THE GOD OF PHYSICAL MAIL

OH RETRO-GOD, HOURS HAVE PASSED AND YOU HAVE NOT DELIVERED WHAT WAS SUPPOSEDLY SENT (GRANTED, YOUR SOLDIERS LOATHE MY FRONT STEPS). IF IT HAS NOT IN FACT BEEN SENT, THEN BY ALL MEANS PLEASE RAIN YOUR HELLISH VENGEANCE UPON THE GOD OF EXPIRED NET TERMS. AMEN.