INTERVIEW WITH JK

Husk interviews fellow Equivocalists

husk: let me know when you have a few minutes to waste
jk: how many minutes?
jk: are we talking 6 or 7... or more like 8 or 9?
husk: I'm about to do another spontaneous Q&A
jk: you planned a spontaneous Q&A?
husk: planning it as I type
jk: so right now you're not planning at all
husk: no
jk: i will allow you three questions. any questions asked following the third, and final, question will cause you great shrinkage
jk: and no cameras, please
husk: is the word "taint" in your everyday vocabulary?
jk: "taint" often comes out of my mouth... but it's orated biweekly as opposed to daily
jk: perineum sounds much nicer. like a yearly flower.
husk: elaborate on the Pax Romana:
jk: could you give it to me in a sentence?
husk: what is the Pax Romana
husk: thoughts on the Pax Romana
husk: Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist is an insult to music
jk: oh, i'm sorry, the correct answer was what is the Pax Romano... and that brings jerry back into the lead with $1,100. please pick a category.
husk: see also; Pax Augustea
husk: were you ever under the impression that you might've broken your penis during intercourse?
jk: funny you should ask... in fact, this has happened to me. what concerned me more was that i still wanted to finish...
husk: thanks that is all
jk: but baby, i'm not done
husk: no shrinkage here buddy
jk: so the zeitgeist comment wasn't a question?
husk: zeitgeist is ALWAYS a question
jk: if zeitgeist is questionable, why isn't anyone asking?
husk: the "why" simply boggles the mind
jk: i'm your manic existential pixie dream hunk
husk: it's akin to asking "are we alone in the Universe?" -- too grand an inquiry
jk: like if natalie portman's character from garden state had muscles and a crew cut with tribal tattoos
jk: (the crew cut has tribal tattoos)
jk: the word "we" already implies that we're not alone.
jk: give 'em an inch, ya know?
jk: earth is just a drip of blue paint on a shitty jackson pollock
jk: hello?