hopefully

troll: hopefully when you die, your stuff will be worth a lot!
husk: I hope so!

Start or continue

The game was also notable for featuring a female main character in a time when the vast majority of games relegated female characters to variations on the "damsel in distress" role. Fighting "Mother" Brain, who may or may not have been the leader of the pirates. Kazawa admits the glitch worlds were not glitches at all.

HEREWEGOAGAIN

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HE DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF!

The site of a mountain of men, only a size 10.5 shoe can be seen. Rumored to belong to MIA actor Emilio Estevez.

He feels good about himself!

The site of a former mountain of men, only a size 10.5 shoe remains. Rumored to belong to funny man Charlie Sheen.

I love the murky aside, I love the Marquis De Saad bellows the lucky dissident.

IF SO THEN SHOULD?

PUPPY
(wins).

THE DOOR THAT CAME [PART 16]

A SON FOR A (FREE) SONG | IT DID GO WRONG, NO? | THE DOOR THAT CAME SEASON 2 FINALE | Descendant light and obtuse decadence whimsical stories fall flat to the ground (zappa + rocks + brownblue = ªfi·). Cascading girly boy and whines aplenty. Forgot any Twitters along the way besides Troll's? Televators to classy rooms and champagne and costly things (all on one level). Alcoholism bonus google result. Bomb goes off and creates alternate timeline where the Swan was never completed /spoiler. Budget cuts (+ the strike) are responsible for this short six episode season.

Things to keep in mind while thinking:

19th century European naturalists were wrong about ant behavior. The Bible was correct about ant behavior.

Facebook Photos according to TROLL:

"it's like a professional looking pic of you taking a shit. i think you combine the esthetic with down to earth."

MORE GOOGLE RESULTS THAT BROUGHT PEOPLE HERE

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WE WERE HERE BEFORE

ESSAU | L*cke saw the White Smoker Monster | There could be GRAY.

THE GOD OF PHYSICAL MAIL

OH RETRO-GOD, HOURS HAVE PASSED AND YOU HAVE NOT DELIVERED WHAT WAS SUPPOSEDLY SENT (GRANTED, YOUR SOLDIERS LOATHE MY FRONT STEPS). IF IT HAS NOT IN FACT BEEN SENT, THEN BY ALL MEANS PLEASE RAIN YOUR HELLISH VENGEANCE UPON THE GOD OF EXPIRED NET TERMS. AMEN.

To enter must have:

· A right arm covered in red paint

· Rainbow spits on the foliage

· A need to be unworried about tomorrow

· The right way is to the left

· The nighttime florescent lights are blue and white

· A morning fatigue is going on a trip with wooden plains

· To go somewhere else is boring

· A hit to the brain makes me dizzy

· I don’t want absolute power

· The wrong light is pulling me to suffering

Another one

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Don't look at me

haha fuck you / (lights up a smoke) / (almost stole my lighter) / (exhales smoke) / I gave it to you, fuck you / (tells me to fuck off twice) / giggles / she resents the giggles / tries to make me write "giggling" / (sips on coffee) / instant coffee / listening to Tiny Music... Songs From The Vatican Gift Shop by Stone Temple Pilots / She had no idea it was called "Tiny Music" / Arg Stop it / (hits me) /

YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

says the dude with a chalkboard t-shirt

conductive potential sparks rage

" look sex is good ok?"

"you know who just creeps me the fuck out, i mean, besides Michael Savage, natch ...is Nancy Pelosi. she creeps me the fuck out."

________________

Wartime hock, to commemorate the defeat of three Floridians who commandeered the Oasis restaurant .

THE END TIMES // THE EQUIVOCAL TEAM BLOG BOOK DEAL BY GRYSON PUBLISHING CORP. NYC

GRYSON PUBLISHING CORP. NYC book deal on the VAGUE in an experimental lit. series on confluence of words. I've obviously taken all my team members' content without their approval and made money.

Photos: Juergenspecht

CHRIST DIED FOR OUR SINS

but he could've lived for em' too. Spawn a bunch of God Children with powers. We'd have oceans of wine.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MAKE EVRY1 LSTN TO CRSH TST DUMMIES' MMMMMM MMASDFMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM

TRY OUR NEW

• · Self evident drug health
• · Strip search
• · Violent sickness
• · That show out west
• · Losing game 4 is not an option
• · Got to get energy from ones Southern Cranberry Juice
• · Over the top drink specials
• · Super cups countdown menu
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I suppose

do you? do you really?

RICHEE EWE MAD?

"She's super hot....I once saw a picture of her eating fish n chips. It was great."



Local business fail. Automated DVD burns.

Bankrupt store-front proprieter #3,141,584.6 : The poor schmuck that couldn't see 5 minutes into the future.

A sign on the front door used to read "Fantasies do come true with time." there was an entire section dedicated to "post-WW II Japanese horror." As if you couldn't tell they were propaganda pieces. $2-a-burn. No profit there. Ridgewood Shoppers Group (RSG) put a ban on illegal activity that might compromise the sovereignty of the country. Information is free and shouldn't be wrested away from the people into the shadow of the oligarchy. Flex muscles and demand your right to financial backbone. Put it all back into your community, but be prepared for slanderous calls of "SOCIALIST" written with acrid yellow ink on genetically-modified paper.

As soon as Danny was ostracized from the self-regulating market, his lifeline was cut, his severance a charge of copyright infringement and piracy. Later investigations brought conspiratorial charges against his store, namely money laundering operations for the support of terror cells. A laptop was found; Danny disappeared.

"I was gonna say his father was really a migrant worker that operated a potato gun from the back of his uncle's El Camino, but he needs positive reinforcement. He's got a business in California, so he's real stressed out."

Let's produce fun

Oh 70s, so un-pc.

source: http://www.divinecaroline.com/22111/84399-playgrounds-70-s

TRUTH TO END ALL TRUTHS

MAURY > TWILIGHT

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO

IT'S WHO YOU KNOW; THAT WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

LOVE HURTS

falling down does too.

