Pedro's thoughts
"The chives were fragrant, flowering bulbs wafts, toe-path along the river offered bumblebees and black flies for avoidance/annoyance. Tripped, disemboweled, scented irresponsibility."
30 April 2008
29 April 2008
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28 April 2008
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À QUESTION IDIOTE
Trois p'tits coups sur la plafond de ta chambre etc. The relation between the Roman politico-catholic upheaval and the 80s parent protest over cartoon violence in the box office failure that was the Transformers movie; NEEDS MORE DYING ROBOTS (as seen in the story boards).
LINK EXCHANGE / DOOR TO NO-TIME
troll: i dont get it, i show you something genuinely funny and you retaliate with pictures that make cringe and feel awful inside.
husk: you feel awful inside?
husk: the hell did you eat?
troll: that fat girl, uuuuuuuughndkanfdakd UNHGhdlkfjas'
husk: sometimes, despite the intent, an "ugh" is inevitable
troll: i think sometimes 'ugh' can be more powerful than any other variation of the word. (eg. UNGH, UGH etc.)
husk: SOME GUY FINDS AN OLD DOOR IN THE WOODS -- HE STEPS INSIDE AND HE IS TELEPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE TIME DOESN'T EXIST
husk: IT DOES BUT, LIKE, THERE'S NO CLOCKS
husk: a simple "ugh"
husk: is a desperate sigh of pain
husk: unnnghhh is less powerful but still as painful
husk: SO THE GUY'S LIKE "WHAT TIME IS IT HERE?" AND EVERYONE ELSE IS ALL LIKE "YOU GOT ME THERE, BUDDY"
husk: AND HE JUST CAN'T KEEP TRACK
husk: SO HE GOES BACK THROUGH THE DOOR
husk: AND HE FINDS OUT IT WAS 8:18pm ALL ALONG
husk: AND PM.DAWN IS THERE WAITING TO TELL HIM THAT
troll: THE END IS NIGH
husk: IT'S CALLED "THE DOOR TO NO-TIME WITH PM.DAWN WAITING BACK HOME"
husk: ugh
24 April 2008
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22 April 2008
THE DOor that came [part 13]
THE DOOR THAT CAME SEASON 2 | ROMAN RHETORIC | A vague JESUS would've left his disciples a platte of six different fruits and said "these are my mittens... contemplate that" and all today would be spared several dilemmas. Oh rejoice thee something whilst I contemplate my knowledge made of citrus. Va savoir -- vas-t'en. Fuck Dumas, fuck you. Sérieux. This veil of angst I wear is due to the fact that I've chosen upwards when I'm obviously all about things that might go down. I've seldom something in a phrase that would require seldomings. Bewildered by my own complacency, I ain't lying. Vous n'êtes pas seul à fumer cette cigarette -- vous n'êtes pas seul à fumer cet autobus non-plus. It doesn't make it any better but at least it gives common sense the push it drastically needs. Remaining orificially-selective in those rare occasions where I felt more aroused than Sade's "Cherish The Day" intro could ever evoke. And that's saying something. Above, fires and riots; Montrealers trash the city. Rebelious/idiotic hockey fans loot all nearby Foot Lockers while the neighboring record stores wonder where the interest went. Cop cars set ablaze under a rain of broken glass. Na na na na na. Give opportunistic redneck jocks a stick, blades, a puck and a river of semi-final dreams... many a girlfriend beaten on that night. Where is higher than city streets and their glory fires? Commercial lots and sexism stickers await.
God's real e-mail address?
rumored to be: have_a_little_faith_in_me_0000@aol.com
not suprised! the guy is still using AOL!
Chocolate milk sales drop 3% this year
Who cares if it's overated? what are you gonna drink with your grilled cheese in the morning? vodka? are you f**** kidding me? retarded I think so. Alcoholic? just a supposition.
read the full article here
21 April 2008
"IM CONVOS" stirring up trouble for Equivocal
"Answerer 2
I just googled ur txt n its from equivocalists.blogspot.com - no idea how u block em all tho! Sorry!
And I think the language is Turkish - probaby not gonna help u much tho!"
It's not FROM us you retard....
GOOD TRY, "THO"!
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The Yahoo!Answers rere page
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LAST NIGHT'S SECRET ADVENTURE
I now have the ability to pump a girl so furiously that she screams and cum in excitement.
20 April 2008
Something in your monkey
Something must have happened
It's likely to have changed
and on the cars you see ahead,
shooting you in the air
and up to your room
taking it and never giving in
Remember when you turned me down,
And now you want to try
Remember when you did it again,
That you used to cry
Something must have happened
It's likely to have changed
It's a guarded placement
ammunition train
So holed up in your room
Taking it and never giving in
17 April 2008
did you know...
take a look, it's in a book..a reading rainboooow!
okay, so today im extra gassy and the black coffee isnt helping. That's right. im about 1 inch away from having a turtle head skidmark the hanes his ways.
anyway, today's special "Did you know?" Is brought to you by the Americans. Still the best country in the world, even tho it sucks pretty hard. That says something about europeans and canadians in particular i think.
