the SHIT they say...(part deux)

let's start making things happen faster....with more of a 'hey ho, get up 'n go' kinda attitude....sorta like the beach boys

Heed a warning, only you can savor a moment (forest fire). "Knowing what you know now, would you still do Britney Spears ...if you could, that is?" Now more than ever. It's the long gap of possibilities between a not so innocent cheerleader and a rampant rehab diva that confuses many, but to me the latter is considerably more appealing. Take not for granted an opportunity to learn something, and learn I would.

RÖD RÖDARE RÖDING

> > >

BOB BARKER > TWISTER > RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS > SPICE WORLD

FRITO-LAY > WHAM! > OUT GAMES > ANTI-CONSUMERISM

ANDY WARHOL > DURAN DURAN > METROID > LOST HIGHWAY SOUNDTRACK

DECEPTICONS > JARED FOGLE > LEGO STAR WARS > TRANS FAT

Patrons of the rabies-afflicted absinthe drinker, the gutter arts were the prime suspect of many a young man’s dementia.

Dreary afternoon, a cab pulls up and let’s off a junkie, the former CFO of the Surdna Foundation, betrayed on moral grounds by his former associates of SG CIB and Deutsche Bank. All names erased from the records of corporate member rosters. Queue the untold stories of a Central Park homeless man, high-class hobo reality TV.

it's from North West Africa

My gay friend says "dude, that's gay" -- in response I say "dude, that's hetero" but it doesn't pack quite the same punch. When was the last time you drank virgin punch? Have you ever punched a virgin? Sub-plots are unresolved (never will be). Is homeboy listening to gay disco?.That makes you. That's what you.


JÉSUS



BlRTH OF A GEEKY TAT


GAYLUSSITE

"Gaylussite is a mineral, a hydrated sodium calcium carbonate, formula Na2Ca(CO3)2.5H2O. It is formed as an Evaporite from non marine waters. Discovered in 1826, it is named after Gay-Lussac, the French scientist."

"you guys should just have sex with rocks already and be done with it"
^ ^ ^ FAGGOTH ^ ^ ^



lol



"If god was god, why would he make anything BUT himself?

"god might have made the universe[...]but our thoughts are the master builders of the universe.

"we art as god does in heaven."

"I art a fool, so god must be a fool, too."


oh, so now you decide to focus on Barthes' punctum.

SPICEY BRAUNSCHWAGER

"dude, i just made this bowl of noodles....and when i opened up the seasoning packet.....it smelled just like the bear exhibit at the san diego zoo"

"how do you know what a bear exhibit at the san diego zoo smells like? you been sneaking in after hours and shit?"

"i've been there...and i know what bears smell like"


A short anecdote from a Portland free-paper just before the plague.

Leaving the prong in his side, Caleb greeted the pain with gusto. He had known of the pale-fish, the druid-scales, the glass bottles and fasteners, the Satanic altar on Asia Minor, and the invading Gauls. He often confused Gauls and Celts like he confused bok choi and cabbage. There is nothing he could ever succeed at that he hadn’t already tried. He never found an iPod he had lost years ago. His only dreams these days involved riding in a car that was about to crash.

On a Tuesday in October, he mailed a letter back to himself to see how long it would take for it to make the circuit in the post. It arrived 5 days later, but in a different envelope. He opened it and the contents were the same, but the envelope had a different shade of off-white. He left the country about 3 months later. He learned that the Gauls had invaded Asia Minor in the 2nd century B.C. and felt he had returned to a new beginning on life.

Later in the month, his new country of residence declared war on a nation harboring terrorists and he was deported. He died in a car crash in the taxi he was taking from the airport. His last meal was a pizza pretzel with an ice-tea.


famicon fanscination


Inspector Clouseau infatuation

FETISH FOREST

AVAST YE A TERRIBLE SIGHT
SOMETIMES THINGS PASS
TRY THOUGH I MIGHT
TO SLIP IT IN YOUR ASS
COVERING THOU WITHIN
PLASTIC BUBBLE WRAP
PATIENCE WEARING THIN
AFTERMATH OF MUCH CRAP

lol u ghey

was watching the food network. not on hd cause they don't offer it on hd on cox cable. but they do have it on hd for some other people on some other networks. the fuck is that? wonder what giada's recipe for butt nut is. she's EYE-TAL-YUMM-O (for you rachel gay fans)


lol. aint getting married this week. cuz u gheey

Pizza-ghetti

I hate it when i order a pizza-ghetti and what i get is a slice of spaghetti with pizza on top.

