The trail is warm.

I entered a dark smoke-filled room.

Felt like a scene from a movie minus the anchovies. Never cared for fish much. Dumb creature, they only remember 3 seconds.

Anyways, the moon was shining through the window piercing through the smoke like the holy ray of god purging... ...the unholy.

I could smell the faint scent of a woman. She had been here not too long ago.

I know it was her, she left her signature... ...the horrified face on her dead victim, laying on floor.

I ask myself why I even bother chasing her, I will probably end up dead.

Will it be all worth it?

Chase a bee and you might get stung...

bubbles > kraft dinner > break dancing > Spin Doctors

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Puffy. DP | You ever get that feeling? I mean, that feeling that I'm talking about, you ever get it? The feeling? That feeling I'm refering to? You ever get that? Ever had that feeling? You know that feeling there when you feel it? It feels like it's something you're about to feel and/or you're feeling right now, y'know? Ever got the feeling that, you're about to feel it; to feel what you're really about to feel or what you're feeling right at the moment of feeling that you've felt? Like feeling that you're getting exactly that feeling feels like when you finally feel it or that you're about to feel that you will most likely one day feel it while feeling? I haven't.

Snobby nightlife sluuntry

women aringles at once. The band ultimately released a double. Self-ugh. Is there a bar arounde equal to mggest hangover in years and the area's water had been cut; I didn't have astress. I'm still fascinated by silkscreening. Frank Siy lose steam, productive morning though. Something in bold. My spot's closed natra and Tommy Doen. Enjoy your stay. Bill Hicks hates my marketing plts are kila ng the countdown. Never cared much for Yogi. Told Troll he was a scout. I still have FunkShoi's motorola charger. Watched 1/3 of th. JoeBloggz is rdy. Skullfisher is the messenger you all meant. Dystopian literature and/or Faux Faux. "The Horse Whisperer" made me mad as hell; it was really just about cheating (grass looks grgured you would've gotten the hint by now. EVILA Hexes. How awesome was The Subeener on the . ll just anit someone else's office, an eCigarette would help my productivity without that nasty second hand smoke. I enjoy telliRaichu / Shoe. Silverhang people in the city that they smared to a Turtle's shell; you're in it. 7 different business carone who can't give you any money (ie: a person sans doorbell). Oddly enough, mharger. Watched 1/3 of the tas hell; it was really just about cheating (grass looks greener on the moment). Theop of thd" fails. You gotta give Scrubs Season 9 a chance / Cougar Town is the new Scrubs though. It's raining stress. I'm still fascinated by silkscreening. Fra that one online. We'll "leak it". So it is now two singles at onc aimez pas ça du stoner au Québec? He who laughs last... is slow. Apparently the Montreal subway system has its own morgue. Sometimes

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I don't smoke pot, or crack (nor lip balm). My left speaker's been causing problems. I'm in a involuntary mono world. Mono-lingual or Hetero-lingual? - DP. Robert Kirkman's "The Walking Dead" tv pilot for AMC starts filming in May. I'd cast Josh Holloway as Rick. AC Transit Bus Fight - I am a Motherfucker :: indeed he is. Doesn't matter who started that fight really, the older guy walked away from the problem at first. MC Ambalamps went looking for it. Could've been a white/latino Thug Life doing his thing instead, doesn't matter, race isn't an issue here and I don't condone violence but there's only one language these zero-contributing idiots understand. And the girl filming the whole thing is almost the worst part of the video. MLK is spinning in his grave. Bravo. It's a really ugly black stereotype but it does exist (same for all races, except for sweeds). Mockup.psd Dragon Quest VIII. A hooker named Rocket Skates / www.gunsrazorsknives.com. Pac-Man / Pac-Woman / TuPac. Pichu / Pikachu / Raichu / Shoe. Silverhawks had one really depressing time travel episode, if I remember correctly, I gotta check that out again. 100 Bullets ended so abruptly... still don't know what to think about it. The whole series starts at the end of a much better story, doesn't it? Maybe that's the genius of it all but you can't spend ten issues focusing on one character just to tie it all up in three. We really need The Minutemen by Vertigo. Snobby nightlife sluts are killing whats left of male chivalry, ruining it for the good girls. You can pray to Allah in Canada, but that's pretty much it -- you can just pray to him, the rest of that caveman shit you can leave at home. I don't believe in any of that shit, so I can decide that you're the infidels. If in turns out that we are the Great Satan, then why the fuck do you walk among us? Still waiting on that second visit from the Jehovahs -- I found several people they can help, but they're homeless. Let's see how Jehovah's will is ready to step in for someone who can't give you any money (ie: a person sans doorbell). Oddly enough, my doorbell has never worked. Your stupid fucking Gods work in myserious ways. LOL JESUS!!

