crrissmusssalwayzzmissduss

if only biggie was on the plunge protection team.

Linving conditions of the hope of our nation's future

'Being an "industrial town" without any actual industry to speak of, the Greater Binghamton area is full of houses and apartments that were "very nice in their day." Unfortunately, that day is not today or even a day in the last quarter century. Yet some of these domiciles are still quite "charming," which is a term used by polite people as a substitute for the more accurate terms "shitty" and "vermin-ridden." But you might as well face facts and just realize that barring a small miracle, you will be living in a rathole in a neighborhood full of houses and apartments just like yours. And since the only people who would live in these places are either students or crackheads, we'd better consider how exactly you plan to keep your person and your belongings safe.'

-Star Trek fan from Syosset Long Island trying to make commentary of general student life


"Stay away from those homies.....they're too loud and animated."

-previous trekkie's mother's concerned advice

THE SIZE OF THINGS

::: universcale

Valentines day is soon!

"the roots is still on it"

I PLAY R&B!

You want me to play Skip Legault?

I don't play R&B!

You want me to play R&B?

bad news

britney spears went to the mall instead of court for her child visitation hearing.

Spears has had all visitation privileges revoked "indefinitely." ...again.

Gordon B. Hinkley, the Mormon's "Living Prophet" died the other day. He was like 97.

a group called anonymous has started a "war" against Scientology. Good luck, I dont know how anyone can make a better case against the church of Scientology than the church of Scientology already does.

ron paul apparently wont Louisiana but now the state says it will not count certain ballots. bummer.

on a brigter side, mickey dee's is at it again. "Well, you see..not only did i maintain a 4.0..but I trained with Ronald in austrian economics." gay.

Uses of baking soda gets shafted again..no mention of cutting that cocccaaaine.

survival

Grafting a 5th limb to your body could mean more hours of leisure in one’s day. A simple graft of a grasping limb to the body of a sedated specimen, devoid of purpose or financial securty, could prove an efficient addition for survival tactics.

Alternatives to fleshy limbs:

Canon

Robotic arm(s)

Pez dispenser

Scalar weapon

Post-graft temperature modifications for increased efficiency should set goals to a higher standard. It is proposed that the partial pressure of any alloy being used (i.e.columbite-tantalite) should be observed under high-pressure conditions, along with the monitoring of lattice-neutron configurations. (laboratory site) The result should be a modified stability field.

AND THEN THERE WAS 5

Oh what a night, what a show, what a debate.

The Republican GOP debate aired last night on MSNBC. If you expected a fairer debate than Fox news you were pleasantly surprised that all media seems to hurt more than your alcoholic stepfather. No, not the one who didn't go to AA. The one who did and got the 3rd chip and found out he not only hated you and your mother, but God, too. It made the belt feel a little more tragic.

Anyway, I hate to beat a dead whore (your mother) so, let's continue. It was clear that Romney is NBC's guy. Which isn't really the entire truth. Hillary is NBC's candidate thru representation of Romney. Does that make sense? Okay, when you go to the store to get shoes, you see Nike or Adidas. That's what they're doing here. It's more complex than that, but you don't really care to read the intricacies of politics and the media..do you? You fucking disgust me.

So anyway, It was obvious Romney was getting prompted on how to answer

Mccain was completely dumbed founded on how to answer anything...seeing as all the questions were about the economy.

Huckabee did a good job not saying anything of substance which seems to work when you're fat.
Oh, don't get me wrong. It doesn't help..but it doesn't hurt. Unlike the pack of Oreos he eats before every debate. Look at those teeth. Guh.

WHAT THE FUCK was up with those faces Rudy Guillani kept making? Are you a beaver? Are you the devil? WHAT? Creepy. Double Guh.

Ron, Ron, Ron. You only got 6 minutes to debate compared to most of the other candidate's 20+ minutes. You could have been more of a jerk and broken in at one point. My only real complaint was the question you asked Mccain. He was so confused about the answer that he completely sidestepped and started name dropping. The problem was...everyone at home was confused by the question, too. Why didn't you ask him about repealing the patriot act or why people insist on grouping terrorists/al quaida with Iraq when in fact we went about UN Sanctions..not terrorism at all? No, no, it's fine... I mean..maybe America isn't as dumb as I think and they were with you. Also, your suit looked a tad big on you..has Huck been stealing your cookies?

Memorable Quotes:

Shit...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?

Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!

They went with someone with more theme park experience. Damn, I woulda killed for that job.

TOP 5 THINGS THAT AREN'T MEANT TO HURT BUT CAN

5. Point/Pica/Inch die-cut metal rulers with lead space for top inches

4. Real Feel Skin / Double edge G-Spot Finder (tie)

3. John Fugelsang

2. man-made Black Hole factory in Sweden

1. Cars

YO CHU STRESSÉ

Gros deadline / Pas l'temps d'être icitte Huge deadline / No time to be here

AT EQUIVOCAL WE SERVE EVERYBODY NO MATTER HOW DEGENERATE

HOPE YOU FOUND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR!!!

OH GIMMICKY

srlywuldn'tu? je lé faite en crisse.

CUBAN COMBAT TURTLE

It's MC's for the duration of her visit. Yes, he loves cigars. ∆˚° Just look at him ... he's all "yayy" and shit. Fucking awesome.

INFECTED MUSHROOM UGH

husk: you don't call your band "infected mushroom"
husk: that's almost as bad as "vaginal croutons"
husk: i know you wanna get talked about, and this is what I'm doing
troll: hey, i just bought their last album
husk: but you don't wanna say that your favorite band is a venereal disease
troll: they are pioneers. really talented.
troll: for psy trance
husk: whatever
troll: did you see the artwork for their new album
husk: ultimate fighting is just guys touching each other on a floor
husk: stand up and fight, damn it
troll: dude. mayweather in mma would get dropped by a standing opponent. he has to worry about knees, elbows, the clinch. and on top of that he can get taken down
husk: they're just wrapped in each other's parts, and loving it
husk: ugh ugh i got you in my strangle hold
troll: and infected are east indians, and the original psytrance scene early nineties started with lsd and mushrooms, so that would explain the name. but, yeah, its not the greatest choice. but theyre famous with that name. so it stuck i guess
husk: yeah your thighs are around my face, mmm
husk: they both suck
husk: hate the name
husk: it stuck cause it sucks
husk: so they suck
husk: mma sucks
husk: you suck
troll: have you seen the album artwork, its cool
husk: it sucks

CHECK

See you after alla this. There's two surrounding one, and one underneath. I'm in front of that. See how easy it can be? How many times a day do you empty out your ashtray(s)? Spilled coffee on the steps on my way up here. Think I'll clean it up now? Think I have time? You see? Wanna know if I still use ICQ? I remember my number.

TRMPD...