Did you know...
Husk pronounces equivocal "eeky-vocal"
He's a straight up retard. Without the retard strength. Tough break, re-re.
Did you know...
Apple's Keynote '08 is an exceptional program that blows power point out of the water?
You can even export to PDF, Flash, Html. '09 versions are expected to cure cancer..then give it back.
Did you know...
Metrosexuals have been out of the news for a while? Did the fad die? Are all men metros now? Is it a given that nobody really cared? Did they ever exist? Did you know that Husk is a metro?
A retard metrosexual.
Did you know...
One is morally obligated not to do anything impossible
Did you ks;fthe word "nothing" has 2 meanings, that cause trouble when confused: I will define "nothing" as a lack or emptiness. Or, I will define "no thing" as "of all things, none of them". Nothing is a thing, but no thing is not. Thus "A ham sandwich is better than nothing and nothing is better than complete happiness thus a ham sandwich is better than complete happiness" fails because the 2 meanings are confused. It should read: a ham sandwich is better than nothing and no thing is better than complete happiness. The conclusion is now no longer possible.
16 April 2008
hummm...
I guess if you can give a decent handjob, you can play the zelda theme song on a theremin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJYho56INKU
Note, try to play along with the person... 2 handed handjob action is actually harder than it looks.
15 April 2008
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14 April 2008
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lay down and tear.
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Sometimes, the only thing that can really bring you down is the theme from Cheers -- they're not always glad you came, upping tabs and wasting away life -- they only know Frasier's name 'cause he saw potential in Niles and got out of there before the ship sank.
13 April 2008
Rick Kringle
Hi fucks. The only thing I liked was the vagina bed idea. I get to sleep in the middle. no fair!! right? You guys can have the fringes and I also get the soft underbelly area, no fair again. screw you, I'm still the quiet guy of the court who's getting all the King's pussy on the sly. I will forewarn that i'm prone to bolting upright from a dead sleep and screaming at the mexican paint crews.
Looky here, if I wasn't balled and chained to a Hungarian I'd be out in the city, looking for things to destroy in the name of the old school.
Conclusion. I'm proud to be a not so productive member of this, the third greatest blog in history. I'll be in NYC in July for 5 days food, drink and feet. I have created several spray paint stencils that suggest Radagast's whereabouts. I will plaster these images all over the city, chumming for Tuna. If he shows, he gets nothing except blank stares from four skidders staying at a shitty hotel, deal with it.
Enjoyable.
10 April 2008
Troll facts
if i had a lot of time of my hands like that guy with the destroyer, id build a giant vagina bed
07 April 2008
whenifelodamedor
Troll (8:50:10 PM) : http://www.husk.isgay.com/
Husk(8:50:35 PM) : your.attempt.isgay.com
Troll (8:50:49 PM) : Myspace.com officials and Federal agents were in shock this morning when Your Attempt was arrested at 2:30 am this morning for cyberstalking underage children. Attempt was arrested for using site to post sexual content to lure unsuspecting children in. The FBi was called in because Attempt used the internet to find the victims over the internet.
Husk (8:51:21 PM) : whenifelodamedor
04 April 2008
TOP 5 THINGS LYING AROUND ON MY DESK
5. 14 empty coffee mugs (incl. 2 espresso cups)
4. 5 empty packs of Player's® Rich cigarettes
3. an empty Febreeze™ candle box (linen & sky)
2. an empty bottle of Vivolo red wine ('05)
1. an empty Wenger bag, the maker of the genuine swiss army knife
03 April 2008
I’ve been imprisoned on the moon
I have learned what truth denies.
I drank the teardrops from her eyes.
I surrendered much too soon.
But I have sailed upon the boat
That flew when there was room to float.
And I drank out of the magic urn.
And I have slept inside the shade
encircled by the love we made.
And I have kissed the face of dreams.
And I have smiled inside the storm
reaching higher to keep warm.
I’ve known love and love has won.
I burned my fingers on the sun.
02 April 2008
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01 April 2008
Troll facts 04 i guess...
husk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw
Troll: thats amazing...
Troll: my two favorite things; rick astley and the muppets.
Troll facts 05? (i can't remember)
Troll: oh man, thank god i didnt do that.
Husk: do what?
Troll: well, it was gettin late, waitin on this shipment, usually i leave around 4pm. but you know, when time comes to rise in the name of my father's company. well i sorta gotta represent.
so im here waiting. meanwhile, i smoked a joint and came up with the idea of filming myself singing rick astley's - never wanna give you up (rick roll'd).
So i did, but fortunetely for me, photobooth stops recording after you move to another application. i had a lyrics page open, the video and photobooth.
