Pedro's thoughts
"The chives were fragrant, flowering bulbs wafts, toe-path along the river offered bumblebees and black flies for avoidance/annoyance. Tripped, disemboweled, scented irresponsibility."
30 April 2008
29 April 2008
GIVEN THAT YOU'D KNOW ANY BETTER
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28 April 2008
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À QUESTION IDIOTE
Trois p'tits coups sur la plafond de ta chambre etc. The relation between the Roman politico-catholic upheaval and the 80s parent protest over cartoon violence in the box office failure that was the Transformers movie; NEEDS MORE DYING ROBOTS (as seen in the story boards).
LINK EXCHANGE / DOOR TO NO-TIME
troll: i dont get it, i show you something genuinely funny and you retaliate with pictures that make cringe and feel awful inside.
husk: you feel awful inside?
husk: the hell did you eat?
troll: that fat girl, uuuuuuuughndkanfdakd UNHGhdlkfjas'
husk: sometimes, despite the intent, an "ugh" is inevitable
troll: i think sometimes 'ugh' can be more powerful than any other variation of the word. (eg. UNGH, UGH etc.)
husk: SOME GUY FINDS AN OLD DOOR IN THE WOODS -- HE STEPS INSIDE AND HE IS TELEPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE TIME DOESN'T EXIST
husk: IT DOES BUT, LIKE, THERE'S NO CLOCKS
husk: a simple "ugh"
husk: is a desperate sigh of pain
husk: unnnghhh is less powerful but still as painful
husk: SO THE GUY'S LIKE "WHAT TIME IS IT HERE?" AND EVERYONE ELSE IS ALL LIKE "YOU GOT ME THERE, BUDDY"
husk: AND HE JUST CAN'T KEEP TRACK
husk: SO HE GOES BACK THROUGH THE DOOR
husk: AND HE FINDS OUT IT WAS 8:18pm ALL ALONG
husk: AND PM.DAWN IS THERE WAITING TO TELL HIM THAT
troll: THE END IS NIGH
husk: IT'S CALLED "THE DOOR TO NO-TIME WITH PM.DAWN WAITING BACK HOME"
husk: ugh
24 April 2008
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22 April 2008
THE DOor that came [part 13]
THE DOOR THAT CAME SEASON 2 | ROMAN RHETORIC | A vague JESUS would've left his disciples a platte of six different fruits and said "these are my mittens... contemplate that" and all today would be spared several dilemmas. Oh rejoice thee something whilst I contemplate my knowledge made of citrus. Va savoir -- vas-t'en. Fuck Dumas, fuck you. Sérieux. This veil of angst I wear is due to the fact that I've chosen upwards when I'm obviously all about things that might go down. I've seldom something in a phrase that would require seldomings. Bewildered by my own complacency, I ain't lying. Vous n'êtes pas seul à fumer cette cigarette -- vous n'êtes pas seul à fumer cet autobus non-plus. It doesn't make it any better but at least it gives common sense the push it drastically needs. Remaining orificially-selective in those rare occasions where I felt more aroused than Sade's "Cherish The Day" intro could ever evoke. And that's saying something. Above, fires and riots; Montrealers trash the city. Rebelious/idiotic hockey fans loot all nearby Foot Lockers while the neighboring record stores wonder where the interest went. Cop cars set ablaze under a rain of broken glass. Na na na na na. Give opportunistic redneck jocks a stick, blades, a puck and a river of semi-final dreams... many a girlfriend beaten on that night. Where is higher than city streets and their glory fires? Commercial lots and sexism stickers await.
God's real e-mail address?
rumored to be: have_a_little_faith_in_me_0000@aol.com
not suprised! the guy is still using AOL!
Chocolate milk sales drop 3% this year
Who cares if it's overated? what are you gonna drink with your grilled cheese in the morning? vodka? are you f**** kidding me? retarded I think so. Alcoholic? just a supposition.
read the full article here
21 April 2008
"IM CONVOS" stirring up trouble for Equivocal
"Answerer 2
I just googled ur txt n its from equivocalists.blogspot.com - no idea how u block em all tho! Sorry!
And I think the language is Turkish - probaby not gonna help u much tho!"
It's not FROM us you retard....
GOOD TRY, "THO"!
The IM CONVO in question
The Yahoo!Answers rere page
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LAST NIGHT'S SECRET ADVENTURE
I now have the ability to pump a girl so furiously that she screams and cum in excitement.
20 April 2008
Something in your monkey
Something must have happened
It's likely to have changed
and on the cars you see ahead,
shooting you in the air
and up to your room
taking it and never giving in
Remember when you turned me down,
And now you want to try
Remember when you did it again,
That you used to cry
Something must have happened
It's likely to have changed
It's a guarded placement
ammunition train
So holed up in your room
Taking it and never giving in
17 April 2008
did you know...
take a look, it's in a book..a reading rainboooow!
okay, so today im extra gassy and the black coffee isnt helping. That's right. im about 1 inch away from having a turtle head skidmark the hanes his ways.
anyway, today's special "Did you know?" Is brought to you by the Americans. Still the best country in the world, even tho it sucks pretty hard. That says something about europeans and canadians in particular i think.
