ah fuck

11 August 2008

HUMANS WALK HERE


(skinny white pro-active) humans walk here.

04 August 2008

NO SOUL, NONE

husk: i look like i have no soul
rada: you look like an ambivalent Hitler
husk: .... that has no soul

WE B STRZ


OMGZ | RADA LOOK, IT B A STR-SHPD ROCK | It was really there, honest, and I figured you'd get a geologist boner out of it. So enjoy!

02 August 2008

LOU @ SEXY TALK (REED)

rada: TO:dante Shocking Video Shows Spongebob And Gay Sex! Watch the video.
D_Izil: wtf
D_Izil: man
D_Izil: I am not clicking that
rada: it offers much in the way of how our kids are being inspired.
D_Izil: I believe it is a horrible thing to send a man who just got home and was about to sleep