PLZ DN STPPPPpp.

blly-1

qvcl-0

AAW

joe bloggz: american attention whore..
husk: aka AAW
joe bloggz: britney was just photographed in walmart..
joe bloggz: buying more pregnancy tests with new b/f
joe bloggz: lol
husk: lol
husk: the joke continues
joe bloggz: you gotta give it ot htat bithc
husk: totally
joe bloggz: she knows how to stay on top while being on the bottom
husk: she keeps dishing it out
joe bloggz: ..and i mean that metaphorically too
husk: oh yes

Skip Legault

Skip Legault:"Vote For me!"

PRESIDENT!

SKIP LEGAULT FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

World News

New in the News:

Bush travels to Saudi Arabia to give King Abdullah 900 missiles and some U.S. (Chinese) Dollars.
(14 of the accused 19 hijackers on 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia)

But, not to fear..apparently 7 of the 19 are confirmed alive.

Hitman

"Dammit, This really fucking sucks!" - Director Xavier Gens, after he found out that Jason Statham turned down the role for "Hitman"

family matters?

The character was never popular with fans due to the underdevelopment of the character. Jaimee Foxworth was let go when her mother made demands that Judy Winslow be developed in order to get Foxworth more money. Those demands were denied and Judy was cut from the series. The show then went on for the rest of its run as though she never existed

AL LA LA LA LONG OH YEA

husk: girl im gonna make you sweat, sweat 'til you can't sweat no more, and if you cryyyy, im gonna push it push it some more
husk: that's ... rape isn't it?
troll: yeah. totally
troll: why you're thinking about that song is brain raping me

M'LORD KITTY

Cats & Mice armor from the Jeff Deboer gallery

TREAT?

Wall post from the Treat Williams society Facebook group: "... is his birthname actaully "Treat"?! That's like naming your child, "Snack" or "Surprise"... "

Monster

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Sluts

troll:I hate sluts
troll:hate em.
troll:i blame sluts for my perverseness.
troll:i also blame the internet.
troll:i remember in sixth grade, iwould see a tit and i could cum right away. now, i need weird amateur couples doing it with animals and shitting on each other.

CUTS

troll: i wonder why the good looking girl who took my rendez-vous scheduled me with the fat girl.
husk: dunno
troll: she was probably laughing
troll: i dont wanna go back downtown and im running out of of options, so looks like the fat girl will be cutting my hair.
troll: but i have to admit, she was nice and did a good job. (for a fat girl)

NAU YOUR ROLE

joe bloggz: i just ate chinese food
joe bloggz: and alst night i photographed chinese nude
joe bloggz: and tomorrow i will chinese poo
husk: atta boy
husk: next week you'll bomb pearl harbor
joe bloggz: that's not funny.
joe bloggz: im a patriot
joe bloggz: i would never destroy anything american.
joe bloggz: except our policies.
husk: well, it's Hawaii
joe bloggz: HAWAII IS OURS
joe bloggz: DAMNIT
joe bloggz: OURS
joe bloggz: AND YOU WILL BE TOO
joe bloggz: i mean
joe bloggz: i respect you.
husk: doesn't count, its like Alaska, you don't care cause its cold
husk: lol
joe bloggz: OIL IN ALASKAAA
joe bloggz: CARE VERY MUCH.
joe bloggz: OIL IN CANADA. GONNA BE OURS
husk: lol
joe bloggz: shit
joe bloggz: too much tv
husk: all the ressources
husk: man you'll love us
joe bloggz: ALL YOUR BASE
husk: totally
husk: what do you get from Mexico ?
joe bloggz: lots of money
husk: tacos and cheap labor
husk: vivat NAU
joe bloggz: illegal immigrants are 62+ billion dollar to our economy
joe bloggz: they spend and get into debt like crazy
husk: of course
husk: those sombreros ain't cheap, you know?

Waverly Pl. on Broadway

"when i say rock i mean crack

"and when i say crack i mean taco"

"whenever i've been inside a taco bell, it always smells like farts."

LOCUSTS

pro-ho: ALRIGHT ARIGHT SO CHECK IT
pro-ho: YOU DERE?
billy corgan: presumably
pro-ho: I hear dat
pro-ho: so's one thing i don get, right?
billy corgan: [laughs] only one ?
pro-ho: sright, no disrespect
pro-ho: see, back in da days
pro-ho: you go outta yo way
pro-ho: to prone all dat internet shit
pro-ho: 'fore lots of the otha peeps did, see?
billy corgan: you mean Sony Screenblast ?
pro-ho: no no, check it
pro-ho: dat free album
billy corgan: Machina II
pro-ho: right right
pro-ho: Machina II
pro-ho: see you was ahead on dat one
pro-ho: with free songs n shit
billy corgan: Zeppelin would've done it
pro-ho: my point, son
pro-ho: my point is that now
pro-ho: now when everyones on cue
pro-ho: you be doin' the opposite
billy corgan: "the opposite of f aith is not hesresy, it's indifference"
pro-ho: no see, steada keepin' with that track
pro-ho: kids gotta pick up all dem songs
pro-ho: and alla dem colors
pro-ho: at fucking Best buy n shit like dat
billy corgan: the locusts
pro-ho: n Target, n Wal-Mart
pro-ho: the locusts?
billy corgan: “The bird hunting a locust is unaware of the hawk hunting him”
pro-ho: son
pro-ho: out in my barrio, my own pops was the hawk, see?
pro-ho: ain't had time to be unawares for frontin'
billy corgan: exactly
pro-ho: n whats this 911 NVR FRGT thing comin' from?
pro-ho: bro you b like 6 years late
billy corgan: God had different paths in mind for all the souls he carried ... it is all one to me if you've carried your own cross ... we are all blessed ... Ive found the strength
pro-ho: yo
billy corgan: at sea admist drowning lies ... the truth burns clear
pro-ho: i hear dat, i hear dat
pro-ho: i sho as hell dun get it, but i hearz it
pro-ho: so whats next?
billy corgan: Smashing Pumpkins : United Faiths
pro-ho: who's in da band?

sure thing

husk: or maybe, to be vaguer, go against a "thing"
husk: some "thing" you really hate for no reason
husk: and it's messing up your life
husk: FORKS!!#$#% FUCKING FORKS AND THEIR FUCKING 4 EDGES OF PAIN
mc: I dont hate things i hate children
husk: oh

the door that came [part 12]

Previously on THE DOOR THAT CAME | elevators won't allow you access to the 13th floor, should there be one. It is an optimistic tangent shown therein with the decision to move upwards. A firm behind is an incentive for penetration, should there be access | [more roman decor bullshit] | FAIT ACCOMPLI | Two's a crowd too. Got a voyager slash partner for the next floor. She goes "nei nei nei nei" and I am quasi-instantly bored out of my mind but I value the company nonetheless. It's like those old "you are the hero" books and they gave you choices; flip to page 85, you were wrong, you and your crew are horribly killed (sans the ability to go back to the previous chapter). My partner is horribly killed.

