05 February 2008

VOTE OR DIE!!!!

Remember that slogan "vote or die" or was it "VOTE OR DIE!!!!"

did anyone actually die? (not including diddy's )


Today i voted the shit out of that machine. it wasn't really a machine. you get this piece of paper, you connect the center of a broken arrow..ahttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifnd that's it. you get like 27 options. you get 1 vote. i wonder how many people voted for candidates that dropped out of the race. it took 4 people to confirm my identity which was pretty fun. not as fun as the sticker they give you afterwards that says "Hey, I'm a projecting asshole - I voted today! I hope you feel guilty if you didn't."

It was a pretty eclectic mix of sexists women obviously voting for Hillary in their power suits. Then you had women in their sweatshirts and medical scrub pants who were probably voting for Obama or Hillary to cash in on that health care scam. Yes, it is a scam. Do you really want the government to manage your health care? LOLOlol. shit you morons deserve this if you think so. There were a couple of black people there who were overdressed (so was I)- remember when the airport or the mall were nice places. Everyone dressed up... You had to, you were going into public and it was important to be presentable. Then southwest and Old navy came to town..and people started wearing sweatpants into banana republic and neimans.

Then you had the Mccain people. Scary, angry, and very old. It was obvious the mccain people were counting the provisionals and etc. Big red shirts, cowboy hats. Rich wannabe rancher socialites who thinks terrorism is a real concern. (It's not) Any Romney supporters? Hard to tell, these guys dont stick out very much like the Ron Paul crowd. So that's all guesswork.

we have to pray hillary's neo-con policies dont take over. we have to hope obama actually has policies (someone told me yesterday one of his policies was "inspiration"), we have to try and be happy that Mccain will get beat by the previous two. We wonder if Romney ever had a chance. And we question why people are too ignorant to understand Ron Paul was the best man for the job.

May I just move to another country? Does Canada suck as much as Mccain claims?

1 comment:

wool and misc said...

hehehe, did you see that south park episode with Vote or Die? sosososo good.