HOB GADLING

The hobo gave everybody his money, when asked "why" he replied: «... I help you 'cause I can't help myself ...». Then some people pointed and laughed.

Rush Limbaugh (never a dull moment)

“You need to start advertising your own block as being autonomous and then you can get your own police force to ensure the peace is kept and the minorities are kept in check around your block. That way, you will be able to tax them even though they get second-rate treatment since they’ll be considered temporary citizens on your block. The ephemeral nature of it all means you can change any rules regarding ‘visitors’ to your block at will. This will deepen the bounds of your pockets and money will flow into it. Do some charity work and you can just let the mortgages pay themselves off. Find a fine bottle of 30 year old Laphroaig and sit in front of your tenement haranguing away about the good, honest natured Ron Paul. He will save you from monotony, to be sure.”

“You aren’t even registered to vote and you just had a seitan sandwich, which you paid over $7 for. Can you eat a brick of shit now or should I just start throwing old moldy bread at you now?”

“You should try reading the other times….I mean the Washington Times.”

“You should get a VD from a prostitute. Oh wait….you’re gonna represent a microcosm of the Republican Party, so yeah, you’ll have plenty of time for that.

Suffering from bouts of Asperger’s, the pseudo-neo-conservative trustee merely leaves the room and starts listening to Steve Vai in the confines of his studio apartment in the “bad” section of some small city in Connecticut. For about 2 weeks he would live on a steady regiment of cigarettes and black coffee before ending his fortnight binge, once his palpitations matched his ubiquitous nausea.

Fido Dido's weird Reaction to 2girls1cup.com video

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Two Worst websites ever

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I RESPECT WHORES

troll: its hard trying to balance networking and being a hermit.
husk: a hermit doesn't get laid
troll: he masterbates!
husk: although a hermit might lay a dead whore
troll: or fuck and then eat roadkill
husk: while screaming out "Mickey Mouse Club!!! Mickey Mouse Club!!!"
husk: I've got nothing against prostitutes
husk: by the way
husk: I just really hate sluts
troll: i agree
troll: atleast prostitutes are gettin payed
husk: but I don't consider a prostitute to be a slut per say, you know? that's business
husk: yes

the door that came [part 11]

SEASON 2 PREMIERE | Previously on THE DOOR THE CAME : Where twelve is three, what is nine? Why nine? Why not! / when choices were upon you and you chose to not-choose and chose / that made me want to have intercourse with girls I wouldn't normally find attractive / There were alluring calculations on the third attempt / The driving witnesses would love to stay and watch but they have seldom enough time left to choose a new path and avoid further peril. I can't blame them! / We were given a chance to name the waiting room as we went in; we agreed on "BLAND,THE" / When asked, Ty added: "wind that blows in many ways" in response to passing a door (early 90s quote from a faux-poet and his homosexual furniture) / nowadays the kids all have guns... with Bluetooth capabilities / Failure's just another token in the machine. To which state have you been elevated to now that you've learned the truth (B.Nein)? The flow may be eroding the riverbed. | ??!? | ELEVATORS | Pac-man represented the complete mass-market consumption trend of the late 70s, a cornerstone to the coming decade, just as elevators won't allow you access to the 13th floor, should there be one. It is an optimistic tangent shown therein with the decision to move upwards. A firm behind is an incentive for penetration, should there be access. A roman decor greets me as I enter the second floor yet I can't help but wonder what would've been had I gone to the paths below. Paths intertwine and nothing/all will be shown in time, should I ever wonder.

VAGUE ARBO | 2007 | TOP 5

TENNIS > HOMOSEXUALITY > OASIS > JENGA

CONNECT FOUR > MENSTRUAL CYCLE > BLOSSOM > DIGIMON

PEPSI > XEROX > CHRIS BENOIT > AQUAFRESH

JAPAN > NEONS > VIRTUA FIGHTER > KETAMINE

JOHN DENVER > LEAVING ON A JET PLANE > ...

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9/1...err the beauty pageant was an inside job!!

and can

husk: do you think that with
husk: not what I meant?
troll: wtf did you just say?
husk: lol no no
husk: not what I would
husk: at least
husk: but I mean, if you could?
troll: man, im lost
husk: fuck @#$%
husk: seriously, I would've laughed
husk: come on, let me be evil
troll: you are enjoying this
husk: and can

infosthetics

honestly, i don't know why i didn't notice this sooner, or tell anyone about this sooner.

http://infosthetics.com/

GIANT SNOW FLUFFERS

The peaceful white snow -- the artist in me saw a huge blank nature canvas.

HIGH SOCIETY

PM DAWN > ZALINSKI >  NEO-PETS > AFTERBIRTH

COUGARS > ZZ TOP > FEBREEZE

AGATHA CHRISTIE > TIN TIN > THUNDERCATS > TIM ALLEN

MONOPOLY >  POPULOUS >  BONDAGE > RITZ

go to helvetica

finally, a star wars equivalent movie for descendo.

"i felt that DESPITE the ad" (Page Vajaky)

from inside the bottle of rum, i hear a little voice, and it whispers to me, "get it right....i am NOT a gay Johnny Weissmuller..."


dementia developed

more ruminations from "Cantina Lorna."

Three women run through across a dirt road during a freak storm. The mud slops up onto their clothing. Their anticipated yells of calamitous injustice upon them reach the ears of a lonely pair of urchins.

Oh please, you are NOT using that clichéd word again, are you?

(pause for two seconds) It’s set in the correct time period.

Get a towel to wipe my apologetic tears. I don’t care. Use something else.

…The URCHINS HEAR THE LADIES! TH….. They cringe at the sight of muddied clothing, as peeping through low brush reveals the unfortunate scene. Ok, I should change that. (sputtering)

Well, you should change a lot more. I’m going to get some more coffee and have a piss. Make sure you include the bit about the glue huffing, or maybe ass in the shit-bag huffing.

Oh c’mon. First of all, no. Second of all, the “shit-bag huffing” as you call it is just something the modern Internet community has picked up on with moist little hands, and it’s nothing more than Geraldo crap anyways. And third of all, this isn’t a stupid little poor attempt at a H. S. Thompson parody. Go watch Kids if you want.

(intangible whispers)

….and for the record, I didn’t really like Kids the second time anyways.

Oh please gimme a break! (interrupts) You practically creamed yourself over Kids. You said it had big foreshadowings of where the industry was headed! AS IF you could prevent yourself form being ENAMORED!

