troll: hey
husk: yeah
troll: imagine an old man
troll: a nice old man
troll: like someone's grampa
troll: he has a red trucker hat. but a clean one.
husk: k
troll: "i ate her pussy!!" he shouts
husk: jhlf
troll: thats all i got.
troll: i was just surfing the net wondering if we could have seals as pets
AWW | SRLY | Vagent lunatic | ≥≥ | Guy comes up in the rearview, he's on my tail as if to say "go faster, I wish to exceed the speed limit" but he is afraid to cross the yellow line in order to get past me; he is a pussy.
I've seen the cracked up man as he tried to hide. I've been inside the house where he used to hide. For his enemy, he would abide a rancorous scent head to toe. Dead fish clamored down to the slough. His back porch stained from perch blood. Still, he knew the crows owned this side of the river. The flight of crows was met with concomitant caws and cries. An enemy has invaded. "Almost Heaven" sanctified the enemy, invasion-intentions wrought with humid showers. The invader looped, dropped, fled.
Dead times for fish mongers, reclaimed turf for heckling Corvidae
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troll: hello
husk: How are you today, T*****?
troll: great!
husk: Oh that is good to know!
husk: It will be a great Friday then.
troll: ugh
husk: The sun is out shinning its glorious light.
husk: Maybe we should step outside and give it a nice warm hello! Wouldn't that be spice?
husk: It is early yet, oh well!
husk: Is time a conundrum? Haha, only if you let it!
husk: By then she realized; one penis would never be enough.
husk: Does the mailman wear shorts to work? Or does he wear shorts outdoors?
And Now We Return To The Subject Of Jennifer Anistons Breasts
*BONUS POINTS TO HOMOFLEXIBLE AND HOMORIGID
joe bloggz: i guess broken social scene is okay
husk: no its not ok
joe bloggz: if you're gay
joe bloggz: LET ME FINISH NEXT TIME
eulacikyk@hotmail.com: Hi
husk: hi
eulacikyk@hotmail.com: hey, A/S/L?:)
husk: LOL
husk: that user picture of a teen nympho is a nice touch, she just wants some of that online fucking
eulacikyk@hotmail.com: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
husk: haha this is awesome
husk: i want an msn-bot too
husk: i love how spam internet profiles horny girls with an idiotic yet casual LOL at the end of every sentence
eulacikyk@hotmail.com: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
husk: there's that "lol" again
husk: i wonder if i started a webcam session, would i get some 40 year old naked Turk masturbating at the other end of the camera?
husk: i must say though, this is the first auto-response msn spam I've ever gotten
husk: and I'm envious
eulacikyk@hotmail.com: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
husk: hey what the fuck ;)
husk: ... lol
eulacikyk@hotmail.com: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! ***** fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
husk: that's very considerate
husk: hey, you should check out : http://equivocalists.blogspot.com where all this conversation will be posted later
husk: I'll censor your link, keep your hotmail addy though
eulacikyk@hotmail.com: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
husk: lol
eulacikyk@hotmail.com: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
husk: U R AWE SUM
eulacikyk@hotmail.com: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link
husk: IM DERE NOW LOLZ SO HORNY
Srsly, guyz. Estelle Getty (better known as that crazy old bat from The Golden Girls) is dead. D-E-D. I know, I know. Who could fill that role now? We know family guy tried to bite her style with the creepy old perv neighbor..which was a good try..if you're a homo. But I'm not. Husk is.
troll: im tired of everybody using the word "niche".
husk: it's like the use of the word is in a niche in and of itself
troll: yes
troll: 2 years ago, i never heard that word, now every article i read, its there.
husk: at least no one says nitsche anymore
husk: you've never heard niche before?
husk: not even like, a dog's niche??
troll: yeah, i have many times, when regarding dogs. but now everything is a niche
husk: were you in some sort of un-niched niche of sorts?
troll: ugh
husk: niche to meet you
husk: niche the niece's niche eats reece's niches niching niches in a niche of nichism
husk: still
husk: i have an 8bit nostalgia
husk: music et al
joe bloggz: who doesnt
joe bloggz: i sometimes remember that girl i fucked that once
joe bloggz: but i dont call her
"Yo, what did jesse jackson say?"