Did you know...
Husk pronounces equivocal "eeky-vocal"
He's a straight up retard. Without the retard strength. Tough break, re-re.
Did you know...
Apple's Keynote '08 is an exceptional program that blows power point out of the water?
You can even export to PDF, Flash, Html. '09 versions are expected to cure cancer..then give it back.
Did you know...
Metrosexuals have been out of the news for a while? Did the fad die? Are all men metros now? Is it a given that nobody really cared? Did they ever exist? Did you know that Husk is a metro?
A retard metrosexual.
Did you know...
One is morally obligated not to do anything impossible
Did you ks;fthe word "nothing" has 2 meanings, that cause trouble when confused: I will define "nothing" as a lack or emptiness. Or, I will define "no thing" as "of all things, none of them". Nothing is a thing, but no thing is not. Thus "A ham sandwich is better than nothing and nothing is better than complete happiness thus a ham sandwich is better than complete happiness" fails because the 2 meanings are confused. It should read: a ham sandwich is better than nothing and no thing is better than complete happiness. The conclusion is now no longer possible.
16 April 2008
hummm...
I guess if you can give a decent handjob, you can play the zelda theme song on a theremin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJYho56INKU
Note, try to play along with the person... 2 handed handjob action is actually harder than it looks.
15 April 2008
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14 April 2008
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lay down and tear.
YOU WANNA GO WHERE
Sometimes, the only thing that can really bring you down is the theme from Cheers -- they're not always glad you came, upping tabs and wasting away life -- they only know Frasier's name 'cause he saw potential in Niles and got out of there before the ship sank.
13 April 2008
Rick Kringle
Hi fucks. The only thing I liked was the vagina bed idea. I get to sleep in the middle. no fair!! right? You guys can have the fringes and I also get the soft underbelly area, no fair again. screw you, I'm still the quiet guy of the court who's getting all the King's pussy on the sly. I will forewarn that i'm prone to bolting upright from a dead sleep and screaming at the mexican paint crews.
Looky here, if I wasn't balled and chained to a Hungarian I'd be out in the city, looking for things to destroy in the name of the old school.
Conclusion. I'm proud to be a not so productive member of this, the third greatest blog in history. I'll be in NYC in July for 5 days food, drink and feet. I have created several spray paint stencils that suggest Radagast's whereabouts. I will plaster these images all over the city, chumming for Tuna. If he shows, he gets nothing except blank stares from four skidders staying at a shitty hotel, deal with it.
Enjoyable.
10 April 2008
Troll facts
if i had a lot of time of my hands like that guy with the destroyer, id build a giant vagina bed
07 April 2008
whenifelodamedor
Troll (8:50:10 PM) : http://www.husk.isgay.com/
Husk(8:50:35 PM) : your.attempt.isgay.com
Troll (8:50:49 PM) : Myspace.com officials and Federal agents were in shock this morning when Your Attempt was arrested at 2:30 am this morning for cyberstalking underage children. Attempt was arrested for using site to post sexual content to lure unsuspecting children in. The FBi was called in because Attempt used the internet to find the victims over the internet.
Husk (8:51:21 PM) : whenifelodamedor
04 April 2008
TOP 5 THINGS LYING AROUND ON MY DESK
5. 14 empty coffee mugs (incl. 2 espresso cups)
4. 5 empty packs of Player's® Rich cigarettes
3. an empty Febreeze™ candle box (linen & sky)
2. an empty bottle of Vivolo red wine ('05)
1. an empty Wenger bag, the maker of the genuine swiss army knife
03 April 2008
I’ve been imprisoned on the moon
I have learned what truth denies.
I drank the teardrops from her eyes.
I surrendered much too soon.
But I have sailed upon the boat
That flew when there was room to float.
And I drank out of the magic urn.
And I have slept inside the shade
encircled by the love we made.
And I have kissed the face of dreams.
And I have smiled inside the storm
reaching higher to keep warm.
I’ve known love and love has won.
I burned my fingers on the sun.
02 April 2008
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01 April 2008
Troll facts 04 i guess...
husk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw
Troll: thats amazing...
Troll: my two favorite things; rick astley and the muppets.
Troll facts 05? (i can't remember)
Troll: oh man, thank god i didnt do that.
Husk: do what?
Troll: well, it was gettin late, waitin on this shipment, usually i leave around 4pm. but you know, when time comes to rise in the name of my father's company. well i sorta gotta represent.
so im here waiting. meanwhile, i smoked a joint and came up with the idea of filming myself singing rick astley's - never wanna give you up (rick roll'd).
So i did, but fortunetely for me, photobooth stops recording after you move to another application. i had a lyrics page open, the video and photobooth.
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