HAHAHAHA....fagz



VAGUE ARBO | 2007 | TOP 5

TENNIS > HOMOSEXUALITY > OASIS > JENGA

CONNECT FOUR > MENSTRUAL CYCLE > BLOSSOM > DIGIMON

PEPSI > XEROX > CHRIS BENOIT > AQUAFRESH

JAPAN > NEONS > VIRTUA FIGHTER > KETAMINE

JOHN DENVER > LEAVING ON A JET PLANE > ...

owadays the kids all have guns... with Bluetooth capabilities / Failure's just another token in the machine. To which state have you been elevated to now that you've learned the truth (B.Nein)? The flow may be eroding the riverbed. | ??!? |



RUSH LIMBAUGH
“You need to start advertising your own block as being autonomous and then you can get your own police force to ensure the peace is kept and the minorities are kept in check around your block. That way, you will be able to tax them even though they get second-rate treatment since they’ll be considered temporary citizens on your block. The ephemeral nature of it all means you can change any rules regarding ‘visitors’ to your block at will. This will deepen the bounds of your pockets and money will flow into it. Do some charity work and you can just let the mortgages pay themselves off. Find a fine bottle of 30 year old Laphroaig and sit in front of your tenement haranguing away about the good, honest natured Ron Paul. He will save you from monotony, to be sure.”

“You aren’t even registered to vote and you just had a seitan sandwich, which you paid over $7 for. Can you eat a brick of shit now or should I just start throwing old moldy bread at you now?”

“You should try reading the other times….I mean the Washington Times.”

“You should get a VD from a prostitute. Oh wait….you’re gonna represent a microcosm of the Republican Party, so yeah, you’ll have plenty of time for that.

Suffering from bouts of Asperger’s, the pseudo-neo-conservative trustee merely leaves the room and starts listening to Steve Vai in the confines of his studio apartment in the “bad” section of some small city in Connecticut. For about 2 weeks he would live on a steady regiment of cigarettes and black coffee before ending his fortnight binge, once his palpitations matched his ubiquitous nausea.



O M G HUSK IS SO CUTE!

RECOGNITION OF AVOIDANCE


ROBERT CRÉPIN

troll: cigarette is killing Robert Crépin, don't let it kill you
husk: Robert Crépin?
troll: dunno. i just saw that exact ad on myspace. thought it was weird
husk: Robert Crépin died in a car crash. don't drive.
troll: Robert Crépin choked on a penis while giving head. don't be gay.

you want to see a real lesbian? go to home depot on a Saturday morning.

"when i say rock i mean crack. and when i say crack i mean taco"

"I think my thumb lost weight, or else, Mitt Romney just convinced me to drink beer with a maximum 4% ABV."




"You need to get laid." -my father

Posted: 4/11/2006by miniglass420
SPACEY RAYGUN YOUR A STUPID IDIOT! YOUR A TOTAL MORON! ITS A SINGLES COLLECTION YOU IDIOT! HOW ELSE WOULD ANYONE GET THE LULL EP WHEN ITS OUT OF PRINT? WHAT ABOUT PEEL SESSIONS? HUH? HUH? HUH???!!!!!!!!!! YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE WHAT NOW

BITCH B EARJACKING
Y'HEAR ME
I'm gonna pull up a dose of street truth to y'all right now and you better not b clevering 'cause I got aa mad twist an its been wet, knowhatimsayun? yeah yeah you do
KNOW YOU U KNOW WHERE THEY BEEN
U HEAR WHA THEY SEEN
U A G 55EAST
SERIUSLY LOOSING PATIENCE HERE ON YO ASS
WHAT KIN A BALLER DO CEPT B LIVIN
dang....bitter bub

Googled rada

Seven-year-old Rada is from Moldova - the poorest nation in Europe with 75% living beneath the poverty line.

Poor housing and high unemployment fuels family breakdowns, leaving many children neglected.

Rada, whose parents were alcoholics, is one of the few children taken into foster care. The alternative was an outdated orphanage.

husk: do you have nukes?
emre: oof fock
husk: lol
husk: that's awesome

it's aimed straight at the heart and wallet of your dumbass 14-yr-old sister.
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ GARY GLITTER? ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

"An actor prepares . . . to suck"
-Crow (Future War)
FUTURE WAX

I attract fat asses

I don't get it...every time I sit down on a bus or on the subway there's always a fat lady that has to sit right beside me. By fat I meant a fucking huge fat ass not the chubby type. I always end up stuck between em' and a window. Why...That's just not fair. I tried to think of a logical reason but...it's not because it's the only available space -- there's always plenty of seats so that's not the reason...maybe they think that by sitting beside me they'll have plenty of room (since their ass is like three of mine) but that's not true either. I always end up with half of their ass ON me. TO ALL THOSE FAT ASSES OUT THERE --GET THE FUCK OFF OF US POOR LITTLE NORMAL PEOPLE. First, it's not our fault that you're fat and second, stop seeing yourself smaller than you actually are. When you have the choice to sit beside someone or to sit alone by yourself, please spare us and sit alone ...
mc: I dont hate things i hate children
husk: oh

tru



Mccain was completely dumbed founded on how to answer anything...seeing as all the questions were about the economy.

Memorable Quotes:

Shit...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?

Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!

They went with someone with more theme park experience. Damn, I woulda killed for that job.


FWWWWW! i think there will be a part 3. if there isn't, there will def. be a part 5