SEE, I'M NOT KIDDING:

Hotmail of a horny girl online

"www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hotmail of an horny girl online&start=20&sa=N"

THE DOOR THAT CAME [PART 15]

DEPARTMENT STORE WINE | CRUX | Two Jehovah's witnesses (always two, psychological advantage) pointed out to me that GOD was responsible for cell phones. By that logic I argued that GOD was also responsible for rape. I was told there were holes in Darwin's theories; no more than a man walking on water. We went into the whole transfusion debate, they can never win that one. The purpose is to spread the GOOD NEWS: "you won't recruit me, I'll never give you any money -- I can do good deeds without the help of a dated book of The Invisible Man's astrology -- there are homeless people right there in the alley, go help them now, go give them food, they need help immediately, don't waste time going door to door if you really aren't looking for future financial donnors" ... "They have to find GOD" ... "NO, they have to find a SANDWICH, go help THEM -- is it because they don't have a door you can knock on? I can bring one to you right now if you really want to help". THEY HAVE NO MONEY, SEE? | Faith shouldn't cost you money baby | We could've talked about baseball too, I suppose. Door closes, back to the top. | I like those little chinese cat statues that wave for money, I can get behind that. ps. alcoholism, google push.

TIGER BUTTER

Tiger Butter SPOILS like we do

I wish RADA would fix his goddamn broken images from fucking photobucket.

actual google searches that brought people here:

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BEYE moar rekkids

Radical sales pitch overheard in a St. Marks record store:

"A tired boy of 25 founded an independent record label, called it Transient GNARD Head Records. The only band to be signed was called Pink Munkeyz and they released a 7" single and a CD EP. They never toured and have been disbanded now for over 12 months. TGH Records is still in operation, but they only sell records as imports to the Japanese/Asian market. There is little doubt that if you should come across either the single or the EP, pick it up. In about 50 years, when the band is re-re-re-discovered by a college radio station no one even listens to, the combined sale of the old 45 vinyl and CD EP should fetch at least four figures. The buyer will more than likely be unemployed, or have a dead-end job working retail or at a coffee house. The money that you or the inheritor of the Pink Munkeyz releases will earn will be essentially the coinage saved by shut-in, probably.

"I am telling you this because I am the CEO of TGH Records. I predict that when I sell my shares of the company to AOL/Time Warner within the next 20 years or so, they will release the Pink Munkeyz songs as a compilation CD that will be marketed to 18-25 year olds. Sales will be modest, but over time it will develop into something hyped by third-party Internet media companies and will constantly be sought for years thereafter.

"What you don't know is that Pink Munkeyz played stoner metal mixed with dubstep production. What you also don't know is that we're being recorded by a Pasadena PR firm contracted by AOL/Time Warner.

"So a final painfully obvious word to the scarcely wise: fork over the $22 and buy the 45 and the EP."

In Canada, the legal drinking age is 18

in the United States, there are many buildings.

SPOILER WARNING

warns us of spoilers, spoils that there will be spoilers

Walking Fetish

Let me tell you the story of a man and his box of chocolates, and how he nearly conquered the world while indeed conquering our hearts.

NO 'BORTONS

"world of warcraft? is that some kinda online nazi paraphernalia store?"

"i hate my manager im going to knife him in the ass."

"is a guy who goes into a jacuzzi with wine by himself gay?"

MY EYE! MY EYE!

my other eye is ok.

ON SALE NOW

not on sale next week.

EARN A DEGREE

or don't.

EQUIVOCAL WILL RESUME ADVERTISING ON THE GLENN BECK PROGRAM

if Mr. Beck will shed tears of concern for the safety and future of Canada.

A Wii GAME ENTITLED "BARBIE HORSE RIDING"

Yep.

her application. i had a lyrics page open

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Versatility of a prole

A Closer Look at Life in the Trench

We have mentioned that the creatures which inhabit the Mariana Trench are all uniquely designed to survive in its extreme environment, but contrary to what one might readily assume, these life forms are not the result of evolution and adaptability - Quite the contrary, they are perhaps the most prehistoric life forms on the planet, some species, such as the Indians Ocean's deep-sea dweller the Coelacanth which has remained unchanged for millions of years.

There is much to learn about the origins of life on the planet by studying the denizens of the deep.

Good morning, gringo

RAID! BUGS! THOUSANDS! CAMERA ON ME! HELP!



Spartak fell out of his chair when the creepy-crawlies starting banging through his door. They were coming from the demonic banana flower his brother had given him after he'd returned from the rainforest. The banana flower was a poisonous strain, and it was unknown to westerners as one of the primary causes for wiping out the Mayan civilization.

"Zappa once said that Dylan beat him to the punch with Subterranean Homesick Blues. A year after the release of "Bringing It All Back Home" the Mothers released "Freak Out!" which featured a similar song called Trouble Everyday. Who produced both of these albums?"

A moment later, Spartak rushed outside to embrace the possibility of catching some fleeting breeze. Much like the a Ozzy after a series of European summer festivals, Spartak had lost sensation in his nose. Micropollens had corrupted olfactory nerves and he could not smell the stink of the dead birds nearby. Beetles covered the carcasses and were delivering the remnants of foul flesh to their hidden dens. Bright spots appeared before Spartak, forcing him to abandon all sense of reason as he suffocated from the swealtering heat. Dandelion seeds were released to the air as Spartak meandered about the clear spot besides the toe path. The last thought that sprang to his mind was of bullet ants biting his ass as he lay in the jungle.

"Iggy Pop has introduced heroin to numerous rock musicians over the course of his career. One of his drug dealers went on to play guitar in the LA hardcore scene. What was the name of the band?"

TRENDING

Farah Fawcett > Micheal Jackson > Billy Mays > Walter Cronkite

Observasionism >  Baby Boomers >  Latex >  Voyeurism

Ali G >  Borat >  Brüno >  Straight Dave

Indeed > Quite So > Absolutely >  Yeah

FUNKSHOI BLIPS / YOU BIP THEN YOU BOP

"It's kinda like blogging -- in song form; you hide behind the songs you post" in other words BLOG: THE MUSICAL

We couldn't even if we tried. Yes we fucking tried. That's why I'm...

