07 December 2007

houseguest = race war

joe bloggz: word of the day is: pontification
husk: why?
joe bloggz: m-i-c-k-e-y...m-o-u-s-e.
husk: MICKEY MOUSE CLUB !!! MICKEY MOUSE CLUB !!!
joe bloggz: pontification that shit.
husk: It's what hermits scream out as they have sex with dead hookers
joe bloggz: you know what i yell?
husk: something fecal related
joe bloggz: CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!!
husk: that reminds me of that movie HouseGuest, with Sinbad
husk: you gotta watch that

joe bloggz: he's a dentist, right?
husk: never seen a movie so sponsored
husk: yeah Phil Hartman is
husk: at one point in the movie, Sinbad just drops the plot and goes "man!!! i need me some mcdees!!!"
husk: then it's a McDonald's commercial for no reason

joe bloggz: oh thats no commercial
joe bloggz: black people really do that
husk: damn i was about to equivocal this shit
joe bloggz: its like england with tea time
joe bloggz: in america...at noon... 20 million blacks stop...not working..and go to mcodnalnds
husk: lol
joe bloggz: did i make it non pc for equivocal
husk: i doubt a black person would take offense
joe bloggz: that would be a first.
husk: lol
joe bloggz: the lol actually derives from africa. lol meaning LAAHHH LOOOOO LAHHHHHH
joe bloggz: AT THE DUBBYAHHHHH BEEEEE
husk: all sitcoms have Carlton from Fresh Prince
husk: I love Alfonso Ribero

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