Ok Ok! Shut….the fuck up, geez. (placating)

( Sighs) Just go get more coffee. Pick me one up, too?

Oh, so now I should get up to pick you up one up, too, now should I?

I am gaseous today.

RRRRRRRRIIIIIGGHT! That is my cue

(Eighteen scored seconds pass. Freighters load embezzled money in Bayonne moments after killing four seagulls via smash n bash technique. A demented old lady gets struck on the right foot by a wayward skateboard in Dyker Heights. A muscle-man receives enough radiation exposure to make his chances of skin cancer 30% higher within the next ten years in Santa Monica. A 24-year old man gets arrested for trafficking marijuana just over the California/Utah border. The Northwest Passage opens up. More college kids turn to Odin worship.)

Hey, what ever happened to Craig? Didn’t he move out to Eureka to start a hemp farm? And as a follow-up, should we visit him?

Ah, Craig was full of shit most of the time. He probably is bum that hitchhikes around Humboldt County with little ambition of ever finding something steady. The “hemp farm” was probably just a ploy to get you to stop asking questions.

I don’t think so. I think he is more of the type that would have some good intention to start something, “Start Today, straight ahead, hey let’s get up n go” type of attitude.

Like the Beach Boys!

A-ha…..of course, like the Beach….Boys. yes…well, uh….so. He probably fell of the high road and got into fiending off other people with the prospect of something like a hemp farm creeping in the conversation in order to seduce the person he’s just met into helping him out. He’s a good intentioned manipulator.

And you my dear Josef Breuer are the most convincing Freud groupie I’ve encountered yet. I need to finish this.

Fine with me. I guess I’ll just take this automated stenographer elsewhere.

Oh c’mon Stanley……STANLEY!

A.M. GAY

joe bloggz: you know how i know you're gay?
husk: here goes
joe bloggz: You've read the book, seen the movie, and done the musical.
husk: isn't it kind of cool if i actually DID the musical?
husk: instead of just watching it?
joe bloggz: and you have suntan lotion at every concievable SPF level
husk: that is a complete lie
joe bloggz: your pets always have great names.
joe bloggz: is it not true
joe bloggz: face it.
joe bloggz: youre a homo.
husk: we're all a bit homo
joe bloggz: were not all hands down our niece and nephews favorite uncle, tho
joe bloggz: fag.
joe bloggz: brb, need coffee
husk: no prob

reJECTIONS OF BEER : 03

From BEER (08-07), unfinished-draft posted without permission:

I found a hatchet sitting on the backside of the plaster ceiling in my bathroom today. I was up there and in there to repair a pipe in the neighbors floor. One man's ceiling....another mans floor and, in this case, apparently, also his hatchet stash point. I used to keep mine in a nylon stuffsack covered with soot. I'm going to reconsider my stash for the hatchet, keeping it under the floor is just so fucking Edgar Allen Poey. So damn, you know, hatchet in the handbag and the hairy armed hitchhiker-ish.

NPR was playing and after listening to THAT for an entire day I was not in a good space. I jumped down off the ladder, re-tuned to straight up crap and tossed the radio into the bathtub, electrocuting my washcloth. It didn't put up to much of a fight. It stunk in life and it stunk at dying. Besides, today, when I got out of my car there was a cable guy being escorted out of our building by a resident. The resident was happy and the cable guy noticed a lady across the street walking a little white dog. The cable fellow, a tall black man, asked the lady, "Is that a Maltese?" The lady said that it was and then the cable dude asked if it was a male or a female. The lady said it was a girl. The cable guy replied, "I had a boy and a girl maltese and the girl maltese died, I still shake my head and I cry, I miss her every day."

· · · now you understand fi⁄‚

There can be no further debate and we all agree.

Pizza-ghetti

I hate it when i order a pizza-ghetti and what i get is a slice of spaghetti with pizza on top.

lol u ghey

was watching the food network. not on hd cause they don't offer it on hd on cox cable. but they do have it on hd for some other people on some other networks. the fuck is that? wonder what giada's recipe for butt nut is. she's EYE-TAL-YUMM-O (for you rachel gay fans)


lol. aint getting married this week. cuz u gheey

NAKED WITH A TIE

Strut with white on white / leave some accessories on.

FETISH FOREST

AVAST YE A TERRIBLE SIGHT
SOMETIMES THINGS PASS
TRY THOUGH I MIGHT
TO SLIP IT IN YOUR ASS
COVERING THOU WITHIN
PLASTIC BUBBLE WRAP
PATIENCE WEARING THIN
AFTERMATH OF MUCH CRAP

Coffee

Theres a big monkey in my coffee. My mistake, it's an ape.

SO MUCH FUN CAN'T BELIEVE IT THEY'RE CRAZY AND INTERRACIAL/GENDER PURISTS

husk: i wanna do my own PRINGLES commercial
husk: you know, gang of us making music with cans outside in a park
husk: everyone laughing
husk: someone's breakdancing
husk: we're all cool and sunny
husk: but our high goes too far
troll: atlas is breakdancing
husk: and someone starts fucking a Pringles can
troll: it has to be atlas
troll: rom catwalk
husk: i know man
husk: sadly, i do
troll: yeah.

Landscaping

Troll: ''Grasscutters piss me off. They always try to make us believe they are landscapers.''

**edit** Troll:''You cut grass, that's it, you fucker!''

Kill the phone

"Notably, the lack of 'corporate email support' was pinpointed as the main reason that many BlackBerry users didn't make the leap, but it did praise the iPhone for helping to 'bridge the gap between consumer-focused feature phones and productivity-focused smartphones.'"

"I've increased my productivity 20% just by ignoring you."

The green power ranger

troll: remember the green ranger in the power rangers?
husk: no
husk: wait
husk: was he like .. .not part of the direct group or something?
troll: anyways, he's starting his mixed martial art debut.
husk: so he really is gay
troll: right
husk: you know, they were called THE POWER RANGERS
husk: what were they ranging?
husk: and it started that trend of fucking awful Ultiman knockoffs
husk: taking the JAP footage and adding in 90210 wannabes
husk: never understood why that killed the TMNT
husk: Fuck The Power Rangers
husk: seriously
troll: yeah they sucked
husk: nice elaboration there
troll: none needed

KRAID

s o m e - 1   s e t - u p u s - t h e   B 0 M B 1 1 | the fake Kraid

*** : lots of things can cause that...
*** : dirty fingers, dirty penis, constipation, dry fucking, lack of lub...
husk: ok ok
husk: too early

26 VS. THIRTYSOMETHING

In all things probable -- the calculatable, the coincidental, the countable, the planable -- I see no relation to Month Days and the Alphabet. What are the numbered letters for 27, 28, 29, 30 & 31?

an arab eloping with a jew of 40 in Montana

"maybe when i have very little to do.....i am constantly ennui-ridden and useless."