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31 March 2008
TABLETS/// SEX WITH FURNITURE
rada: WHORES FROM THE SCORPIO CONSTELLATION
rada: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/31/kofels_asteroid/
rada: that's some freaky shit
husk: likewise: http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-picnic-man-charged-with-screwing-a-patio-table/
rada: that's crazier than the story about the guy fucking a pumpkin in a pumpkin patch
husk: its awesome that he got arrested
husk: i mean, he's gonna be the patio-fucker forever
husk: forget being invited to bar-b-q's anymore
rada: lol
husk: + he has kids, that's even better
husk: school torment on the menu tomorrow
rada: yea.....he might rape someone's chair
husk: seems to be into tables (litterally) but who knows
rada: someone will have to pay for their child therapy
husk: and new lawn furniture
rada: wait, i give you evidence that Sodom and Gomorrah is in reference to an asteroid crash and i get the patio-fucker in return?
husk: i saw that clay tablet article this morning, but i was just about to post that link right when you did
husk: no relation
rada: dah......ok
husk: though I'm sure he would fuck an assyrian clay tablet if he had one
rada: only if there was an Assyrian patio to do it on
rada: maybe the 2 are connected
rada: Sodom's sins led to the word "sodomy"
rada: but what about Gomorrah?
rada: maybe they all were fucking patio-furniture?
husk: it gets to a certain point where couch cushions just don't do the trick anymore
husk: that and, his wife I suppose
rada: ever fucked a pillow?
husk: not yet
rada: i did when i was younger. i used lube in a plastic shopping bag. it was pretty disappointing.
husk: i was about to post all this on Equivocal
rada: hahaha
rada: you still should
husk: by the by, you needed to strap the shopping bag with duct tape to create more of a solid entry
husk: so i heard
rada: oh
rada: yeah, that's probably what went wrong
rada: if i lose my arms some day, maybe i'll try that
FUCK CAPTAIN PLANET
troll: captain planet has a mullet
husk: its kinda funny that it never caught on
husk: y'know, kids didn't like it
husk: it's like kids rejected the planet's cry for help
husk: "fuck all this proactive shit, gimme fighting robots"
troll: but its very sad at the same time
husk: no it's funny
husk: and the mullet had nothing to do with it
husk: MacGuyver had a mullet and he saved the world for like 19 seasons
husk: granted those episodes must've cost like 20$ each to produce
old crush (limerence)
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"It's a good random accident. AND she's gotten all fat, which is heartening, somehow.
"then later I guess I got AIDS, etc. Well, 1 luv people!"
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28 March 2008
27 March 2008
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26 March 2008
Sign your name
"So in the end, we're fucked, because we're not smart enough to harness the power of the sun for all society. We're too stupid to figure that out, so we're fucked."
"I guess that's why I don't want kids, because I can't see myself exposing themselves to society's previous fuckups."
"Then you're selfish. Did our parents feel the same way when they were our age? They still had families and children. That's selfish of you to say."
"Our society has demarcating contrasts when compared to theirs. I can't imagine myself ever raising kids. At the present, it's something I've never considered; in that regard, I think I'm merely immature and not so much selfish."
"No, you are..."
"Ha! Well, I used to feel obligated to my grandparents to have kids...but really, consciousness evolves, so worlds collide when you reach back to previous generations like that. My reality will probably be different 10 year from now. So until then, fuck you and fuck kids."
isn't there something easier
joe bloggz: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/03/26/microwave.baby.ap/index.html
husk: not another one
joe bloggz: dude ONLY got 25 years
joe bloggz: for microwaving a FUCKING BABY
husk: there's a BUN IN THE OVEN
joe bloggz: why the fuck would you mcirowave a baby
joe bloggz: isnt there something easier
joe bloggz: like faking SIDS
husk: no popcorn
husk: Lost won't return 'til april
husk: numerous reasons
joe bloggz: fair
25 March 2008
Virginia is where I am, Pennsylvania is where I grew up.
In Virginia: people drive differently the pace is some sort of a cross between primal/smooth; checks seem to be used more often; the rocks are different, the hills roll differently around them, they break the surface differently, more like with the surface rather than in spite of it; there are cedar trees along the highway; there seem to be more crosses, but maybe they are Virginia Easter decorations or maybe not; the people seem more kind, they say have a nice day and seem to mean it more; there are no foreign cars; Kudzu is everywhere it looks like someone sprayed everything in gray silly string. Virginia! Its a Winner!
ROADBLACK
troll: what color will Roadblock be, white or black? i predict black. i dont want no Shipwreck. please.
troll: and no Serpentor
husk: who knows
troll: god knows
24 March 2008
Cringe and bar it
Purple skies fell onto maintenance eyes. Complaints were recorded, shelved, disguarded. Look at the aftermath of a crane-death. Vacate your premises for the collapse of a sentinal edifice.
20 March 2008
CAPS LOCK was at the door
husk: knock knock
husk: ... ?
troll: not answering the door
husk: knock knock
husk: knock knock
husk: knock knock
husk: knock knock
troll: 'pas de colporteurs'
husk: knock knock
husk: knock knock
husk: knock knock
husk: knock knock
husk: knock knock
husk: knock knock
husk: knock knock
troll: you get a 12hr ban
husk: knock knock
troll has gone offline.
