EQUIVOCAL

FFFFUUUUUUUU

2010-12-21T20:20:00.000-08:00

happy holidays.

crystal gimbal

2010-12-09T14:30:00.000-08:00

[[...]] the physical silver investor market annual demand is about $1.3 -$2 billion per year! And yet, they sold $100 billion in new paper silver in the span of 2 years, which is over 50 times as much paper silver as exists in the world annual physical silver investment market!

PULL THE SURVIVOR TRIGGER

2010-10-20T21:40:00.001-07:00

Nooooo. Yes. Mannn, and then i was like...EMILIOOOO

SAY TOUCHE' LIKE TOUCHY

2010-09-25T13:47:00.000-07:00

They were playing Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake in Urban Outfitters yesterday. Surprisingly enough, the only 2 people in the store who weren't kinda rocking their shoulder or heads with it - the 2 gay guys who I overheard say "they're playing this? this hasn't been played in the club since 2006." (Assuming a gay club.)

I googled that shit. It's true. Not to be one up'd by two men wearing cutoff corduroy shorts, but...Wtf, urban. Wtf. Touchy, gay duo...touchy.

EQUIVOCAL ON TWITTER!!

2010-06-03T14:38:00.000-07:00

GET READY TO NOT LOLZ : www.twitter.com/_equivocal

espresso derailment

2010-05-20T07:29:00.001-07:00

funkshoi:
remember the good ol' times?

husk:
The ties that bind

funkshoi:
All my children.

husk:
Octopussy
OCTOPUSSY

funkshoi:
need to get a job
A JOB!

husk:
the things he does

funkshoi:
for octopussy?
I'd pay $50 for that shit.

husk:
worst espresso ever

funkshoi:
you'd think it can do better
with like...
ya know
8 arms?
but i guess that just makes 4 horrible espresso's

husk:
the wheels of steel

funkshoi:
tell me how you feel
if my espresso isn't bright orange on top, i throw it back at the barista's face
and then kill him

husk:
there's people you like, and then there's people you still like
I still like Tom Green

funkshoi:
and then eviscerate his body and flay it over pikes in front of the shop

husk:
there's a 'despite' in there somewhere

funkshoi:
can Tom Green make good espresso?

husk:
I don't really give a fuck if it's a .png or a .gif, seriously

funkshoi:
well I do.
doodoo
like, thats a Tom Green joke
Did you hear about Kevin Costner?

husk:
I saw your Waterworld rant
He still owes us for Postman

funkshoi:
I'll believe it.
He's not getting off the hook that easily.
Can Costner make good espresso?
He should spend some of that invention money to invent a foolproof espresso machine that any idiot can use. Hell, they should be able to make espresso in space.

husk:
Damn it Allen

PIRANHAS EAT PARIAH

2010-05-12T20:05:00.000-07:00

"I'll be the messenger warning everyone of the fast approaching tsunami, and also be the courier ushering about 3 or 4 people to higher ground, out of thousands who want to stay and pick sea shells."

NON-PRODIGAL SONS

2010-04-24T07:43:00.000-07:00

LOADED / LANDED | Excessive anti-viral-marketing activists blocking the metro exit giving out fliers for an event. The copyright points out that their anti-campaign campaign is a deliberate initiative of a forthcoming movie entitled The Black and White Summer which may or may not star Bronson Pinchot. A good time was had by all.

MONDIAL / SODA TAX / CORN OF HORNS

2010-03-26T08:06:00.000-07:00

husk:
i turned 30 this year
so I'm really wise now

rada:
i know
you made it

husk:
by age default
yes i made it
knowledge is fancy

rada:
you're at the plateau, where you can decide to jump off, to your ultimate demise, or, you can stay and be king of that prominence

husk:
bitch, I'm on a train called SURVIVAL EXPRESS
ain't king of shit

rada:
you mastering the theory of evolution

husk:
ain't mastering shit either

rada:
we don't even teach that shit here

husk:
Jesus Christ coloring books freak me out
I would always color THE LORD's eyes dark blue
homeboy's dead, y'know?
and i'd add blood on his hands all the time

rada:
word
1 <3

husk:
like the dude was constantly bleeding
Jesus is eating a burger
with napkins taped to his hands
'cuz he b bleeding
"Want some fries with that, Jesus?"
HELLLZ NO
Jesus self-lolz at "hellz"

rada:
that's my Jesus is you homeboy

husk:
at frat parties, people would always steal his crown of thorns
yo lemme wear dat
aw shiit s'full of blood

rada:
corn of horns

husk:
that old man in the cave at the end of Indiana Jones 3, guarding the Cup of Christ
he's been there a long time man

rada:
he been granted immortality, to live in a remote cave
sounds like a bitchin good time

husk:
yeah but, doesn't it suck?
couldn't you have given me immortality when I was, I dunno, 26 ?
why do I have to be forever old?

rada:
because the fineprint says so

husk:
screw that
I'd rather die than eternally complain about my hip
"Drink Coke, punch a deer"

rada:
geriatrics like to make live a huge pile of steaming suck

2010-03-26T07:01:00.001-07:00

PREACHER SPOILER

2010-03-18T13:43:00.001-07:00

husk: you never finished Preacher?
troll: i can only read books with pictures
troll: no, i dont think so. or maybe i did
husk: Jesse dies
troll: ok, well, i didnt.

ELoquence - SERIES FINALE

2010-03-16T18:13:00.000-07:00

PREVIOUSLY ON ELOQUENCE | SANDRA'S DEAD | Markus may or may not have gone back home. Toilliver is forever locked. The place might still be; it is the mystery that lingers.

eloquence - SEASON PREMIERE

2010-03-16T18:11:00.000-07:00

Markus wakes up in some place. Someone has been there before. Sandra was supposed to help him out but apparently she's been murdered. To be continued.

MY SHT SMELLS BETTER THAN YR EAU DE PARFUM

2010-03-15T19:15:00.000-07:00

MAKE ME BREAD! MAKE ME WINE! BODY AND BLOOD GOES DOWN FINE!

GIMME A LECTURE! GIMME DINNER! NO ONE WANTS TO BE A SINNER!

DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! WE NEED SOME DISCIPLINE IN HERE!

