stairway to cleanliness

troll: i am a man
husk: yeah?
troll: yeah dude, i drive the forklift
husk: oh yeah
husk: that's awesome
troll: totally
troll: i got a skid to ship out today
troll: you know?
husk: you're so much more of a man than i am
husk: i'm only good with a jigger
troll: i gotta load it, wrap it, put a packing slip on it, and then pick it up and put it on the truck
husk: swear pee and scratch all the while
troll: just like velvet lovers
husk: ... yes
troll: and the led zeppelin comeback
troll: they never released 3 classic albums within 18 months like the beatles
husk: i ain't big on led zeppelin
husk: sounds like dirty hippies to me
troll: i wish i was a dirty hippy
troll: you ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?
husk: no, i shower
troll: i like to eat soap