"Well lingering on an internet chatroom overly much certainly won't help."

"nor is reflecting on lugubrious memories. this is not bad, you see. it rolls and i am nothing worth-while."

Questions:
{"Genuine self-loathing or feeling that every human being is intrinsically useless?"

"pretending to have a dismal life?"

"innate humor in all suffering?"}

"what blasé terms, for what odes were written about."

"All I know is that we easily turn on our gods, both the lesser and greater."

"i don't look at it so much as 'turning' on them. it's more of an ephemeral adoption of some morals at appropriate times in life, yet you can abandon them until a later time calls for them."

"that signifies that you are not respectful toward that deity's cleverness."

"why should i be "loyal" to any one deity? they are all inventions of man anyways"

"i do not see it as an invention of humanity. it is something beyond humanity's intellect, to decipher."

"but we perceived it, so it must be of our own devices that it exists."

"well, i am stunned that you think anyone truly perceived their deity. no matter what it is."

"No I don't think that, I do however think that a lot of other people think they do and most atheists believe religious people do. So it warrants explaining."

"some people fabricate a deity, perhaps because of their inability to "feel" any spiritual connection with any higher power. i think a lot of people lie to themselves, a lot of important and powerful people at that."

"Meh, I've just chosen an ancient Batavi goddess to glue my belief-system too, by want of a goddess in physical form."

ONE MORE SECRET REVEALED

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A common death in our terrorist society

electroline, or electrelane

A short anecdote from a Portland free-paper just before the plague.

Leaving the prong in his side, Caleb greeted the pain with gusto. He had known of the pale-fish, the druid-scales, the glass bottles and fasteners, the Satanic altar on Asia Minor, and the invading Gauls. He often confused Gauls and Celts like he confused bok choi and cabbage. There is nothing he could ever succeed at that he hadn’t already tried. He never found an iPod he had lost years ago. His only dreams these days involved riding in a car that was about to crash.

On a Tuesday in October, he mailed a letter back to himself to see how long it would take for it to make the circuit in the post. It arrived 5 days later, but in a different envelope. He opened it and the contents were the same, but the envelope had a different shade of off-white. He left the country about 3 months later. He learned that the Gauls had invaded Asia Minor in the 2nd century B.C. and felt he had returned to a new beginning on life.

Later in the month, his new country of residence declared war on a nation harboring terrorists and he was deported. He died in a car crash in the taxi he was taking from the airport. His last meal was a pizza pretzel with an ice-tea.

Mice vs Gerbals

mice:
-cute
-squeaky
-you can pet them
-work well with computers... especially bluetooth ones.

gerbals:
-bigger than mice
-cute
-squeaky
-you can pet them
-can be used for anal sex games.
-do not work well with computers.

I'll have to say that even minus the computer usage, gerbals win here, most definetely.

Liquid veins.

It was like a walking on hot coals. I don't know why she cared. It wasn't up to her to begin with. It does not matter, liquid with fill our veins, despite what she and the Mad King believe. I shall not waste any moment longer. The journey continues...

Quack, Quack

"Trust me, I know a thing or two about ducks" he said to the maid.

AGE

There is something to be said about The Spice Girls, I do not know what that is, and surely whatever it is isn't worth mentioning but there is something to be said, albeit silently, nevertheless.

SPICEY BRAUNSCHWAGER

"dude, i just made this bowl of noodles....and when i opened up the seasoning packet.....it smelled just like the bear exhibit at the san diego zoo"

"how do you know what a bear exhibit at the san diego zoo smells like? you been sneaking in after hours and shit?"

"i've been there...and i know what bears smell like"

008| THREE HINTS

ORDER/NOW

PRE-ORDER AN IMPORT

Samhain is coming

prose on the hidden workings unbeknownst to the prosaic day-to-day denizen. From the Shackleford Collection


By the dreaded hypocrites day
a new retaliation was met (better safe than sorry)
a new wound was let
bled, rifle fire and sinisteur exaggerateur
said, raven’s beak sounded rogues’ death

Transcontinental cables lead Mafioso messages
Founded in the back of Wall St. offices on Labor Day.
Remember the carrion’s flesh, the raven’s passage?
The benefit plan gives the dying cow last year’s hay,
A narrow victory for a funeral pyre wedding.

If god was coming home to dinner

"If god was god, why would he make anything BUT himself?

"god might have made the universe[...]but our thoughts are the master builders of the universe.

"we art as god does in heaven."

"I art a fool, so god must be a fool, too."


[dilapidated representation of flooded area]

EQUIVOCAL : TOP 25 BLOGS @ VLOG UK

Equivocal came in at #17 over at VLOG UK's Top 25 Blogs of 2007. Thank you to all the readers and have chairs for parked cars.

BLOOD DEBT

If I could come up with my own series of 80s action movies, I'd call it:
BLOOD DEBT
direct to video shit
no, direct to VHS
and then there would be direct sequels
BLOOD DEBT 2: INTEREST
BLOOD DEBT 3: PAYBACK
and the fourth one wouldn't have a number
just like "The Substitute"
then I could die a happy man
maybe a canadian tv series too
'cause see, it's a BLOOD DEBT
that's like the worse kind of debt
ever
you have to settle that
it's a BLOOD DEBT

LOOK ITZ HUSK & RADA (2005)

GREAT ! !

KA-CHING

TONIGHT, OH SOUND I DO HEAR
MOST PEOPLE INGEST SPARE CHANGE
RUST IN PANCREAS CAUSES FEAR
PAYING TAXES IN TOILETTE RANGE
THOUGH CLEANSED, NOT ALL IS WELL
SEA WHAT THOU HATH DONE?
ASSISTANT CAB DRIVER, NAMED MEL
WHILST THEE PERMIT ME THIS PUN

dilapidated

"study math, dont do meth, stay in school , do drugs[...]

"that came out wrong. dont do drugs stay in school and do meth homework."

"i once saw a meth addict run straight into a grassy knoll and dented a divot in it."

CAN YOU WEAR THE END??

Can you?
Can you wear Ink | Panic's ™ Too Late Now T-SHIRT?
Or
Can you warn friends with Ink | Panic's ™ Too Late Now POSTCARD?
Yes, you can? But it'll cost you.