17 March 2008
AIR BUD 5
"FUCKING AIR BUD IS AT IT AGAIN AS HE HELPS A TEAM OF HANDICAPED CHILDREN WIN AGAINST THE RUSSIANS IN A JUNIOR HIGH HOCKEY LEAGUE AND WACKY HIJINKS ENSUES!" A DOG CAN'T PLAY HOCKEY LOLZ GUESS AGAIN
The Village of Kamu
We have finally arrived. Denial is surrounding us. The kids are playing a weird game. A man aproaches. He smiles and gives me a flower. I can see through his lies. "Take me to the Elder" i order him.
As we approach the Elder's hut, we are followed by three daggerwolfs. They are whispering to each other. Unfortunetely, I never understood their strange language. Back to the matter at hand,
I slowly grip my katana and prepare for the confrontation. Echoes of kids laughter can be heard from within the hut.
Strange are the ways of the people of Kamu.
to be continued...
Troll facts 02
Husk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PcL6-mjRNk
Troll: cool, i think. defeats the purpose of interacting with our pets.
Husk: maybe just occupying him while we're away
Troll: Id strap that little boy to the slingshot
Troll: I hate kids
16 March 2008
no more crack
IF YOU'LL RECALL THE FROLICKING PREMONITION I ALLUDED TO LAST IT WASN'T SO MUCH A SUPERSTITIOUS UNEASE AS A "tall, skinny Hoops McKean running to klepto-cadaver feed." THAT'S THE HOUSE HE USED TO LIVE IN.
13 March 2008
uniting body and mind one weekend a month
retracted fine line coal mines
retracted lines in the coal mine
refracted mind to find the lines of the coal mine
lines are habits, habits are mind
mind is line in habit
habit is action of the line
to find mind habit the line
mind habits is trajectory to the space of habit of line
it is mind games when following the one to the fear
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STOP THE WORLD! I WANNA GET OFF!
1) Yasujiro Ozu -- Tôkyô monogatari (1953)
2) Ingmar Bergman -- Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957)
3) Federico Fellini -- 8½ (1963)
4) Jean-Luc Godard -- Week End (1967)
5) Robert Bresson -- Au hasard Balthazar (1966)
6) Michael Haneke -- Funny Games (1997)
7) Takeshi Kitano -- Sonatine (1993)
8) Steven Spielberg -- Schindler's List (1993)
9) Elem Klimov -- Idi i smotri (1985)
10) Giuseppe Tornatore -- Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1988)
the pharmacratic inquisition, using research done my john marco allegro
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Sam Shepard
solaris, die spieglemanufaktur, front row centre, i paint for the love of color
bitarruf tie-bay? yaani cohol ---do you know taybeh, the beer?
Frank freedom (blue drip)
11 March 2008
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10 March 2008
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GONE, GONE, GONE BEYOND, GONE BEYOND BEYOND, THE SHORES OF MAGENTA
09 March 2008
Cakewalking kills idleness (reprise)
A slight alteration of an old favorite.
One jagged rock hits the head of Sir Buenos Aries.
BA feels a shock
sips a packet of tea. Let us see whose hand is at work.
Strolling along the avenue
past a construction site could be deadly; easy disposal.
Cakewalk into the foundation: lost magnifying glass, old phone number (EV9-4999), #3.5 pencil, white conté crayon, small bones of a hamster, old soda bottle, fifty-two copies of Saturday Evening Post, religious and socialist pamphlets, grey overalls, many bottle caps and cigarette butts.
Idly passing the stash of fortunes, Sir BA is inquisitor, decider and murder
With hippy-strands of corduroy and acrylic.
Takes a handful of cement and shot-puts a cloud towards
aluminum siding separating site from street.
The demarcation slams a hard B flat. No one is around. Strike a match on his sole, say hello to Chesterfield.
Cakewalk back to the street: more butts and caps, same Saturday Evening Posts (take a Rockwell-gander), old wigs (brunettes, reds and blondes) one black one purple moustache, rusty lunchbox, discarded Eggo box, old sardine tins reflecting bending setting-red rays, lampshades, a box marked “bric-a-brac,” a small figure of a ninja, sixty-nine pieces of sheetrock, forty-eight sheets of sandpaper various grits, large barrels of water, starling and sparrow baths.
Mysterious hands exhaust the inquisitive, time to retire.
Sir Buenos Aries only drinks cocktails at café tables. Entranced
in the rays of the disappearing sun, cakewalking only delays inevitable inebriation. Downs amaretto orange, preening at the polarized glass. He thought how good
he looks while walking.
One second of decision brings BA down Amsterdam
to the entrance of Bitter Drake’s Fine Spirits. He’d ponder selling juniper tincture
to the kids of a private school. For a while,
he’d feel both pain and relief for passing down the art of slow-death.
Cakewalking kills idleness.
07 March 2008
06 March 2008
patriotz (were all)
went to the titty bar last night. just not any titty bar. ABCO. (Alaskan Bush Co.)
