Mice vs Gerbals

mice:
-cute
-squeaky
-you can pet them
-work well with computers... especially bluetooth ones.

gerbals:
-bigger than mice
-cute
-squeaky
-you can pet them
-can be used for anal sex games.
-do not work well with computers.

I'll have to say that even minus the computer usage, gerbals win here, most definetely.