SUPREME BEINGS LAUGH AT YOU

Why not just all dance and stuff. Caramels are fine, srly you shouldn't worry. Life's too short, get a divorce. You can be mysogynic for a day and no one will be the wiser. Who's right? Much love. An afterlife of female vengance. We should just dance, all of us.

ALLO-RESPONSE [28 Sept]

[re: complaint]

GAYLUSSITE

"Gaylussite is a mineral, a hydrated sodium calcium carbonate, formula Na2Ca(CO3)2.5H2O. It is formed as an Evaporite from non marine waters. Discovered in 1826, it is named after Gay-Lussac, the French scientist."

rr

husk: too early
husk: im at that early coffee stage where passers-by could be potential victims of my hatred for all things living
husk: it'll pass after a few sips
troll: youve just been rick rolled.
husk: case in point

Fractured debate

People of the mountain front make remarkably hardy clients for consulting geologists and engineers:

"if you point out a potential hazards, they say, 'I'm ready to live with that.' People really don't believe what it's like until they go through it."
"Most people don't give it a thought. Or they minimize the importance of it."
"People forget so soon. In a couple of years, they build again."

"They are playing ostrich."

[......]

There are lots of mailboxes along the mountain front.
"There is no problem now."
"Our property is not affected."
"I think we're all pretty well covered. I'm hoping so. The water rushed down quite nicely in the wash."
"The fire was three years ago. It's not supposed to flood. I cancelled my flood insurance last year."
"No, we're not concerned. We lived through the San Fernando earthquake."

[......]

As an average populace in a shamefully litigious nation, the people of Glendora took their town to court. "After we busted our butts for months trying to help people, we ended up being sued by the people we tried to help," Arthur Cook [Acting City Manager] said. "They said in court that we were cognizant there were going to be problems and we did not stop Mother Nature. in her tracks. you read about flooding on the Mississippi. They don't sue the city for not keeping the Mississippi from going over its banks. Here they do sue the city for not keeping the mountains from eroding." The city lost.

[......]

Inevitably, someone was inspired to put the rock back up in the mountains. This elegant absurdity may be the ne plus ultra in telling the Big Guy who's in charge. [...] For twenty million dollars, Los Angeles had returned the rock to the mountains. For twenty millions dollars, they had built in Burro Canyon an edifice ten times as large as the largest pyramid in Giza.

High on fire!! jA JA JA JA!! JUBEL! Jag jublar, jublar ni? Simon?

pre cision

JEWELRY > BLING

JEWELS > BALLS

JEWEL > CRAMPS

Dirge

the rumble was almost subsonic... if you stood still too long, it seemed to close in on you, starting in the inner ear until it filled your lungs as if it were the stagnant air itself... on the horizon the clouds gathered ominously.. like black harbingers waiting to dispel their awful truths... then as assumed the rain came... plumeting to the earth with a resonating 'plop' as if someone were throwing full grown seals off of a 10 storey roof

|||||| doki ||doki panic

Can you handle the truth ?
夢工場 ドキドキパニック Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panikku?, lit.

|||||| damage control |||||/|

Due to underwhelming circumstances, the vaguing all-seeing-quote is now in effect {as it's been for a while now, without warning to avoid mass panic}. Is there a word for eight consecutive trimesters?

post arboretum

bronze would be the last recognizable artifact of our civilization.

srly

husk: who the hell is Natalie Connor?
troll: that's right
troll: celine dion is "taking chances"

片仮名 象形文字

義訓 | 熟字訓 | All is well NO NO NO HUGE WARNING SIGNS too late now | 514.276.9820

historical & literary notes

The Guide to Lucknow: Containing Popular Places and Buildings Worthy of a Visit with Historical Accounts


Lieutenant Berch, 59th N. I was accidentally shot, on the evening of the 2nd September by one of the sentries, who mistook him for an enemy. The enemy at times made some very determined attacks on this post bringing ladders close up to the walls when they had to be repulsed with hand grenades.

IN DEPTH ARBO

CAT POWER > SRLY WHO WOULDN'T *** THAT

BUENA VISTA > LORIMAR TV > BOB SAGET > WWIII

TACO BELL > DEMOLITION MAN >  THE FUTURE > SHAME

JOHN DENVER > LEAVING ON A JET PLANE > ...

WB NVR FRGT

husk: does it still itch?
jk: meh.
jk: hold on, scratching...
husk: I KNEW ITZ
husk: so now that you know the way his love is, do you understand?
jk: i stand under
jk: a "bottom boy" as it were
husk: still is
husk: the love is like being caught in a public restroom with other men
jk: or with james lipton
husk: "I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR MY PANTS -- AND THIS FELLOW WAS HELPING ME"
husk: Lipton makes the best Iced Tea, hands down
jk: i prefer taking the nestea plunge
husk: blasphemy
husk: no doubt about it, Nestea was the Iced Tea king of the 80s
husk: but that's no longer the case
jk: i'm ateaist
husk: and I will take great insults if you deny this
husk: that made no sense
jk: some kings ascend into divinity
jk: i'm just throwing that out there
husk: i can't top that
jk: the rule stands: if you have to revise your retort more than 3 times, you're probably trying to hard
jk: oh shi.
husk: if only you knew
husk: I was looking for the name of that WB show that ends with "ty"
husk: it's this show about a girl doing stuff
jk: felicity
jk: ?
husk: yes
jk: now your ISP knows how gay you are
husk: some assholes descend into Felicity
husk: now my ISP knows what my love is
jk: assholes decend into decent girls all the time
jk: it really eats my hoagie
husk: crude but true
jk: crude, rude and totally lewd
husk: NVR FRGT
jk: nvr fggt

Let's disappear from sight

Dried ginger in the desk, dried jars of shoreline, dried hearts of microcosms, dried nodoze in the desk.

Dried-up faith ushers movement, out west, out to the rock, the isolated altar, the breakers weathering and ushering the lost eyes singing lost blues.

Dried craniums opened to Miracle-Grow, sew the newts' eyes shut, we're broadcasting clearly now.

1.18.5

My gay friend says "dude, that's gay" -- in response I say "dude, that's hetero" but it doesn't pack quite the same punch. When was the last time you drank virgin punch? Have you ever punched a virgin? Sub-plots are unresolved (never will be). Is homeboy listening to gay disco?.That makes you. That's what you.