It's really terrible in that great way. For 1 dollar you can get a bush dive which is probably the most disgusting thing you'll ever experience in your life (and pay for it.) You put your head on the whore stage...and the bitch puts both of her knees on either side of your face and dangles her hooker cunt inches form your face then smashes her tits on them directly. some of them kiss you (blegghh) some of them do other things. The main point is the put a dollar in front of your friends when the fat, particularly ugly ones come on. but don't put a dollar...but a 5 or 20 in front of him just to make sure she bugs him all night about private dances. beware of stripppers pulling your shirt up and slapping your stomach hard as fuck. there is an imprint of a hand on my tummy today and it hurts. you might say bad things happen to bad people and i would agree with you.
so then we went to a "xxx adult show" downtown. But it wasnt a strip club. they wanted 100 dollars to get in the door and it was past 2 AM. The girl who opened the door upon knocking because of the sign that read "knock and a model will be with you momentarily" (or whatever it said) wasn't that hot at all. and she acted like we didn't have 100 dollars to which we all rationalized..she's probably used to ugly, fat, old men and why would guys like us pay for sex. it was obviously a whore house, right? Probably. (Note to self: Don't wear swear shirts, even if they are from an upscale boutique and made of cashmere...everyone just thinks its a sweatshirt)
the best part was driving in the camaro over there. you know, get in character. camaros have really bad blind spots which concerned me.
I'm really tired today..not sure why.
WHERE WE HEADED? N 45˚ 22' 0" X W 73˚ 44' 57"
It's a long long way from here to there. There to here, on the other hand, ain't that long. I'm not being clever. Fuck you, it's early yet.
04 March 2008
Another socio-econo-political gap [for ron paul]
The Ramones music plays like pure pop to our ears now. It's hard to believe that their approach made people feel genuinely offput and shaken up back in their time.
Remember, the Ramones is as far back to the kids of today as the fuggin Glenn Miller Orchestra was to the Beatles. HA!
I ACTUALLY FEEL NOSTALGIA FOR THE KIND OF DISAFFECT THOSE LATE 70'S KID FELT. AT LEAST THEY HAD THE GUMPTION TO TURN IT INTO SELF-DESTRUCTION. KIDS TODAY ARE SO IMPOTENT AND NUMB ALL THEY CAN DO IS POINT IT OUTWARD IN THE FORM OF SHAMELESS CONSUMERISM. IT'S THE SAME WAY I FEEL NOSTALGIA FOR A KAFKA-VISION OF OFFICE ALIENATION. TODAY'S CUBICLE WORKER BEES HANG UP SELF-EFFACTING CLIPPINGS OF DILBERT AND WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF THEIR OWN BLAND MISERY.
you do realize that a lot of the apathy our young people feel, their obsession with the self, is created by the consumer culture we forward by shopping at costco and wal mart and target.
THAT OBSESSION WITH THE SELF STEMS DIRECTLY FROM THE UTTER FAILURE OF 60'S RADICALISM/UTOPIANISM
in other words:
the failure of idealistic liberals from the 60s...the manson family goes on a killing spree and everyone realizes that not every ideal is a good one
WHEN THE RADICALS HIT THE MASSIVE BRICK WALL OF THE POLICE AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, THEY TURNED INWARD CLAIMING, "WELL, IF WE CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD WE CAN AT LEAST WORK ON OURSELVES". ALL THE YIPPIES AND ALL THE RADICALS GOT MIRED IN SELF-HELP IDEOLOGY LIKE EST AND OTHER "NEW THERAPIES". THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY NEVER CAME OUT OF IT. EST WAS THE BIGGEST FUCKING JOKE AND IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE IT TOOK OVER THE NATION LIKE IT DID. THEN THOSE PEOPLE WENT ON TO VOTE FOR REAGAN, AND THEIR KIDS WERE THE FIRST GENERATION OF BLANKED-MINDS OF THE 90s.
The so-called Pepsi Generation....MTV generation...Gen X......what else is there?
THEIR CHIEF AXIOM [EST] WAS, "THE EXISTENTIALISTS SAID THAT LIFE HAD NO MEANING...WHICH IS TRUE....EXCEPT THE EXISTENTIALISTS MADE THE GRAND MISTAKE OF SAYING THAT THIS REALIZATION IN ITSELF HAD SOME KIND OF MEANING". EST CLAIMED THAT LIFE'S MEANINGLESSNESS WAS A FORM OF LIBERATION AND THAT IT WAS ONE'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FOCUS ONLY ON ONE'S OWN IMMMEDIATE HAPPINESS. THIS KIND OF THINKING TOOK THE NATION BY STORM AND WAS MANIPULATED BY THE REAGAN CAMPAIGN TO WIN A CONSTITUANCY.
This sounds like a lot of bullshit libertarian dogma to me.
THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN WAS HAMMERED WHEN THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION USED THE SAME TACTICS TO SECURE HIS 2ND TERM.
Wow, he's on a rampage that stems from sympathy of 70s punkers.
MY POINT IS SIMPLE, AN OUTLINE.....YOU CAN DRAW A SAD AND NOBLE LINE FROM FDR ALL THE WAY TO 1ST TERM CLINTON. THEN THE BUCK STOPS.
