24 July 2007

CONSUMED (BY EVER-THINGS)

SEXUAL EXPLORATION WITH BRAN
THERE WALKS A SHADOWED HAUNT
WITH A FACE NOT UNLIKE THAT OF A MAN
SHE WISHED HE'D RATHER NAUGHT
STILL THE GHOST OF DIETARY PAST
PURSUED HIS QUEST AND HATH NO FEAR
CRIMSON MINUTES AILING FAST
LONG RIDE HOME WITH A BLOODY REAR

C'EST SIMPLE

JAPAN > NEONS > VIRTUA FIGHTER > KETAMINE

POPSICLE PETE > LAWN BOWLING > MIKE TYSON > WINDOWS VISTA

ZWAN > POTENTIAL > IMMORALITY > ZEITGEIST (MY LOVE IS)

OIGNONS > V-GUITARS > GREAT WHITE SHARKS > FORKS

22 July 2007

Awhile (arturo menchaca)



A timeless piece from the archives of found-media. Among the first of a slew of drafts from a forgotten time, the piece is still debated about to this day, ranging from all speculation as "Renaissance bulletin" to "synopsis from the future" and even a "practical point of confusion." similar articles have been discovered, some with dates and times on them leading to suggestions of correlations, inspirations or homages with the below document. While certainly not the most informative, it has been referenced the most important, some sumbissions of it single-handedly instigating the entire field of crypto-anthro-linguistics amd archae-literature; say what you will.


>The following took place between 9:41 PM on July 6, 4,278,090 BC and 7:53 AM on October 25, 10,134 AD:

Two masses of rock nearing the temperature of sublimation split apart forming a chasm the size of the Atlantic Ocean.

A woman in Utica, New York ran frantically through a densely wooded park searching for her son, only to find him asleep on a park bench, his shoes untied.

Nitric acid rained down on the remains of the Fourth World Order.

A frigatebird soaring through the air above Ascension Island at 90 miles per hour gravely misjudged its distance from the edge of a seaside cliff and collided with a protruding rock formation, killing it instantly.

Having grown to love his imperfections, Ada Meriweather suggested to her husband Jeb that they renew their wedding vows. He dismissed the idea as 'excessive' and pointed out that they had been married only two weeks prior.

The Golden Record carried on Voyager I went unseen for twelve hundred years, only to be destroyed when the spacecraft itself was annihilated by an asteroid.

An unmarried Japanese businessman ate a sushi dinner for the sixth day in a row and sighed having completed it. That night he dreamt his body sank to the bottom of the ocean.

The SETI program was discontinued due to a lack of funding. Three weeks later, an extremely low frequency radio signal originating from the constellation Orion and containing a simple, concise message of salutation passed over Earth. No one took notice. The planet the signal originated from had long since been destroyed.

A giant squid (Architeuthis dux) became entangled in a coral reef formation off the coast of New Zealand for six minutes. In freeing itself, it lost a tentacle.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 214.92 points.

The third son of the second man on Earth began a nine day journey through the African wilderness, only to die on the tenth day from an infected wound he suffered on the sixth.

A man inserted a screwdriver into the right ear of his youngest brother with forty-five pounds of force and smiled as the blood spewed forth. Eight minutes later, when the body finally lay lifeless on the ground, he walked to his kitchen, ate a McIntosh apple, did twenty pushups, stuck a shotgun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger.

A supernova in the Trifid Nebula, located in the constellation Sagittarius, obliterated nine hundred planets, two of which fostered microbial life.

Eleven days before her seventh birthday, Cleopatra realized that her body was different from her brother's. Four years later she realized that because of this difference, men would find her attractive.

A man in Istanbul slipped while descending a staircase and bounced all the way to the bottom. His cousin saw the entire accident and laughed for four straight minutes (and then sporadically for the rest of the night).

Molten lava burst forth from a relatively small volcano south of the equator, sending flaming hot particles of liquid metal into the hydrogenous air.

The six-year-old daughter of an Inuit doctor skinned her right knee twice in one day, but having cried the first time, she laughed the second. She had her first child twenty-three years later.

An amoeba that would have grown into the first multi-celled organism on Earth was destroyed instantly when lightning struck 2.3 millimeters from it.

Nuclear winter befell three entire continents more than once.

A glacier fourteen thousand miles long shifted thirty inches southeast, only to melt and fall into the sea eight hundred years later.