REJECTIONS OF BEER : 02

From BEER (August 30th 2007), posted without permission:

Damn, I really dig the hell out of that Le Soir splash vid loop. the oil pump. It's really cool. I wish I could have that thing going about fifteen feet tall, me sitting in a lawn chair in front of it.

I will blog. I'm not feeling to inspired on the vague front, When i found out it was vague (I had to compare things to some samples I got from THE GOVERNMENT) my shit went down the tubes like a heavy one.

Just drove some precious 13 year old cargo home from michigan..cargo representing four families...my boy wired in his mp3 player and we sang beatles tunes all the way home...the folks at the toll booths loved that shit...the cargo all agreed that THE OLD SHIT ROCKED HARDER THAN THRIRD EYE BLIND.

M510 EMERGENCY ORDER

EQUIVOCAL'S 100TH POST

god vs cockfist

husk: i guess it's a sign of power when you can make a fist with your cock
husk: or a sign of syphilis
troll: is god a man or woman? he's both
troll: is god black or white? he's both
husk: what does that have to do with cockfist ?
troll: does god love all children? yes he does
husk: lol! COCKFIST
troll: is god michael jackson?
husk: what

_________/myopia (Mrs. Robert Keogh)

A leftover from upstate. Believed to be crafted from old trapped air.

A vendor sells helado, with various flavors: mango, pina colada, pineapple, cherry, lemon and rainbow. The rainbow is actually red, yellow and orange. ROY…..gimme some ROY. Outside this vendor, across the avenue, sat the dilapidation of a diluted society. Some called it a sancutuary for seekers of spiritual bliss, culling the vigor and fortitude found inside all. The tests leading down paths to the consummated “enlightenment” were seen by many as outside their own realm of rationality. Life for many was already too difficult, getting by daily or weekly with their lives. FORTIS IN ARDUIS. Hardly. Such endeavors were best kept by the builders of society and were not seen as important to those outside of this devout division of humanity. (it is somewhat ironic that many of your so called secular truths in founding the United States lie atop men of such lost spiritual power) Unbeknownst to their youths, their legacy of chosen ignorance and denial, the workers bowed to that unknown, turned away and toiled: vendors selling helado.

For a while, (as long as there was consciousness?) members of this organization continued in the world. Their effect on societies and communities throughout the world cannot even be estimated, nor remotely measured. The ignorance of the rest of populations rendered such calculations irrelevant. Notwithstanding any degree of uncertainty, it seems that such an enigmatic influence in recent times has been rendered moot. Traditional abandonment is unobtrusively detailed through condemned banquet halls and private properties abandoned within the past twenty years or so. While the digital age and the Internet have made organizations go completely into cyberspace, it isn’t without a tinge of doubt that any semblance of ancient rites have ceased, whose legacy can be traceless.

Matchless beauty in such a “secret society” in the parlance of our time, the ability for brothers to worship more easily in a free land offered such chapters to spread across the land of America. Remnants of the leaders of men in older Eurasian traditions, the ideology left to the devices of the “melting pot” or, more recently, the “tossed salad” have been convoluted in the various media’s imagination throughout the century. The truth of the enigmatic influences and where they have led such societies in the broader scope of local provincials remains just the unknown knowledge to be craved for future consumption. Perhaps it is the free-market that has destroyed any semblance of the need for secret brotherhoods. We still want the architects of society to be symbolized in the pyramid, the third-eye, yet it might merely by our own traditions that create such fantasies.

THE DOOR that came [part 10]

CUSTODIAN SUPER TRUTH | THE DOOR THAT CAME / SEASON FINALE | What lies before us? Ten different sets of stairs leading in ten different directions. Different ups and downs. A first in the ever-tedious spontaneous pick series. In the late 90s, movie studios were confused by the Internet; there was no Internet-ergonomy. It can be seen on movie posters of that era (the http's, the index.html's). The researchers all agree; a valid point nobody could ever argue. Since that time, nostalgia has been linked to symptoms of various cramps (or a lack thereof). It was expected / Failure's just another token in the machine. To which state have you been elevated to now that you've learned the truth (B.Nein)? The flow may be eroding the riverbed. The erosion may in turn result in increased outflow, more than can be replenished by rain or snowmelt, according to a study by a group of Canadian coastal engineers and none will be the wiser. C.T.U or D / You elevate abandoning/accepting that there were no passages below. At at at at at at.

Greasy media (Billy West)

FOUNDED ON NOTHING! (down with lectures, praise to anarchy!)
-a student call to arms, after receiving a C on a meaningless paper on the subject of "Psychology of Baseball."

break
Limbo, the common ground for street dwellers.

Patrons of the rabies-afflicted absinthe drinker, the gutter arts were the prime suspect of many a young man’s dementia.

Dreary afternoon, a cab pulls up and let’s off a junkie, the former CFO of the Surdna Foundation, betrayed on moral grounds by his former associates of SG CIB and Deutsche Bank. All names erased from the records of corporate member rosters. Queue the untold stories of a Central Park homeless man, high-class hobo reality TV.

Dead seagulls on the avenue, slight grimace from the patron of a corner café, dealt a blow to one’s apathetic American dome. The dome, in many psychologists’ professional opinions stems from latent after-effects of a country administered with “Cold War Psychosis.”

MAGNUM

fittis: i love night TV
husk: i love his mustache
fittis: i love YOUR mustache
husk: who doesn't
fittis: well i dunno
fittis: i just fuckin love it

Harr Harr Harr

Sölvbacka strömmar, precis vid dammluckan. Regnig kväll. Simmade glatt tillbaka.

"harr, Thyma´llus thyma´llus, art i familjen laxfiskar. Den finns i sötvatten, framför allt rinnande, i n. och ö. Europa. Den är allmän i n. Sverige och förekommer lokalt i södra. Den kan bli ca 70 cm lång. Den höga och långa ryggfenan skiljer den från andra svenska laxfiskar. Den luktar svagt som timjan. Sidorna är silvergrå med violett skimmer." - Nationalencyklopedin

Gröndal

> > >

BOB BARKER > TWISTER > RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS > SPICE WORLD

FRITO-LAY > WHAM! > OUT GAMES > ANTI-CONSUMERISM

ANDY WARHOL > DURAN DURAN > METROID > LOST HIGHWAY SOUNDTRACK

DECEPTICONS > JARED FOGLE > LEGO STAR WARS > TRANS FAT

Röd rödare röding

Skogsväsen fångad i ytterst hemlig liten pöl, 70 mil norrut. Avelshingsten simmar lyckligt vidare.