MUFFIN PER TROLL

"Troll" (seen above) just found out he might've been touched by a priest. Time for a muffin!!

Stylized sovereignty

Statement: Sovereignty is heavily contested by existing states which view the survival of territorial sovereignty as vital to international order and many ethnic groups that see states as an obstacle to their own claims to sovereignty.

Question: How and why do ethnic claims to sovereignty arise?

Nuances: [...] the benefits ethnic groups perceive may accrue, and the implications for the international system and the emerging post-Westphalian international society.

"...sovereignty has become more stylized than practical."

To say that human rights groups fail at establishing a sovereign nation points towards humankind's push towards a consciousness free of not only nationalism, but also ethical pride. The Mayans predicted it.

Hurt

"To think that you aren't is not thinking in a rationally conventional way, therefore one upon himself in that specify state is denying his true meaning given to him by the forces within your inner thigh. If you eat too much of it, you shall suffer dearly. Might I add that I am a direct descendant of old Ned, therefore i should be fully aware of this state of complexia." - some guy at a supermarket.

"An actor prepares . . . to suck"
-Crow (Future War)

GGLD AMERICN GOTHIC

American Gothic EP Smashing Pumpkins
Reviewed by: Aric Annear [Thu, January 03, 2008 @ 6:59:04 PM]

The utterly joyless chore of listening to even the four songs of this EP really makes you wonder when Billy Corgan is finally going to pack it in. This guy's come back in more incarnations than the Ford Mustang, and like the Mustang it's exponentially goofier every time. ("American Gothic"? Really? Did any amount of self-awareness go into making this disc?) Corgan's usual tuneless whine seems tired, exhausted even for him, like someone harried him out of bed and in front of a microphone at 6am. The arrangements are pure Los Angeles arpeggio-verse-to-three-chord-chorus schlock, with uneccessary orchestral flourishes and 27 equally-muted guitar tracks showing a predictable grab of breadth over depth. "Rose March", the song clearly meant to carry the EP, shows a tiny blip of life but only in a Hollywood soundtrack kind of way--like Goo Goo Dolls' "Iris", it's aimed straight at the heart and wallet of your dumbass 14-yr-old sister. There's a rumour that this guy used to play the guitar, not that you'd ever know it these days.

Rating: 2 out of 10
RIYL: aural masochism, carrying torches for washed-up has-beens, driving your sister to the mall [ BACK TO ALL ALBUM REVIEWS ]

i call it "quicksilver"

Terry Silver: [speaking to Mike Barnes] If you're looking to be a bad boy in L.A., Snake's the boy to be bad with. Right, Snake?
Snake: You know it.

Skinhead

"I would hate to be a skinhead for the simple reason that I would have to hate Seinfeld" - Troll

HHDDN ITMS

HIDDEN ITEMS

husk: nerd mission accomplished
troll: **transmission terminated**
troll: you scored 97%.  hit ratio: 78%. enemies killed:345. congratulations.
husk: awesome
husk: i did not find hidden items?
troll: 6/8 hidden items found
husk: oh fuck
husk: i hate that
husk: fuck
troll: i know
husk: i LOVE hidden items
husk: fuck
husk: fuck me, seriously
troll: me too, theyre the best
husk: this day is completely fucked now
troll: i have a butt plug

世 か垢抜けない若い ░░

Tonight's the nig░t - Everything changes, to mention it is like appreaciating air ░ ░ You shoul d not consider, you should just or not should at all -- like air ░ right there usual lines. Will you would you not know prefer not to so why then ░

200

this is EQUIVOCAL'S 200th POST. that's pretty much it

oof fock

emre: hii
husk: what do you want
husk: are you Turkish?
husk: s this some kind of pervo-msn thing?
husk: you trying to find a teen US wife or something?
emre: web cam
husk: Allah hates web cams, you know that right?
emre: emre, sizi Windows Live Messenger uygulamasının en yeni sürümünü gerektiren Görüntülü Arama başlatmaya davet etti. En yeni sürümü http://g.msn.com/5meen_us/122 adresinden yükleyebilirsiniz.
husk: yeah see -- no
emre: emre, sizi Windows Live Messenger uygulamasının en yeni sürümünü gerektiren Görüntülü Arama başlatmaya davet etti. En yeni sürümü http://g.msn.com/5meen_us/122 adresinden yükleyebilirsiniz.
husk: are you a terrorist ?
emre: resim varmı
husk: yeah resim yourself there buddy
emre: noo
husk: yesss
husk: Allah hates you
emre: ok
husk: lol
husk: "ok, no argument there"
emre: anlamıyorum ok
husk: take care Yassim
emre: cam
husk: anlamiyorum your mother
husk: your mother web cam
husk: jihad web cam
emre: where your from
husk: I'm from Turkey
husk: where your from?
emre: ,ok
husk: are you from cam ?
husk: come on Yassim
emre: türçe konuş
husk: take off that veil
husk: yeah konus 
emre: 21 yaş
husk: do you have many wives?
emre: isim ney
husk: do you have nukes?
emre: oof fock
husk: lol
husk: that's awesome

Googled rada

Seven-year-old Rada is from Moldova - the poorest nation in Europe with 75% living beneath the poverty line.

Poor housing and high unemployment fuels family breakdowns, leaving many children neglected.

Rada, whose parents were alcoholics, is one of the few children taken into foster care. The alternative was an outdated orphanage.

BABY YOU CAN OWN MY CAR

troll: i feel bad for paul gettin robbed by that golddiggin whore
husk: his fault
troll: yes
troll: dont marry whores

THE WHAT NOW

BITCH B EARJACKING
Y'HEAR ME
I'm gonna pull up a dose of street truth to y'all right now and you better not b clevering 'cause I got aa mad twist an its been wet, knowhatimsayun? yeah yeah you do
KNOW YOU U KNOW WHERE THEY BEEN
U HEAR WHA THEY SEEN
U A G 55EAST
SERIUSLY LOOSING PATIENCE HERE ON YO ASS
WHAT KIN A BALLER DO CEPT B LIVIN

GOOGLD

MySpace.com - xxx - 27 - Male - Montréal, CA - www.myspace.com ... - [ Translate this page ]
Movies, Scare face, the night of the living death,. Television, The simpsons. Books, les fourmis Bernard Weber. Heroes: Simon Mallette Saint-Pierre ...

lol > Scare Face

google yourself

THIS RULES!

Posted: 4/11/2006by miniglass420

SPACEY RAYGUN YOUR A STUPID IDIOT! YOUR A TOTAL MORON! ITS A SINGLES COLLECTION YOU IDIOT! HOW ELSE WOULD ANYONE GET THE LULL EP WHEN ITS OUT OF PRINT? WHAT ABOUT PEEL SESSIONS? HUH? HUH? HUH???!!!!!!!!!! YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you think people said on January 1, 1?


