Linving conditions of the hope of our nation's future

'Being an "industrial town" without any actual industry to speak of, the Greater Binghamton area is full of houses and apartments that were "very nice in their day." Unfortunately, that day is not today or even a day in the last quarter century. Yet some of these domiciles are still quite "charming," which is a term used by polite people as a substitute for the more accurate terms "shitty" and "vermin-ridden." But you might as well face facts and just realize that barring a small miracle, you will be living in a rathole in a neighborhood full of houses and apartments just like yours. And since the only people who would live in these places are either students or crackheads, we'd better consider how exactly you plan to keep your person and your belongings safe.'

-Star Trek fan from Syosset Long Island trying to make commentary of general student life


"Stay away from those homies.....they're too loud and animated."

-previous trekkie's mother's concerned advice