SELL ME MEDS! SELL ME CANCER! DON'T WANT TO EAT THE CUCUMBER! MEAT AND FAT, ZOLOFT PIE! OH BOY! WE'LL ALL GO GET FOR FREE SOME CHEST X-RAYS!

HONEY! I'M MALIGNANT!

NO MORE MONEY! NO HOME! WHAT'S THE FUTURE? NO MORE SELFISH BORES!
AMERICA LACKS DISCIPLINE! WE NEED SOME DISCIPLINE IN HERE!

PROOF THAT THERE IS NO GOD / GROWING PAINS, SEASON 2

2010-03-15T14:16:00.001-07:00

joebloggz: i just think its funny when people are like
joebloggz: dont be like the son of god. be the son of god
husk: i hate the idea that a God would have a son
husk: it makes God so normal
husk: so i fucked this chick
husk: with my God Cock
husk: and bitch is preggers
husk: we about to have us a fuckin' messiah
husk: shit
joebloggz: well its funny
joebloggz: if you read into the bible
joebloggz: it doesnt sound like he has a son
joebloggz: it sounds like its his human repersentation
joebloggz: of himself
joebloggz: and the holy spirit is an act of himself too
joebloggz: so its like kinda strange
joebloggz: that always confused me
joebloggz: i always read into it like
joebloggz: man
joebloggz: God thinks were dumb
joebloggz: and has to put this shit all simple to us
joebloggz: cause were not god
joebloggz: and we still dont get it
joebloggz: lol
joebloggz: @ humanity
husk: well it's the Bible, lawls at that for starters
joebloggz: i like the bible simply cause
joebloggz: its the one book ive read
husk: and God HAD to do it with a chick
joebloggz: where you cant read it from cover to cover
joebloggz: thats pretty funny, right?
husk: -- why would God create a "human miracle worker" when he created stuff like, say, THE UNIVERSE
husk: fuck that man, create us a fucking three-headed talking Dinosaur or something
joebloggz: he did
husk: I read comics
joebloggz: he created screech.
joebloggz: look at screech
husk: well that's proof that there is no God
joebloggz: and tell me god doesnt have a sense of humor
joebloggz: oh, its proof that if there is a god
joebloggz: the joke is on us
husk: nah I don't see the light
joebloggz: and its funny
husk: could be
joebloggz: like
husk: but it could've been a Dino-Screech
joebloggz: lol- you made vaginas
joebloggz: but std's too
joebloggz: if there was a dino screech
joebloggz: i wonder if we'd have reality tv
joebloggz: or reality would just be crazy eough to miss tv
husk: you've given me less to ponder
husk: HEY
husk: YOU BLOWIN' ???
husk: -- what?
husk: ON FACEBOOK, U BCAME A "FAN"
husk: < / J esus >

JOHN STAMOS "FULL HOUSE" CROSS PROMO VIDEO

2010-03-10T12:55:00.001-08:00

joebloggz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-ru6jGYBdA&feature=fvw
joebloggz: youre welcome
husk: there's no hope humans
joebloggz: i disagree
joebloggz: i see that and think there is hope
joebloggz: at least theyre not buying rims they cant afford
joebloggz: oops
joebloggz: too honest
husk: well, i figured:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FtI3cmZ38
joebloggz: oh yeah
joebloggz: i forgot about this
joebloggz: they showed it on an episode of blossom once
joebloggz: and even as a kid
joebloggz: i remember thinkig
joebloggz: THATS CHEESY CROSS PROMO
husk: that era is fucked up
joebloggz: are they grunge?
joebloggz: lawls
husk: lol yeah i remember thinking that too
joebloggz: i like how hes wearing the same wardrobe from the show in his video
husk: they did the same thing in Full House
joebloggz: he also catches the football like a triple b
husk: he musta had lots of pussy back then though
joebloggz: oh man
joebloggz: can you imagine
joebloggz: he probalby just walked to disney land with screech
joebloggz: and cleaned house

CYNICAL

2010-03-07T08:56:00.000-08:00

LET'S GET CYNICAL, CYNICAL
I WANNA GET CYNICAL
LET'S GO INTO CYNICAL
LET ME HEAR YOUR BODY DOUBT, YOUR BODY DOUBT
LET ME HEAR YOUR BODY DOUBT

I've been patient, I've been good / Tried to keep my hands on the table / It's gettin' hard this holdin' back / If you know what I mean -- handjob urge

Take this pound, trade it for porno

2010-03-05T21:48:00.000-08:00

"Should God, our Lord above, truly be one of us, I would shun the admission into heaven, pass the pearly gates of St. Peter. We are a delusional, egoistic species (which means self-destructive) and I cannot fathom such a heaven to bring any brilliant relief as an alternative to the eternal suffering of a Hadean Inferno." -Benjamin Franklin

EQUIVOCAL POST #600 !!!

2010-03-03T19:02:00.000-08:00

1=A - 18=R - 5=E

Don't cha

2010-03-02T07:35:00.001-08:00

pussycat dolls: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
husk: no, and I mean it's terribly presumptuous of you to think that you're hotter than my girlfriend. it makes you less attractive actually...
pussycat dolls: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
husk: again, you have no clue what I'm into -- odds are she's freaky enough for me if she's my girlfriend/lover, you know? and from my experience, you might talk the talk but you probably don't walk the walk, know what I'm saying? girls that look like pornstars don't behave like pornstars...
pussycat dolls: Don't cha, Don't cha
husk: no, really no. and it's "Don't you"...
pussycat dolls: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
husk: raw? as in, unkept? you don't shower or something? I'm not big on that, seriously...
pussycat dolls: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
husk: I don't consider your attempt to initiate any sort of infidelity fun at all.
pussycat dolls: Don't cha, Don't cha
husk: No, I really don't like sluts. Sorry.