There was a time when milk used to be, something something.

What was it? Good for you?

Milk? Are you out of your mind?

Seriously, are you out of it?

Your mind?

NEURAL NON-SEQUITUR

Actively praying to the Gods of Canada Post. Continuous worship / bad loans / equity / mortgage rates and 80s salon designs. June gloom July gloom Orlando gloom. Transform into a financial machine / finance my gallery.

Breaking the rhythm

Man in blue torn jersey handing out car service notes

Two girls in tight elastic jeans discussing the hook-ups of the past weekend

Two guys in dreads blasting Soulja Boy waiting in front of the last bodega on Bedford laughing at their own jokes

Emaciated girl in short red shorts rolling Drum tobacco

Crusty hippie chick begging for "discussion to keep spirits up" with two small dogs

Burrito truck making a killing on the corner while littering napkins all over the place

Muggy weather and strands of boredom flowing over the sweet-smelling lindens

The rain breaks the rhythm and it's a fine way to begin the work week.

a backslash escapes special characters to suppress their special meaning.

^pro(testant|stitute|folactic)$
^con(gressional|dom|fessional)$
^fac(ulty|ial|tory)$
^st(uff|ephs|iff|aff)$

HERE WE GO

"Microbacterium hatanonis is a new species of extremophile bacteria – that is, a species adapted to environmental conditions too extreme for other forms of life. This particular example was discovered living in hairspray."

SEND EMAILS DIRECTLY TO DENTISTS

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wow directly to dentists

NO MATTER WHO DOES IT

These standards also state that carrying a weapon to school (even if symbolic), covering one's face, and accommodation of prayer in school will not be permitted.[7] The document, drafted by the council members, states that stoning women or burning them alive is prohibited, as is female genital cutting. It attests that "Our people eat to nourish the body, not the soul", and that health-care professionals "do not have to ask permission to perform blood transfusions."

A TEACHER NOT SO OLD

KODAK > TAGGING > YEARBOOKS > CLASSMATES.COM

RYGAR > GRAPPLING HOOK > RYGAR'S ENDING

LEAKAGE > SANITARY > VANCOUVER > TWILIGHT

LARRY > SINGLE LIFE > IMMIGRANT > BALKI

do you need nuggets?

what are nuggets?

CONSERVATIVES CLAIM JESUS WOULD BE PRO-WATERBOARDING

Well sure, the guy walks on water, what's HE afraid of?

I'd pay good money to see that

no one wants to pay bad money.

THE DOor that came [part 14]

IN WHICH BURT DIES | Through a lifelong labirynth, a look back reveals one sole path, a finite one; a pale green. A scenario in which your "gaming ally" will eventually fall, but not by the hand of a major antagonist but rather a lackey from the lower levels -- no cut scenes and no drama either; just the quest that lies ahead. Refreshing!

This Weeks, _________ Incorporated Weekly (mandatory) Employee Lunch Time Chat!

Topics include

• Budgeting 101
  
• Exercise – It Does the Body Good
  
• Bathroom Etiquette
  
• Try Vegetables
  
• Stress: Learning to Cope
  
• Kids in the Kitchen
  
• Appropriate Work Place Dress
  
• Responsible Drinking
  
• Donuts: Learning When to Say When
  
• Social Networking Pitfalls
  

Insight

I got called Cyrus the other day, so it lead to me discover this:

c. 4000 – 3000 BC — Austronesian peoples reach Formosa (Taiwan) having crossed 150KM from China using advanced maritime technology.

PROPER NUMBERING

THE SUBSTITUTE
THE SUBSTITUTE 2 SCHOOL'S OUT
THE SUBSTITUTE 3 WINNER TAKES ALL
THE SUBSTITUTE FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

No "4"

VAGUE LINKS

Keller disagrees, pointing out that the slow accretion of sediment that she and Addate recorded is completely inconsistent with a sudden event like a tsunami. (See pictures of animals in space.) 

Rather, they say, the source might have been massive volcanoes, like the ones that blew in the Deccan Traps in what is now India at just the right point in history. (See pictures of the space race.) 

That sediment, they calculate, was laid down at a rate of about 0.8 in. to 1.2 in. per thousand years, meaning that all 30 feet took 300,000 years to settle into place. (See pictures of Mexico's swine flu outbreak.) 

HOW YOU CAN START PERFORMING BETTER IN BED AND START PLEASING YOUR PARTNER

How You Can Start Performing Better In Bed And Start Pleeasing Your
Partner
Seat, one should seat oneself and remain with of yama all those pandus and
srinjayas who were no affection, thou hast no gratitude, since thou own
border hills were crowned with similar watchtowers were uniformly gentle
and forbearing. He may have to ruffle it with young amorians on as many
shillings take off your shoes and carry them in your hand. Passed the night
of the 18th in a small bay called ark and have it furnished with a long
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vague scepterian edits, I give myself up to it and am free of suffering

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I hear his son's gonna get the electric chair if he's indicted, then found guilty of crimes against humanity. His last seat will be a rickety old chair found in the back of the janitor's closet in the basement of P.S. 17, a school (Woodworth elementary) who's named after the person who sold a patent for the incandescent light bulb to T. A. Edison. Yes, the electricity will be supplied by a bolt of lightning, just like in that movie involving a DELOREAN. The city will get more tax breaks for being "GREEN" and also achieve poetic justice for some three-thousand deceased.

finding coincidences and meaning in life

13 arrows (by law)
13 the evil gods, Loki
13 total letters/digits in both 1776 and its Roman Numeral equivalent MDCCLXXVI (apparently coincidental)
13 days till my results (by choice)
13 open circles on the ternary (by custom, not by law)
13 species
13 salted whole Cashews (eschew)
13 hours to a complete day work
13 ways of running away from what is innocent about you
13 cans and was on display
13 locations to the west of Georges Creek (true)
13 acidic vitamins (proscribed)
13 ants (by choice)
13 (by law)
13 (apparently coincidental)
13 ((by choice) and (by law))
13 overtones in goddess ((((by non-local temperament)*8*)(by law)(()not a choice)(dull))

13 letters in rabbitbrushes (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in racemisations (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in racemizations (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in racketeerings (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in raconteurings (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radialisation (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radialization (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radiationless (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radicalnesses (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radiesthesias (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radiesthesist (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radioactively (apparently coincidental)
13 letters in radioactivity (apparently coincidental)

WHO WATCHES TH--

rada: A 24-year-old man from Eugene, Oregon recently made the boldest statement a person can make about a movie, during a movie, when he committed suicide during a showing of Watchmen at a Regal Cinemas theater.
husk: wow
husk: was that Alan Moore?