"rödingar, Salveli´nus, släkte laxfiskar med 15-20 arter i kalla vatten i norra holarktiska regionen. De skiljs från lax och öring genom att ha ljusa fläckar på mörk botten i st.f. tvärtom och gombenet tandbesatt endast framtill." - Nationalencyklopedin

VICODIN CHERRY COCKTAIL

Heed a warning, only you can savor a moment (forest fire). "Knowing what you know now, would you still do Britney Spears ...if you could, that is?" Now more than ever. It's the long gap of possibilities between a not so innocent cheerleader and a rampant rehab diva that confuses many, but to me the latter is considerably more appealing. Take not for granted an opportunity to learn something, and learn I would.

Dried apricots for Algernon (John Waters)

“it's like i crave confusion from every aspect of life.”



Piece from the Mizcene from the Art Museum inside the Railroad Museum outside the Architectural Design Exhibition. Edit is a practice in brevity-editing.

Huxley's review of J. H. Whitehouse's Ruskin Addresses, which appeared in the September 5, 1919 Athenæum, does not so much evaluate these Ruskin texts of the editor's treatment of them as give Huxley an occasion to provide his own estimate of Ruskin, whose political economics and defence of the Pre-Raphaelites he praises but whose effect on British architecture he despises. Huxley ___________ a child of ____ time in this _______, and time and taste have passed him by, _____________ believed in the 1920s, scholars, critics, and laymen now increasingly s__ ______ ______ forms of Gothic Revival architecture as major ________ Ruskin as one of the ____ art thinkers of the age. Now __________________________________________________________________________ Ruskin's emphases on lush design have come to seem increasingly essential to a humane form of building.
Huxley apparently doesn't know much about either Ruskin's work on architecture or his actual complex, often contradictory influence upon art and design, ____________ — Seven Lamps of Architecture, The Stones of Venice, and "Traffic" — had three major effects — popularize gothic revival style, encourage functionalism in architecture, and encourage revival or development of local vernacular architecture from Hungary to New Mexico. Huxley only mentions the first and simplifies the nature of a complex movement. Furthernmore, ___________________ Ruskin's relation to the Gothic Revival:
Since around 2003 homes have become less interesting every day. Builders seem to have just lost their touch on reality. Everyone wants an original home! Yet, everywhere we go and every new neighborhood we look at, the houses tend to look the same. Isn’t that odd! The originality of architects has gone out of the window. Maybe it’s because America itself is increasingly becoming boring. Not a lot of people dare to think out of the box anymore at all. Or maybe it’s the costs of these new houses. What happened was realty hit a boom and the prices of houses increased and increased until it became no longer feasible for people to buy them. Now most of Americans can’t even afford to build their own original house. Maybe that will change soon or it may not. Overall, this may end in a few years as soon as marketing prices go down but the bland architecture may continue for a long time to come.

Instead of laughing at the botched architecture, he reacts with sadness at the result of these attempts at artistic beauty that lack skill, taste, and quality materials.

REJECTIONS OF BEER : 01

From BEER (August 10th 2007), posted without permission:

Here,
As to my eletism. yeah. Im lost in a world of errors, 14 of them, all run producing. BUT IM NOT GOING TO RESCUE THE FUCKS WITH OUR ACE.

NICE OLD DICKSUCKERS, look likes my friends and I at a reunion to see Genesis...peter gabriel wasn't there so WE JUST SUCKED COCK AND KISSED. Lots of scabbed up legions on our hips ,elbows, knees that we excused as chaffing but were really from sliding into second when we were 14. Hard to let go of those competitive badges so we've all been picking them fo years and using them as pathetic proofs to collect money at the off ramps. funny how we all ended up doing the same shit AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

THE COCK WAS GOOD BUT THE PILLOWS SMELLED LIKE GERIARTRIC HEAD

Dont beg me for blogs or I'll come to Canada and New York and piss in your graham cracker boxes while your doing the dishes and pondering the vacant lot OUTSIDE YOUR FUCKING WINDOW.

there's more

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CURSOR YOU BLACK TITLEAKS??

TOURIAN

+++ cmp #$83 bne + ; move until Y coord = $83 inc ObjAction,x
+ jmp ShowElevatorElevatorScroll:
lda ScrollY bne ElevScrollRoom ; scroll until ScrollY = 0
lda #$4E lda #$41 sta AnimIndex
lda #$5D
sta AnimResetIndex,x lda #$50sta AnimIndex,x
inc ObjAction,x
lda #$40
sta Timer
jmp ShowElevator

ElevScrollRoom:
lda $030F,x bpl + ; branch if elevator going down jsr ScrollUp jmp ShowElevator jsr ScrollDown
jmp ShowElevator
LD8A3: inc ObjAction,x

SEVER

THE TREES REQUIRE TIME TO GROW
WHERE'S THE CURSOR, TAPPING ON MY KIDNEYS?
MAY CAUSE LEAKAGE, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW
I CAN'T FIND MY KEYS
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE SO FAR
I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS ONE
OHGIMMESOMEBEER FROM A GAY BAR
PAINFULLY INSERTED ALBEIT FUN

Accelerated cerebration

Rapeseed, in a technologically decadent world.

Proxies on false-colored eyelashes, ultraviolet frequencies

Orange juice bottle eye-glasses

Drum key rosaries

Blouse, untied, magnetic bulls eye, trough, warm plain on the back.

Fish-ears gone sour, dead faced-fish head gone gourmet.

Round picnic table on the courts of concrete, disapproval of the funds allotted for flagship species.

thE DOOR that came [part nine]

DREARY LOCAL WEATHER FORECASTS & OTHER SUCH THINGS ON THE ROAD AHEAD WHICH I WOULD BE INCLINED TO BELIEVE WERE IT NOT FOR YEARS AND YEARS OF COUNTLESS HALF-TRUTHS | You'll see, next up, it'll be the drastic cliffhanger-ish season finale, but for the moment it's nothing but a repeat performance of the usual minor intrigues (and other such things on the road ahead which I would be inclined to believe were it not for years and years of countless expired calendars). We're way past the self-inquiries here, the reflections and wonderings that are distractions between choices carefully planted to confuse and delay any potential progress therein. This is the eight choice / This is the ninth. One single pause for a successful two-in-one. Better late than never... How many safe strategies have you ever put aside for a single shot at the impossible? Five.

BEEN THERE...

