[[...]] the physical silver investor market annual demand is about $1.3 -$2 billion per year! And yet, they sold $100 billion in new paper silver in the span of 2 years, which is over 50 times as much paper silver as exists in the world annual physical silver investment market!
"I'll be the messenger warning everyone of the fast approaching tsunami, and also be the courier ushering about 3 or 4 people to higher ground, out of thousands who want to stay and pick sea shells." 
"Should God, our Lord above, truly be one of us, I would shun the admission into heaven, pass the pearly gates of St. Peter. We are a delusional, egoistic species (which means self-destructive) and I cannot fathom such a heaven to bring any brilliant relief as an alternative to the eternal suffering of a Hadean Inferno." -Benjamin Franklin
You should never cut Sopressata on a waterbed.
it's true what they say. every kiss begins with Khey.
SAVAUGEEE FAUSCIST CAPITAULISTTT, and basted in a light hollandaise sauce.
Hey! Is there ecstasy in that Jello?
Men shouldn't shimmy.
PAUPULAR ICONZ are a deep seeded object of my desire.
EYE'VE BIN IN EWE, LOWERED TWOMARROW.
" look sex is good ok?"
"She's super hot....I once saw a picture of her eating fish n chips. It was great."
Local business fail. Automated DVD burns.
Bankrupt store-front proprieter #3,141,584.6 : The poor schmuck that couldn't see 5 minutes into the future.
A sign on the front door used to read "Fantasies do come true with time." there was an entire section dedicated to "post-WW II Japanese horror." As if you couldn't tell they were propaganda pieces. $2-a-burn. No profit there. Ridgewood Shoppers Group (RSG) put a ban on illegal activity that might compromise the sovereignty of the country. Information is free and shouldn't be wrested away from the people into the shadow of the oligarchy. Flex muscles and demand your right to financial backbone. Put it all back into your community, but be prepared for slanderous calls of "SOCIALIST" written with acrid yellow ink on genetically-modified paper.
As soon as Danny was ostracized from the self-regulating market, his lifeline was cut, his severance a charge of copyright infringement and piracy. Later investigations brought conspiratorial charges against his store, namely money laundering operations for the support of terror cells. A laptop was found; Danny disappeared.
"I was gonna say his father was really a migrant worker that operated a potato gun from the back of his uncle's El Camino, but he needs positive reinforcement. He's got a business in California, so he's real stressed out."
Radical sales pitch overheard in a St. Marks record store:
"A tired boy of 25 founded an independent record label, called it Transient GNARD Head Records. The only band to be signed was called Pink Munkeyz and they released a 7" single and a CD EP. They never toured and have been disbanded now for over 12 months. TGH Records is still in operation, but they only sell records as imports to the Japanese/Asian market. There is little doubt that if you should come across either the single or the EP, pick it up. In about 50 years, when the band is re-re-re-discovered by a college radio station no one even listens to, the combined sale of the old 45 vinyl and CD EP should fetch at least four figures. The buyer will more than likely be unemployed, or have a dead-end job working retail or at a coffee house. The money that you or the inheritor of the Pink Munkeyz releases will earn will be essentially the coinage saved by shut-in, probably.
"I am telling you this because I am the CEO of TGH Records. I predict that when I sell my shares of the company to AOL/Time Warner within the next 20 years or so, they will release the Pink Munkeyz songs as a compilation CD that will be marketed to 18-25 year olds. Sales will be modest, but over time it will develop into something hyped by third-party Internet media companies and will constantly be sought for years thereafter.
"What you don't know is that Pink Munkeyz played stoner metal mixed with dubstep production. What you also don't know is that we're being recorded by a Pasadena PR firm contracted by AOL/Time Warner.
"So a final painfully obvious word to the scarcely wise: fork over the $22 and buy the 45 and the EP."
"world of warcraft? is that some kinda online nazi paraphernalia store?"
"i hate my manager im going to knife him in the ass."
"is a guy who goes into a jacuzzi with wine by himself gay?"
RAID! BUGS! THOUSANDS! CAMERA ON ME! HELP!
