INTERVIEW WITH RADA

Husk interviews fellow Equivocalists

husk: you available?
rada: sure
rada: 4:20 MAN! i'm tuning out man!
husk: what?
rada: j/k
rada: what's up?
husk: when was the last time you played Lemmings®?
rada: 9 years ago?
rada: wait....no, i've never played lemmings.
husk: is Dr.Phil really concerned with ratings?
rada: he's more concerned with making women cry, so yes, he must be concerned with ratings.
husk: have you ever caught anyone pleasuring themselves?
rada: no person, but i have caught numerous dogs licking themselves.
husk: will there be an end to Holiday/Christmas movies featuring Vince Vaughn?
rada: No. As he gets older, the amount of those movies will increase exponentially until we all shove tootsie rolls into your eyes and ears.
rada: the only candy i could think is was tootsie rolls
husk: LIES ALL LIES
husk: so, Fission track dating?
husk: 'sup with that
rada: it's a way to date shit. you ever date anything that was over 10 million years old?
husk: were you ever under the impression that you broke your penis during intercourse, given that you've had any?
rada: yes, no, i...thing is....
rada: no. i thought i lost my dick inside a vagina once, but i think that just says something about my deep-seeded fear of vagina dentata
husk: why is LOST season 2 superior to every other LOST seasons to date?
rada: i don't watch LOST you depressing fuck
husk: YOU'RE depressed
rada: you've reminded me that i don't have a TV and that I don't even have the will to download TV shows. it's more a breath of fresh air than anything else.
husk: what would be the title of your autumn blockbuster Horror Comedy?
rada: Piranha Punch. It would involve a specific type of piranha that only attacks menstrating females. It's star Rob Schneider as a camp counselor who discovers these fish were brought over from south america by some crazy biologist
husk: plants... how obvious
husk: k we're done
rada: you picked the worst time.....my brain is fried
husk: makes it even better
rada: lol
rada: piranah punch?
rada: god....that's horrible