Further 1930s Micky Mouse suicide attempts here

doing things in the dark

As if on cue. He who serves you well deserves the proper acknowledgement in return. I have dreams of department store souvenirs (and all the collegues I never got to see naked) -- it is at that time that I started to listen. Now look at me. Les derniers seront les premiers ; they're obviously on some kind of kayak.

CONSUMED (BY EVER-THINGS)

SEXUAL EXPLORATION WITH BRAN
THERE WALKS A SHADOWED HAUNT
WITH A FACE NOT UNLIKE THAT OF A MAN
SHE WISHED HE'D RATHER NAUGHT
STILL THE GHOST OF DIETARY PAST
PURSUED HIS QUEST AND HATH NO FEAR
CRIMSON MINUTES AILING FAST
LONG RIDE HOME WITH A BLOODY REAR

C'EST SIMPLE

JAPAN > NEONS > VIRTUA FIGHTER > KETAMINE

POPSICLE PETE > LAWN BOWLING > MIKE TYSON > WINDOWS VISTA

ZWAN > POTENTIAL > IMMORALITY > ZEITGEIST (MY LOVE IS)

OIGNONS > V-GUITARS > GREAT WHITE SHARKS > FORKS

Awhile (arturo menchaca)

A timeless piece from the archives of found-media. Among the first of a slew of drafts from a forgotten time, the piece is still debated about to this day, ranging from all speculation as "Renaissance bulletin" to "synopsis from the future" and even a "practical point of confusion." similar articles have been discovered, some with dates and times on them leading to suggestions of correlations, inspirations or homages with the below document. While certainly not the most informative, it has been referenced the most important, some sumbissions of it single-handedly instigating the entire field of crypto-anthro-linguistics amd archae-literature; say what you will.


>The following took place between 9:41 PM on July 6, 4,278,090 BC and 7:53 AM on October 25, 10,134 AD:

Two masses of rock nearing the temperature of sublimation split apart forming a chasm the size of the Atlantic Ocean.

A woman in Utica, New York ran frantically through a densely wooded park searching for her son, only to find him asleep on a park bench, his shoes untied.

Nitric acid rained down on the remains of the Fourth World Order.

A frigatebird soaring through the air above Ascension Island at 90 miles per hour gravely misjudged its distance from the edge of a seaside cliff and collided with a protruding rock formation, killing it instantly.

Having grown to love his imperfections, Ada Meriweather suggested to her husband Jeb that they renew their wedding vows. He dismissed the idea as 'excessive' and pointed out that they had been married only two weeks prior.

The Golden Record carried on Voyager I went unseen for twelve hundred years, only to be destroyed when the spacecraft itself was annihilated by an asteroid.

An unmarried Japanese businessman ate a sushi dinner for the sixth day in a row and sighed having completed it. That night he dreamt his body sank to the bottom of the ocean.

The SETI program was discontinued due to a lack of funding. Three weeks later, an extremely low frequency radio signal originating from the constellation Orion and containing a simple, concise message of salutation passed over Earth. No one took notice. The planet the signal originated from had long since been destroyed.

A giant squid (Architeuthis dux) became entangled in a coral reef formation off the coast of New Zealand for six minutes. In freeing itself, it lost a tentacle.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 214.92 points.

The third son of the second man on Earth began a nine day journey through the African wilderness, only to die on the tenth day from an infected wound he suffered on the sixth.

A man inserted a screwdriver into the right ear of his youngest brother with forty-five pounds of force and smiled as the blood spewed forth. Eight minutes later, when the body finally lay lifeless on the ground, he walked to his kitchen, ate a McIntosh apple, did twenty pushups, stuck a shotgun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger.

A supernova in the Trifid Nebula, located in the constellation Sagittarius, obliterated nine hundred planets, two of which fostered microbial life.

Eleven days before her seventh birthday, Cleopatra realized that her body was different from her brother's. Four years later she realized that because of this difference, men would find her attractive.

A man in Istanbul slipped while descending a staircase and bounced all the way to the bottom. His cousin saw the entire accident and laughed for four straight minutes (and then sporadically for the rest of the night).

Molten lava burst forth from a relatively small volcano south of the equator, sending flaming hot particles of liquid metal into the hydrogenous air.

The six-year-old daughter of an Inuit doctor skinned her right knee twice in one day, but having cried the first time, she laughed the second. She had her first child twenty-three years later.

An amoeba that would have grown into the first multi-celled organism on Earth was destroyed instantly when lightning struck 2.3 millimeters from it.

Nuclear winter befell three entire continents more than once.

A glacier fourteen thousand miles long shifted thirty inches southeast, only to melt and fall into the sea eight hundred years later.

beaut░ _n atroc_t_es )mel ░_░░░░(

Discovered days prior to the Spitzer journals. Believed to be part of an extended critique from the Driedval, possibly earlier. Piece is thought to be the first page of about 20 - 30 following pages, all but this one are as of now undiscovered. Page heavily edited prior to discovery, either by the original author or a later party. Subject matter is of 'cinema' yet )VAGUE INTERPRETATION( Custom translation.



_n d_scuss_ng the representat_on of N░░░ on f_lm, Br░an Che░ette asserts that d_am_tr____l░ opposed representat_ons of sub_ect matter can be nonetheless _nt_matel░ related. Th_s cla_m _s based on oppos_n░ representat_onal v_ews of N░░░; what one source _ns_sts _mposs_ble to dep_ct on f_lm _s done so b░ another source. Che░ette’s assertion is based on the f_lms _______ a b_furcat_on _n represent_n░ N░░░ on f_lm. One ma░ choose ___________ N░░░ w_thout us_n░ v_v_d _mager░. Th_s v_sual abnegat_on contrasts _________________ E_senste_n_an )attract_ons.( These attract_ons create v_sual p_eas__e and seduct_on _______________ orchestrat_ons _nst_gated ____ _tself.


]grotesque events[

[Sincerely seductive, lasting only 11 – 20 seconds, relapse.]
Georges Méliès expanded upon the topicals and travel films of Lumière by adding a fantasy narrative, though his passion in the cinema lay outside of schematic storytelling. Méliès said himself of his working method, “As for the scenario, the ‘fable,’ or ‘tale,’ I only consider it in the end. I can state that the scenario constructed in this manner has no importance, since I use it merely as a pretext for the ‘stage effects,’ the ‘tricks,’ or for a nicely arranged tableau.” The narrative does not so much concern Méliès’ script, but is strengthened by the tricks. In this way, the director of Le Voyage dans la Lune (1902) is able to create a genuine fascination in the audience through the illusory power of his tricks. This magical ambience is the thing which genre films strive for. As Gunning himself said of genre films, ______________(_______ , crazy_____)______. Elsaesser’s claim of following the rules of attractions through visual stimulation can thus be attributed to the magical illusions of early cinema. Quite similarly, N░░░ on film. ______________second choice of the bifurcation, which engages in the endless possibilities of cinematic expression though effects, is discussed in relation to Leni __________ (1935) and Mel __________ (2004). The Cheyette assertion can be expanded towards the analysis of ostensibly opposing films centered around characters on the opposite side of the ethical spectrum: messiah and martyr versus maniac madman; the good figure versus the evil one, each separated by nearly two thousand years.