"he said he wished barak would stop talking down to black people. and then said he wanted to cut off his balls or something sick like that...then he apologized."
"jesse jackson said he'd gladly play the gay-black dude in the superhero team "Multi-Culture Pals. he's hella brokeback for apache chief."
Parades with crying children and overacting performers / a giant mantis / an idiotic french stand-up comedian ripped off Bill Hicks so I left.
hey, you fuck.
1. Science has proven that the domestication of animals has resulted in a progressive erosion of their mental facilities. The domestication of humans has led to similar effects.
2. Your life is passing in front of you, you are getting old. You are going to die, and you're never going to be on television.
3a. Get drunk and have sex at 4 am on a Tuesday in the back of a running cop car while the pig's in the Chinese restaurant shaking poor Johnny Wong down for Chow Mein leftovers. Call in sick to work tomorrow.
3b. Stop being afraid of everything.
4. It has been structured so that we "need" money to survive. Most options for "earning" money involve us trading a large portion of our limited lives. Our "work" usually involves meaningless repetition that runs absolutely opposite to our human nature. Not only is our "work" boring, it is enforced with strict behavioral rules and the constant fear of being "fired". It has been rammed down our throats that this is a "reality", and that the benefits of this planned system outweigh the negatives. It is becoming increasingly clear that this may not be the case.
5. Being cool to people gives them hope. It gives you hope too. Help anyone who needs it and pay back every favor given to you in spades. Assholes are their own punishment.
6. This is my body. I'm the one who moves it around and I'm the one who makes it do amazing things. I will take full responsibility for the actions of this body. I will not be controlled by the body of another.
7. There is no priest, no politician, no boss, no cop, and no concerned citizen who will ever convince me that they are performing functions necessary to my continued existence. They do not matter, they only impede. There are no masters and there are no gods. There are only people who demand life, and people who demand control. Whose side are you on?
8. There is nothing sexy about mass production, hamburgers, or soda pop. American consumer 'culture' must continue to be ignored at home and worldwide. Yankee go home, and take yer shitty food with you.
9. Sex is awesome. So is a good burrito. So is a round of drinks with friends. So is reading. So is sleeping late. You shouldn't feel bad about constantly enjoying yourself. Misery loves company. So does boredom. Ignore the telephone.
10. Freedom is the only important thing, personal liberty the only pathway to dignity. Anything that stands in the way is the enemy, no matter what costume it wears. Stop being afraid of everything.
11. Nobody knows anything. Everyone is lying. Look out for each other.
12. Do Not Pet The Tiger. The Tiger is Sick.
13a. It is an easy power to ridicule everything with sarcasm and irony, anyone can do it. It's much harder to give things a chance and try to understand. As smart as you are, there is always something to learn, and, conversely, always something to unlearn. Stop being afraid of everything.
13b. Buy a gun.
13c. Lighten the fuck up.
The last retrospective look at the place for "the vague." It's great that the few who know what this is and means still enjoy creating, making others cringe. Metamorphosis?
"Stay away from those homies.....they're too loud and animated."
"Does Canada suck as much as Mccain claims?"
TOP 5 REASONS THAT PREVENTED IT AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER
5. The audience was composed of relatives
4. There was a Rush Hour 2 poster on the wall
3. Past stains
2. Been there, done it
1. Pre-jac
01:22:22 [Y TRCK Y] man
01:22:28 [Y TRCK Y] i need to meet new people
01:22:29 [Y TRCK Y] for reals
01:22:49 [Y TRCK Y] i need to work at target again
01:22:59 [Y TRCK Y] nice place to meet peeps
nah, but onetime i smoked some weed behind a gas station and walked through an alley behind a wafflehouse and seen some cook dude fuckin a waitress.
I swear, this happened to me
at least we have the band's past fan-message boards that served as the provenance of equivocal. Thank you! I'm being very candid here.