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Smoke break :: BONUS MID-DAY POST. Hey all you 7 followers. This is the part of the day where I usually lose steam, productive morning though. Something in bold. My spot's closed for the weekend. Will wander. A movie series about people stuck in different rooms, kinda like Cube I guess, but without the retard. But this is more like a house, an old house, and they're kinda bricked in. I assume there would be paths and puzzles (and toilets, food drops -- "SAVE POINTS, HUSK?" YES kinda). You could group some together, or some would eventually meet. One dude would simply stay still and rip apart the walls 'til there was nothing left to rip. Y'know, mysteries. I like mysteries. Levels. The door that came. I don't care for that whole "gamemaster" angle though, as if they were being watched. No no we don't want to go there. The whole cast should be really ugly too. Dunno. I'm sure there would be an outdoors too, but a seculded one that just leads to other sections or something. I have a thing for mansions and gardens. Wasn't that the appeal for MYST? Who built that shit? And you're alone. Knowhatimsyin? Pro-Ho was me all along, by the way. Mysteries.

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No eCigarette starter kits in the mail, figured you would've gotten the hint by now. EVILA Hexes. How awesome was The Substitute last night? Third printing. I like to point. Condo Girl na na na na na na Condo Girl. (c) Pats sent me to that site where you shuffle a video chat with random users. Apparently it's been overrun with masturbating old men. //Avoid!// It's not that I don't enjoy "Heligoland", I do, but you expect a certain mood from a band that always delivered a certain mood. I_______a. Would not why / If so then should. I want to keep posting sporadically on Equivocal 'til I'm 65 (given that I get to 65). Or further down the line where senile posts may actually be coherent. [obligatory pop culture reference] So Mario 3 never happened. I know most of you recall the yellowness of the cartridge -- not unlike an album's color scheme -- but here we had an advance copy at a local corner store, the famicom version which they labeled SM4. You see yellow and I see chessboards. Much better, isn't it? Two words: BOLTED DOWN. Laisse faire, 'sti.

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Canadian warnings on Cigarette products are now almost 15 years old. Surely the stats have changed since then. And those fucking kids pleading not to be "poisoned"; odds are they're on drugs or emulating Puffy by now. It was the morning of my biggest hangover in years and the area's water had been cut; I didn't have anything to drink that wasn't alcohol free. Even the plumbing tries to teach me a lesson. I'll have a tiny gray roomate in March for a week. JoeBloggz is rdy. Skullfisher is the messenger you all shot. Vous aimez pas ça du stoner au Québec? He who laughs last... is slow. Apparently the Montreal subway system has its own morgue. Sometimes you don't feel like having an Almond Joy or a Mounds. Baccarrat is **'s father / he was 'captured', so to speak, by Nuova Roma long ago. Blood Debt 6: It's Payback Time, Again. This time, they're gonna pay... again. With interest. Oh my god, the song leaked! It was leaked, therefore it was given / not a leak but a web single. The song everyone hesitated to use as a single. We'll just release that one online. We'll "leak it". So it is now two singles at once. The band ultimately released a double. Self-ugh. Is there a bar around here? Yeah. I don't like Flash Mobs / Agenda Crowds.

I LIKE TO POINT

husk: on all my pics that night, i kept pointing at things
husk: i like to do that apparently
joebloggz: i like pointing
joebloggz: it's semi-aggressive
joebloggz: like
joebloggz: NO, I DIRECT YOU
joebloggz: YOU LOOK WHERE I POINT. YOU SHOOT WHERE I POINT
husk: i think thats what i get out of it too
husk: at least my eyes are in the same direction
joebloggz: its cool, too cause it s like
joebloggz: it could be anything
joebloggz: but people know you're the one people are paying attention to
joebloggz: "oh, hes pointing. hes the leader."
husk: i like to point
husk: yes
husk: i am the leader
joebloggz: i was walking thru the bar the other night and someone was pointing right at me doing that
joebloggz: then i realized he was giving someone directions
husk: damn, you can't let him out-point you
joebloggz: i didnt, he was ugly.
joebloggz: so i won
joebloggz: if youre gonna point
joebloggz: it helps to wear a nice suit
husk: well yes and no, but its like you said, you just can't be ugly and point
husk: wasted-ugly while pointing is fine
husk: i have several points to make when im drunk, while pointing
joebloggz: i agree