Pissed on my legs
Troll: Ever wake up to shit in the morning, so you sit on the bowl, and realise you have to piss too, but you have morning wood so end up pissing on your legs?
Husk: no
Troll: k, me either
Husk:lol, that was a bit too elaborate for a "me neither"
03 March 2008
Vocoee (real footage)
Real footage of the 1974 world series showing Brian "handsy" Sivel attempting and failing the
infamous Singaporean outlaw fast ball, The Vocoee. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocoee)
.
02 March 2008
MORE THAN MEETS YOUR EXPECTATIONS FROM A DOLLAR STORE TOY FRANCHISE KNOCK-OFF
This is a gray & red TRANSPORT®TRANSFORMER (the lack of plural makes it even less of a legal swipe). It transforms simply by bending over itself ... and by removing the arms and head ... then, I guess you could put those spare parts on the back of his truck legs and roll out.
28 February 2008
autonomous walking bridge
Autonomy is impossible without differentiation, which itself is not substance, but the force that creates the possibility to characterize substance as a singular substance among substances rather than the substance. However at any given time, substance is the condition through which it is itself produced. Ruts, paths, and rupture is the ceaseless substance that makes substance possible.
Maybe.
"On. Say on. Be said on. Somehow on. Till nohow on. Said nohow on.
Say for be said. Missaid. From now say for missaid.
Say a body. Where none. No mind. Where none. That at least. A place. Where none. For the body. To be in. Move in. Out of. Back into. No. No out. No back. Only in. Stay in. On in. Still.
All of old. Nothing else ever. Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
First the body. No. First the place. No. First both. Now either. Now the other. Sick of the either try the other. Sick of it back sick of the either. So on. Somehow on. Till sick of both. Throw up and go. Where neither. Till sick of there. Throw up and back. The body again. Where none. The place again. Where none. Try again. Fail again. Better again. Or better worse. Fail worse again. Still worse again. Till sick for good. Throw up for good. Go for good. Where neither for good. Good and all.
It stands. What? Yes. Say it stands. Had to up in the end and stand. Say bones. No bones but say bones. Say ground. No ground but say ground. So as to say pain. No mind and pain? Say yes that the bones may pain till no choice but stand. Somehow up and stand. Or better worse remains. Say remains of mind where none to permit of pain. Pain of bones till no choice but up and stand. Somehow up. Somehow stand. Remains of mind where none for the sake of pain. Here of bones. Other examples if needs must. Of pain. Relief from. Change of.
All of old. Nothing else ever. But never so failed. Worse failed. With care never worse failed.
Dim light source unknown. Know minimum. Know nothing no. Too much to hope. At most mere minimum. Meremost minimum.
No choice but stand. Somehow up and stand. Somehow stand. That or groan. The groan so long on its way. No. No groan. Simply pain. Simply up. A time when try how. Try see. Try say. How first it lay. Then somehow knelt. Bit by bit. Then on from there. Bit by bit. Till up at last. Not now. Fail better worse now.
Another. Say another. Head sunk on crippled hands. Vertex vertical. Eyes clenched. Seat of all. Germ of all.
No future in this. Alas yes."
Samuel Beckett, Worstward Ho
27 February 2008
on the other ocean
I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and you're a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology.
23 February 2008
It's a mess
found with the following insignia attached on lettuce parchment: "here is something that i feel is adequate for all of the dearest friends of *** to read. it is based upon trying to find an answer from a forgotten past.................read of that what you will."
The staircase was cold as I tumbled down the mess of heaving hearts on the Persian rug over mahogany drawers inside the lightly colored film of a cathode ray tube.
I was imitating the antics of a Charlie Chaplin, of a Buster Keaton caught on film, of a fortune’s fool/ follied by the frantic fingering of a ¬¬¬¬¬fellated Samuel Beckett.
I had seen the staircase before, tumbling down. The waiter at the bottom sometimes charged me reduced fair, sometimes a ticket for free, for you see, he knew me well. The waiter on the top would grant me wishes, if I could muster strength to stand, wishes based upon the fall through the brushes and yuppie contraband.
I was of course clad in yellow, green and black, snowy bottoms, straight up into my back. Oh, the rhythm of dissension, descending dreary eyes, down a dipped slope, desperate, a dead prize/ rears its head past mine. This sensual gossamer greets with voluptuous reprise, yet I know this titillation of omnipotent preparation will only cast me into ultimate demise.
I sleep inside the box, next to the rancid milk-hat which I call a Book of Journals. The Ideas inside, once so freshly brewed(?) straighten into curd, the curd I see is foul. I remain in a fickled, fickle. A Fickled, Fickle. I remain inside this Fickle. The curdled Ideas remain inside of the rancid milk-hat. This hat, the cap I had worn to many Little Bat ‘n Ball fiascos is a peculiar site. This same cap, the milk-hat which I call a Book of Journals, was at one time stolen from me by a Boricuan chump. I stood, idlely while the PR fiend threatened me and my other chumps with switch-blades, derisive jargon and, also, a clenched calf muscle. My cap was later found inside of the school yard, a mistaken booty. The clenched calf muscle of our assailant was the result of a penultimate prosaic trifle involving the purveyors that fed the misled assailant, observed by the fiend at a tender young age.