598

2010-03-01T05:38:00.001-08:00

Quitting by 30 seems about right. On the arms and hands of people who walk parks at night; skin colored tattoos spell out "BE the crazy person lingering there alone in the dark". I used to take shortcuts through the woods at night fearing that some crazy motherfucker was hidding somewhere, waiting for prey. You have to be pretty insane to go wait at night in a barely used shortcut in the woods -- the odds simply don't favor it. I mean, is it not possible that the psycho in question was also fearing the presence of someone else lingering in the dark too? It was then that I would assume the role, not that I would've attacked anyone on my path but it gave me the confidence I needed to brave the dark alone. Oh juvenal naiveté. Either you victoriously cross the woods unharmed or you get horribly murdered by some psycho; "even though I'm being horribly murdered by some psycho in the woods, I was still right to be concerned". Better not to test the odds on that one, either way. He died proving a point. I have too much of an ego, I could never pull that off. I'd have to bask in the aftermath of my "right-ness". You can't do that when you're dead (so we suppose). Is there a douchebag afterlife? BRO I GOTS TOTALLY FRAKING DEAD SKATEBOARDING THROUGH A WALL OF AIDS COVERED FIRE SPIKES, I TOTALLY TOLD YOU I'D DIE LOLZ. LET'S GO FUCK A PRINGLES CAN. Extreme Gatorade. Looking super great. Hang in there. Where? There, where you're hanging. Keep on hanging where you're hanging. Fuck why can't you just help me up? Hang in there, bro. In what? In there. Why aren't there any floors there? Where the fuck do you go where you simply hang in there? Hell, obviously. Hang in there, looking super great.

These legs have fangs

2010-03-01T05:27:00.001-08:00

It seems I'll never escape the drafts. I don't want to fight that cold feeling that creeps to me while I do my business in the morning, and I tend to plot revenge in such horrid conditions.

On whom do you plot revenge?

You take me literally? I bet you haven't even figured out what "drafts" alludes to: a tortured soul left to rot in the savannah. No, drama aside, it's all about canker sores.

Are you sure it isn't really about your cankles and how they are cold in the morning?

Question me all you want, you'll never receive a correct response. In fact, abide by that Ancient Greek, you-know-who: "Question everything. Learn someth—

...something. Answer nothing." Oh yes, I remember you quoting me that last week. "Euripides pants, Eupaiaferdes pants," my response every time. Oh! we are creatures of habit!

I have to shit, Mr. Immaculate Bastard. And I hate you as much as this drafty apartment. Kindly grow mute while I do my business. Let me refer you to this baseball bat, held tightly in my grip, and my uppercut swing.

pause

You don't own a baseball bat, and you cry at any sight of blood.

....

I despise every mitochondria of every cell in your body.

Not every cell in my body contains mitochondria

FART

The trail is warm.

2010-02-25T07:11:00.000-08:00

I entered a dark smoke-filled room.

Felt like a scene from a movie minus the anchovies. Never cared for fish much. Dumb creature, they only remember 3 seconds.

Anyways, the moon was shining through the window piercing through the smoke like the holy ray of god purging... ...the unholy.

I could smell the faint scent of a woman. She had been here not too long ago.

I know it was her, she left her signature... ...the horrified face on her dead victim, laying on floor.

I ask myself why I even bother chasing her, I will probably end up dead.

Will it be all worth it?

Chase a bee and you might get stung...

2010-02-25T07:09:00.000-08:00

bubbles > kraft dinner > break dancing > Spin Doctors

594

2010-02-22T20:14:00.000-08:00

Puffy. DP | You ever get that feeling? I mean, that feeling that I'm talking about, you ever get it? The feeling? That feeling I'm refering to? You ever get that? Ever had that feeling? You know that feeling there when you feel it? It feels like it's something you're about to feel and/or you're feeling right now, y'know? Ever got the feeling that, you're about to feel it; to feel what you're really about to feel or what you're feeling right at the moment of feeling that you've felt? Like feeling that you're getting exactly that feeling feels like when you finally feel it or that you're about to feel that you will most likely one day feel it while feeling? I haven't.

Snobby nightlife sluuntry

2010-02-18T21:11:00.000-08:00

women aringles at once. The band ultimately released a double. Self-ugh. Is there a bar arounde equal to mggest hangover in years and the area's water had been cut; I didn't have astress. I'm still fascinated by silkscreening. Frank Siy lose steam, productive morning though. Something in bold. My spot's closed natra and Tommy Doen. Enjoy your stay. Bill Hicks hates my marketing plts are kila ng the countdown. Never cared much for Yogi. Told Troll he was a scout. I still have FunkShoi's motorola charger. Watched 1/3 of th. JoeBloggz is rdy. Skullfisher is the messenger you all meant. Dystopian literature and/or Faux Faux. "The Horse Whisperer" made me mad as hell; it was really just about cheating (grass looks grgured you would've gotten the hint by now. EVILA Hexes. How awesome was The Subeener on the . ll just anit someone else's office, an eCigarette would help my productivity without that nasty second hand smoke. I enjoy telliRaichu / Shoe. Silverhang people in the city that they smared to a Turtle's shell; you're in it. 7 different business carone who can't give you any money (ie: a person sans doorbell). Oddly enough, mharger. Watched 1/3 of the tas hell; it was really just about cheating (grass looks greener on the moment). Theop of thd" fails. You gotta give Scrubs Season 9 a chance / Cougar Town is the new Scrubs though. It's raining stress. I'm still fascinated by silkscreening. Fra that one online. We'll "leak it". So it is now two singles at onc aimez pas ça du stoner au Québec? He who laughs last... is slow. Apparently the Montreal subway system has its own morgue. Sometimes

592

2010-02-18T06:02:00.000-08:00

I don't smoke pot, or crack (nor lip balm). My left speaker's been causing problems. I'm in a involuntary mono world. Mono-lingual or Hetero-lingual? - DP. Robert Kirkman's "The Walking Dead" tv pilot for AMC starts filming in May. I'd cast Josh Holloway as Rick. AC Transit Bus Fight - I am a Motherfucker :: indeed he is. Doesn't matter who started that fight really, the older guy walked away from the problem at first. MC Ambalamps went looking for it. Could've been a white/latino Thug Life doing his thing instead, doesn't matter, race isn't an issue here and I don't condone violence but there's only one language these zero-contributing idiots understand. And the girl filming the whole thing is almost the worst part of the video. MLK is spinning in his grave. Bravo. It's a really ugly black stereotype but it does exist (same for all races, except for sweeds). Mockup.psd Dragon Quest VIII. A hooker named Rocket Skates / www.gunsrazorsknives.com. Pac-Man / Pac-Woman / TuPac. Pichu / Pikachu / Raichu / Shoe. Silverhawks had one really depressing time travel episode, if I remember correctly, I gotta check that out again. 100 Bullets ended so abruptly... still don't know what to think about it. The whole series starts at the end of a much better story, doesn't it? Maybe that's the genius of it all but you can't spend ten issues focusing on one character just to tie it all up in three. We really need The Minutemen by Vertigo. Snobby nightlife sluts are killing whats left of male chivalry, ruining it for the good girls. You can pray to Allah in Canada, but that's pretty much it -- you can just pray to him, the rest of that caveman shit you can leave at home. I don't believe in any of that shit, so I can decide that you're the infidels. If in turns out that we are the Great Satan, then why the fuck do you walk among us? Still waiting on that second visit from the Jehovahs -- I found several people they can help, but they're homeless. Let's see how Jehovah's will is ready to step in for someone who can't give you any money (ie: a person sans doorbell). Oddly enough, my doorbell has never worked. Your stupid fucking Gods work in myserious ways. LOL JESUS!!

