20 May 2010

espresso derailment

funkshoi:
remember the good ol' times?


husk:
The ties that bind

funkshoi:
All my children.


husk:
Octopussy
OCTOPUSSY

funkshoi:
need to get a job
A JOB!


husk:
the things he does

funkshoi:
for octopussy?
I'd pay $50 for that shit.


husk:
worst espresso ever

funkshoi:
you'd think it can do better
with like...
ya know
8 arms?
but i guess that just makes 4 horrible espresso's


husk:
the wheels of steel

funkshoi:
tell me how you feel
if my espresso isn't bright orange on top, i throw it back at the barista's face
and then kill him


husk:
there's people you like, and then there's people you still like
I still like Tom Green

funkshoi:
and then eviscerate his body and flay it over pikes in front of the shop


husk:
there's a 'despite' in there somewhere

funkshoi:
can Tom Green make good espresso?


husk:
I don't really give a fuck if it's a .png or a .gif, seriously

funkshoi:
well I do.
doodoo
like, thats a Tom Green joke
Did you hear about Kevin Costner?


husk:
I saw your Waterworld rant
He still owes us for Postman

funkshoi:
I'll believe it.
He's not getting off the hook that easily.
Can Costner make good espresso?
He should spend some of that invention money to invent a foolproof espresso machine that any idiot can use. Hell, they should be able to make espresso in space.


husk:
Damn it Allen

2 comments:

Funk Shoi said...

More like enrailment. Or maybe rerailment.

Funk Shoi said...

PRErailment.