For assailant (assailants) they were. Next to my side, that assailant, whom had a sharp edge on life, stabbed the friend I used to have; I have since lost contact with his mind. They only robbed some flesh from his wounded, prostrate outline on the sidewalk. There was an outline on the sidewalk, sideways lain, concrete sidewalk with chalky, chalked up perimeter where my once and gone friend had lain. A payphone call away, the bodega beside where he lay, owner hollering, “Marcharse allá!” Inside the realm of dopamine forgetfulness, I recall Those Words whispered inside his mouth.
“You are just like everyone else. Get away, and follow that sheep.”
He goes to sleep, minutes before the ambulance arrives. He awakes three days later, feeling hunger, pain, post-traumatic stress, a need to urinate and his love for his father. I see him, my fiend assailed friend, only four times more. Graduation is a third time; random encounter in Chelsea is a fourth. I only glance at him on 10th Ave, I have long bade his prostrate body farewell. He walks past, realizes who I am, stops, blinks slowly, smiles and throws his long, thick curls above his maiden-polished forehead. I respond to his aura with, “I thought you were going to die,” from which I receive, “Let us agree that we all died.” His maiden besides him ushers him inside a cavity, a gallery of yuppie-disguise. I jet, away, from this encounter, dead, wondering how should I have been alright. I reach some corner, any corner, trot a waltz, peck into my shins and sing, “Luck Be A Lady Tonight.”
18 February 2008
17 February 2008
NATURE
rada: yes
husk: yes i know
rada: <-----gruh
husk: <--- ugh
husk: aw see, my arrow's shorter than yours
rada: i haven't emptied my sack into the toilet, yet
husk: it's bad to keep it in, you know
husk: does the wind hold back?
husk: no it blows at will
husk: so pee my friend, pee like the wind
rada: if wind were like pee, i'd go running around without my sanity
husk: see me, I'd just buy an umbrella
rada: i've set my urine free
rada: i have proclaimed emancipation
husk: just as GOD intended
16 February 2008
"My trip to Vally Forge"
This is an old song about the “
RE: EQUIVOCAL AUTISM
"its not even funny. its like that private joke that just agonizes whoever reads it"
15 February 2008
RUSE
NOW YOU SEE
THE PETALS MATCH
TOLLS FOR THEE
BECOMES A SNATCH
TIME TIME TIME TIME
IF THERE WAS NONE
LIKE LEMON SANS LIME
PREACHER DOIN' A NUN
13 February 2008
12 February 2008
shit hits the fan
Anthony Greenbank's cult book Survival in the City shows you how make your way through the urban jungle, with gritty black and white illustrations and a sense of impending peril around every corner. The urban survival handbook is not quite as popular as it once was (although Greenbank's book eventually morphed into the Book of Survival, and made its way into things like the low-tech library), we're now too cynical and jaded to look at this advice except through a fug of irony.
11 February 2008
08 February 2008
TOP 5 SPONTANEOUS WORDS TODAY ACCORDING TO TROLL
5. PISS
4. CLOCK
3. HAMSTER
2. CALIFORNIA
1. COMPATIBLE
07 February 2008
Superjail!
what John Stewart and Stephen Colbert say to their guests since being allowed back onto their shows, during the strike:
"THANK YOU....[privately to the guest] thank you so much for that. it was so great to speak with you, a leading intellectual in our modern world, on the show today....rock on, man."
Improv 
yes, with guests like this.....richard brookhiser? He is a preclude of the soon-to-be silver-screen return of The Joker
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or, is it the joker?
EEEECH!!!
or...is it....the
joker.....lol @ the warden? He's sorta a combination of the joker and willy wonka.
06 February 2008
Adventures thru a strip mall
nah, but onetime i smoked some weed behind a gas station and walked through an alley behind a wafflehouse and seen some cook dude fuckin a waitress.
true story.
"i need to work at target again"
The things you find on the bottom of your shoe, stuck to a piece of Winterfresh® gum
01:10:58 [ld ht] you really need a life
01:11:06 [ld ht] and coming from me, that's saying something
01:11:24 [Y TRCK Y] life?
01:11:27 [Y TRCK Y] what do you mean?
01:11:40 [Y TRCK Y] like meeting strangers on the internet and traveling hours to go see them?
01:12:53 [ld ht] the only people who actually give me shit about that are usually jealous about it honestly, no one else cares
01:14:09 [Y TRCK Y] lol
01:15:20 [Y TRCK Y] no
01:15:21 [Y TRCK Y] no
01:15:22 [Y TRCK Y] lies
01:15:23 [Y TRCK Y] lies
01:15:25 [Y TRCK Y] lies
01:15:29 [ld ht] shut the fuck up you idiot
01:15:33 [Y TRCK Y] no
01:15:59 [Y TRCK Y] i rememebr you met some girl and she called you fat and you were heartbroken and you got all depressed
01:16:23 [ld ht] if i told anyone i was depressed it was not because of that
01:16:34 [ld ht] you fucking moron
01:16:38 [Y TRCK Y] either way
01:16:42 [Y TRCK Y] you fail
01:16:58 [ld ht] fail what
01:17:02 [ld ht] that girl didn't call me fat
01:17:43 [ld ht] don't you pine for some older woman with kids anyway i don't see where this converastion is going
01:18:43 [Y TRCK Y] she isnt older
01:18:56 [ld ht] so she's your age and just a breeder?