591

2010-02-17T09:55:00.000-08:00

Smoke break :: BONUS MID-DAY POST. Hey all you 7 followers. This is the part of the day where I usually lose steam, productive morning though. Something in bold. My spot's closed for the weekend. Will wander. A ~~movie~~ series about people stuck in different rooms, kinda like Cube I guess, but without the retard. But this is more like a house, an old house, and they're kinda bricked in. I assume there would be paths and puzzles (and toilets, food drops -- "SAVE POINTS, HUSK?" YES kinda). You could group some together, or some would eventually meet. One dude would simply stay still and rip apart the walls 'til there was nothing left to rip. Y'know, mysteries. I like mysteries. Levels. The door that came. I don't care for that whole "gamemaster" angle though, as if they were being watched. No no we don't want to go there. The whole cast should be really ugly too. Dunno. I'm sure there would be an outdoors too, but a seculded one that just leads to other sections or something. I have a thing for mansions and gardens. Wasn't that the appeal for MYST? Who built that shit? And you're alone. Knowhatimsyin? Pro-Ho was me all along, by the way. Mysteries.

590

2010-02-17T05:53:00.000-08:00

No eCigarette starter kits in the mail, figured you would've gotten the hint by now. EVILA Hexes. How awesome was The Substitute last night? Third printing. I like to point. Condo Girl na na na na na na Condo Girl. (c) Pats sent me to that site where you shuffle a video chat with random users. Apparently it's been overrun with masturbating old men. //Avoid!// It's not that I don't enjoy "Heligoland", I do, but you expect a certain mood from a band that always delivered a certain mood. I_______a. Would not why / If so then should. I want to keep posting sporadically on Equivocal 'til I'm 65 (given that I get to 65). Or further down the line where senile posts may actually be coherent. [obligatory pop culture reference] So Mario 3 never happened. I know most of you recall the yellowness of the cartridge -- not unlike an album's color scheme -- but here we had an advance copy at a local corner store, the famicom version which they labeled SM4. You see yellow and I see chessboards. Much better, isn't it? Two words: BOLTED DOWN. Laisse faire, 'sti.

589

2010-02-16T06:10:00.000-08:00

Canadian warnings on Cigarette products are now almost 15 years old. Surely the stats have changed since then. And those fucking kids pleading not to be "poisoned"; odds are they're on drugs or emulating Puffy by now. It was the morning of my biggest hangover in years and the area's water had been cut; I didn't have anything to drink that wasn't alcohol free. Even the plumbing tries to teach me a lesson. I'll have a tiny gray roomate in March for a week. JoeBloggz is rdy. Skullfisher is the messenger you all shot. Vous aimez pas ça du stoner au Québec? He who laughs last... is slow. Apparently the Montreal subway system has its own morgue. Sometimes you don't feel like having an Almond Joy or a Mounds. Baccarrat is **'s father / he was 'captured', so to speak, by Nuova Roma long ago. Blood Debt 6: It's Payback Time, Again. This time, they're gonna pay... again. With interest. Oh my god, the song leaked! It was leaked, therefore it was given / not a leak but a web single. The song everyone hesitated to use as a single. We'll just release that one online. We'll "leak it". So it is now two singles at once. The band ultimately released a double. Self-ugh. Is there a bar around here? Yeah. I don't like Flash Mobs / Agenda Crowds.

I LIKE TO POINT

2010-02-15T13:03:00.000-08:00

husk: on all my pics that night, i kept pointing at things
husk: i like to do that apparently
joebloggz: i like pointing
joebloggz: it's semi-aggressive
joebloggz: like
joebloggz: NO, I DIRECT YOU
joebloggz: YOU LOOK WHERE I POINT. YOU SHOOT WHERE I POINT
husk: i think thats what i get out of it too
husk: at least my eyes are in the same direction
joebloggz: its cool, too cause it s like
joebloggz: it could be anything
joebloggz: but people know you're the one people are paying attention to
joebloggz: "oh, hes pointing. hes the leader."
husk: i like to point
husk: yes
husk: i am the leader
joebloggz: i was walking thru the bar the other night and someone was pointing right at me doing that
joebloggz: then i realized he was giving someone directions
husk: damn, you can't let him out-point you
joebloggz: i didnt, he was ugly.
joebloggz: so i won
joebloggz: if youre gonna point
joebloggz: it helps to wear a nice suit
husk: well yes and no, but its like you said, you just can't be ugly and point
husk: wasted-ugly while pointing is fine
husk: i have several points to make when im drunk, while pointing
joebloggz: i agree

587

2010-02-15T07:42:00.000-08:00

I was asked if smoking was my only bad quality -- I replied that I have many bad traits but smoking ain't one of em'. I live in a metropolitan area, you can't see the top of the buildings when the smog hits; everybody smokes. Troll and I turned 30. My next two immediate photoshop works include a mirrorball and a John Deer tractor (respectively). Sade's "Soldier of Love" succeeds where Massive Attack's "Heligoland" fails. You gotta give Scrubs Season 9 a chance / Cougar Town is the new Scrubs though. It's raining stress. I'm still fascinated by silkscreening. Frank Sinatra and Tommy Dorsey would agree. My friend is having mortgage/grant issues despite a perfect credit rating; I'm considering selling tons of drugs. Old sailor/poets and their teenage lovers; you're still a ped*phile even if you're on water. I was about to start new projects but the correction emails are coming in. Would go on. Update: I was just referred to as The Chosen One.

