INTERVIEW WITH TROLL

Husk interviews fellow Equivocalists

husk: ever done a self-punch?
troll: self slap, yes, self punch, yeah, probably, not too hard though
husk: does everyday life make you cringe?
troll: yes, absolutely
husk: your thoughts on Facebook:
troll: ugh
husk: were you ever under the impression that you might've broken your penis during intercourse?
troll: no, but ive been under the impression that ive broken a girl's vagina during intercourse
husk: ever caught someone masturbating?
troll: nope, and the funny thing is, its normal to do, but uncool to get caught doing.
husk: what would be the name of your Action Movie?
troll: Resistance is Futile
husk: what would be the name of your summer blockbuster Romantic Comedy?
troll: Gettin' caught (masterbating)
husk: starring SinBad