02 March 2010

Don't cha

pussycat dolls: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
husk: no, and I mean it's terribly presumptuous of you to think that you're hotter than my girlfriend. it makes you less attractive actually...
pussycat dolls: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
husk: again, you have no clue what I'm into -- odds are she's freaky enough for me if she's my girlfriend/lover, you know? and from my experience, you might talk the talk but you probably don't walk the walk, know what I'm saying? girls that look like pornstars don't behave like pornstars...
pussycat dolls: Don't cha, Don't cha
husk: no, really no. and it's "Don't you"...
pussycat dolls: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
husk: raw? as in, unkept? you don't shower or something? I'm not big on that, seriously...
pussycat dolls: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
husk: I don't consider your attempt to initiate any sort of infidelity fun at all.
pussycat dolls: Don't cha, Don't cha
husk: No, I really don't like sluts. Sorry.

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