ESPRESSO FEMINISM

Not to sound like some russian Tetris enthusiast or anything but it would be nice to have some female authors on Equivocal. With our lil' pinkish hues we'll eventually be branded into a different category altogether, until everyone loses interest that is. And you know, all that shit about different gender perspectives and whatnot:

We require authors with somewhat of an evil sense of humor and an (unfortunate) aptitude for writting stories/essays that are of a vague nature. Whether there are facts or profond morals to the entries is not a concern, in fact, the opposite is highly encouraged. Grayscale + Pink duotonish imagery of the same genre is also welcomed (though a maximum width of 400 pixels will be enforced, 'cause something has to be enforced otherwise we lose all sense of authority). Having nice female "features", a plus. Thank you.