586

2010-02-12T05:32:00.000-08:00

If I were to work at someone else's office, an eCigarette would help my productivity without that nasty second hand smoke. I enjoy telling people in the city that they smoke too; you walked next to a bus today? you smoked. Woody Woodpecker? Really? Way too many 'pecker' references in there for a childen's cartoon. Seinfeld had it all wrong, Woody was a red-eyed asshole. I see myself as a bit of a Seinfeld; my friends all drop by after work (I don't have a George though). Rada on the Fluffers; "perfect music for eating muffins". I still lol. Picture of lesbians having fun in the subway (eat fresh). Montreal was the new Seattle for at least three or four minutes. Soon as Spin said it, it was over. Have you been claimed? Never really knew what 'clamy hands' meant. Dystopian literature and/or Faux Faux. "The Horse Whisperer" made me mad as hell; it was really just about cheating (grass looks greener on the moment). Then Scarlet Johansen did "He's just not that into you" and all was forgiven. REALLY forgiven. My buddy J** says that the only lyric you need for Hardcore/Metal is FORSAKEN. I've never seen "Crocodile Dundee 3" -- was it really a reboot -- with the same actors? "Crickey! Buildings again! This is a knife, again!" Best "Croc 3" reference was from "The Dana Carvey Show" -- look it up. I don't work much on Fridays, no printer is gonna start a job on a Friday.

585

2010-02-11T06:40:00.000-08:00

I want to distribute eCigarettes. I want to smoke one in an airplane. Life can be compared to a Turtle's shell; you're in it. 7 different business cards on the desk. Both lightbulbs in the kitchen's ceiling lamp burned out last night - cooked spaghetti in the dark. Everyone should read Savage Dragon. The Marvel event of the summer that will change the X-Men FOREVER ... until another creative team decides that it won't. Just dodged a major domain related bullet. The 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics, sans snow. As you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk -- although if you were to tell by my high pitched whine, you might think otherwise. Pixar's UP made me cry. I sold some ink pieces in 2006 and I can see now that some strokes are fadding fast -- no refunds. Marie-Maryse Marrianne «devenir moi». Philippe-Antoine Maximillien «serai-je». Phillippe D'Mai «moi; la vie». Months where the contracts seem low, I start to take various jobs and I always end up biting off more than I can chew. #LearnDamnIt L'enfer pour moi serait d'être enfermé dans un café-socio pour l'éternité. For a while there, it really seemed as though ALF was gonna make a comeback. The Winslows were the worst parents in the world. The next LOST episode is called "The Substitute" -- an ode to Treat Williams (or Tom Berrenger, or Ernie Hudson).

584

2010-02-10T08:05:00.000-08:00

I want an eCigarette. Life can be compared to a microwave; the Gods can push that open button at any time during the countdown. Never cared much for Yogi. Told Troll he was a scout. I still have FunkShoi's motorola charger. Watched 1/3 of the Lord of the Rings. Got ~~one~~ two bottles of single malt scotch for my birthday; someone b a drinker! I also got a Dreamcast and tons of games to go with it. Day of deadlines both pending. The roads less travelled... must suck. Welcome to Canada! Here in our country, women are equal to men. Enjoy your stay. Bill Hicks hates my marketing plans / one day, I will stop for him. Rada is not gay (anymore). Ohgimmesomebeer's posts have been popping up in search results. "Dan Akroyd Fat" and "Alcoholism" are still the most popular keywords that bring people over here. No more posts in February.

Funny man Larry Zeller

2010-02-06T14:51:00.000-08:00

You should never cut Sopressata on a waterbed.

it's true what they say. every kiss begins with Khey.

SAVAUGEEE FAUSCIST CAPITAULISTTT, and basted in a light hollandaise sauce.

Hey! Is there ecstasy in that Jello?

Men shouldn't shimmy.

PAUPULAR ICONZ are a deep seeded object of my desire.

EYE'VE BIN IN EWE, LOWERED TWOMARROW.

hopefully

2010-01-21T05:59:00.000-08:00

troll: hopefully when you die, your stuff will be worth a lot!
husk: I hope so!

Start or continue

2010-01-06T14:04:00.000-08:00

The game was also notable for featuring a female main character in a time when the vast majority of games relegated female characters to variations on the "damsel in distress" role. Fighting "Mother" Brain, who may or may not have been the leader of the pirates. Kazawa admits the glitch worlds were not glitches at all.

HEREWEGOAGAIN

2009-12-29T11:55:00.000-08:00

More Google results that brought people to Equivocal for some reason:

adresinden yükleyebilirsiniz oof fock
blog of doom
why everyone is immoral except for billy corgan
lyrics nothing else ever but never so failed worse failed with care
rolling fock boobs
barbie wii blog
you cannot drop out of your client nutmeg
equivocal funkshoi
the purpose of it all
r*pe produkt in California for buy (* i should report that one)
natural aquascape designs
good tiding to you as you read
strip then fock game
mmmmmmmmmm
finding coincidences
marketing get fit challenge
snow fluffers

HE DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF!

2009-12-28T08:50:00.001-08:00

The site of a mountain of men, only a size 10.5 shoe can be seen. Rumored to belong to MIA actor Emilio Estevez.

He feels good about himself!

2009-12-27T19:10:00.000-08:00

The site of a former mountain of men, only a size 10.5 shoe remains. Rumored to belong to funny man Charlie Sheen.

2009-12-23T22:26:00.000-08:00

I love the murky aside, I love the Marquis De Saad bellows the lucky dissident.

IF SO THEN SHOULD?

2009-12-17T14:44:00.000-08:00

PUPPY
(wins).

THE DOOR THAT CAME [PART 16]

2009-12-15T21:46:00.000-08:00

A SON FOR A (FREE) SONG | IT DID GO WRONG, NO? | THE DOOR THAT CAME SEASON 2 FINALE | Descendant light and obtuse decadence whimsical stories fall flat to the ground (zappa + rocks + brownblue = ªﬁ·). Cascading girly boy and whines aplenty. Forgot any Twitters along the way besides Troll's? Televators to classy rooms and champagne and costly things (all on one level). Alcoholism bonus google result. Bomb goes off and creates alternate timeline where the Swan was never completed /spoiler. Budget cuts (+ the strike) are responsible for this short six episode season.