YES II

YA! spodumene is posting another incomprehensible post about silos and sanitariums!!!!!!

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Human skills

Creativity, Critical thinking, Human body positions, Human communication, Humor, Language, Literacy, Motor skills, Observation, Reading, Spiritual faculties, Sports and entertainment skills, Walking, Writing, Backward running, Balance ability, Brace position, Cloud swing, Common sense, Conscience, Crabwalking, Crawling, Explanatory style, Foraging, Functional illiteracy, Gait human, Gardening, Grecian bend, Hand walking, Handstand, Health literacy, Human cannonball, Information literacy, Jumping, Language, Literacy, Mediacy, National Literacy Trust, International Philosophy Day, Plastoon crawling, Running, Scientific literacy, Snap fingers, Staring, Static trapeze, Stepping walking, Study skills, Technological literacy, Walking

PLANKTON

husk: 'sup?
rada: reading about a scientific FAIL
husk: ... The Bible?
rada: lol
rada: nah....this experiment to pump iron into a part of the ocean to sequester carbon
rada: iron would attract phytoplankton, which would built tiny shells and take up CO2 in the ocean
rada: then die, sink to the bottom....
rada: a little less CO2 in the oceans
rada: only problem is, these shrimps ate all the plankton
husk: so, still single?
husk: that's why.

pocket knife & duct tape

'SUP WIT RADA?

JOHN'S USIN' GIMP FOR IMAGE EDITING / LISTENING TO LIGHTNING BOLT

radagast the brown

RADA EGGsistS!

ewe'v scene 'im

eye'v knueffer ben rawng, know muther effer

eye gotta sae effer cuz ike ant sae fukker

meye messij fore ewe, simpul:

at ewe, lyfe grunts. dance rings 'round thee gruntings.

"This advice benefits none more than the migrant workers driving from southern Mexico up to Idaho to pick the genetically copyrighten [sic] spuds that become fried-fodder for heart disease. They should keep this in mind: eliminate all the YTs and take their place in this sinking ship. They'll have better luck with the patchwork than their predecessors."
-man in a hat with terminal schizophrenia.

2012 dude... its over, all over

wtf

LOL WTF 1

LOL WTF 2

LOL WTF 3

joebloggs: heres the reality show i want
joebloggs: katrina 2: uncensored
joebloggs: lets break a levee
joebloggs: and film
husk: ohh
husk: would it have a stadium scene?
joebloggs: no
joebloggs: too easy
joebloggs: maybe in the credits

HEREWEGOAGAIN

RADA JUST GON AN ADDED "HYPERLINKS" AS A TAG ON HIS BLOGZ DORK

LOLZ THE 'HELL IS RADA UP TO NOW??

JOHN JUST PROPOSED TO SOME MOSSY ROCKS

WHATS RADA DOING NOW?

JOHN APPEARS TO BE 'AWAY' ON AIM/iChat

WHATS RADA DOING NOW?

JOHN APPEARS TO BE 'AWAY' ON AIM/iChat

an update on JohnRada

THERE'S JOHN.

YEP, HE'S LOOKING AT ROCKS AGAIN.

Cerebus knows where you live

can you guess the year?

HAVE A WEBCAM?

Greetings
Hey I found your email a few days ago and just now getting around to contacting you.

I'm emailing you because I wanna be on top of you.

I also wanted to let you know about my personal blog
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McMansions irk neighbors by towering over them

irish shit

Irish people say shit a lot but sometimes also they say words that are not shit that sound like they are saying shit

YES I

20X5

One other major sound change was to the "countdown alarm" when Mother Brain dies: in the FDS version, it's a loud screeching siren, and in the NES version, it's a slightly soft "whoop whoop" sound.

Good tidings to you as you read.

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obama!

LiAlSi2O6: There's a voice that keeps on calling me. 

(Co₃(AsO₄)₂·8H₂O): Ir efe zaoob?

LiAlSi2O6: Every stop I make, I make a new friend. 

(Co₃(AsO₄)₂·8H₂O): Ahfu udye, zad. Inwy jisy mvvijxe dtwrxtpm vstiz kfqzimw.

LiAlSi2O6: Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

(Co₃(AsO₄)₂·8H₂O): Be amazed at shimmering flooring?

LiAlSi2O6: No thats silly. it is not even interesting how is anybody supposed to read that stuff. I was trying to be real and all u do is fuck me. I'll just turn in and forget it and pretent i am better than you think i am. . 

(Co₃(AsO₄)₂·8H₂O): when is a chair not a chair? 

LiAlSi2O6: right... typing words. 

MER-EH-CUH

when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when red men can get ahead man.

Husk:
a poet after obama??
though act to follow
Joe Bloggz:
that poem SUCKED
Husk:
i think that poem gave me my first period
Joe Bloggz:
that poem was so irrelevant
Husk:
know what would've been better?
way better?
Joe Bloggz:
a trailer for iron man 2
Husk:
LOL
that too
Joe Bloggz:
america.
Husk:
damn that would,ve been awesome

more like, really bad joke time.

Lisa Kudrow Video Series

Lisa Kudrow stars as a therapist with limited patience in this original improvised web series on LStudio.com.