21 July 2007

beaut░ _n atroc_t_es )mel ░_░░░░(




Discovered days prior to the Spitzer journals. Believed to be part of an extended critique from the Driedval, possibly earlier. Piece is thought to be the first page of about 20 - 30 following pages, all but this one are as of now undiscovered. Page heavily edited prior to discovery, either by the original author or a later party. Subject matter is of 'cinema' yet )VAGUE INTERPRETATION( Custom translation.



_n d_scuss_ng the representat_on of N░░░ on f_lm, Br░an Che░ette asserts that d_am_tr____l░ opposed representat_ons of sub_ect matter can be nonetheless _nt_matel░ related. Th_s cla_m _s based on oppos_n░ representat_onal v_ews of N░░░; what one source _ns_sts _mposs_ble to dep_ct on f_lm _s done so b░ another source. Che░ette’s assertion is based on the f_lms _______ a b_furcat_on _n represent_n░ N░░░ on f_lm. One ma░ choose ___________ N░░░ w_thout us_n░ v_v_d _mager░. Th_s v_sual abnegat_on contrasts _________________ E_senste_n_an )attract_ons.( These attract_ons create v_sual p_eas__e and seduct_on _______________ orchestrat_ons _nst_gated ____ _tself.


]grotesque events[

[Sincerely seductive, lasting only 11 – 20 seconds, relapse.]
Georges Méliès expanded upon the topicals and travel films of Lumière by adding a fantasy narrative, though his passion in the cinema lay outside of schematic storytelling. Méliès said himself of his working method, “As for the scenario, the ‘fable,’ or ‘tale,’ I only consider it in the end. I can state that the scenario constructed in this manner has no importance, since I use it merely as a pretext for the ‘stage effects,’ the ‘tricks,’ or for a nicely arranged tableau.” The narrative does not so much concern Méliès’ script, but is strengthened by the tricks. In this way, the director of Le Voyage dans la Lune (1902) is able to create a genuine fascination in the audience through the illusory power of his tricks. This magical ambience is the thing which genre films strive for. As Gunning himself said of genre films, ______________(_______ , crazy_____)______. Elsaesser’s claim of following the rules of attractions through visual stimulation can thus be attributed to the magical illusions of early cinema. Quite similarly, N░░░ on film. ______________second choice of the bifurcation, which engages in the endless possibilities of cinematic expression though effects, is discussed in relation to Leni __________ (1935) and Mel __________ (2004). The Cheyette assertion can be expanded towards the analysis of ostensibly opposing films centered around characters on the opposite side of the ethical spectrum: messiah and martyr versus maniac madman; the good figure versus the evil one, each separated by nearly two thousand years.

20 July 2007

Brand new car (vroom vroom) lyrics

I got a brand new car...
vroom vroom
vroom vroom

I got a brand new car...
vroom vroom
oh yeah.

i got a brand new car..
vroom vroom
uh hun..

i got a brand new car...
vroom vroom
vroom vroom...

(repeat verse 1)

(repeat verse 1)

The Great Debate 03

Oranges vs. Apples

-Apples:
Apple juice
applejacks
green apple smirnoff ice

-Oranges:
Orangina
Gatorade
orange chocolate
Orange Crush
cousin of lemon, lime & grapefruit.

Oranges wins 5-3

CREEK OF BECOMMING, THE

THE HALVES BECOME ONE
LO BEHOLD A VAN
BELLIGERENT LIGHT FROM THE SUN
HE WHO HAS YET TO TOUCH A MAN
COASTERS PROTECT THE TABLE CLOTH
HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH? (REPEAT X)
HEY WHAT'S UP, LOOK! A MOTH
YEAH BABY, THAT'S THE STUFF

19 July 2007

The Great Dedate 02

Transformers VS G.I. Joe

-Transformers.. they were like fucking awesome! Optimus Prime totally ruled. and megatron? he was a fucking gun! He could fucking shoot every g.i.joe and cobra fucks. +1 point

1-0 transformers

-G.I. Joes had chicks! I always wanted Flint to bang Lady J. +1 point

1-1

Tie

RISE (SHE SAID)

HIGH TIDES OF MORNING RIDES
ALTITUDE IS NOTHING BLISS
DEMEANING PAINTINGS FURTHER COLLIDES
CAN? CAN THE ONE MAN HEAR THE HISS
ONCE THERE LAY A CLOCK
MY HEART LAY BORE
RISING MIGHT MAJESTIC COCK
GONE FOREVER, HEARD NO MORE