...WE ....did..it?

Some of Them are Old

Walking down the hill, past old growth forest and swampgrass, a traveler sees a young girl hastily walking past a old stump. disgarded blankness, a tired sigh, a look to the traveler, a hasty retreat.



It's the sound of geese flying south that keeps his mind from perversions.

THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE IT'S RIGHT BEHIND.
LOOK.

he talks to rocks

meet the localities in the tri-state area.

and an old favorite.

A jagged rock hits the head of Sir Buenos Aries. BA feels a shock, and sips a packet of tea. Strolling along the avenue past a construction site could be deadly if the right people know how to carry out the deed. This is probably why the mafia controls a lot of construction; easy disposal. Cakewalk into the foundation: lost magnifying glass, old phone number (EV9-4999), #3.5 pencil, white conté crayon, small bones of a hamster, old soda bottle, fifty-two copies of Saturday Evening Post, religious and socialist pamphlets, grey overalls, many bottle caps and cigarette butts. Passing the stash of fortune’s idleness, the inquisitive Sir BA, decked out in corduroy and acrylic, takes a handful of cement and fires a shot at the side of the aluminum siding separating the site from the street. The demarcation slams hard and sounds a loud B flat note. No one is around, and he strikes a match on his shoe and lights a Chesterfield. Cakewalk back from to the street: more butts and caps, same Saturday Evening Posts (takes a gander at Rockwell’s art), old wigs (brunettes, reds and blondes) one black and one purple moustache, rusty lunchbox, discarded Eggo boxes, old sardine tins reflecting the red of the setting sun, lampshades, a box marked “bric-a-brac,” a small figure of a ninja, sixty-nine pieces of sheetrock, forty-eight sheets of sandpaper of various grits, large barrels collecting water where sparrows and starlings wash themselves in. Tired of the mystery of the mysterious rock thrown mysteriously out of an old construction site filled with mysteriousness, Sir Buenos Aries retires to the café tables across the street. Entranced in the rays of the disappearing sun, cakewalking would only delay inevitable inebriation. Instead of having another amaretto orange, BA took down Amsterdam to the entrance of Bitter Drake’s Fine Spirits. He craved the junipers of Seagrams. For a while, he’d feel pain and relief at the drops of gin on his tongue.

Cakewalking kills idleness.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM EQUIVOCAL

WE HERE AT EQUI WISH YOU SPENDING AND AWKWARD GIFT-RECIEVING.

FILLIN' UP DA PURSE

SHE WUZ NOT A TOY, YO
FILLIN' UP A BARRIO
WI ALL MY HO-HOS
Can y'a get around THIS concept? Can yer fuckin' brain get around it?
GET YOUR MIND RIGHT, SON
GET YO MIND STRAIGHT
WON'T BE SAYING TWICE, HEAR
WUZZA DOOBIE WIT YO NAME ON IT
Not my fault, bro! Just ain't my DAMN fault no more
spect

whats your screen name mean

[00:33] joe: i just smoked with alex
[00:33] joe:: in this stupid haircut
[00:34] bean: that haircut fuckin sucks man
[00:34] joe:: what can ya do
[00:34] bean: gotta roll with the punches i guess
[00:34] joe:: fuck yeah you do
[00:35] joe:: your mom chose to have the baby
[00:35] joe:: i told her
[00:35] joe:: i dont want anymore
[00:35] joe:: but she weanted you
[00:35] joe:: and irolled with that punch
[00:35] joe:: fag.




[00:55] joe:: fuck you.

Down to the BlackBerry root

"Notably, the lack of 'corporate email support' was pinpointed as the main reason that many BlackBerry users didn't make the leap, but it did praise the iPhone for helping to 'bridge the gap between consumer-focused feature phones and productivity-focused smartphones.'"

"MY ROOMMATE IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

" i love her
but not my other roommate
she's crazy

"IM SO CONFUSED
AND SO HAPPY MY ROOMMATE IS HOME"


"At the root of the problem is the breakdown of the new model of mortgage lending, when instead of giving mortgages directly to their customers, banks borrowed money from credit markets to fund a growing volume of mortgages."

"when i say rock i mean crack. and when i say crack i mean taco"

"I think my thumb lost weight, or else, Mitt Romney just convinced me to drink beer with a maximum 4% ABV."

NEW SEASON OF THE L WORD

LOLOLOLL... the L word. fuck the L word. love, lesbians? LAWL.

you want to see a real lesbian? go to home depot on a Saturday morning.

you want to see a real hot lesbian? go to a strip club and watch them take all your money then laugh at you when you leave because you have no idea how much they despise you because of the men who sexually abused them when they were younger.

but seriously. new l word in January, i hear.

Who killed Jerry B. Adams?

Isn't that the question everyone wants to know? Well, the answer is out there. You just need to dig deeper, search within the clues.

For example, Why did he leave a n.2 pencil on his desk? That is most definetely a clue. Maybe he wanted to tell us he was in trouble. Maybe the no.2 means there were two people after him.

Also, why was the radio left at 86.6FM. That is definetely no coincidence. We all know what they like to broadcast.

And finally, he last words were:"I pooped my pants!". What did he mean by that?

Maybe one day we shall find out what really happened to Jerry B. Adams or maybe... ...not.

ROBERT CRÉPIN

troll: cigarette is killing Robert Crépin, don't let it kill you
husk: Robert Crépin?
troll: dunno. i just saw that exact ad on myspace. thought it was weird
husk: Robert Crépin died in a car crash. don't drive.
troll: Robert Crépin choked on a penis while giving head. don't be gay.

DOWN BY 40

ALL GOOD IN THE DOPE GAME
ALL GOOD IN THE DOPE GAME
ALL GOOD IN THE DOPE GAME YALL
PRO-HO BITCHSLAPS A BITCH
I am on DEF HIGH with tis main reformitory shit
muthafucka!! you think you be piledriving?
ain't no GOD DAMN nonsense goin' on here son
S'ALL REAL and they aimin' atchu
MY SAYIN' I WOULDA DUN IT IN THE LIBRARY OF FUCKING CONGRESS? FO SHORE, SON, fo DAM sho!!!
ther ain't no coppin' out, hear? say!

PILOTS SHOULD HAVE GUNS

And along came some dude freaking out -- had I been a passenger, the T-word would've come to mind. Give him what he wants, damn it.

SELLIN' WOLF TICKETS

WASSUP IN TIS HERE FUCK-ALL?
Y'ALL EVER BEEN TO JAIL?
YEAH? FUCK THAT, I HEAR THAT.
Damn man, s'all a guy has to do with all this PINK action
knowhatimsayin?
PRO-HO FUCKS A DUCK
YEAH THASRIGHT, A DUCK
YO YOU'R TRIPPIN' IF YOU THINK
THAT I'M FRONTIN'

Recognition of avoidance (Sean Gullette)

Believed to be inspired from a mental-breakdown. Found among a collection of "postcards."

