TABLETS/// SEX WITH FURNITURE

rada: WHORES FROM THE SCORPIO CONSTELLATION
rada: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/31/kofels_asteroid/
rada: that's some freaky shit
husk: likewise: http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-picnic-man-charged-with-screwing-a-patio-table/
rada: that's crazier than the story about the guy fucking a pumpkin in a pumpkin patch
husk: its awesome that he got arrested
husk: i mean, he's gonna be the patio-fucker forever
husk: forget being invited to bar-b-q's anymore
rada: lol
husk: + he has kids, that's even better
husk: school torment on the menu tomorrow
rada: yea.....he might rape someone's chair
husk: seems to be into tables (litterally) but who knows
rada: someone will have to pay for their child therapy
husk: and new lawn furniture
rada: wait, i give you evidence that Sodom and Gomorrah is in reference to an asteroid crash and i get the patio-fucker in return?
husk: i saw that clay tablet article this morning, but i was just about to post that link right when you did
husk: no relation
rada: dah......ok
husk: though I'm sure he would fuck an assyrian clay tablet if he had one
rada: only if there was an Assyrian patio to do it on
rada: maybe the 2 are connected
rada: Sodom's sins led to the word "sodomy"
rada: but what about Gomorrah?
rada: maybe they all were fucking patio-furniture?
husk: it gets to a certain point where couch cushions just don't do the trick anymore
husk: that and, his wife I suppose
rada: ever fucked a pillow?
husk: not yet
rada: i did when i was younger.  i used lube in a plastic shopping bag.  it was pretty disappointing.
husk: i was about to post all this on Equivocal
rada: hahaha
rada: you still should
husk: by the by, you needed to strap the shopping bag with duct tape to create more of a solid entry
husk: so i heard
rada: oh
rada: yeah, that's probably what went wrong
rada: if i lose my arms some day, maybe i'll try that