天の来るまで落下が私達を血発汗することを愛することを許可しなさい。!!!!!!!!!!!
and the death of a geologist finally comes to fruition
RE: EQUIVOCAL AUTISM
"its not even funny. its like that private joke that just agonizes whoever reads it"
.......
I was imitating the antics of a Charlie Chaplin, of a Buster Keaton caught on film, of a fortune’s fool/ follied by the frantic fingering of a ¬¬¬¬¬fellated Samuel Beckett.
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I was of course clad in yellow, green and black, snowy bottoms, straight up into my back. Oh, the rhythm of dissension, descending dreary eyes, down a dipped slope, desperate, a dead prize/ rears its head past mine. This sensual gossamer greets with voluptuous reprise, yet I know this titillation of omnipotent preparation will only cast me into ultimate demise.
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His maiden besides him ushers him inside a cavity, a gallery of yuppie-disguise. I jet, away, from this encounter, dead, wondering how should I have been alright. I reach some corner, any corner, trot a waltz, peck into my shins and sing, “Luck Be A Lady Tonight.”
"I like the feel of it....but you need to stop using such complicated words. Just say what you feel, simple but still strong."
I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and you're a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology.
I ACTUALLY FEEL NOSTALGIA FOR THE KIND OF DISAFFECT THOSE LATE 70'S KID FELT. AT LEAST THEY HAD THE GUMPTION TO TURN IT INTO SELF-DESTRUCTION. KIDS TODAY ARE SO IMPOTENT AND NUMB ALL THEY CAN DO IS POINT IT OUTWARD IN THE FORM OF SHAMELESS CONSUMERISM. IT'S THE SAME WAY I FEEL NOSTALGIA FOR A KAFKA-VISION OF OFFICE ALIENATION. TODAY'S CUBICLE WORKER BEES HANG UP SELF-EFFACTING CLIPPINGS OF DILBERT AND WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF THEIR OWN BLAND MISERY.
THAT OBSESSION WITH THE SELF STEMS DIRECTLY FROM THE UTTER FAILURE OF 60'S RADICALISM/UTOPIANISM
in other words:
the failure of idealistic liberals from the 60s...the manson family goes on a killing spree and everyone realizes that not every ideal is a good one
The guy who wrote this looks like a handsome Kramer
Mysterious hands exhaust the inquisitive, time to retire.
Sir Buenos Aries only drinks cocktails at café tables. Entranced
in the rays of the disappearing sun, cakewalking only delays inevitable inebriation. Downs amaretto orange, preening at the polarized glass. He thought how good
he looks while walking.
One second of decision brings BA down Amsterdam
to the entrance of Bitter Drake’s Fine Spirits. He’d ponder selling juniper tincture
to the kids of a private school. For a while,
he’d feel both pain and relief for passing down the art of slow-death.
Cakewalking kills idleness.
NO MORE CRACK
yes, time for sober discourse....
husk: knock knock
husk: ... ?
troll: not answering the door
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troll: 'pas de colporteurs'
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troll: you get a 12hr ban
husk: knock knock
troll has gone offline.
Purple skies fell onto maintenance eyes. Complaints were recorded, shelved, disguarded. Look at the aftermath of a crane-death. Vacate your premises for the collapse of a sentinal edifice.
V V V vvvvv V V V
In Virginia: people drive differently the pace is some sort of a cross between primal/smooth; checks seem to be used more often; the rocks are different, the hills roll differently around them, they break the surface differently, more like with the surface rather than in spite of it; there are cedar trees along the highway; there seem to be more crosses, but maybe they are Virginia Easter decorations or maybe not; the people seem more kind, they say have a nice day and seem to mean it more; there are no foreign cars; Kudzu is everywhere it looks like someone sprayed everything in gray silly string. Virginia! Its a Winner!
"I have been enjoying an old highschool crush of mine living a few streets away from me.
"which is a big deal if you know how big S***** is and how far we are from our highschool.