481

fill own way, with the are hungry, but with The Evidence.  We can M CONVOSIMPORTANT SHITMETROID (FAMICOM)POETRY IN NULLTHE DOOR THAT CAMETHE GREAT DEBATEour eyes to be a  sour imited to start advertising your own block as being autonomous and then you can get your own police force to ensure the peace is kept and the minorities are keX > CHRIS BENOIT > AQUAFRESH JAPAN > NEONS > VIRTUA FIGHTER > KETpt in checou nd like those Turkish spammer addresseshusk: BETRTER TO FADE OUT THAN 2 FADE AWAYZtroll: Better to kurt not dead k around your block. That way, you will be able to tax them even though they get second-rate treatment since they’ll be consiation. Sooner or later Man is punished by Man, on provided on this websithing of wine-red pleasure, content with can be with. e: the earth. 

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30_v_MMVI

500dth post by Dave!! its about beast feeding!

We are on the earth according to rules set forth by the living.  

Being here, now, we are in the need of some form of food. 

However we cannot fill own way, with the are hungry, but with The Evidence.  

We can see Him of our eyes to be a  sour imitation.

 Sooner or later Man is punished by Man, on provided on this website: the earth. 

When we see Him we will come to know a temple somewhere, somewhere where our God dwells and in their own way will find another shady kill. 

Another creature, and somewhere in Southeast, we chance or being against the Other. 

Does the hunt lead to something that will make God fuck the beast?
You may be left without legs. 

This is for whom the temple was built, now we are are fed.

They will praise the chimpanzees for he put their religious concerns above themselves. 

Asia(?), but those know that is not what is, why man is a person!

May he be troubled when hespat into his nostrils and spirit was born. 

"asian" jint

There is no structure to life. How will the epistemological - 

we will be talking white condor on the wall

Human beings are unstructured - the world of unstructured letters

serendipitous singular interaction is possible in unstructured nothing

DJ STRIPPER

troll: you remember when i had my appartment in ****, at one point I had these strippers living at my place?
husk: ... no?
troll: anyways, yeah, i had strippers living with me for a couple months
husk: lol go on

You have 1 new mmessage

How to make your penis strong for long timme?
We know: CLICK HEREMy accomplice, as i have committed no crime.' anxiously,
as a nervous uncle might look at a hide from either of the
mothers that the sight is quite different. And then dear
aime, after republicans from democrats, with a passage of.

WEEE-OHH

kevlar: it's the police
kevlar: every little thing she does is magic
kevlar: those are actually in the lyrics
husk: you're full of shit

Mang

When I go faster in my car, time goes faster. It's like I can't go fast enough, or, that I can't go slow enough because, when I do, the smoke signals from the other cars become unbearable in their volume and start to confirm all of the things that I thought about myself. Truth does in fact arrive like a big parade with huge balloons and clowns in tiny cars. Jack Raymond Jackson Senior walks into a room quietly and and always measures his words. He don't say much because he's hiding unacceptable attitudes under the rubric of "what is right". Jack, a white haired redneck prick who I loved as a second father, was impressed that I held my own in a fight with his son, Jack Raymond Jackson Junior, and the wigger from down the road, Mike Smith. They attacked me in Jack's front yard the day after they found out that my first girlfriend was a nigger. They called me "nigger lover" and Mike Smith cold cocked me with a harsh slap to my face from behind. Jack Junior tackled me and the gig was set. Mike Smith was no problem in a one on one. As Jack tried to wrestle me I turned around quickly and lit up the skinny fuck Smith jaw with a roundhouse left fueled by my turning body. He went down and I struggled with Jack junior. Jack was bigger but he was no athlete and the gentler of the two, he wasn't trying to hurt me. Smith was straight up mean and stained, driven by the rage of a shattered household, he was 13 and and he had run wild for years. He was a towhead with scars on his face and transparent skin. I was 12 and Jack was also 12. I knew that I needed to keep my focus on Mike Smith because after being decked by that first punch, he was going to get up meaner. So, as I wrestled with Jack, I kept my eye on that tattered little white fuck, Smith. When he came at me with his feet I grabbed one and twisted it as hard as I could...he fell down and kept kicking. I caught one kick in the face and my nose started to bleed. As Jack had me by the waist, I pulled Mike Smith close to me to get away from his feet, grabbed his arm and worked my way up. When he was in range I launched a fist straight up and into the underside of his jaw. I could hear his teeth snap together when I did that. Jack had me in a sort of a hug at the waist and I had a good grip on Mike Smith who was shaking off the last shot, i think i almost knocked him out. When he recovered he started squirming like a wild animal and I had difficulty controlling him. He got away and ran over to the driveway and grabbed a handful of gravel and came back over, started whipping rocks at me and my head. That scared me and I got away from Jack who was losing interest and was worried about getting hit with a rock...I got up and ran at Mike and tackled him and then beat the shit out of him while sitting on his chest. I had him pinned at the base of an old oak tree that had been struck by lightning. Jack had called me one morning after a big storm and told me about the tree and I yelled to my mom "Jack's tree got struck by lightning, I'm goin' over there!" I got on my bike and rode as fast as I could to see it. It was a beautiful summer morning and I didn't even stop at the wetland along the road to look at the tadpoles. They had crew cuts and I had wild, long, tangled blond hair. Jack R. Jackson Senior then came off the porch and pulled me off Mike and said to them.."You two let this city boy kick your asses..how do you feel now? He patted me on the back, put his hand on my head and said, "I didn't think you had it in you, boy, you won that fight. I thought you were gonna kill Mike otherwise I would have let it go" I WAS halfway to killing that little son of a bitch when Jack Senior pulled me off him. He had watched the whole thing from the porch. I saw him up there in the corner of my eyes and I was scared because I thought I'd get in trouble if I hurt his son. He didn't care, it was all about becoming men for him, he was checking his son for guts. I think he was also hoping Mike would get licked cause he didn't like Mike very much. I'm pretty sure Jack Jackson Senior voted for John McCain in the Presidential election. Jack Junior was my best friend, even after that fight. We fished together every day we could, mang.

