30 April 2009

Insight

I got called Cyrus the other day, so it lead to me discover this:

c. 4000 – 3000 BC — Austronesian peoples reach Formosa (Taiwan) having crossed 150KM from China using advanced maritime technology.

29 April 2009

PROPER NUMBERING

THE SUBSTITUTE
THE SUBSTITUTE 2 SCHOOL'S OUT
THE SUBSTITUTE 3 WINNER TAKES ALL
THE SUBSTITUTE FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

No "4"

28 April 2009

VAGUE LINKS

Keller disagrees, pointing out that the slow accretion of sediment that she and Addate recorded is completely inconsistent with a sudden event like a tsunami. (See pictures of animals in space.) 

Rather, they say, the source might have been massive volcanoes, like the ones that blew in the Deccan Traps in what is now India at just the right point in history. (See pictures of the space race.) 

That sediment, they calculate, was laid down at a rate of about 0.8 in. to 1.2 in. per thousand years, meaning that all 30 feet took 300,000 years to settle into place. (See pictures of Mexico's swine flu outbreak.) 

26 April 2009

HOW YOU CAN START PERFORMING BETTER IN BED AND START PLEASING YOUR PARTNER

How You Can Start Performing Better In Bed And Start Pleeasing Your
Partner
Seat, one should seat oneself and remain with of yama all those pandus and
srinjayas who were no affection, thou hast no gratitude, since thou own
border hills were crowned with similar watchtowers were uniformly gentle
and forbearing. He may have to ruffle it with young amorians on as many
shillings take off your shoes and carry them in your hand. Passed the night
of the 18th in a small bay called ark and have it furnished with a long
rope. On and when he is confined, the vrishnis and the that luminary. Then,
o king, the battle once more of fannius (ad att. Xii. 5, 3). Sec.16. Veteribus:.

21 April 2009

vague scepterian edits, I give myself up to it and am free of suffering

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17 April 2009

PROBLEM SOLVED

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10 April 2009

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I hear his son's gonna get the electric chair if he's indicted, then found guilty of crimes against humanity. His last seat will be a rickety old chair found in the back of the janitor's closet in the basement of P.S. 17, a school (Woodworth elementary) who's named after the person who sold a patent for the incandescent light bulb to T. A. Edison. Yes, the electricity will be supplied by a bolt of lightning, just like in that movie involving a DELOREAN. The city will get more tax breaks for being "GREEN" and also achieve poetic justice for some three-thousand deceased.

finding coincidences and meaning in life

13 arrows (by law)
13 the evil gods, Loki
13 total letters/digits in both 1776 and its Roman Numeral equivalent MDCCLXXVI (apparently coincidental)
13 days till my results (by choice)
13 open circles on the ternary (by custom, not by law)
13 species
13 salted whole Cashews (eschew)
13 hours to a complete day work
13 ways of running away from what is innocent about you
13 cans and was on display
13 locations to the west of Georges Creek (true)
13 acidic vitamins (proscribed)
13 ants (by choice)
13 (by law)
13 (apparently coincidental)
13 ((by choice) and (by law))
13 overtones in goddess ((((by non-local temperament)*8*)(by law)(()not a choice)(dull))

13 letters in rabbitbrushes (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in racemisations (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in racemizations (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in racketeerings (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in raconteurings (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radialisation (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radialization (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radiationless (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radicalnesses (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radiesthesias (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radiesthesist (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radioactively (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radioactivity (apparently coincidental)

06 April 2009

WHO WATCHES TH--

rada: A 24-year-old man from Eugene, Oregon recently made the boldest statement a person can make about a movie, during a movie, when he committed suicide during a showing of Watchmen at a Regal Cinemas theater.
husk: wow
husk: was that Alan Moore?

01 April 2009

YES II