15 March 2010

PROOF THAT THERE IS NO GOD / GROWING PAINS, SEASON 2

joebloggz: i just think its funny when people are like
joebloggz: dont be like the son of god. be the son of god
husk: i hate the idea that a God would have a son
husk: it makes God so normal
husk: so i fucked this chick
husk: with my God Cock
husk: and bitch is preggers
husk: we about to have us a fuckin' messiah
husk: shit
joebloggz: well its funny
joebloggz: if you read into the bible
joebloggz: it doesnt sound like he has a son
joebloggz: it sounds like its his human repersentation
joebloggz: of himself
joebloggz: and the holy spirit is an act of himself too
joebloggz: so its like kinda strange
joebloggz: that always confused me
joebloggz: i always read into it like
joebloggz: man
joebloggz: God thinks were dumb
joebloggz: and has to put this shit all simple to us
joebloggz: cause were not god
joebloggz: and we still dont get it
joebloggz: lol
joebloggz: @ humanity
husk: well it's the Bible, lawls at that for starters
joebloggz: i like the bible simply cause
joebloggz: its the one book ive read
husk: and God HAD to do it with a chick
joebloggz: where you cant read it from cover to cover
joebloggz: thats pretty funny, right?
husk: -- why would God create a "human miracle worker" when he created stuff like, say, THE UNIVERSE
husk: fuck that man, create us a fucking three-headed talking Dinosaur or something
joebloggz: he did
husk: I read comics
joebloggz: he created screech.
joebloggz: look at screech
husk: well that's proof that there is no God
joebloggz: and tell me god doesnt have a sense of humor
joebloggz: oh, its proof that if there is a god
joebloggz: the joke is on us
husk: nah I don't see the light
joebloggz: and its funny
husk: could be
joebloggz: like
husk: but it could've been a Dino-Screech
joebloggz: lol- you made vaginas
joebloggz: but std's too
joebloggz: if there was a dino screech
joebloggz: i wonder if we'd have reality tv
joebloggz: or reality would just be crazy eough to miss tv
husk: you've given me less to ponder
husk: HEY
husk: YOU BLOWIN' ???
husk: -- what?
husk: ON FACEBOOK, U BCAME A "FAN"
husk: < / J esus >

1 comment:

rada said...

two horrifying words: Carrot Top