YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

says the dude with a chalkboard t-shirt

CHRIST DIED FOR OUR SINS

but he could've lived for em' too. Spawn a bunch of God Children with powers. We'd have oceans of wine.

I suppose

do you? do you really?

TRUTH TO END ALL TRUTHS

MAURY > TWILIGHT

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO

IT'S WHO YOU KNOW; THAT WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

LOVE HURTS

falling down does too.

In Canada, the legal drinking age is 18

in the United States, there are many buildings.

SPOILER WARNING

warns us of spoilers, spoils that there will be spoilers

MY EYE! MY EYE!

my other eye is ok.

ON SALE NOW

not on sale next week.

EARN A DEGREE

or don't.