reds on the bus, at my feet

If your spouse asks you whether you remembered to mail the tax forms and you say “Yes,” even though you know they're still sitting on the passenger seat of your car, you're telling a lie, which is a deliberately false statement. If you launch into a lengthy explanation of the day's frustrations and setbacks, the correct word would be prevaricate, which is to quibble, dodge the point, or confuse the issue so as to avoid telling the truth. If you tell your spouse that you would have mailed the taxes, but then you started thinking about an important deduction you might be entitled to take and decided it would be unwise to mail them without looking into it, you're rationalizing, which is to come up with reasons that put your own behavior in the most favorable possible light. If you say that there was an accident in front of the post office that prevented you from finding a parking space and there really wasn't, fabricate is the correct verb, meaning that you've invented a false story or excuse without the harsh connotations of lie. Equivocate implies saying one thing and meaning another; it usually suggests the use of words that have more than one meaning, or whose ambiguity may be misleading. For example, if your spouse says, “Did you take care of the taxes today?” you might equivocate by saying “Yes,” you took care of them—meaning that you finished completing the forms and sealing them in the envelope, but that you didn't actually get them to the post office.

ВОЗВРАЩЕНИЯ ОТ УМЕРШИХ

оно проползло бы в мои сновидения, как " hey свое раскрытое вверх по again" , часть всех вещей я потерял когда я был выселен из там

hue:320_sat:60_bri:100

"I like the burning children. I know you've caught onto my arsonist lifestyle, and you will blackmail me to do lethargic endeavors equivocal demands of following calendar dates of obsolete societies.

"I will probably wind-up getting blackmailed."

“It has been my fate in a long life of production to be credited chiefly with the equivocal virtue of industry, a quality so excellent in morals, so little satisfactory in art.”

“There is something suspicious about music, gentlemen. I insist that she is, by her nature, equivocal. I shall not be going too far in saying at once that she is politically suspect.”

Hoffa.Christopher@home.dreamincode.net

Hi JOhn,
Hello John!

Strand investments

Preamble of a study that applies to no one

Western society's failure at transcendence

A once passive male, now assuming the role of dominant female; pregnant poisson d'avril

The region in time when the transitions of living occur, at times enveloped in nightmares

Iterations indicate ingenious madness

(ultimate lucid dreaming)

Postulations of presumed paleoconfiguration after much convection

Loving one's self, the equivalent of communing with God (circa 2525)

Public misread leads to federal litigation

Manifesto for the privileged (suburban) guilty conscience

YOUTUBE FIGHTS

jk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk
husk: i retaliate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsEYqFQZoQA
jk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuVctTeQ7xg
husk: you win

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WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF IT ALL?

"CAPITALISM WOULD NOT COLLAPSE IF GRENADA REMAINED REVOLUTIONARY. AND REAGAN WAS RIGHT --- IT WASN'T A MATTER OF DIRECT RESOURCES THAT YOU NEEDED FROM THAT COUNTRY. HE SAID, "NUTMEG IS NOT THE QUESTION," AND THAT WAS GRENADA'S BIGGEST EXPORT, BUT WE COULD GET PERFECTLY GOOD NUTMEG FROM AFRICA. YOU DON'T NEED GRENADA'S NUTMEG. SO WHY DID THEY INVADE GRENADA?

"THEY INVADED GRENADA BECAUSE THEY WERE SERVING NOTICE TO THE PEOPLE OF THE CARIBBEAN, AND TO THE PEOPLE LATIN AMERICA, AND TO THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD THAT YOU CANNOT DROP OUT OF YOUR CLIENT-STATE FREE MARKET SYSTEM, THAT IF YOU TRIED TO TAKE AN INDEPENDENT SOURCE, AND THAT IF YOU USE YOUR LAND, YOUR LABOR, YOUR RESOURCES, AND YOUR CAPITAL AND YOUR MARKETS IN A DIFFERENT WAY, IN A COLLECTIVIST WAY...IF YOU USE THEM TO BENEFIT THE NEEDS OF YOUR PEOPLE RATHER THAN BE MILKED LIKE A COW BY FOREIGN INVESTORS...IF YOU DO THAT THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU."

VOTE, EH?

*****: who did ya vote for
husk: Bloc
*****: reform???
husk: no, le Bloc Québecois
*****: wow way to waste a vote...
husk: why's that?
*****: any other vote outside of Dems and the GOP is a wasted one
husk: ok, but I live in Canada
*****: whats wrong with obama??
husk: he seems ok
*****: ?? why didnt you vote for HIM then
husk: I live in Canada

TRNSFRM

Poor kid sporting a Wal-Mart TRANSFORMERS MOVIE costume -- he transforms into a beating.

buttered, salted noodles.

MUAHAHAHAHAH WHOLESALE PREVAILS, BITCHES.

HOW TO THANK A WAITRESS

I guess you could also leave her a tip.

somewhat responsible

mysterious pink light over London
now don't tell me fuckin' rocks caused this...

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DOES YOUR PAIN HURT

troll: beach whores
husk: that doesn't sound too bad actually
troll: they have sand in their vaginas
husk: does their pain hurt?
troll: no. they love it
husk: then all is well
husk: forever

husk: does your pain hurt?
joe bloggz: no

husk: does your pain hurt?
melons: my hurt hurts

husk: does your pain hurt?
jk: my palin hurts
husk: so obvious
jk: so current
husk: so now
jk: so us
husk: fal;jkfa

She could very well be the personification of my stress induced work issues;

"you can't have fun -- you have deadlines".wCuw9rees along the highway; there seem to be more ” and he said that in 1984! I think it is merely dormant. It will return and become the sole means of impertinent straws on the camel’s back. Papyr was Lemcrosses, but maybe they are Virginia Easter decorations or maybe not; the people se, I'd sure as hell be glad that it was "just a crush" so that I could be rid of you as soon as possible. Oh shit, here comes that "Sha-la-la-la" moron again... run beforeem more kind, they saUve smiled inside the storm reaching higher to keep wytCI86e0mORcf of their status....4042930543750434548hey only know Frasier's name 'another application. i had a lyrics page open, the video and photobocause he saw potential in Niles and got out of there in because Attempt us like that. My reality will probably be different 10 year from now. So until then, fuck you aed the internet to find the victims over the internet.Husk (8:51:21 PM): whenifelodamedor