I dream dreamed a doll doll falling from a tall clocktower. The doll had a thin string wrapped around its plastic waist. From a clocktower without a location, it falls onto tracks of a familiar location. Huge rats are feeding on the plastic that we’ve accumulated into the sewers. Artificial detritus accrued into balls for the domestication of rats. The problem with such a plan is that microbes will want to eventual decompose the plastic (1-8), with a little haphazard coaxing from the big brained primates. Yeah, the vinyl you have with yer Mammas and Pappas on it, it’ll be consumed. The rats are living with the pathogens, so it’s a bad idea for domestication.

The tracks I see are like an open sore in the infrastructure. It oozes gossip and prurience from the exhaust of primates. Meat-minds suffer idly as the rats eat the plastic on the tracks. The protean idea of recycling is true for the rats and microbes as it is for the chatter being exhumed by radio waves out of the open sore. It is a station. Thrice a woman yells out laughter in a hoarse, yet spastically female manner. I fear the sickness of our decade is starting to reach the fruition of incubation. Judging by the size of the rats, we will not last another five years. Get me away from here.

response

and on the stupid side of life...

like, i really didn't grow up influenced by white folks, so i didn't really know i was supposed to think it [the beetles, Elvis] was good. you gotta get someone that isn't influenced by white people's culture to judge the culture. you can't really depend on someone from the culture to judge it.

stairway to cleanliness

troll: i am a man
husk: yeah?
troll: yeah dude, i drive the forklift
husk: oh yeah
husk: that's awesome
troll: totally
troll: i got a skid to ship out today
troll: you know?
husk: you're so much more of a man than i am
husk: i'm only good with a jigger
troll: i gotta load it, wrap it, put a packing slip on it, and then pick it up and put it on the truck
husk: swear pee and scratch all the while
troll: just like velvet lovers
husk: ... yes
troll: and the led zeppelin comeback
troll: they never released 3 classic albums within 18 months like the beatles
husk: i ain't big on led zeppelin
husk: sounds like dirty hippies to me
troll: i wish i was a dirty hippy
troll: you ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?
husk: no, i shower
troll: i like to eat soap

i know the answer

Aside from the blatant parental exploitation, toys made for learning suck.

another equivocal

"Monday, August 27, 2001

Dum dee dum. Well, yeah.

My day was uneventful. Very uneventful.

Kind of.

First off, first-fourth hours went pretty smooth. ... Then lunch rolled around.

Some zit-faced ass-of-a-jock found me at lunch. He was all, " Hey Sierra, hear your little friend Pez died. Pez. What kind of marijuana-smokin' parent names their kid Pez? Heh. Probably a good thing that he died. Put the poor thing out of its misery."

That's as much as I took. I jumped up, an' tried to strangle him with my walletchain. ... He was asking for it. My friends pulled me off and away 'fore I could do anything. Lucky for me. Luckier for him.

So .. yep.

Later.

»» " The only time "work" comes before "success" is in the dictionary. "

posted by Sierra at 6:34 PM"

BUY BUY PRINT RE-SELL & BUY

NO PINK -- MORE BLACK -- IT'S ALL THERE.

Sutphin Mortimer (30º - Knight Kadosh)

Diatribe against the past. Appears following a long correspondence to Jerry Chang doubting JerryC his musical abilities.


We buy food for our families, suffer through endless advertisements, all of which are akin to small horny dogs dry-humping your ankles. We work long hours to provide enough legal tender to eat, have shelter and afford a seemingly endless array of the advertised electronics that were are told we must have. We return to a routine that yields abject drudgery and negligence for mental wellbeing (we can afford the best pharmaceuticals for physical endurance) bestowed to us by our immigrant grandparents. We live continually in this manner, and yet, we continue to pollute our recovery-limited environs and isolate ourselves within our own careers. Find some solace in the mundanities of life, or a reprieve, a luxury that might diminish isolation and suburban hermit-life.

WWHYTE ?

I ain't "white", I'm some kind of pinkish pale beige with light green nuances -- someone give me a V8, stat!

Killing racism with a mallet

"Oh then you're free to punch him in the face [...] People from Utrecht are generally speaking-aloof retards."

"everyone > irish. being the drunkest culture isn't really anything to be proud of."

"We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational. Black men commit murders, rapes, robberies, muggings and burglaries all out of proportion to their numbers
[...]
What else do we need to know about the political establishment than that it refuses to discuss the crimes that terrify Americans on grounds that doing so is racist? Why isn't that true of complex embezzling, which is 100 percent white and Asian?"

"History was written by the vicars.....now it's written by everyone."

houseguest = race war

joe bloggz: word of the day is: pontification
husk: why?
joe bloggz: m-i-c-k-e-y...m-o-u-s-e.
husk: MICKEY MOUSE CLUB !!! MICKEY MOUSE CLUB !!!
joe bloggz: pontification that shit.
husk: It's what hermits scream out as they have sex with dead hookers
joe bloggz: you know what i yell?
husk: something fecal related
joe bloggz: CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!!
husk: that reminds me of that movie HouseGuest, with Sinbad
husk: you gotta watch that
joe bloggz: he's a dentist, right?
husk: never seen a movie so sponsored
husk: yeah Phil Hartman is
husk: at one point in the movie, Sinbad just drops the plot and goes "man!!! i need me some mcdees!!!"
husk: then it's a McDonald's commercial for no reason
joe bloggz: oh thats no commercial
joe bloggz: black people really do that
husk: damn i was about to equivocal this shit
joe bloggz: its like england with tea time
joe bloggz: in america...at noon... 20 million blacks stop...not working..and go to mcodnalnds
husk: lol
joe bloggz: did i make it non pc for equivocal
husk: i doubt a black person would take offense
joe bloggz: that would be a first.
husk: lol
joe bloggz: the lol actually derives from africa. lol meaning LAAHHH LOOOOO LAHHHHHH
joe bloggz: AT THE DUBBYAHHHHH BEEEEE
husk: all sitcoms have Carlton from Fresh Prince
husk: I love Alfonso Ribero

how it goes

husk: how the morning goes?
troll: upset stomach after late night drinking and super gyros, you know?
husk: yeah
husk: would you agree that a cow goes "moo" ?
troll: not really, no
husk: why not
troll: i think 'they' label the cow with the moo.
troll: the cow is more than a moo
troll: the cow is underrated
husk: cause a duck goes "quack quack" right ?
troll: no, a duck does quack yes
husk: but french ducks go "coin coin"
husk: why the fuck is that ?
husk: birds go "chirp chirp"
troll: cause the french are retarded
husk: french birds go "pit pit" ?
husk: i have lots of trouble swallowing that
troll: a swallow is a type of bird
husk: yes that's true
husk: so if i tell a girl to bird me, that would work?
troll: as long as she doesnt peck your nob
husk: chirp chirp
husk: the sound of french birds cumming
troll: yuk
troll: im convos?
husk: probably

Kubrick was shit

"he was probably suffering.. well maybe.. letting some obsession cloud his judgment as a director seeing as he spent so much time just getting the camera angles and scene right

"i think stanley kubrick was an excellent cinematographer.. but not a great story teller.. he had a flare for fine detail, but sort of missed the plot."

