EQUIVOCAL

husk: seriously
jk: sirius lee
jk: his bark is worse than his bite
husk: you got that right
husk: so it's called "cashmere" now
jk: cashmare
jk: cashcow
husk: Scotties® Brand "Bathroom Tissues" -- Cashmere
husk: AND it's quilted
jk: 2-ply
husk: yeah, at that
jk: what if you only shit before you get a shower
jk: you don't need tp
husk: there's a 3-ply ultra edition for layered comfort
jk: save some trees
husk: I don't think that's recommended
husk: or is it some huge marketing ploy?
husk: who knows
jk: i only feel comfortable using towels as strong as a brawny man
husk: yeah, you can tell that guy shits a ... well, a shitload
husk: of shit
jk: he's a lumberjack. he knows how to handle logs
husk: ugh
husk: he's also AL from Home Improvement
husk: in the later years, when those kids were "older" and so arrogant
husk: you could tell they hated each other
jk: Al = brawny... JTT = tissue paper
husk: you know this reminds me
husk: Bob Barker's done now
jk: A NEW CAR!
husk: and when I was younger, I was under the impression that the second Bob Barker would've quit The Price Is Right, there would've been an immediate apocalypse
husk: Retirement home riots, Dorm room fires
jk: well, if the scriptures are true, rosie o'donnell is the anti-christ
husk: something with Marines also
jk: so... chew on that for a while
husk: are you
husk: telling me to chew on Rosie O'Donnell ?
jk: accept the lord jesus christ as your personal lord and savior
husk: is that like a file request?
jk: here, take a mini king james bible and a pamphlet
jk: and remember
husk: and now we're back on "bathroom tissue"
jk: jesus loes you
jk: it all comes round full circle
husk: like the full circle spinning of a flushing toilet
jk: bible pages are good for rolling joints
husk: analogy of life "complete"
jk: not so good for flushing
jk: zoinks!
jk: i need to go to work
husk: you go girl
jk: *scrams*