did you know...

take a look, it's in a book..a reading rainboooow!
okay, so today im extra gassy and the black coffee isnt helping. That's right. im about 1 inch away from having a turtle head skidmark the hanes his ways.

anyway, today's special "Did you know?" Is brought to you by the Americans. Still the best country in the world, even tho it sucks pretty hard. That says something about europeans and canadians in particular i think.

Did you know...
Husk pronounces equivocal "eeky-vocal"
He's a straight up retard. Without the retard strength. Tough break, re-re.

Did you know...
Apple's Keynote '08 is an exceptional program that blows power point out of the water?
You can even export to PDF, Flash, Html. '09 versions are expected to cure cancer..then give it back.

Did you know...
Metrosexuals have been out of the news for a while? Did the fad die? Are all men metros now? Is it a given that nobody really cared? Did they ever exist? Did you know that Husk is a metro?
A retard metrosexual.

Did you know...
One is morally obligated not to do anything impossible

Did you ks;fthe word "nothing" has 2 meanings, that cause trouble when confused: I will define "nothing" as a lack or emptiness. Or, I will define "no thing" as "of all things, none of them". Nothing is a thing, but no thing is not. Thus "A ham sandwich is better than nothing and nothing is better than complete happiness thus a ham sandwich is better than complete happiness" fails because the 2 meanings are confused. It should read: a ham sandwich is better than nothing and no thing is better than complete happiness. The conclusion is now no longer possible.