"so you are saying, any director should owe it to the writer of the story to convey the plot as the original source saw fit and not to deviant in any stylistic fashion?"

"lolita was shit full metal jacket meh same old war film.. clockwork orange shit 2001 boring"

HOB GADLING

The hobo gave everybody his money, when asked "why" he replied: «... I help you 'cause I can't help myself ...». Then some people pointed and laughed.

Rush Limbaugh (never a dull moment)

“You need to start advertising your own block as being autonomous and then you can get your own police force to ensure the peace is kept and the minorities are kept in check around your block. That way, you will be able to tax them even though they get second-rate treatment since they’ll be considered temporary citizens on your block. The ephemeral nature of it all means you can change any rules regarding ‘visitors’ to your block at will. This will deepen the bounds of your pockets and money will flow into it. Do some charity work and you can just let the mortgages pay themselves off. Find a fine bottle of 30 year old Laphroaig and sit in front of your tenement haranguing away about the good, honest natured Ron Paul. He will save you from monotony, to be sure.”

“You aren’t even registered to vote and you just had a seitan sandwich, which you paid over $7 for. Can you eat a brick of shit now or should I just start throwing old moldy bread at you now?”

“You should try reading the other times….I mean the Washington Times.”

“You should get a VD from a prostitute. Oh wait….you’re gonna represent a microcosm of the Republican Party, so yeah, you’ll have plenty of time for that.

Suffering from bouts of Asperger’s, the pseudo-neo-conservative trustee merely leaves the room and starts listening to Steve Vai in the confines of his studio apartment in the “bad” section of some small city in Connecticut. For about 2 weeks he would live on a steady regiment of cigarettes and black coffee before ending his fortnight binge, once his palpitations matched his ubiquitous nausea.

Fido Dido's weird Reaction to 2girls1cup.com video

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Two Worst websites ever

click here to see.
click here to see.

I RESPECT WHORES

troll: its hard trying to balance networking and being a hermit.
husk: a hermit doesn't get laid
troll: he masterbates!
husk: although a hermit might lay a dead whore
troll: or fuck and then eat roadkill
husk: while screaming out "Mickey Mouse Club!!! Mickey Mouse Club!!!"
husk: I've got nothing against prostitutes
husk: by the way
husk: I just really hate sluts
troll: i agree
troll: atleast prostitutes are gettin payed
husk: but I don't consider a prostitute to be a slut per say, you know? that's business
husk: yes

the door that came [part 11]

SEASON 2 PREMIERE | Previously on THE DOOR THE CAME : Where twelve is three, what is nine? Why nine? Why not! / when choices were upon you and you chose to not-choose and chose / that made me want to have intercourse with girls I wouldn't normally find attractive / There were alluring calculations on the third attempt / The driving witnesses would love to stay and watch but they have seldom enough time left to choose a new path and avoid further peril. I can't blame them! / We were given a chance to name the waiting room as we went in; we agreed on "BLAND,THE" / When asked, Ty added: "wind that blows in many ways" in response to passing a door (early 90s quote from a faux-poet and his homosexual furniture) / nowadays the kids all have guns... with Bluetooth capabilities / Failure's just another token in the machine. To which state have you been elevated to now that you've learned the truth (B.Nein)? The flow may be eroding the riverbed. | ??!? | ELEVATORS | Pac-man represented the complete mass-market consumption trend of the late 70s, a cornerstone to the coming decade, just as elevators won't allow you access to the 13th floor, should there be one. It is an optimistic tangent shown therein with the decision to move upwards. A firm behind is an incentive for penetration, should there be access. A roman decor greets me as I enter the second floor yet I can't help but wonder what would've been had I gone to the paths below. Paths intertwine and nothing/all will be shown in time, should I ever wonder.

VAGUE ARBO | 2007 | TOP 5

TENNIS > HOMOSEXUALITY > OASIS > JENGA

CONNECT FOUR > MENSTRUAL CYCLE > BLOSSOM > DIGIMON

PEPSI > XEROX > CHRIS BENOIT > AQUAFRESH

JAPAN > NEONS > VIRTUA FIGHTER > KETAMINE

JOHN DENVER > LEAVING ON A JET PLANE > ...

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9/1...err the beauty pageant was an inside job!!

and can

husk: do you think that with
husk: not what I meant?
troll: wtf did you just say?
husk: lol no no
husk: not what I would
husk: at least
husk: but I mean, if you could?
troll: man, im lost
husk: fuck @#$%
husk: seriously, I would've laughed
husk: come on, let me be evil
troll: you are enjoying this
husk: and can

infosthetics

honestly, i don't know why i didn't notice this sooner, or tell anyone about this sooner.

http://infosthetics.com/

GIANT SNOW FLUFFERS

The peaceful white snow -- the artist in me saw a huge blank nature canvas.

HIGH SOCIETY

PM DAWN > ZALINSKI >  NEO-PETS > AFTERBIRTH

COUGARS > ZZ TOP > FEBREEZE

AGATHA CHRISTIE > TIN TIN > THUNDERCATS > TIM ALLEN

MONOPOLY >  POPULOUS >  BONDAGE > RITZ

go to helvetica

finally, a star wars equivalent movie for descendo.

"i felt that DESPITE the ad" (Page Vajaky)

from inside the bottle of rum, i hear a little voice, and it whispers to me, "get it right....i am NOT a gay Johnny Weissmuller..."


dementia developed

more ruminations from "Cantina Lorna."

Three women run through across a dirt road during a freak storm. The mud slops up onto their clothing. Their anticipated yells of calamitous injustice upon them reach the ears of a lonely pair of urchins.

Oh please, you are NOT using that clichéd word again, are you?

(pause for two seconds) It’s set in the correct time period.

Get a towel to wipe my apologetic tears. I don’t care. Use something else.

…The URCHINS HEAR THE LADIES! TH….. They cringe at the sight of muddied clothing, as peeping through low brush reveals the unfortunate scene. Ok, I should change that. (sputtering)

Well, you should change a lot more. I’m going to get some more coffee and have a piss. Make sure you include the bit about the glue huffing, or maybe ass in the shit-bag huffing.

Oh c’mon. First of all, no. Second of all, the “shit-bag huffing” as you call it is just something the modern Internet community has picked up on with moist little hands, and it’s nothing more than Geraldo crap anyways. And third of all, this isn’t a stupid little poor attempt at a H. S. Thompson parody. Go watch Kids if you want.