Things to keep in mind while thinking:

2009-12-10T13:13:00.000-08:00

19th century European naturalists were wrong about ant behavior. The Bible was correct about ant behavior.

Facebook Photos according to TROLL:

2009-12-08T08:40:00.000-08:00

"it's like a professional looking pic of you taking a shit. i think you combine the esthetic with down to earth."

MORE GOOGLE RESULTS THAT BROUGHT PEOPLE HERE

2009-12-07T16:17:00.001-08:00

how to say shit in irish
dan akroyd fat
dan akroyd is he fat
nutmeg is not the question people on latin america you cant drop out of the free market system
mother made demands that Judy Winslow
will show my tits on webcam always on
the substitute winner takes all (yesss)
you use them to the benefit the needs of your people rather than be milke like a cow
sue vagina
had crew cuts
bush dive strip club

WE WERE HERE BEFORE

2009-12-07T08:46:00.001-08:00

ESSAU | L*cke saw the White Smoker Monster | There could be GRAY.

THE GOD OF PHYSICAL MAIL

2009-12-04T11:23:00.001-08:00

OH RETRO-GOD, HOURS HAVE PASSED AND YOU HAVE NOT DELIVERED WHAT WAS SUPPOSEDLY SENT (GRANTED, YOUR SOLDIERS LOATHE MY FRONT STEPS). IF IT HAS NOT IN FACT BEEN SENT, THEN BY ALL MEANS PLEASE RAIN YOUR HELLISH VENGEANCE UPON THE GOD OF EXPIRED NET TERMS. AMEN.

To enter must have:

2009-12-03T16:53:00.001-08:00

· A right arm covered in red paint

· Rainbow spits on the foliage

· A need to be unworried about tomorrow

· The right way is to the left

· The nighttime florescent lights are blue and white

· A morning fatigue is going on a trip with wooden plains

· To go somewhere else is boring

· A hit to the brain makes me dizzy

· I don’t want absolute power

· The wrong light is pulling me to suffering

Another one

2009-11-20T14:36:00.000-08:00

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=walking fetishes&btnG=Google Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

Don't look at me

2009-11-19T14:14:00.001-08:00

haha fuck you / (lights up a smoke) / (almost stole my lighter) / (exhales smoke) / I gave it to you, fuck you / (tells me to fuck off twice) / giggles / she resents the giggles / tries to make me write "giggling" / (sips on coffee) / instant coffee / listening to Tiny Music... Songs From The Vatican Gift Shop by Stone Temple Pilots / She had no idea it was called "Tiny Music" / Arg Stop it / (hits me) /

YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

2009-11-16T05:42:00.000-08:00

says the dude with a chalkboard t-shirt

conductive potential sparks rage

2009-11-11T22:59:00.000-08:00

" look sex is good ok?"

"you know who just creeps me the fuck out, i mean, besides Michael Savage, natch ...is Nancy Pelosi. she creeps me the fuck out."

________________

Wartime hock, to commemorate the defeat of three Floridians who commandeered the Oasis restaurant .

THE END TIMES // THE EQUIVOCAL TEAM BLOG BOOK DEAL BY GRYSON PUBLISHING CORP. NYC

2009-11-04T08:23:00.001-08:00

GRYSON PUBLISHING CORP. NYC book deal on the VAGUE in an experimental lit. series on confluence of words. I've obviously taken all my team members' content without their approval and made money.

Photos: Juergenspecht

CHRIST DIED FOR OUR SINS

2009-11-04T06:59:00.001-08:00

but he could've lived for em' too. Spawn a bunch of God Children with powers. We'd have oceans of wine.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2009-11-02T06:02:00.001-08:00

MAKE EVRY1 LSTN TO CRSH TST DUMMIES' MMMMMM MMASDFMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM

TRY OUR NEW

2009-10-21T16:25:00.001-07:00

· Self evident drug health
· Strip search
· Violent sickness
· That show out west
· Losing game 4 is not an option
· Got to get energy from ones Southern Cranberry Juice
· Over the top drink specials
· Super cups countdown menu
· Two stations with post-game shows without bathroom breaks

I suppose

2009-10-14T10:43:00.001-07:00

do you? do you really?

RICHEE EWE MAD?

2009-10-11T12:17:00.000-07:00

"She's super hot....I once saw a picture of her eating fish n chips. It was great."

Local business fail. Automated DVD burns.

Bankrupt store-front proprieter #3,141,584.6 : The poor schmuck that couldn't see 5 minutes into the future.

A sign on the front door used to read "Fantasies do come true with time." there was an entire section dedicated to "post-WW II Japanese horror." As if you couldn't tell they were propaganda pieces. $2-a-burn. No profit there. Ridgewood Shoppers Group (RSG) put a ban on illegal activity that might compromise the sovereignty of the country. Information is free and shouldn't be wrested away from the people into the shadow of the oligarchy. Flex muscles and demand your right to financial backbone. Put it all back into your community, but be prepared for slanderous calls of "SOCIALIST" written with acrid yellow ink on genetically-modified paper.

As soon as Danny was ostracized from the self-regulating market, his lifeline was cut, his severance a charge of copyright infringement and piracy. Later investigations brought conspiratorial charges against his store, namely money laundering operations for the support of terror cells. A laptop was found; Danny disappeared.

"I was gonna say his father was really a migrant worker that operated a potato gun from the back of his uncle's El Camino, but he needs positive reinforcement. He's got a business in California, so he's real stressed out."

Let's produce fun

2009-10-05T10:39:00.000-07:00

Oh 70s, so un-pc.

source: http://www.divinecaroline.com/22111/84399-playgrounds-70-s

TRUTH TO END ALL TRUTHS

2009-09-29T07:58:00.000-07:00

MAURY > TWILIGHT

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO

2009-09-29T07:34:00.000-07:00

IT'S WHO YOU KNOW; THAT WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

LOVE HURTS

2009-09-29T07:33:00.000-07:00

falling down does too.

