Showing posts with label vague links. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vague links. Show all posts

10 April 2009

Dear ******* Customer

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I hear his son's gonna get the electric chair if he's indicted, then found guilty of crimes against humanity. His last seat will be a rickety old chair found in the back of the janitor's closet in the basement of P.S. 17, a school (Woodworth elementary) who's named after the person who sold a patent for the incandescent light bulb to T. A. Edison. Yes, the electricity will be supplied by a bolt of lightning, just like in that movie involving a DELOREAN. The city will get more tax breaks for being "GREEN" and also achieve poetic justice for some three-thousand deceased.

04 January 2009

ww iii exodus



_____________ disagreement_as__________e_a_t__ate_________
eg__ning______W______W___D:D:D:.




T_e_e____e_e_ _e__e_____t_e_e__t__(teet!)_____
Shanghai Cooperation Organisation (SCO) ___________e_t___________e__e_______________t___t_e _t________e___e_t__e__e_____W______W___ (D:D:)__.


30_v_MMVI

21 October 2008

somewhat responsible

mysterious pink light over London
now don't tell me fuckin' rocks caused this...

27 September 2008

ELECT ZOD

"In agro-industry, petroleum, telecommunication, electricity, water, and banking, both large national and transnational conglomerates [...] pressuring the government to pay the foreign debt, increase public rates, compensate the banks for their losses due to capital flight [...] reign supreme while being contested by numerous popular organizations of civil society."

ELECT ZOD

27 June 2008

05 May 2008

I WOULDN'T WANT TO ALARM YOU

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10 April 2008

!!!!

Perfect page for people who peak at your laptop while on an airplane.

27 March 2008

Stay Away from this post

***WARNING, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS POST!!****

http://smouch.net/lol/

P.S. Don't say I didn't warn you!!

13 February 2008

COMING NEVER


Also check out : JIM episode 01

11 February 2008

NEEDED A SLOW MOTION REPLAY

but still, I can't help but find this funny

07 February 2008

Superjail!

what John Stewart and Stephen Colbert say to their guests since being allowed back onto their shows, during the strike:

"THANK YOU....[privately to the guest] thank you so much for that. it was so great to speak with you, a leading intellectual in our modern world, on the show today....rock on, man."

Improv




yes, with guests like this.....richard brookhiser? He is a preclude of the soon-to-be silver-screen return of The Joker
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or, is it the joker?
EEEECH!!!




or...is it....the
joker
.....lol @ the warden? He's sorta a combination of the joker and willy wonka.

30 January 2008

26 January 2008

survival

Grafting a 5th limb to your body could mean more hours of leisure in one’s day. A simple graft of a grasping limb to the body of a sedated specimen, devoid of purpose or financial securty, could prove an efficient addition for survival tactics.

Alternatives to fleshy limbs:

Canon

Robotic arm(s)

Pez dispenser

Scalar weapon

Post-graft temperature modifications for increased efficiency should set goals to a higher standard. It is proposed that the partial pressure of any alloy being used (i.e.columbite-tantalite) should be observed under high-pressure conditions, along with the monitoring of lattice-neutron configurations. (laboratory site) The result should be a modified stability field.

13 January 2008

M'LORD KITTY


Cats & Mice armor from the Jeff Deboer gallery

27 December 2007

THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE IT'S RIGHT BEHIND.
LOOK.

14 December 2007

PILOTS SHOULD HAVE GUNS

And along came some dude freaking out -- had I been a passenger, the T-word would've come to mind. Give him what he wants, damn it.

10 December 2007

BUY BUY PRINT RE-SELL & BUY


NO PINK -- MORE BLACK -- IT'S ALL THERE.

23 November 2007

infosthetics

honestly, i don't know why i didn't notice this sooner, or tell anyone about this sooner.

http://infosthetics.com/

21 November 2007

go to helvetica

finally, a star wars equivalent movie for descendo.