(intangible whispers)

….and for the record, I didn’t really like Kids the second time anyways.

Oh please gimme a break! (interrupts) You practically creamed yourself over Kids. You said it had big foreshadowings of where the industry was headed! AS IF you could prevent yourself form being ENAMORED!

Ok Ok! Shut….the fuck up, geez. (placating)

( Sighs) Just go get more coffee. Pick me one up, too?

Oh, so now I should get up to pick you up one up, too, now should I?

I am gaseous today.

RRRRRRRRIIIIIGGHT! That is my cue

(Eighteen scored seconds pass. Freighters load embezzled money in Bayonne moments after killing four seagulls via smash n bash technique. A demented old lady gets struck on the right foot by a wayward skateboard in Dyker Heights. A muscle-man receives enough radiation exposure to make his chances of skin cancer 30% higher within the next ten years in Santa Monica. A 24-year old man gets arrested for trafficking marijuana just over the California/Utah border. The Northwest Passage opens up. More college kids turn to Odin worship.)

Hey, what ever happened to Craig? Didn’t he move out to Eureka to start a hemp farm? And as a follow-up, should we visit him?

Ah, Craig was full of shit most of the time. He probably is bum that hitchhikes around Humboldt County with little ambition of ever finding something steady. The “hemp farm” was probably just a ploy to get you to stop asking questions.

I don’t think so. I think he is more of the type that would have some good intention to start something, “Start Today, straight ahead, hey let’s get up n go” type of attitude.

Like the Beach Boys!

A-ha…..of course, like the Beach….Boys. yes…well, uh….so. He probably fell of the high road and got into fiending off other people with the prospect of something like a hemp farm creeping in the conversation in order to seduce the person he’s just met into helping him out. He’s a good intentioned manipulator.

And you my dear Josef Breuer are the most convincing Freud groupie I’ve encountered yet. I need to finish this.

Fine with me. I guess I’ll just take this automated stenographer elsewhere.

Oh c’mon Stanley……STANLEY!

A.M. GAY

joe bloggz: you know how i know you're gay?
husk: here goes
joe bloggz: You've read the book, seen the movie, and done the musical.
husk: isn't it kind of cool if i actually DID the musical?
husk: instead of just watching it?
joe bloggz: and you have suntan lotion at every concievable SPF level
husk: that is a complete lie
joe bloggz: your pets always have great names.
joe bloggz: is it not true
joe bloggz: face it.
joe bloggz: youre a homo.
husk: we're all a bit homo
joe bloggz: were not all hands down our niece and nephews favorite uncle, tho
joe bloggz: fag.
joe bloggz: brb, need coffee
husk: no prob

reJECTIONS OF BEER : 03

From BEER (08-07), unfinished-draft posted without permission:

I found a hatchet sitting on the backside of the plaster ceiling in my bathroom today. I was up there and in there to repair a pipe in the neighbors floor. One man's ceiling....another mans floor and, in this case, apparently, also his hatchet stash point. I used to keep mine in a nylon stuffsack covered with soot. I'm going to reconsider my stash for the hatchet, keeping it under the floor is just so fucking Edgar Allen Poey. So damn, you know, hatchet in the handbag and the hairy armed hitchhiker-ish.

NPR was playing and after listening to THAT for an entire day I was not in a good space. I jumped down off the ladder, re-tuned to straight up crap and tossed the radio into the bathtub, electrocuting my washcloth. It didn't put up to much of a fight. It stunk in life and it stunk at dying. Besides, today, when I got out of my car there was a cable guy being escorted out of our building by a resident. The resident was happy and the cable guy noticed a lady across the street walking a little white dog. The cable fellow, a tall black man, asked the lady, "Is that a Maltese?" The lady said that it was and then the cable dude asked if it was a male or a female. The lady said it was a girl. The cable guy replied, "I had a boy and a girl maltese and the girl maltese died, I still shake my head and I cry, I miss her every day."

· · · now you understand fi⁄‚

There can be no further debate and we all agree.

Pizza-ghetti

I hate it when i order a pizza-ghetti and what i get is a slice of spaghetti with pizza on top.

lol u ghey

was watching the food network. not on hd cause they don't offer it on hd on cox cable. but they do have it on hd for some other people on some other networks. the fuck is that? wonder what giada's recipe for butt nut is. she's EYE-TAL-YUMM-O (for you rachel gay fans)


lol. aint getting married this week. cuz u gheey

NAKED WITH A TIE

Strut with white on white / leave some accessories on.

FETISH FOREST

AVAST YE A TERRIBLE SIGHT
SOMETIMES THINGS PASS
TRY THOUGH I MIGHT
TO SLIP IT IN YOUR ASS
COVERING THOU WITHIN
PLASTIC BUBBLE WRAP
PATIENCE WEARING THIN
AFTERMATH OF MUCH CRAP

Coffee

Theres a big monkey in my coffee. My mistake, it's an ape.

SO MUCH FUN CAN'T BELIEVE IT THEY'RE CRAZY AND INTERRACIAL/GENDER PURISTS

husk: i wanna do my own PRINGLES commercial
husk: you know, gang of us making music with cans outside in a park
husk: everyone laughing
husk: someone's breakdancing
husk: we're all cool and sunny
husk: but our high goes too far
troll: atlas is breakdancing
husk: and someone starts fucking a Pringles can
troll: it has to be atlas
troll: rom catwalk
husk: i know man
husk: sadly, i do
troll: yeah.

Landscaping

Troll: ''Grasscutters piss me off. They always try to make us believe they are landscapers.''

**edit** Troll:''You cut grass, that's it, you fucker!''

Kill the phone

"Notably, the lack of 'corporate email support' was pinpointed as the main reason that many BlackBerry users didn't make the leap, but it did praise the iPhone for helping to 'bridge the gap between consumer-focused feature phones and productivity-focused smartphones.'"

"I've increased my productivity 20% just by ignoring you."

The green power ranger

troll: remember the green ranger in the power rangers?
husk: no
husk: wait
husk: was he like .. .not part of the direct group or something?
troll: anyways, he's starting his mixed martial art debut.
husk: so he really is gay
troll: right
husk: you know, they were called THE POWER RANGERS
husk: what were they ranging?
husk: and it started that trend of fucking awful Ultiman knockoffs
husk: taking the JAP footage and adding in 90210 wannabes
husk: never understood why that killed the TMNT
husk: Fuck The Power Rangers
husk: seriously
troll: yeah they sucked
husk: nice elaboration there
troll: none needed

KRAID

s o m e - 1   s e t - u p u s - t h e   B 0 M B 1 1 | the fake Kraid

*** : lots of things can cause that...
*** : dirty fingers, dirty penis, constipation, dry fucking, lack of lub...
husk: ok ok
husk: too early

26 VS. THIRTYSOMETHING

In all things probable -- the calculatable, the coincidental, the countable, the planable -- I see no relation to Month Days and the Alphabet. What are the numbered letters for 27, 28, 29, 30 & 31?

an arab eloping with a jew of 40 in Montana

"maybe when i have very little to do.....i am constantly ennui-ridden and useless."

