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05 February 2008

VOTE OR DIE!!!!

Remember that slogan "vote or die" or was it "VOTE OR DIE!!!!"

did anyone actually die? (not including diddy's )


Today i voted the shit out of that machine. it wasn't really a machine. you get this piece of paper, you connect the center of a broken arrow..ahttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifnd that's it. you get like 27 options. you get 1 vote. i wonder how many people voted for candidates that dropped out of the race. it took 4 people to confirm my identity which was pretty fun. not as fun as the sticker they give you afterwards that says "Hey, I'm a projecting asshole - I voted today! I hope you feel guilty if you didn't."

It was a pretty eclectic mix of sexists women obviously voting for Hillary in their power suits. Then you had women in their sweatshirts and medical scrub pants who were probably voting for Obama or Hillary to cash in on that health care scam. Yes, it is a scam. Do you really want the government to manage your health care? LOLOlol. shit you morons deserve this if you think so. There were a couple of black people there who were overdressed (so was I)- remember when the airport or the mall were nice places. Everyone dressed up... You had to, you were going into public and it was important to be presentable. Then southwest and Old navy came to town..and people started wearing sweatpants into banana republic and neimans.

Then you had the Mccain people. Scary, angry, and very old. It was obvious the mccain people were counting the provisionals and etc. Big red shirts, cowboy hats. Rich wannabe rancher socialites who thinks terrorism is a real concern. (It's not) Any Romney supporters? Hard to tell, these guys dont stick out very much like the Ron Paul crowd. So that's all guesswork.

we have to pray hillary's neo-con policies dont take over. we have to hope obama actually has policies (someone told me yesterday one of his policies was "inspiration"), we have to try and be happy that Mccain will get beat by the previous two. We wonder if Romney ever had a chance. And we question why people are too ignorant to understand Ron Paul was the best man for the job.

May I just move to another country? Does Canada suck as much as Mccain claims?

28 January 2008

bad news

britney spears went to the mall instead of court for her child visitation hearing.

Spears has had all visitation privileges revoked "indefinitely." ...again.

Gordon B. Hinkley, the Mormon's "Living Prophet" died the other day. He was like 97.

a group called anonymous has started a "war" against Scientology. Good luck, I dont know how anyone can make a better case against the church of Scientology than the church of Scientology already does.

ron paul apparently wont Louisiana but now the state says it will not count certain ballots. bummer.

on a brigter side, mickey dee's is at it again. "Well, you see..not only did i maintain a 4.0..but I trained with Ronald in austrian economics." gay.

Uses of baking soda gets shafted again..no mention of cutting that cocccaaaine.


25 January 2008

AND THEN THERE WAS 5

Oh what a night, what a show, what a debate.

The Republican GOP debate aired last night on MSNBC. If you expected a fairer debate than Fox news you were pleasantly surprised that all media seems to hurt more than your alcoholic stepfather. No, not the one who didn't go to AA. The one who did and got the 3rd chip and found out he not only hated you and your mother, but God, too. It made the belt feel a little more tragic.

Anyway, I hate to beat a dead whore (your mother) so, let's continue. It was clear that Romney is NBC's guy. Which isn't really the entire truth. Hillary is NBC's candidate thru representation of Romney. Does that make sense? Okay, when you go to the store to get shoes, you see Nike or Adidas. That's what they're doing here. It's more complex than that, but you don't really care to read the intricacies of politics and the media..do you? You fucking disgust me.

So anyway, It was obvious Romney was getting prompted on how to answer

Mccain was completely dumbed founded on how to answer anything...seeing as all the questions were about the economy.

Huckabee did a good job not saying anything of substance which seems to work when you're fat.
Oh, don't get me wrong. It doesn't help..but it doesn't hurt. Unlike the pack of Oreos he eats before every debate. Look at those teeth. Guh.

WHAT THE FUCK was up with those faces Rudy Guillani kept making? Are you a beaver? Are you the devil? WHAT? Creepy. Double Guh.

Ron, Ron, Ron. You only got 6 minutes to debate compared to most of the other candidate's 20+ minutes. You could have been more of a jerk and broken in at one point. My only real complaint was the question you asked Mccain. He was so confused about the answer that he completely sidestepped and started name dropping. The problem was...everyone at home was confused by the question, too. Why didn't you ask him about repealing the patriot act or why people insist on grouping terrorists/al quaida with Iraq when in fact we went about UN Sanctions..not terrorism at all? No, no, it's fine... I mean..maybe America isn't as dumb as I think and they were with you. Also, your suit looked a tad big on you..has Huck been stealing your cookies?

Memorable Quotes:

Shit...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?

Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!

They went with someone with more theme park experience. Damn, I woulda killed for that job.

15 January 2008

World News

New in the News:

Bush travels to Saudi Arabia to give King Abdullah 900 missiles and some U.S. (Chinese) Dollars.
(14 of the accused 19 hijackers on 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia)

But, not to fear..apparently 7 of the 19 are confirmed alive.

03 January 2008

nvr frgtz

What do you think people said on January 1, 1?


...WE ....did..it?

27 November 2007

THIS JUST IN...

9/1...err the beauty pageant was an inside job!!