Spartak fell out of his chair when the creepy-crawlies starting banging through his door. They were coming from the demonic banana flower his brother had given him after he'd returned from the rainforest. The banana flower was a poisonous strain, and it was unknown to westerners as one of the primary causes for wiping out the Mayan civilization.
"Zappa once said that Dylan beat him to the punch with Subterranean Homesick Blues. A year after the release of "Bringing It All Back Home" the Mothers released "Freak Out!" which featured a similar song called Trouble Everyday. Who produced both of these albums?"
A moment later, Spartak rushed outside to embrace the possibility of catching some fleeting breeze. Much like the a Ozzy after a series of European summer festivals, Spartak had lost sensation in his nose. Micropollens had corrupted olfactory nerves and he could not smell the stink of the dead birds nearby. Beetles covered the carcasses and were delivering the remnants of foul flesh to their hidden dens. Bright spots appeared before Spartak, forcing him to abandon all sense of reason as he suffocated from the swealtering heat. Dandelion seeds were released to the air as Spartak meandered about the clear spot besides the toe path. The last thought that sprang to his mind was of bullet ants biting his ass as he lay in the jungle.
"Iggy Pop has introduced heroin to numerous rock musicians over the course of his career. One of his drug dealers went on to play guitar in the LA hardcore scene. What was the name of the band?"
If your spouse asks you whether you remembered to mail the tax forms and you say “Yes,” even though you know they're still sitting on the passenger seat of your car, you're telling a lie, which is a deliberately false statement. If you launch into a lengthy explanation of the day's frustrations and setbacks, the correct word would be prevaricate, which is to quibble, dodge the point, or confuse the issue so as to avoid telling the truth. If you tell your spouse that you would have mailed the taxes, but then you started thinking about an important deduction you might be entitled to take and decided it would be unwise to mail them without looking into it, you're rationalizing, which is to come up with reasons that put your own behavior in the most favorable possible light. If you say that there was an accident in front of the post office that prevented you from finding a parking space and there really wasn't, fabricate is the correct verb, meaning that you've invented a false story or excuse without the harsh connotations of lie. Equivocate implies saying one thing and meaning another; it usually suggests the use of words that have more than one meaning, or whose ambiguity may be misleading. For example, if your spouse says, “Did you take care of the taxes today?” you might equivocate by saying “Yes,” you took care of them—meaning that you finished completing the forms and sealing them in the envelope, but that you didn't actually get them to the post office.
"I like the burning children. I know you've caught onto my arsonist lifestyle, and you will blackmail me to do lethargic endeavors equivocal demands of following calendar dates of obsolete societies.
"I will probably wind-up getting blackmailed."
“It has been my fate in a long life of production to be credited chiefly with the equivocal virtue of industry, a quality so excellent in morals, so little satisfactory in art.”
“There is something suspicious about music, gentlemen. I insist that she is, by her nature, equivocal. I shall not be going too far in saying at once that she is politically suspect.”
"CAPITALISM WOULD NOT COLLAPSE IF GRENADA REMAINED REVOLUTIONARY. AND REAGAN WAS RIGHT --- IT WASN'T A MATTER OF DIRECT RESOURCES THAT YOU NEEDED FROM THAT COUNTRY. HE SAID, "NUTMEG IS NOT THE QUESTION," AND THAT WAS GRENADA'S BIGGEST EXPORT, BUT WE COULD GET PERFECTLY GOOD NUTMEG FROM AFRICA. YOU DON'T NEED GRENADA'S NUTMEG. SO WHY DID THEY INVADE GRENADA?
"THEY INVADED GRENADA BECAUSE THEY WERE SERVING NOTICE TO THE PEOPLE OF THE CARIBBEAN, AND TO THE PEOPLE LATIN AMERICA, AND TO THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD THAT YOU CANNOT DROP OUT OF YOUR CLIENT-STATE FREE MARKET SYSTEM, THAT IF YOU TRIED TO TAKE AN INDEPENDENT SOURCE, AND THAT IF YOU USE YOUR LAND, YOUR LABOR, YOUR RESOURCES, AND YOUR CAPITAL AND YOUR MARKETS IN A DIFFERENT WAY, IN A COLLECTIVIST WAY...IF YOU USE THEM TO BENEFIT THE NEEDS OF YOUR PEOPLE RATHER THAN BE MILKED LIKE A COW BY FOREIGN INVESTORS...IF YOU DO THAT THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU."