"Well lingering on an internet chatroom overly much certainly won't help."

"nor is reflecting on lugubrious memories. this is not bad, you see. it rolls and i am nothing worth-while."

Questions:
{"Genuine self-loathing or feeling that every human being is intrinsically useless?"

"pretending to have a dismal life?"

"innate humor in all suffering?"}

"what blasé terms, for what odes were written about."

"All I know is that we easily turn on our gods, both the lesser and greater."

"i don't look at it so much as 'turning' on them. it's more of an ephemeral adoption of some morals at appropriate times in life, yet you can abandon them until a later time calls for them."

"that signifies that you are not respectful toward that deity's cleverness."

"why should i be "loyal" to any one deity? they are all inventions of man anyways"

"i do not see it as an invention of humanity. it is something beyond humanity's intellect, to decipher."

"but we perceived it, so it must be of our own devices that it exists."

"well, i am stunned that you think anyone truly perceived their deity. no matter what it is."

"No I don't think that, I do however think that a lot of other people think they do and most atheists believe religious people do. So it warrants explaining."

"some people fabricate a deity, perhaps because of their inability to "feel" any spiritual connection with any higher power. i think a lot of people lie to themselves, a lot of important and powerful people at that."

"Meh, I've just chosen an ancient Batavi goddess to glue my belief-system too, by want of a goddess in physical form."

ONE MORE SECRET REVEALED

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A common death in our terrorist society

electroline, or electrelane

A short anecdote from a Portland free-paper just before the plague.

Leaving the prong in his side, Caleb greeted the pain with gusto. He had known of the pale-fish, the druid-scales, the glass bottles and fasteners, the Satanic altar on Asia Minor, and the invading Gauls. He often confused Gauls and Celts like he confused bok choi and cabbage. There is nothing he could ever succeed at that he hadn’t already tried. He never found an iPod he had lost years ago. His only dreams these days involved riding in a car that was about to crash.

On a Tuesday in October, he mailed a letter back to himself to see how long it would take for it to make the circuit in the post. It arrived 5 days later, but in a different envelope. He opened it and the contents were the same, but the envelope had a different shade of off-white. He left the country about 3 months later. He learned that the Gauls had invaded Asia Minor in the 2nd century B.C. and felt he had returned to a new beginning on life.

Later in the month, his new country of residence declared war on a nation harboring terrorists and he was deported. He died in a car crash in the taxi he was taking from the airport. His last meal was a pizza pretzel with an ice-tea.

Mice vs Gerbals

mice:
-cute
-squeaky
-you can pet them
-work well with computers... especially bluetooth ones.

gerbals:
-bigger than mice
-cute
-squeaky
-you can pet them
-can be used for anal sex games.
-do not work well with computers.

I'll have to say that even minus the computer usage, gerbals win here, most definetely.

Liquid veins.

It was like a walking on hot coals. I don't know why she cared. It wasn't up to her to begin with. It does not matter, liquid with fill our veins, despite what she and the Mad King believe. I shall not waste any moment longer. The journey continues...

Quack, Quack

"Trust me, I know a thing or two about ducks" he said to the maid.

AGE

There is something to be said about The Spice Girls, I do not know what that is, and surely whatever it is isn't worth mentioning but there is something to be said, albeit silently, nevertheless.

SPICEY BRAUNSCHWAGER

"dude, i just made this bowl of noodles....and when i opened up the seasoning packet.....it smelled just like the bear exhibit at the san diego zoo"

"how do you know what a bear exhibit at the san diego zoo smells like? you been sneaking in after hours and shit?"

"i've been there...and i know what bears smell like"

008| THREE HINTS

ORDER/NOW

PRE-ORDER AN IMPORT

Samhain is coming

prose on the hidden workings unbeknownst to the prosaic day-to-day denizen. From the Shackleford Collection


By the dreaded hypocrites day
a new retaliation was met (better safe than sorry)
a new wound was let
bled, rifle fire and sinisteur exaggerateur
said, raven’s beak sounded rogues’ death

Transcontinental cables lead Mafioso messages
Founded in the back of Wall St. offices on Labor Day.
Remember the carrion’s flesh, the raven’s passage?
The benefit plan gives the dying cow last year’s hay,
A narrow victory for a funeral pyre wedding.

If god was coming home to dinner

"If god was god, why would he make anything BUT himself?

"god might have made the universe[...]but our thoughts are the master builders of the universe.

"we art as god does in heaven."

"I art a fool, so god must be a fool, too."


[dilapidated representation of flooded area]

EQUIVOCAL : TOP 25 BLOGS @ VLOG UK

Equivocal came in at #17 over at VLOG UK's Top 25 Blogs of 2007. Thank you to all the readers and have chairs for parked cars.

BLOOD DEBT

If I could come up with my own series of 80s action movies, I'd call it:
BLOOD DEBT
direct to video shit
no, direct to VHS
and then there would be direct sequels
BLOOD DEBT 2: INTEREST
BLOOD DEBT 3: PAYBACK
and the fourth one wouldn't have a number
just like "The Substitute"
then I could die a happy man
maybe a canadian tv series too
'cause see, it's a BLOOD DEBT
that's like the worse kind of debt
ever
you have to settle that
it's a BLOOD DEBT

LOOK ITZ HUSK & RADA (2005)

GREAT ! !

KA-CHING

TONIGHT, OH SOUND I DO HEAR
MOST PEOPLE INGEST SPARE CHANGE
RUST IN PANCREAS CAUSES FEAR
PAYING TAXES IN TOILETTE RANGE
THOUGH CLEANSED, NOT ALL IS WELL
SEA WHAT THOU HATH DONE?
ASSISTANT CAB DRIVER, NAMED MEL
WHILST THEE PERMIT ME THIS PUN

dilapidated

"study math, dont do meth, stay in school , do drugs[...]

"that came out wrong. dont do drugs stay in school and do meth homework."

"i once saw a meth addict run straight into a grassy knoll and dented a divot in it."

CAN YOU WEAR THE END??

Can you?
Can you wear Ink | Panic's ™ Too Late Now T-SHIRT?
Or
Can you warn friends with Ink | Panic's ™ Too Late Now POSTCARD?
Yes, you can? But it'll cost you.

SUPREME BEINGS LAUGH AT YOU

Why not just all dance and stuff. Caramels are fine, srly you shouldn't worry. Life's too short, get a divorce. You can be mysogynic for a day and no one will be the wiser. Who's right? Much love. An afterlife of female vengance. We should just dance, all of us.