Down to the BlackBerry root

"Notably, the lack of 'corporate email support' was pinpointed as the main reason that many BlackBerry users didn't make the leap, but it did praise the iPhone for helping to 'bridge the gap between consumer-focused feature phones and productivity-focused smartphones.'"

"MY ROOMMATE IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

" i love her
but not my other roommate
she's crazy

"IM SO CONFUSED
AND SO HAPPY MY ROOMMATE IS HOME"


"At the root of the problem is the breakdown of the new model of mortgage lending, when instead of giving mortgages directly to their customers, banks borrowed money from credit markets to fund a growing volume of mortgages."

"when i say rock i mean crack. and when i say crack i mean taco"

"I think my thumb lost weight, or else, Mitt Romney just convinced me to drink beer with a maximum 4% ABV."