mice:
-cute
-squeaky
-you can pet them
-work well with computers... especially bluetooth ones.
gerbals:
-bigger than mice
-cute
-squeaky
-you can pet them
-can be used for anal sex games.
-do not work well with computers.
I'll have to say that even minus the computer usage, gerbals win here, most definetely.
It was like a walking on hot coals. I don't know why she cared. It wasn't up to her to begin with. It does not matter, liquid with fill our veins, despite what she and the Mad King believe. I shall not waste any moment longer. The journey continues...
There is something to be said about The Spice Girls, I do not know what that is, and surely whatever it is isn't worth mentioning but there is something to be said, albeit silently, nevertheless.
"dude, i just made this bowl of noodles....and when i opened up the seasoning packet.....it smelled just like the bear exhibit at the san diego zoo"
"how do you know what a bear exhibit at the san diego zoo smells like? you been sneaking in after hours and shit?"
"i've been there...and i know what bears smell like"
prose on the hidden workings unbeknownst to the prosaic day-to-day denizen. From the Shackleford Collection
By the dreaded hypocrites day
a new retaliation was met (better safe than sorry)
a new wound was let
bled, rifle fire and sinisteur exaggerateur
said, raven’s beak sounded rogues’ death
Transcontinental cables lead Mafioso messages
Founded in the back of Wall St. offices on Labor Day.
Remember the carrion’s flesh, the raven’s passage?
The benefit plan gives the dying cow last year’s hay,
A narrow victory for a funeral pyre wedding.
"If god was god, why would he make anything BUT himself?
"god might have made the universe[...]but our thoughts are the master builders of the universe.
"we art as god does in heaven."
"I art a fool, so god must be a fool, too."
[dilapidated representation of flooded area]
Equivocal came in at #17 over at VLOG UK's Top 25 Blogs of 2007. Thank you to all the readers and have chairs for parked cars.
If I could come up with my own series of 80s action movies, I'd call it:
BLOOD DEBT
direct to video shit
no, direct to VHS
and then there would be direct sequels
BLOOD DEBT 2: INTEREST
BLOOD DEBT 3: PAYBACK
and the fourth one wouldn't have a number
just like "The Substitute"
then I could die a happy man
maybe a canadian tv series too
'cause see, it's a BLOOD DEBT
that's like the worse kind of debt
ever
you have to settle that
it's a BLOOD DEBT
TONIGHT, OH SOUND I DO HEAR
MOST PEOPLE INGEST SPARE CHANGE
RUST IN PANCREAS CAUSES FEAR
PAYING TAXES IN TOILETTE RANGE
THOUGH CLEANSED, NOT ALL IS WELL
SEA WHAT THOU HATH DONE?
ASSISTANT CAB DRIVER, NAMED MEL
WHILST THEE PERMIT ME THIS PUN
"study math, dont do meth, stay in school , do drugs[...]
"that came out wrong. dont do drugs stay in school and do meth homework."
"i once saw a meth addict run straight into a grassy knoll and dented a divot in it."
Can you?
Can you wear Ink | Panic's ™ Too Late Now T-SHIRT?
Or
Can you warn friends with Ink | Panic's ™ Too Late Now POSTCARD?
Yes, you can? But it'll cost you.
Why not just all dance and stuff. Caramels are fine, srly you shouldn't worry. Life's too short, get a divorce. You can be mysogynic for a day and no one will be the wiser. Who's right? Much love. An afterlife of female vengance. We should just dance, all of us.