SEE, I'M NOT KIDDING:

2009-09-22T11:42:00.000-07:00

Hotmail of a horny girl online

"www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hotmail of an horny girl online&start=20&sa=N"

THE DOOR THAT CAME [PART 15]

2009-09-22T05:53:00.000-07:00

DEPARTMENT STORE WINE | CRUX | Two Jehovah's witnesses (always two, psychological advantage) pointed out to me that GOD was responsible for cell phones. By that logic I argued that GOD was also responsible for rape. I was told there were holes in Darwin's theories; no more than a man walking on water. We went into the whole transfusion debate, they can never win that one. The purpose is to spread the GOOD NEWS: "you won't recruit me, I'll never give you any money -- I can do good deeds without the help of a dated book of The Invisible Man's astrology -- there are homeless people right there in the alley, go help them now, go give them food, they need help immediately, don't waste time going door to door if you really aren't looking for future financial donnors" ... "They have to find GOD" ... "NO, they have to find a SANDWICH, go help THEM -- is it because they don't have a door you can knock on? I can bring one to you right now if you really want to help". THEY HAVE NO MONEY, SEE? | Faith shouldn't cost you money baby | We could've talked about baseball too, I suppose. Door closes, back to the top. | I like those little chinese cat statues that wave for money, I can get behind that. ps. alcoholism, google push.

TIGER BUTTER

2009-09-18T08:25:00.000-07:00

Tiger Butter SPOILS like we do

2009-09-17T07:18:00.001-07:00

I wish RADA would fix his goddamn broken images from fucking photobucket.

actual google searches that brought people here:

2009-09-17T06:10:00.000-07:00

alcoholism
nymphomane zoophile
where do homosexuals find their energy
anal gerbals
glenn beck resume
oof fock
elevated soul
watches
legal drinking age
condescendor
tobacco schizophrenia
photo of a path in the jungle of africa
spaceyraygun
extremophile
irish shit
dj stripper
webcam fuck blogspot
cockfist

BEYE moar rekkids

2009-09-08T21:28:00.000-07:00

Radical sales pitch overheard in a St. Marks record store:

"A tired boy of 25 founded an independent record label, called it Transient GNARD Head Records. The only band to be signed was called Pink Munkeyz and they released a 7" single and a CD EP. They never toured and have been disbanded now for over 12 months. TGH Records is still in operation, but they only sell records as imports to the Japanese/Asian market. There is little doubt that if you should come across either the single or the EP, pick it up. In about 50 years, when the band is re-re-re-discovered by a college radio station no one even listens to, the combined sale of the old 45 vinyl and CD EP should fetch at least four figures. The buyer will more than likely be unemployed, or have a dead-end job working retail or at a coffee house. The money that you or the inheritor of the Pink Munkeyz releases will earn will be essentially the coinage saved by shut-in, probably.

"I am telling you this because I am the CEO of TGH Records. I predict that when I sell my shares of the company to AOL/Time Warner within the next 20 years or so, they will release the Pink Munkeyz songs as a compilation CD that will be marketed to 18-25 year olds. Sales will be modest, but over time it will develop into something hyped by third-party Internet media companies and will constantly be sought for years thereafter.

"What you don't know is that Pink Munkeyz played stoner metal mixed with dubstep production. What you also don't know is that we're being recorded by a Pasadena PR firm contracted by AOL/Time Warner.

"So a final painfully obvious word to the scarcely wise: fork over the $22 and buy the 45 and the EP."

In Canada, the legal drinking age is 18

2009-09-03T11:13:00.000-07:00

in the United States, there are many buildings.

SPOILER WARNING

2009-09-03T10:48:00.000-07:00

warns us of spoilers, spoils that there will be spoilers

Walking Fetish

2009-08-26T19:12:00.000-07:00

Let me tell you the story of a man and his box of chocolates, and how he nearly conquered the world while indeed conquering our hearts.

NO 'BORTONS

2009-08-25T19:17:00.000-07:00

"world of warcraft? is that some kinda online nazi paraphernalia store?"

"i hate my manager im going to knife him in the ass."

"is a guy who goes into a jacuzzi with wine by himself gay?"

MY EYE! MY EYE!

2009-08-19T20:47:00.000-07:00

my other eye is ok.

ON SALE NOW

2009-08-19T20:46:00.000-07:00

not on sale next week.

EARN A DEGREE

2009-08-19T20:45:00.000-07:00

or don't.

EQUIVOCAL WILL RESUME ADVERTISING ON THE GLENN BECK PROGRAM

2009-08-18T07:11:00.000-07:00

if Mr. Beck will shed tears of concern for the safety and future of Canada.

A Wii GAME ENTITLED "BARBIE HORSE RIDING"

2009-08-10T11:44:00.000-07:00

Yep.

her application. i had a lyrics page open

2009-07-29T09:29:00.001-07:00

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Versatility of a prole

2009-07-28T15:56:00.000-07:00

A Closer Look at Life in the Trench
We have mentioned that the creatures which inhabit the Mariana Trench are all uniquely designed to survive in its extreme environment, but contrary to what one might readily assume, these life forms are not the result of evolution and adaptability - Quite the contrary, they are perhaps the most prehistoric life forms on the planet, some species, such as the Indians Ocean's deep-sea dweller the Coelacanth which has remained unchanged for millions of years.
There is much to learn about the origins of life on the planet by studying the denizens of the deep.

Good morning, gringo

2009-07-25T21:18:00.000-07:00

RAID! BUGS! THOUSANDS! CAMERA ON ME! HELP!

Spartak fell out of his chair when the creepy-crawlies starting banging through his door. They were coming from the demonic banana flower his brother had given him after he'd returned from the rainforest. The banana flower was a poisonous strain, and it was unknown to westerners as one of the primary causes for wiping out the Mayan civilization.

"Zappa once said that Dylan beat him to the punch with Subterranean Homesick Blues. A year after the release of "Bringing It All Back Home" the Mothers released "Freak Out!" which featured a similar song called Trouble Everyday. Who produced both of these albums?"

A moment later, Spartak rushed outside to embrace the possibility of catching some fleeting breeze. Much like the a Ozzy after a series of European summer festivals, Spartak had lost sensation in his nose. Micropollens had corrupted olfactory nerves and he could not smell the stink of the dead birds nearby. Beetles covered the carcasses and were delivering the remnants of foul flesh to their hidden dens. Bright spots appeared before Spartak, forcing him to abandon all sense of reason as he suffocated from the swealtering heat. Dandelion seeds were released to the air as Spartak meandered about the clear spot besides the toe path. The last thought that sprang to his mind was of bullet ants biting his ass as he lay in the jungle.