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I was asked if smoking was my only bad quality -- I replied that I have many bad traits but smoking ain't one of em'. I live in a metropolitan area, you can't see the top of the buildings when the smog hits; everybody smokes. Troll and I turned 30. My next two immediate photoshop works include a mirrorball and a John Deer tractor (respectively). Sade's "Soldier of Love" succeeds where Massive Attack's "Heligoland" fails. You gotta give Scrubs Season 9 a chance / Cougar Town is the new Scrubs though. It's raining stress. I'm still fascinated by silkscreening. Frank Sinatra and Tommy Dorsey would agree. My friend is having mortgage/grant issues despite a perfect credit rating; I'm considering selling tons of drugs. Old sailor/poets and their teenage lovers; you're still a ped*phile even if you're on water. I was about to start new projects but the correction emails are coming in. Would go on. Update: I was just referred to as The Chosen One.

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If I were to work at someone else's office, an eCigarette would help my productivity without that nasty second hand smoke. I enjoy telling people in the city that they smoke too; you walked next to a bus today? you smoked. Woody Woodpecker? Really? Way too many 'pecker' references in there for a childen's cartoon. Seinfeld had it all wrong, Woody was a red-eyed asshole. I see myself as a bit of a Seinfeld; my friends all drop by after work (I don't have a George though). Rada on the Fluffers; "perfect music for eating muffins". I still lol. Picture of lesbians having fun in the subway (eat fresh). Montreal was the new Seattle for at least three or four minutes. Soon as Spin said it, it was over. Have you been claimed? Never really knew what 'clamy hands' meant. Dystopian literature and/or Faux Faux. "The Horse Whisperer" made me mad as hell; it was really just about cheating (grass looks greener on the moment). Then Scarlet Johansen did "He's just not that into you" and all was forgiven. REALLY forgiven. My buddy J** says that the only lyric you need for Hardcore/Metal is FORSAKEN. I've never seen "Crocodile Dundee 3" -- was it really a reboot -- with the same actors? "Crickey! Buildings again! This is a knife, again!" Best "Croc 3" reference was from "The Dana Carvey Show" -- look it up. I don't work much on Fridays, no printer is gonna start a job on a Friday.

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I want to distribute eCigarettes. I want to smoke one in an airplane. Life can be compared to a Turtle's shell; you're in it. 7 different business cards on the desk. Both lightbulbs in the kitchen's ceiling lamp burned out last night - cooked spaghetti in the dark. Everyone should read Savage Dragon. The Marvel event of the summer that will change the X-Men FOREVER ... until another creative team decides that it won't. Just dodged a major domain related bullet. The 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics, sans snow. As you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk -- although if you were to tell by my high pitched whine, you might think otherwise. Pixar's UP made me cry. I sold some ink pieces in 2006 and I can see now that some strokes are fadding fast -- no refunds. Marie-Maryse Marrianne «devenir moi». Philippe-Antoine Maximillien «serai-je». Phillippe D'Mai «moi; la vie». Months where the contracts seem low, I start to take various jobs and I always end up biting off more than I can chew. #LearnDamnIt L'enfer pour moi serait d'être enfermé dans un café-socio pour l'éternité. For a while there, it really seemed as though ALF was gonna make a comeback. The Winslows were the worst parents in the world. The next LOST episode is called "The Substitute" -- an ode to Treat Williams (or Tom Berrenger, or Ernie Hudson).

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I want an eCigarette. Life can be compared to a microwave; the Gods can push that open button at any time during the countdown. Never cared much for Yogi. Told Troll he was a scout. I still have FunkShoi's motorola charger. Watched 1/3 of the Lord of the Rings. Got one two bottles of single malt scotch for my birthday; someone b a drinker! I also got a Dreamcast and tons of games to go with it. Day of deadlines both pending. The roads less travelled... must suck. Welcome to Canada! Here in our country, women are equal to men. Enjoy your stay. Bill Hicks hates my marketing plans / one day, I will stop for him. Rada is not gay (anymore). Ohgimmesomebeer's posts have been popping up in search results. "Dan Akroyd Fat" and "Alcoholism" are still the most popular keywords that bring people over here. No more posts in February.

Funny man Larry Zeller

You should never cut Sopressata on a waterbed.

it's true what they say. every kiss begins with Khey.

SAVAUGEEE FAUSCIST CAPITAULISTTT, and basted in a light hollandaise sauce.

Hey! Is there ecstasy in that Jello?

Men shouldn't shimmy.

PAUPULAR ICONZ are a deep seeded object of my desire.

EYE'VE BIN IN EWE, LOWERED TWOMARROW.