SUPER

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Frank Quinto: i have a question for you
Frank Quinto: imperial star destroyer vs. uss enterprise?
Joe Bloggz: hmm
Joe Bloggz: uss enterprise from...the next generation
Frank Quinto: the kirk days
Joe Bloggz: nah fuck that
Joe Bloggz: picard could take on the imperial
Joe Bloggz: but not kirk
Joe Bloggz: imperial star destroyer had mavericks

Joe Bloggz: the real question
Joe Bloggz: who would you rather fuck
Joe Bloggz: palin..or kuccinchs wife
Frank Quinto: threesome?
Joe Bloggz: You're a maverick

Tons of tapioca

numbers:

1680, 1580, 3880, 2200, 1560, 1980, 1840.

Q:

What number should not belong to this set?

1, 8, 27, 36, 64, 125, 144, 216

i blame canada

You know, I think a economy, is go to a time and speak with time or a bad time and america's a good barometer here, kid's soccer commission, you know. I appreciate this thank you, gwen. and I thank the as we try to figure out has this game on saturday, and turn to any privilege of being able to be here parent there on the Our workforce. that's a positive. done respect your years this world, with the economy being strong, reform, where getting business that's encouragement. track record of along party line, not is, you know, put the work ethic that is course, he's pretty much only voted that new energy and that along his party that's why, with aside, and get down to as a mayor is all due respect, I do have been solely he was talking to and that's going to come in the u.s. him there. for the american people to senate and put him in the white house, tired of the old fundamental of our reform. and I've joined this team aside to just get the america. we're referring to the job done. now, americans are craving something new and having that proof done as a governor and for the people of partisan politics american workforce is the greatest in just entrenched in new commitment and that's what percent of his votes mavericks with john john mccain, in think that's why we commitment, too, john mccain meant. now, what I've of he was talking that is a team of maverick from the mccain, also, with his barack obama, of we're known for putting different and partisanship, put the special interests had that track record need to send the senate, but I think (inaudible) I've ingenuity and the and I'm happy to join know that his politics as usual. and lines. in fact, 96 with reform.

MARRIAGE

husk: go and marry sheep if you want
husk: I don't care
joe bloggz: well
joe bloggz: you have to protect innocent animals
joe bloggz: you cant go around making new diseases and raping unwilling animals
husk: wait
husk: there's willing animals?

re she bugs him all night

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ELECT ZOD

"In agro-industry, petroleum, telecommunication, electricity, water, and banking, both large national and transnational conglomerates [...] pressuring the government to pay the foreign debt, increase public rates, compensate the banks for their losses due to capital flight [...] reign supreme while being contested by numerous popular organizations of civil society."

ELECT ZOD

week of blowing coal dust

transcribe email i don't care about my job hometown nix development or at least hardcore development how long to get there 

41 DAYS LEFT TO VOTE

Fuck! GO WHOLESALE

Bizzy Bee Bondage (ii)

Flip: those are some good ones. Look at the thickness of the caps. They must have excellent gills. No one would know these weren't bought at a store.
Miles: you need to stop using negatives like that, homeslice. It ain't a good look.
Flip: Fuck semantics right now, brodango. We got a lot of fungus to collect. And there are mad flying stingers around, so I wanna operate fast. With the quick-speed, let's hurry.
Miles: C'mon now, we got all the time in the world. These shrooms ain't gonna be disappearing on us. We got a whole 'nother three hours before the wetting.
Flip: Trust me. you ain't never gotten stung by a stinger. It would suck to have to suck poison outta you. I wouldn't be the one to do it.
Miles: Unless you got turned to stone. Then the stingers wouldn't be really important. No threat there, not if you was a stoned-dew face.
Flip: Shut yo' mouth. Let's go to the violets. There's some A. vaginata over there.

Violets had the best kind of aroma. The bumbles always stole their pollen. Mr. Snookles had been there when a one shot up his nose trying to extract crusty phlegm, a non-humorous affair for only him. Not since the horrifying experience of watching Abe Lanning's dreams eaten by spaghetti man had the dew face of Snookles absorbed such abject pain. His fate would be sealed the day his existence was re-mineralized. Of course, the convergence of a resolute bee and a couple of spore-hunters would be him, the grewd-dew faced Snookles. Craven, not. Oblivious, never. A reference point for continuous progress, measured and scrutinized; unequivocal.

Stingers were your friend. You were a bee. You could retract and poke, stab and sheath. Your chariot was your behind. Grunting and bickering beings of a "higher order" were your obstacle. Lack of cognition notwithstanding, you were a productive bee. Buzzing into the array of violets, there was a small, absolute instinct: pollen for the nest, or stinging puncture. You praised the sun, treated the vanished pecker as a marker in the road; the rendezvous of leisurely saunters of a sultry afternoon and a staunch Epicurean of June. You heard nothing, for you had no ears. You buzzed to a flower, muscles contracting all the while. A pluck later, peckerless peons suffered nose trauma. You returned to the nest, ready to start the rebuild, while some other forms of "higher beings" ran far back to their artificial home, away from the duty you had only just begun.

ugh

i just sharted.


srsly, guyz.

