TRUTH TO END ALL TRUTHS

MAURY > TWILIGHT

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO

IT'S WHO YOU KNOW; THAT WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

LOVE HURTS

falling down does too.

SEE, I'M NOT KIDDING:

Hotmail of a horny girl online

"www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hotmail of an horny girl online&start=20&sa=N"

THE DOOR THAT CAME [PART 15]

DEPARTMENT STORE WINE | CRUX | Two Jehovah's witnesses (always two, psychological advantage) pointed out to me that GOD was responsible for cell phones. By that logic I argued that GOD was also responsible for rape. I was told there were holes in Darwin's theories; no more than a man walking on water. We went into the whole transfusion debate, they can never win that one. The purpose is to spread the GOOD NEWS: "you won't recruit me, I'll never give you any money -- I can do good deeds without the help of a dated book of The Invisible Man's astrology -- there are homeless people right there in the alley, go help them now, go give them food, they need help immediately, don't waste time going door to door if you really aren't looking for future financial donnors" ... "They have to find GOD" ... "NO, they have to find a SANDWICH, go help THEM -- is it because they don't have a door you can knock on? I can bring one to you right now if you really want to help". THEY HAVE NO MONEY, SEE? | Faith shouldn't cost you money baby | We could've talked about baseball too, I suppose. Door closes, back to the top. | I like those little chinese cat statues that wave for money, I can get behind that. ps. alcoholism, google push.

TIGER BUTTER

Tiger Butter SPOILS like we do

I wish RADA would fix his goddamn broken images from fucking photobucket.

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BEYE moar rekkids

Radical sales pitch overheard in a St. Marks record store:

"A tired boy of 25 founded an independent record label, called it Transient GNARD Head Records. The only band to be signed was called Pink Munkeyz and they released a 7" single and a CD EP. They never toured and have been disbanded now for over 12 months. TGH Records is still in operation, but they only sell records as imports to the Japanese/Asian market. There is little doubt that if you should come across either the single or the EP, pick it up. In about 50 years, when the band is re-re-re-discovered by a college radio station no one even listens to, the combined sale of the old 45 vinyl and CD EP should fetch at least four figures. The buyer will more than likely be unemployed, or have a dead-end job working retail or at a coffee house. The money that you or the inheritor of the Pink Munkeyz releases will earn will be essentially the coinage saved by shut-in, probably.

"I am telling you this because I am the CEO of TGH Records. I predict that when I sell my shares of the company to AOL/Time Warner within the next 20 years or so, they will release the Pink Munkeyz songs as a compilation CD that will be marketed to 18-25 year olds. Sales will be modest, but over time it will develop into something hyped by third-party Internet media companies and will constantly be sought for years thereafter.

"What you don't know is that Pink Munkeyz played stoner metal mixed with dubstep production. What you also don't know is that we're being recorded by a Pasadena PR firm contracted by AOL/Time Warner.

"So a final painfully obvious word to the scarcely wise: fork over the $22 and buy the 45 and the EP."

In Canada, the legal drinking age is 18

in the United States, there are many buildings.

SPOILER WARNING

warns us of spoilers, spoils that there will be spoilers