KA-CHING

TONIGHT, OH SOUND I DO HEAR
MOST PEOPLE INGEST SPARE CHANGE
RUST IN PANCREAS CAUSES FEAR
PAYING TAXES IN TOILETTE RANGE
THOUGH CLEANSED, NOT ALL IS WELL
SEA WHAT THOU HATH DONE?
ASSISTANT CAB DRIVER, NAMED MEL
WHILST THEE PERMIT ME THIS PUN