PLANKTON

husk: 'sup?
rada: reading about a scientific FAIL
husk: ... The Bible?
rada: lol
rada: nah....this experiment to pump iron into a part of the ocean to sequester carbon
rada: iron would attract phytoplankton, which would built tiny shells and take up CO2 in the ocean
rada: then die, sink to the bottom....
rada: a little less CO2 in the oceans
rada: only problem is, these shrimps ate all the plankton
husk: so, still single?
husk: that's why.