"AS A BOY, I'M COMING UP THROUGH THE 60s, SO I THOUGHT MY LATE TEENS, EARLY 20s WERE GOING TO BE THE MOST RADICAL YEARS OF MY LIFE. AND THEN I GET THERE AND, YEAH, IT'S PETE FRAMPTON IN A KIMONO, MAN."
"Yo, what did jesse jackson say?"
"he said he wished barak would stop talking down to black people. and then said he wanted to cut off his balls or something sick like that...then he apologized."
"jesse jackson said he'd gladly play the gay-black dude in the superhero team "Multi-Culture Pals. he's hella brokeback for apache chief."
"The simplest image of organic life united with rotation is the tide. From the movement of the sea, uniform coitus of the earth with the moon, comes the polymorphous and organic coitus of the earth with the sun.
"The rain is soon raised up again in the form of an immobile plant. Animal life comes entirely from the movement of the seas and, inside bodies, life continues to come from salt water. The sea continuously jerks off. Solid elements, contained and brewed in water animated by erotic movement, shoot out in the form of flying fish. The erection and the sun scandalize, in the same way as the cadaver and the darkness of cellars.
"Vegetation is uniformly directed towards the sun; human beings, on the other hand, even though phalloid like trees, in opposition to other animals, necessarily avert their eyes. Human eyes tolerate neither sun, coitus, cadavers, nor obscurity, but with different reactions. The terrestrial globe is covered with volcanoes, which serve as its anus. Although this globe eats nothing, it often violently ejects the contents of its entrails."
"you've won my heart, sexual deviant."
"We cannot underestimate the power of super computers. They will fill entire libraries, of centers of learning with evil plots and complex algorithms. They have never been studied to understand their tactics. Therefore, only the most extreme measures should be employed to battle them. Real estate agents with guns that shoot out cans of canola oil. yes....this is the answer. machines cannot function dowsed in oil. we must round up all the owners of all the chinese restaurants and beckon them to fight the good cause. This is the way we should combat such an invasion of our leisurely freedoms for web browsing."
-Sci Fi channel movie at 2 (AM)
" in the middle of McDonald's $1 menu advert, i noticed a green dollar bill hiding within the lettuce of some cartoon sandwich. fucking subliminal advertising" -Rutgers journalism major
"Unfortunately, they made you forget many things. We are the supreme race! We have the supreme weapons!" -Rush Limbaugh
"...I fell into a frenzy and looked for the nearest nature program to watch in hopes of catching some footage of animal sex."
"This phone has Tourettes...god, I hate technology."
"I have been enjoying an old highschool crush of mine living a few streets away from me.
"which is a big deal if you know how big S***** is and how far we are from our highschool.
"It's a good random accident. AND she's gotten all fat, which is heartening, somehow.
"then later I guess I got AIDS, etc. Well, 1 luv people!"
"So in the end, we're fucked, because we're not smart enough to harness the power of the sun for all society. We're too stupid to figure that out, so we're fucked."
"I guess that's why I don't want kids, because I can't see myself exposing themselves to society's previous fuckups."
"Then you're selfish. Did our parents feel the same way when they were our age? They still had families and children. That's selfish of you to say."
"Our society has demarcating contrasts when compared to theirs. I can't imagine myself ever raising kids. At the present, it's something I've never considered; in that regard, I think I'm merely immature and not so much selfish."
"No, you are..."
"Ha! Well, I used to feel obligated to my grandparents to have kids...but really, consciousness evolves, so worlds collide when you reach back to previous generations like that. My reality will probably be different 10 year from now. So until then, fuck you and fuck kids."