Brand new car (vroom vroom) lyrics

I got a brand new car...
vroom vroom
vroom vroom

I got a brand new car...
vroom vroom
oh yeah.

i got a brand new car..
vroom vroom
uh hun..

i got a brand new car...
vroom vroom
vroom vroom...

(repeat verse 1)

(repeat verse 1)

The Great Debate 03

Oranges vs. Apples

-Apples:
Apple juice
applejacks
green apple smirnoff ice

-Oranges:
Orangina
Gatorade
orange chocolate
Orange Crush
cousin of lemon, lime & grapefruit.

Oranges wins 5-3

CREEK OF BECOMMING, THE

THE HALVES BECOME ONE
LO BEHOLD A VAN
BELLIGERENT LIGHT FROM THE SUN
HE WHO HAS YET TO TOUCH A MAN
COASTERS PROTECT THE TABLE CLOTH
HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH? (REPEAT X)
HEY WHAT'S UP, LOOK! A MOTH
YEAH BABY, THAT'S THE STUFF

The Great Dedate 02

Transformers VS G.I. Joe

-Transformers.. they were like fucking awesome! Optimus Prime totally ruled. and megatron? he was a fucking gun! He could fucking shoot every g.i.joe and cobra fucks. +1 point

1-0 transformers

-G.I. Joes had chicks! I always wanted Flint to bang Lady J. +1 point

1-1

Tie

RISE (SHE SAID)

HIGH TIDES OF MORNING RIDES
ALTITUDE IS NOTHING BLISS
DEMEANING PAINTINGS FURTHER COLLIDES
CAN? CAN THE ONE MAN HEAR THE HISS
ONCE THERE LAY A CLOCK
MY HEART LAY BORE
RISING MIGHT MAJESTIC COCK
GONE FOREVER, HEARD NO MORE

HOLD ON, I'M A PEON

Yeah you heard. Now you (don't) know. What do I know? I know what you knew. You know what I never knew. And really, that's fine. Have you heard? Past tense, like? A deaf person has heard the news in a way. I know you figure I'll go there and you're right. Don't consider this but think about it. Akk. It would hurt, you know? I guess you would say that I would not so much so be fortunate enough to per say besides and b-sides (awful) although you could argue, or not, that all is well enough far off for one to even attempt. I love found media. Seriously though.

;:

So the thing's called PAC-MAN and he's got his female companion (so we suppose) called MISS PAC-MAN -- but why the fuck wasn't she called PAC-WOMAN !??

STENCILED LOVE-LETTERS ON WAREHOUSES (JOHN CUSACK)

Another prose piece from the journals of “Paul Spitzer” page 48


Heated debate, over the love of the lady sitting next to me. Drab reality, inches closer to me. She has the neck of a meerkat. FEELS THE NEED TO SUCK IT, BRINGS THE IDEA OF BLANK, EMPTY SPACE TO MIND.

Points to me, “my shy friend over there……[static static static static] ….very good dancer….[static static laughter static] designed to break…” Prods the floor, drips with sap from the brow.

Left to the devises of the dancers, the dripping sap comes up to above the eyes. He is followed by the others, indefinitely. Runs across the street. THIS IS NOT DRAMA! This is travesty in a latté cup. The five-stared demons heads drive the music into the ground, pounding music for the latent-maturation patients. To be the age of 20 until the age of 45. Let’s sink into the ground, the pounding, prodded ground.

Stenciled love-letters on warehouses

Bun in the oven!

Husk says: dude
Husk says: check it:
Husk says: http://www.examiner.com/a-501790~Fla__Woman_Allegedly_Puts_Baby_in_Oven.html
Troll says: crazy shit
Husk says: "there's a bun in the oven!"
Husk says: we need a new word for bitch
Husk says: something stronger
Husk says: its lost its meaning
Troll says: agreed
Troll says: something like "evil whore of satan" but in one word and without religion reference
Husk says: yes
Husk says: with an inch of TRAMP and SLUT

The Great Debate

Mustard or Mayonnaise?

fries: Mayonnaise

Hotdogs: Mustard

sandwiches: Mustard

Mustard wins 2-1

IN-BUILT SAVING

THE DOOR that came [part eight]

OUTDOORS | Lesser men and women with lesser clothes (and vice versa). An immigrant-less plain of gray grass and all that could've been but fortunately isn't. Compared to modern teens, we had virtually no graphitti skills, though the messages remain the same: "my turf". One might wonder if they also pee from the high above the slides as we did back in the day... it begs a certain question: have we ever sled in the previous generation's drunken pee deposits (or worse)? All I recall is that they showed up holding sharp katana blades ready to bust up the swings -- a rare sight for suburbia though nowadays the kids all have guns... with Bluetooth capabilities. You're walking in the opposite direction, friend.

side-bar ("my brother's dirty dreds")

Dreaded-dredlocks, dead fellows feeling the light, light fellows feeling the heat, the heat feeling the politicians, the politicians feeling righteous via the priests, the priests feeling the little boys (CENSORED) the little boys feeling the anxieties, the anxieties felt by those who wear dredlocks in the summer.

"The show was ok, but i was right in the front and every time the lead singer (Deftones) would get close to the crowd, i would get crushed from behind, until at one point my face was buried into this smelly white-guys huge dreds, and i decided i had enough and pushed my way back from the front railing."

ONE MORE TIME

EGYPT > LAMPS > DEVO > YAHOO SERIOUS

PEPSI > XEROX > CHRIS BENOIT > AQUAFRESH

GOLDEN GIRLS > ICQ > XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS > SEX AND THE CITY (AGAIN)

BRUCE CAMPBELL > DORITOS > DUE SOUTH > GUNS N ROSES

DEVELOPER

The old box with its dusty photographs. There was laughter, tears and smoke. When all else fails, everything else should work.

trött.

Är så förbannat trött. Återkommer.