HOLD ON, I'M A PEON


Yeah you heard. Now you (don't) know. What do I know? I know what you knew. You know what I never knew. And really, that's fine. Have you heard? Past tense, like? A deaf person has heard the news in a way. I know you figure I'll go there and you're right. Don't consider this but think about it. Akk. It would hurt, you know? I guess you would say that I would not so much so be fortunate enough to per say besides and b-sides (awful) although you could argue, or not, that all is well enough far off for one to even attempt. I love found media. Seriously though.

17 July 2007

;:

So the thing's called PAC-MAN and he's got his female companion (so we suppose) called MISS PAC-MAN -- but why the fuck wasn't she called PAC-WOMAN !??

15 July 2007

STENCILED LOVE-LETTERS ON WAREHOUSES (JOHN CUSACK)



Another prose piece from the journals of “Paul Spitzer” page 48


Heated debate, over the love of the lady sitting next to me. Drab reality, inches closer to me. She has the neck of a meerkat. FEELS THE NEED TO SUCK IT, BRINGS THE IDEA OF BLANK, EMPTY SPACE TO MIND.

Points to me, “my shy friend over there……[static static static static] ….very good dancer….[static static laughter static] designed to break…” Prods the floor, drips with sap from the brow.

Left to the devises of the dancers, the dripping sap comes up to above the eyes. He is followed by the others, indefinitely. Runs across the street. THIS IS NOT DRAMA! This is travesty in a latté cup. The five-stared demons heads drive the music into the ground, pounding music for the latent-maturation patients. To be the age of 20 until the age of 45. Let’s sink into the ground, the pounding, prodded ground.

Stenciled love-letters on warehouses

13 July 2007

Bun in the oven!

Husk says: dude
Husk says: check it:
Husk says: http://www.examiner.com/a-501790~Fla__Woman_Allegedly_Puts_Baby_in_Oven.html
Troll says: crazy shit
Husk says: "there's a bun in the oven!"
Husk says: we need a new word for bitch
Husk says: something stronger
Husk says: its lost its meaning
Troll says: agreed
Troll says: something like "evil whore of satan" but in one word and without religion reference
Husk says: yes
Husk says: with an inch of TRAMP and SLUT

The Great Debate

Mustard or Mayonnaise?

fries: Mayonnaise

Hotdogs: Mustard

sandwiches: Mustard

Mustard wins 2-1

IN-BUILT SAVING

THE DOOR that came [part eight]

OUTDOORS | Lesser men and women with lesser clothes (and vice versa). An immigrant-less plain of gray grass and all that could've been but fortunately isn't. Compared to modern teens, we had virtually no graphitti skills, though the messages remain the same: "my turf". One might wonder if they also pee from the high above the slides as we did back in the day... it begs a certain question: have we ever sled in the previous generation's drunken pee deposits (or worse)? All I recall is that they showed up holding sharp katana blades ready to bust up the swings -- a rare sight for suburbia though nowadays the kids all have guns... with Bluetooth capabilities. You're walking in the opposite direction, friend.

11 July 2007

side-bar ("my brother's dirty dreds")

Dreaded-dredlocks, dead fellows feeling the light, light fellows feeling the heat, the heat feeling the politicians, the politicians feeling righteous via the priests, the priests feeling the little boys (CENSORED) the little boys feeling the anxieties, the anxieties felt by those who wear dredlocks in the summer.

"The show was ok, but i was right in the front and every time the lead singer (Deftones) would get close to the crowd, i would get crushed from behind, until at one point my face was buried into this smelly white-guys huge dreds, and i decided i had enough and pushed my way back from the front railing."

ONE MORE TIME

EGYPT > LAMPS > DEVO > YAHOO SERIOUS

PEPSI > XEROX > CHRIS BENOIT > AQUAFRESH

GOLDEN GIRLS > ICQ > XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS > SEX AND THE CITY (AGAIN)

BRUCE CAMPBELL > DORITOS > DUE SOUTH > GUNS N ROSES

06 July 2007

DEVELOPER


The old box with its dusty photographs. There was laughter, tears and smoke. When all else fails, everything else should work.

05 July 2007

trött.

Är så förbannat trött. Återkommer.