"It's a good random accident. AND she's gotten all fat, which is heartening, somehow.
"then later I guess I got AIDS, etc. Well, 1 luv people!"
it's what brings us all back to our roots. this is the rootsmusic of eq.
husk: it gets to a certain point where couch cushions just don't do the trick anymore
husk: that and, his wife I suppose
rada: ever fucked a pillow?
husk: not yet
rada: i did when i was younger. i used lube in a plastic shopping bag. it was pretty disappointing.
husk: i was about to post all this on Equivocal
rada: hahaha
rada: you still should
husk: by the by, you needed to strap the shopping bag with duct tape to create more of a solid entry
husk: so i heard
rada: oh
rada: yeah, that's probably what went wrong
rada: if i lose my arms some day, maybe i'll try that
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Hi fucks. The only thing I liked was the vagina bed idea. I get to sleep in the middle. no fair!! right? You guys can have the fringes and I also get the soft underbelly area, no fair again. screw you, I'm still the quiet guy of the court who's getting all the King's pussy on the sly. I will forewarn that i'm prone to bolting upright from a dead sleep and screaming at the mexican paint crews.
Looky here, if I wasn't balled and chained to a Hungarian I'd be out in the city, looking for things to destroy in the name of the old school.
Conclusion. I'm proud to be a not so productive member of this, the third greatest blog in history. I'll be in NYC in July for 5 days food, drink and feet. I have created several spray paint stencils that suggest Radagast's whereabouts. I will plaster these images all over the city, chumming for Tuna. If he shows, he gets nothing except blank stares from four skidders staying at a shitty hotel, deal with it.
I guess if you can give a decent handjob, you can play the zelda theme song on a theremin.
Chocolate milk sales drop 3% this year
Who cares if it's overated? what are you gonna drink with your grilled cheese in the morning? vodka? are you f**** kidding me? retarded I think so. Alcoholic? just a supposition.
don't give Satan an inch,
or he'll take the ruler!!
i would totally let Satan fuck me
God's real e-mail address?
rumored to be: have_a_little_faith_in_me_0000@aol.com
not suprised! the guy is still using AOL!
"After my soul was elevated from the darkness...
"...I fell into a frenzy and looked for the nearest nature program to watch in hopes of catching some footage of animal sex."
"This phone has Tourettes...god, I hate technology."
A vague JESUS would've left his disciples a platte of six different fruits and said "these are my mittens... contemplate that" and all today would be spared several dilemmas. Oh rejoice thee something whilst I contemplate my knowledge made of citrus. Va savoir -- vas-t'en. Fuck Dumas, fuck you. Sérieux.
we are all really spiritual people
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GIVEN THAT YOU'D KNOW ANY BETTER
HIEROGLYPHICS > THE DURHAM REPORT > BIG BIRD > VIAGRA
GREGG ARAKI > SANS-SÉRIF > MENTHOLS > REHAB
TREAT WILLIAMS > TOM BERENGER > ERNIE HUDSON
LOST SEASON 2 > iChat > LIME BUDWEISER > AFTER-AFTERHOURS
..."The chives were fragrant, flowering bulbs wafts, toe-path along the river offered bumblebees and black flies for avoidance/annoyance. Tripped, disemboweled, scented irresponsibility."
kaan: Are you married
husk: no
husk: fuck you
husk: what business is it of yours?
kaan: The name
husk: sort of
husk: why Kaan ADDS the name?
husk: where and why?
kaan: *Valalhi, know, name, khan, *Degil, festival,
husk: KAAN, check this out, its CAM : OOF FOCK
husk: Degil Festival? OOF FOCK
husk: I want you to know though, for the record, I'm not racist, I'm just annoyed
kaan: Do you give your pocket numbe
husk: Yes I do
husk: Do you?
husk: OOF FOCK
husk: No reaction to this?
husk: 'Cause that's exactly where you're going
350=359
rada: i'm gonna do a special "350th" post for equivocal
husk: aren't we past 350th yet?
husk: yeah, we're at 358 now
rada: oh
IT'S OVER