"Iggy Pop has introduced heroin to numerous rock musicians over the course of his career. One of his drug dealers went on to play guitar in the LA hardcore scene. What was the name of the band?"

FUNKSHOI BLIPS / YOU BIP THEN YOU BOP

2009-07-21T05:55:00.000-07:00

"It's kinda like blogging -- in song form; you hide behind the songs you post" in other words BLOG: THE MUSICAL

We couldn't even if we tried. Yes we fucking tried. That's why I'm...

2009-07-16T23:11:00.001-07:00

There was a time when milk used to be, something something.

What was it? Good for you?

Milk? Are you out of your mind?

Seriously, are you out of it?

Your mind?

NEURAL NON-SEQUITUR

2009-07-15T08:47:00.001-07:00

Actively praying to the Gods of Canada Post. Continuous worship / bad loans / equity / mortgage rates and 80s salon designs. June gloom July gloom Orlando gloom. Transform into a financial machine / finance my gallery.

Breaking the rhythm

2009-06-29T19:44:00.000-07:00

Man in blue torn jersey handing out car service notes

Two girls in tight elastic jeans discussing the hook-ups of the past weekend

Two guys in dreads blasting Soulja Boy waiting in front of the last bodega on Bedford laughing at their own jokes

Emaciated girl in short red shorts rolling Drum tobacco

Crusty hippie chick begging for "discussion to keep spirits up" with two small dogs

Burrito truck making a killing on the corner while littering napkins all over the place

Muggy weather and strands of boredom flowing over the sweet-smelling lindens

The rain breaks the rhythm and it's a fine way to begin the work week.

a backslash escapes special characters to suppress their special meaning.

2009-06-13T10:01:00.000-07:00

HERE WE GO

2009-06-10T07:32:00.000-07:00

"Microbacterium hatanonis is a new species of extremophile bacteria – that is, a species adapted to environmental conditions too extreme for other forms of life. This particular example was discovered living in hairspray."

SEND EMAILS DIRECTLY TO DENTISTS

2009-06-08T13:27:00.000-07:00

"Practicing Physicians in America 788,628 in total <> 17,136 emailsFeaturing coverage for more than 30 specialties like Internal Medicine, Family Practice, Opthalmology, Anesthesiologists, Cardiologists and moreOver a dozen sortable fieldsThis week only you pay only: $396!!!!!!! IF YOU ORDER THIS WEEK YOU GET THESE AS A BO NUS !!!!!!!Listing of American Pharma Companies
Names and email addresses of 47,000 employees in high-ranking positionsAmerican HospitalsComplete contact information for the important jobs held at the hospitalsUS Dentist DirectoryMore than half a million listings [worth $499 alone!]Contact List of US ChiropractorsComplete data for all chiropractors in America (a $250 value)"

wow directly to dentists

NO MATTER WHO DOES IT

2009-06-04T14:10:00.001-07:00

These standards also state that carrying a weapon to school (even if symbolic), covering one's face, and accommodation of prayer in school will not be permitted.[7] The document, drafted by the council members, states that stoning women or burning them alive is prohibited, as is female genital cutting. It attests that "Our people eat to nourish the body, not the soul", and that health-care professionals "do not have to ask permission to perform blood transfusions."

A TEACHER NOT SO OLD

2009-06-02T07:18:00.000-07:00

KODAK > TAGGING > YEARBOOKS > CLASSMATES.COM

RYGAR > GRAPPLING HOOK > RYGAR'S ENDING

LEAKAGE > SANITARY > VANCOUVER > TWILIGHT

LARRY > SINGLE LIFE > IMMIGRANT > BALKI

do you need nuggets?

2009-05-26T10:40:00.000-07:00

what are nuggets?

CONSERVATIVES CLAIM JESUS WOULD BE PRO-WATERBOARDING

2009-05-25T15:55:00.000-07:00

Well sure, the guy walks on water, what's HE afraid of?

I'd pay good money to see that

2009-05-25T06:18:00.001-07:00

no one wants to pay bad money.

THE DOor that came [part 14]

2009-05-13T09:17:00.000-07:00

IN WHICH BURT DIES | Through a lifelong labirynth, a look back reveals one sole path, a finite one; a pale green. A scenario in which your "gaming ally" will eventually fall, but not by the hand of a major antagonist but rather a lackey from the lower levels -- no cut scenes and no drama either; just the quest that lies ahead. Refreshing!

2009-05-01T18:18:00.000-07:00

This Weeks, _________ Incorporated Weekly (mandatory) Employee Lunch Time Chat!

Topics include

Budgeting 101
Exercise – It Does the Body Good
Bathroom Etiquette
Try Vegetables
Stress: Learning to Cope
Kids in the Kitchen
Appropriate Work Place Dress
Responsible Drinking
Donuts: Learning When to Say When
Social Networking Pitfalls

Insight

2009-04-30T19:56:00.000-07:00

I got called Cyrus the other day, so it lead to me discover this:

c. 4000 – 3000 BC — Austronesian peoples reach Formosa (Taiwan) having crossed 150KM from China using advanced maritime technology.

PROPER NUMBERING

2009-04-29T12:56:00.000-07:00

THE SUBSTITUTE
THE SUBSTITUTE 2 SCHOOL'S OUT
THE SUBSTITUTE 3 WINNER TAKES ALL
THE SUBSTITUTE FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

No "4"

VAGUE LINKS

2009-04-28T14:31:00.000-07:00

Keller disagrees, pointing out that the slow accretion of sediment that she and Addate recorded is completely inconsistent with a sudden event like a tsunami. (See pictures of animals in space.)

Rather, they say, the source might have been massive volcanoes, like the ones that blew in the Deccan Traps in what is now India at just the right point in history. (See pictures of the space race.)

That sediment, they calculate, was laid down at a rate of about 0.8 in. to 1.2 in. per thousand years, meaning that all 30 feet took 300,000 years to settle into place. (See pictures of Mexico's swine flu outbreak.)