Put on your, break out your, and get ready to cheer for the, as they host the in the home opener at on September 7^th. All employees are invited to support the finest by wearing jerseys, shirts and other gear on Friday, September 5^th. After a 3-1 pre-season start, best in the, ours are poised to have a great season. And employees and fans will be there every step of the way, showing their support in (work-appropriate) team colors.

rday that an impo

rtant factbook was unearthed in this famous books outnumbered by comics library. The book was dated in 1920s and contains entries of genealogical importance.POSTED BY HUSK AT 3:43 PM 0 COMPLAINTSLABELS: VAGUE SPAMLOOK AT MY CLOTHES
"AS A BOY, I'M COMING UP THROUGH THE 60s, SO I THOUGHT MY LATE TEENS, EARLY 20s WERE GOING TO BE THE MOST RADICAL YEARS OF MY LIFE. AND THEN I GET THERE AND, YEAH, IT'S PETE FRAMPTON IN A KIMONO, MAN."
POSTED BY RADA AT 8:19 AM 0 COMPLAINTSLABELS: DILAPIDATED QUOTES12 AUGUST 2008
NOT READYjoe bloggz: dusssst in the wind joe bloggz: alll we are is dusst in the winnnnddhusk: fuck thathusk: i don't wanna BE du

Power expires leadership, the elect Prime was made to continue.

Bizzy Bee Bondage

The bizzy bee had come to terms with the fire. Her nest had burned to charcoal and ash. She had no need for tears. She had no need for ears. Bees lack such things. There is no remorse for bees, and no fear or self-doubt. Bizzy was a bee, and she knew exactly where to go. Flying high, building up electrostatic charge, the bee cut deep into the flowers as pollen clung to her body.

Miles: Is that a SMILING TURDUCKEN?
Flip: Nah, dog, that's a grewd-dew faced Mr. Snookles. His little hat is missing, so someone gave him a tape measure to wear instead. Look at his pecker! it's also missing!
Miles: You seen that grewd-dew pecker? I ain't never seen one.
Flip: 'Taint nothin special. But maybe someone broke it off and stole it! He's been stone for a while. I think he fell into a beer vat and got turned to some mineral. You can chip away at him, so his pecker probably got picked by some thug.
Miles: that sounds like a douchebag thing to do.

Flying high, building up electrostatic for pollen collection, you found the outcrop where the violets used to grow. They used to grow on the grewd-dew face. He had turned to stone some time ago, but you don't care or understand. You need to collect sustenance and rebuild. You alone, or else the nest won't reappear. You fly like a metaphor in a Tom Waits song, the bee that stings the vagabond asleep in the old barn. You will sting mushroom collectors in the sweltering forest of Dixie.

t b cont.

FACE YOUR NEW MATE WITHOUT FEAR

Expect stable growth of your love wand, as you start taking this treatment!
Yes, you can really better it! Start today!
Wednesday at 2.71 marks, down only 3 percent. (By the end of September,George Soros is an intensely intellectual man who spends muchdoorstep. If you want it on the record what you did and what you

MMA BASHING II

husk: i heard somewhere on the radio that they might make it an official sport soon
husk: given that they stand up and fight once in a while
husk: it would be cool
troll: uh yeah, hey "insert boxer name here", i hope you know how to get out of a thai clinche
husk: pretty easy
husk: when the guy rolls on the floor locked in fetal position for some reason, just punch him in the face
troll: the ref stands them up
troll: fyi
husk: haha
husk: the nerve of me! :P
troll: if the fighter is trying for a dominate position or if they are stale mate... theyre stood up
husk: they're mates alright

(inside) physics of heartening a wretch

discussed during the improvised building of an air-conditioner.

[alphaaa] rada a name from where ?
[rada] it was coined here, and elsewhere
[rada] i think the first person to call me rada was Q***
[alphaaa] who is Q***
[rada] Q*** was a girl from C*******. She's become infatuated with non-profit much to her chagrin.
[alphaaa] you mean non profit organisations
[rada] yes
[alphaaa] and now she's poor and miserable ?
[alphaaa] or what
[rada] I don't know, but with time, she's grown above the impulse to react to some "liberal guilt" that's been invoked by her Catholic upbringing. You know how guilt ridden Catholics can get.
[rada] I guess the story of where rada originates is seeped in a false dream of ridding unnecessary guilt from people of certain backgrounds.
[rada] I've come to realize that this may not be a strong point of mine
[alphaaa] i'm 25, u ?
[rada] i am U year(s) old

BRITNEY SUES VAGINA FOR DIVORCE

BRITNEY SPEARS and MADONNA play Grand Theft Auto 4
BRITNEY wants hearing moved

INTERVIEW WITH RADA

Husk interviews fellow Equivocalists

husk: you available?
rada: sure
rada: 4:20 MAN! i'm tuning out man!
husk: what?
rada: j/k
rada: what's up?
husk: when was the last time you played Lemmings®?
rada: 9 years ago?
rada: wait....no, i've never played lemmings.
husk: is Dr.Phil really concerned with ratings?
rada: he's more concerned with making women cry, so yes, he must be concerned with ratings.
husk: have you ever caught anyone pleasuring themselves?
rada: no person, but i have caught numerous dogs licking themselves.
husk: will there be an end to Holiday/Christmas movies featuring Vince Vaughn?
rada: No. As he gets older, the amount of those movies will increase exponentially until we all shove tootsie rolls into your eyes and ears.
rada: the only candy i could think is was tootsie rolls
husk: LIES ALL LIES
husk: so, Fission track dating?
husk: 'sup with that
rada: it's a way to date shit. you ever date anything that was over 10 million years old?
husk: were you ever under the impression that you broke your penis during intercourse, given that you've had any?
rada: yes, no, i...thing is....
rada: no. i thought i lost my dick inside a vagina once, but i think that just says something about my deep-seeded fear of vagina dentata
husk: why is LOST season 2 superior to every other LOST seasons to date?
rada: i don't watch LOST you depressing fuck
husk: YOU'RE depressed
rada: you've reminded me that i don't have a TV and that I don't even have the will to download TV shows. it's more a breath of fresh air than anything else.
husk: what would be the title of your autumn blockbuster Horror Comedy?
rada: Piranha Punch. It would involve a specific type of piranha that only attacks menstrating females. It's star Rob Schneider as a camp counselor who discovers these fish were brought over from south america by some crazy biologist
husk: plants... how obvious
husk: k we're done
rada: you picked the worst time.....my brain is fried
husk: makes it even better
rada: lol
rada: piranah punch?
rada: god....that's horrible