patriotz (were all)

went to the titty bar last night. just not any titty bar. ABCO. (Alaskan Bush Co.)
It's really terrible in that great way. For 1 dollar you can get a bush dive which is probably the most disgusting thing you'll ever experience in your life (and pay for it.) You put your head on the whore stage...and the bitch puts both of her knees on either side of your face and dangles her hooker cunt inches form your face then smashes her tits on them directly. some of them kiss you (blegghh) some of them do other things. The main point is the put a dollar in front of your friends when the fat, particularly ugly ones come on. but don't put a dollar...but a 5 or 20 in front of him just to make sure she bugs him all night about private dances. beware of stripppers pulling your shirt up and slapping your stomach hard as fuck. there is an imprint of a hand on my tummy today and it hurts. you might say bad things happen to bad people and i would agree with you.

so then we went to a "xxx adult show" downtown. But it wasnt a strip club. they wanted 100 dollars to get in the door and it was past 2 AM. The girl who opened the door upon knocking because of the sign that read "knock and a model will be with you momentarily" (or whatever it said) wasn't that hot at all. and she acted like we didn't have 100 dollars to which we all rationalized..she's probably used to ugly, fat, old men and why would guys like us pay for sex. it was obviously a whore house, right? Probably. (Note to self: Don't wear swear shirts, even if they are from an upscale boutique and made of cashmere...everyone just thinks its a sweatshirt)

the best part was driving in the camaro over there. you know, get in character. camaros have really bad blind spots which concerned me.

I'm really tired today..not sure why.