01:19:06 [Y TRCK Y] about my age
01:19:25 [ld ht] gross out
01:19:28 [Y TRCK Y] and i dont pine over her
01:19:32 [Y TRCK Y] i love her
01:19:36 [Y TRCK Y] i cant control who i love
01:19:41 [Y TRCK Y] but i love and care for her
01:19:44 [ld ht] it's pinning
01:19:45 [Y TRCK Y] i cant help that
01:19:51 [ld ht] man shut the fuck up already
01:22:22 [Y TRCK Y] man
01:22:28 [Y TRCK Y] i need to meet new people
01:22:29 [Y TRCK Y] for reals
01:22:49 [Y TRCK Y] i need to work at target again
01:22:59 [Y TRCK Y] nice place to meet peeps
28 28 28 28 28 28
BIRTHDAY (MINE)
il n’est donc plus nécessaire d’insérer un coton-tige à l’intérieur du conduit urinaire
05 February 2008
TOP 5 REASONS THAT PREVENTED IT AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER
5. The audience was composed of relatives
4. There was a Rush Hour 2 poster on the wall
3. Past stains
2. Been there, done it
1. Pre-jac
VOTE OR DIE!!!!
Remember that slogan "vote or die" or was it "VOTE OR DIE!!!!"
did anyone actually die? (not including diddy's )
Today i voted the shit out of that machine. it wasn't really a machine. you get this piece of paper, you connect the center of a broken arrow..ahttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifnd that's it. you get like 27 options. you get 1 vote. i wonder how many people voted for candidates that dropped out of the race. it took 4 people to confirm my identity which was pretty fun. not as fun as the sticker they give you afterwards that says "Hey, I'm a projecting asshole - I voted today! I hope you feel guilty if you didn't."
It was a pretty eclectic mix of sexists women obviously voting for Hillary in their power suits. Then you had women in their sweatshirts and medical scrub pants who were probably voting for Obama or Hillary to cash in on that health care scam. Yes, it is a scam. Do you really want the government to manage your health care? LOLOlol. shit you morons deserve this if you think so. There were a couple of black people there who were overdressed (so was I)- remember when the airport or the mall were nice places. Everyone dressed up... You had to, you were going into public and it was important to be presentable. Then southwest and Old navy came to town..and people started wearing sweatpants into banana republic and neimans.
Then you had the Mccain people. Scary, angry, and very old. It was obvious the mccain people were counting the provisionals and etc. Big red shirts, cowboy hats. Rich wannabe rancher socialites who thinks terrorism is a real concern. (It's not) Any Romney supporters? Hard to tell, these guys dont stick out very much like the Ron Paul crowd. So that's all guesswork.
we have to pray hillary's neo-con policies dont take over. we have to hope obama actually has policies (someone told me yesterday one of his policies was "inspiration"), we have to try and be happy that Mccain will get beat by the previous two. We wonder if Romney ever had a chance. And we question why people are too ignorant to understand Ron Paul was the best man for the job.
May I just move to another country? Does Canada suck as much as Mccain claims?
31 January 2008
RE: CRRISSMUSSSALWAYZZMISSDUSS
SOMEBODY DONT KNOW HIS BUSY-NASS
DON'T HE DON'T HE DON'T
Son, you go out there n ya start PROFILIN'
SEE HOW EASY IT IS
PLAYA DONT PLAY LESS THE PLAYA GETS PAID
MEETCHA UP OUTTA HERE
IN DEM FRIENDLY STREETS
Y'ALL B LAUGHIN' AT
SEE YOU THEN
TOP 5 WORDS HEARD YESTERDAY DURING SOMETHING
5. FAXED
4. PLUMP
3. AFTERBIRTH
2. REGURGITATE
1. URETHRITIS
30 January 2008
Linving conditions of the hope of our nation's future
'Being an "industrial town" without any actual industry to speak of, the Greater Binghamton area is full of houses and apartments that were "very nice in their day." Unfortunately, that day is not today or even a day in the last quarter century. Yet some of these domiciles are still quite "charming," which is a term used by polite people as a substitute for the more accurate terms "shitty" and "vermin-ridden." But you might as well face facts and just realize that barring a small miracle, you will be living in a rathole in a neighborhood full of houses and apartments just like yours. And since the only people who would live in these places are either students or crackheads, we'd better consider how exactly you plan to keep your person and your belongings safe.'
-Star Trek fan from Syosset Long Island trying to make commentary of general student life
"Stay away from those homies.....they're too loud and animated."
-previous trekkie's mother's concerned advice
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