EXIT (NO CHANCE)

"We cannot underestimate the power of super computers. They will fill entire libraries, of centers of learning with evil plots and complex algorithms. They have never been studied to understand their tactics. Therefore, only the most extreme measures should be employed to battle them. Real estate agents with guns that shoot out cans of canola oil. yes....this is the answer. machines cannot function dowsed in oil. we must round up all the owners of all the chinese restaurants and beckon them to fight the good cause. This is the way we should combat such an invasion of our leisurely freedoms for web browsing."

-Sci Fi channel movie at 2 (AM)